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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #60 on: February 20, 2009, 01:51:09 PM »
*sigh* someone shoot me. it'll be fun. :P
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #61 on: February 20, 2009, 02:10:34 PM »
jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.

This is a complicated story that I will let tehjaybo explain. Long story short, his parents have basically "adopted" her and she lives at his house when she's not at college.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #62 on: February 20, 2009, 02:32:22 PM »
jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.

This is a complicated story that I will let tehjaybo explain. Long story short, his parents have basically "adopted" her and she lives at his house when she's not at college.

This.  There's no need really for explanation.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #63 on: February 20, 2009, 02:44:30 PM »
jeeze, change the locks to your place, I wouldn't want some psycho bitch having easy access to my place whenever she wanted.

This is a complicated story that I will let tehjaybo explain. Long story short, his parents have basically "adopted" her and she lives at his house when she's not at college.

That's fucked up.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #64 on: February 20, 2009, 02:45:30 PM »
Manipulative women are so vengeful, yo ass is grass
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« Reply #65 on: February 20, 2009, 02:47:04 PM »
Then you need to sit down with your parents and explain the situation to them. You also need to explain to her that you two are done and that this drama needs to end immediately.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #66 on: February 20, 2009, 02:50:32 PM »
Then you need to sit down with your parents and explain the situation to them. You also need to explain to her that you two are done and that this drama needs to end immediately.

Again, it's a little more complicated than previously stated. Again, calling tehjaybo to clarify, since it isn't my place.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #67 on: February 20, 2009, 02:52:54 PM »
I understand that her mom committed suicide and that it's very complicated, but at the same time, they are his parents and he should really speak to them about everything in a very calm and rational manner.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #68 on: February 20, 2009, 03:02:46 PM »
I understand that her mom committed suicide and that it's very complicated, but at the same time, they are his parents and he should really speak to them about everything in a very calm and rational manner.

Ah, well there we go, I didn't think that was mentioned previously, so since that's out in the open, I can elaborate more.

A few years ago her mom killed herself. However, this was AFTER they broke up. All the shit she did (including the guy calling from the Unitied Arab Emirates) happened in the period between the break-up and the suicide. Once the suicide happened, although she was given offers to live with LOTS of different people, she chose to live with tehjaybo, even though he "broke her heart wah wah wah etc."

When they were dating, tehjaybo's parents didn't really give a fuck about her. This changed whenever she moved in (although I'm pretty sure tehjaybo's dad still doesn't give a fuck) Now, she's sorta like the daughter tehjaybo's mom never had, and even though his mom agrees with us that they should NEVER EVER EVER date again, his mom is still attached to her.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #69 on: February 20, 2009, 03:03:52 PM »
The obvious solution is to carbomb his whole family.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #70 on: February 20, 2009, 03:04:18 PM »
I understand that her mom committed suicide and that it's very complicated, but at the same time, they are his parents and he should really speak to them about everything in a very calm and rational manner.

Ah, well there we go, I didn't think that was mentioned previously, so since that's out in the open, I can elaborate more.

A few years ago her mom killed herself. However, this was AFTER they broke up. All the shit she did (including the guy calling from the Unitied Arab Emirates) happened in the period between the break-up and the suicide. Once the suicide happened, although she was given offers to live with LOTS of different people, she chose to live with tehjaybo, even though he "broke her heart wah wah wah etc."

When they were dating, tehjaybo's parents didn't really give a fuck about her. This changed whenever she moved in (although I'm pretty sure tehjaybo's dad still doesn't give a fuck) Now, she's sorta like the daughter tehjaybo's mom never had, and even though his mom agrees with us that they should NEVER EVER EVER date again, his mom is still attached to her.


His mom sounds pretty level headed about it in terms of them never dating. That's good to hear.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #71 on: February 20, 2009, 03:05:08 PM »
The obvious solution is to carbomb his whole family.

He's probably going to get his own apartment soon. And not tell any of them where he's living.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2009, 11:58:45 PM »
So, since this was mentioned in my thread, I figured I would make a funny endnote to this story.

About a month ago, I get a random text message basically saying "fuck off and never talk to me again." It was the girl in question in this thread. She found EB and saw the whole thread somehow. I loled.

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #73 on: November 13, 2009, 12:03:22 AM »
wtf :rofl
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #74 on: November 13, 2009, 12:03:58 AM »
People use vaseline? Ew.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #75 on: November 13, 2009, 12:04:27 AM »
What's a nacho?
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #76 on: November 13, 2009, 12:06:26 AM »
Or a a borito for that matter?
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #77 on: November 13, 2009, 12:18:17 AM »
God, fuck the women in this state.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #78 on: November 13, 2009, 12:29:03 AM »
That's really more Zeus' style.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #79 on: November 13, 2009, 01:56:04 AM »
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #80 on: November 13, 2009, 03:42:09 AM »
Bitches need to know their place and I am telling it as a married man.

Yeah, just stomp something they hold dear.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #81 on: November 13, 2009, 10:07:31 AM »
Bitches need to know their place and I am telling it as a married man.

Yeah, just stomp something they hold dear.

That's cold mang.

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #82 on: November 13, 2009, 10:29:28 AM »
Didn't notice it was back from February, sorry Tehjaybo :lol

Also did Bloodwake date her? Or am I reading things that aren't there?

I wanted to for a while but I never did. Meanwhile, while I was trying to go out with her, she was nice to her face while she talked shit behind my back.

I didn't lose too much.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #83 on: November 13, 2009, 10:33:32 AM »
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?

Not really. She's been staying up in Lexington as far as I know. Before she told me to fuck off, she acted like she wanted to hang out with me all of a sudden, but didn't show up. She also helped spread a rumor that a friend of mine was dead.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #84 on: November 13, 2009, 10:38:44 AM »
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?

Not really. She's been staying up in Lexington as far as I know. Before she told me to fuck off, she acted like she wanted to hang out with me all of a sudden, but didn't show up. She also helped spread a rumor that a friend of mine was dead.

you are clearly marrying the wrong one, man.

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« Reply #85 on: November 13, 2009, 10:41:51 AM »
lol, so is she still living with tehjaybo's family?

Not really. She's been staying up in Lexington as far as I know. Before she told me to fuck off, she acted like she wanted to hang out with me all of a sudden, but didn't show up. She also helped spread a rumor that a friend of mine was dead.

you are clearly marrying the wrong one, man.

Lmfao, yeah, I totally miss people spreading rumors about me and my friends.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #86 on: November 13, 2009, 11:11:56 AM »
What the fuck.


So yeah.  She found this thread because apparently she still e-stalks me.  She used to log into my facebook, myspace, read my email and go through my chat logs when she lived at my house too, until I passworded my computers.

She found this thread and called me practically sobbing.  I was like WTF it was in February, fucking relax, and she was all AJDFKLDSAFJAHIEFIOSE.  So I said fine fuck off. 

She actually contacted me when I lost all of my accounts, because apparently one of her passwords was saved on my computer from when she used to use it.

(After scrolling through two to three weeks of texts/emails)

OH LOOK, I JUST SO HAPPEN TO HAVE THE CONVERSATION RIGHT HERE.

Her: Have you logged onto my old livejournal?  Be honest.
Me:  No.  My accounts were stolen, they got one you had saved on my computer.
Her: Oh god.  What does that mean?
Me:  That means I had to cancel my bank account and try to get 15+ other accounts either deactivated or taken back, and I haven't been more stressed.
Her:  Do I need to deactivate my bank account?   (lol wtf?)
Me:  You're fine.  It was one account.
Her:  But what should I do about the journal?
Me:  Change the password?
Her:  I tried it wouldn't let me.  I emailed the support center.  The password had been changed.  What is the next step?
Me:  Email them again and tell them someone took your account.  They will know how to take care of it, you don't need me.
Her:  They will be able to fix it?
Me:  I don't know, go ask them.
Her:  Why can't you be nice about this?  There is a lot of personal info there and am worried about losing it or what eill happen.  Did a person steal it?  Or is it spam?
Me:  Yeah, well my fucking full name, address, phone number, and the password for every account I've had for the past 8 years was posted online, so forgive me for not feeling like dealing with something that you can handle on your own.  I'm busy.
Her:  Excuse me?  I'm contacting you because you know more about it than I do.  I just want general info.  I'm not undercutting what you feel or are going through.  I don't understand what this means.  You owe me more respect than saying "i'm busy".
Me:  I don't owe you anything.  I think I've more than payed you back for anything I've ever owed you.  LJ can take care of it, go talk to them.  I am busy.
Her:  After everything you've put me through, I can't believe you can act this way.  You don't have to like me but you could be civil when we are experiencing similar issues.
Me:  EVERYTHING I HAVE PUT YOU THROUGH?  Don't you fucking dare.  As a matter of fact, don't even respond.  You have put me through more shit than I have ever even THOUGHT of putting youy through.  So go fucking take it up with LJ.  I'm sick of being the bad guy when it isn't my fault.  I'm sick of being the whipping boy for your problems.  So go fucking deal with it yourself.  The ONE time I brought you a legitimate problem that I couldn't deal with*, you shunned me.  I REFUSE to be treated like this anymore.  So don't even expect me to be civil anymore.  If you want to play like this, fine.  Have it your way.


Didn't hear anything from her after that.

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*: The issue in question was that I was having a particular hard night, fighting with some bouts of depression, and I texted her asking to just talk for a little bit.  Big mistake.  It was after she saw the thread, and she said she just couldn't talk to someone who would say things like that.  So fuck her.

That's right, Monica.  Since I'm sure you'll e-stalk me to see this again, Fuck you.  I've had it with your bullshit of turning everyone against me, then expecting me to be nice to you.  NO, fuck that.  Leave me alone.  I hope you don't treat the rest of your friends like that.




Okay, shew.  I'm done with my livejournal antics.  Let this thread die.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #87 on: November 13, 2009, 11:24:01 AM »
The only way this could be more ridiculous is if she made an account.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #88 on: November 13, 2009, 11:24:23 AM »
She could be the new roxy.

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #89 on: November 13, 2009, 11:27:38 AM »
Hey Monica,

I'd fuck you. Go check out my pics and Pm me.

 :lol :lol :lol

It's more funny because she accused me of trying to rape her, yet has never had sex. 
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #90 on: November 13, 2009, 11:34:34 AM »
Maybe PD could play some Zelda music for her.

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« Reply #91 on: November 13, 2009, 11:43:35 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #92 on: November 13, 2009, 02:19:29 PM »
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #93 on: November 13, 2009, 02:39:54 PM »
Ice cold.  :lol
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« Reply #94 on: November 13, 2009, 02:40:29 PM »
if i wanted pictures of people from kentucky i'd look up my local sex offender registry

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #95 on: November 13, 2009, 02:42:02 PM »
if i wanted pictures of people from kentucky i'd look up my local sex offender registry

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Nah, it's about right.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #96 on: November 13, 2009, 02:58:37 PM »
:lol @ this thread and its revival.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #98 on: November 13, 2009, 04:15:22 PM »
Lyte is making my hungry.  :-\
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #99 on: November 14, 2009, 11:50:12 AM »
Fuck yea. Carne Asada Nachos.

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #100 on: November 14, 2009, 11:54:26 AM »
Why is there all that junk on those nachos? What a waste.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #101 on: November 14, 2009, 12:31:15 PM »
I'm sorry but I thought it was hilarious that she found this thread.  No offense.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #102 on: November 14, 2009, 02:21:52 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #103 on: November 14, 2009, 02:27:17 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #104 on: November 14, 2009, 02:27:24 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit.  Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.
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« Reply #105 on: November 14, 2009, 02:30:08 PM »
I'm one of those types!  O Monica, lets participate in livejournal together  :interracial

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #106 on: November 14, 2009, 02:31:16 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit.  Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.

Desperate dudes do not equal awesome dudes, bro. They may be cool in their own regard, but they have a lot of confidence building to do before they're *AWESOME*!!!

Same goes the other way. There are girls that only like and date complete assholes. Not guys that turn into assholes, but assholes from the beginning. And when awesome guys are interested, they are disgusted because they're nice to them. These girls need some major help before they can be in a real, amazing relationship.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #107 on: November 14, 2009, 02:41:55 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit.  Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.

Desperate dudes do not equal awesome dudes, bro. They may be cool in their own regard, but they have a lot of confidence building to do before they're *AWESOME*!!!

Same goes the other way. There are girls that only like and date complete assholes. Not guys that turn into assholes, but assholes from the beginning. And when awesome guys are interested, they are disgusted because they're nice to them. These girls need some major help before they can be in a real, amazing relationship.


I guess the point I wanted to make is that women like Monica don't want awesome guys - they just want guys they can control.  Which may be awesome guys in their eyes.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #108 on: November 14, 2009, 02:50:02 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)

I disagree - there is always a desperate dude (well, more than one) out there willing to tolerate mountains of bullshit.  Women like Monica always sink their claws into one of these types.

Desperate dudes do not equal awesome dudes, bro. They may be cool in their own regard, but they have a lot of confidence building to do before they're *AWESOME*!!!

Same goes the other way. There are girls that only like and date complete assholes. Not guys that turn into assholes, but assholes from the beginning. And when awesome guys are interested, they are disgusted because they're nice to them. These girls need some major help before they can be in a real, amazing relationship.


I guess the point I wanted to make is that women like Monica don't want awesome guys - they just want guys they can control.  Which may be awesome guys in their eyes.

Oh that is true. They probably really want an overall great guy, but there's no way they can con them into being in a relationship, unless they hide shit like the fact that they livejournal it up constantly, and by the time they realize she's crazy, it's too late. The crescendo to crazy, per se.

So yea, the lazy, crazy girls will just go for some dude with zero self-esteem and minimal relationship experience. That way they don't even know that she's crazy!

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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #109 on: November 14, 2009, 03:11:05 PM »

So yea, the lazy, crazy girls will just go for some dude with zero self-esteem and minimal relationship experience.


Why can't a meet one of these girls?  :'(

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« Reply #110 on: November 14, 2009, 03:28:02 PM »

So yea, the lazy, crazy girls will just go for some dude with zero self-esteem and minimal relationship experience.


Why can't a meet one of these girls?  :'(

 :lol If they're lazy, they're probably fat too. You're better off single, bro.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #111 on: November 14, 2009, 03:35:30 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)

:')  I love The Bore.

Also, she wouldn't be pregnant because she refused to have sex.  It got old, but I respected her wishes.  But whatever.  She'll go out and give it up to some guy that she thinks she loves that treats her like shit.  And I'm not gonna be there to hear her cry about it.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #112 on: November 14, 2009, 03:50:35 PM »
:rofl

Hey Monica - Keep e-stalking. See where it gets you in 20 years, while you're home, alone, hanging out with your 12 cats.


Oh, and don't ever mention that you participate in "livejournal" to a boyfriend/date. Awesome guys hate crazy, drama queens, and this will certainly tip them off quickly. Let it be a complete surprise after a few months of a relationship. Then when they figure it out and want to dump you, tell them you're pregnant.  ;)

:')  I love The Bore.

Also, she wouldn't be pregnant because she refused to have sex.  It got old, but I respected her wishes.  But whatever.  She'll go out and give it up to some guy that she thinks she loves that treats her like shit.  And I'm not gonna be there to hear her cry about it.


Yea, I picked that up through the thread, but she could be stupid enough to try to pull off the ol' "but u cant dump me im prego!" bit. Or the ol' "but imma kill myself!" bit. Girls are fucking crazy. She needs to be crying solely to her livejournal and leave you out of it.

Glad you got out of that shitty situation. Sounds like you were absolutely the better person.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #113 on: November 14, 2009, 04:32:26 PM »
I ate some pretty awesome nachos today.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #114 on: November 14, 2009, 06:54:07 PM »
I ate some pretty awesome nachos today.

I've had some pretty awesome nachos since this. 

Steak Nachos :rock :rock :rock
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #115 on: November 15, 2009, 09:53:38 PM »
I have a livejournal, I dig it.  I just made a post: http://contextfree.livejournal.com/
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #116 on: November 15, 2009, 10:11:24 PM »
I have a livejournal, I dig it.  I just made a post: http://contextfree.livejournal.com/

Touching. Couple of syllables short of a beautiful haiku.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #117 on: November 16, 2009, 04:55:19 PM »
Monica have you ever sucked an hispanic dick? is you want to just pm me.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #118 on: November 16, 2009, 05:01:11 PM »
Monica have you ever sucked an hispanic dick? is you want to just pm me.

Dude... KENTUCKY.  There's probably a pick-up truck full of dudes with mullets and axe handles looking for you as we speak.
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Re: Women Suck. (OR The Story of the 20 Dollar Nachos)
« Reply #119 on: November 16, 2009, 05:13:50 PM »
 :-[
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