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Title: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 12:22:04 AM
On in 10 minutes bitchez
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Post by: FatalT on March 03, 2009, 12:24:37 AM
I'll watch with you. Get on irc.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 12:28:21 AM
Eh, I don't think anyone can judge him from his first few episodes.  Conan wasn't good until his like 4th or 5th year.  Don't see Jimmy blowing anyway tonight.  Check back in a year or so.
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2009, 12:29:01 AM
CAN WAIT

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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 12:38:35 AM
CONAN
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 12:40:43 AM
God the Roots omg
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2009, 12:44:10 AM
I'm confused

this ain't bad
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 12:46:29 AM
He's doing a shitload better than I expected.  Good for him.
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 12:47:37 AM
"my name's jimmy and I'm a virgo" 
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 12:51:55 AM
Sometimes GAF confuses me.  If they liveblogged every late night show, they would hate every single one of them.

"monologue sucks"
"wow the snip was not funny AT ALL"
"stop saying 'uh'."
"STOP LAUGHING."

You can apply that to all late night shows, ESPECIALLY Conan, and Conan was fucking awesome.  So far this isn't any different than any other late night show.  Good for him.

And again: THE ROOTSSSSSS
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 12:55:36 AM
i'd lick that girls nipples
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Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2009, 12:56:28 AM
the monologue wasn't awful, it was the lack of any transition at all that was off putting.
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 01:02:47 AM
his first guest is like

why am i here
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:02:54 AM
christ gaf:

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I can't take this anymore.

Why does the set look like something straight out of Jerry Springer circa 1997?

The Roots won't last; this show feels more like Carson Daily than Conan, it's trying too hard to be hipster-cool when it should be college-cool like conan was, and TDS/TCR is.

This first show has been absolute trash, and I almost got dizzy watching him bob back and forth during his 'monologue'.

The girl licking the printer pulled her hair aside like an oral professional, though.

lord.  Standards are like moon level high
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Post by: Robo on March 03, 2009, 01:11:43 AM
:bow DeNiro :bow2

I like this so far.  He's in like a natural state of awkwardness and confusion even when he probably knows exactly what's going on (giving him some credit here), and if Conan's show taught us anything about the talk show format, it's that that sort of thing can be a winning formula.  I don't know if it'll maintain it's feeling of controlled chaos the way Conan's Late Night did through the years, but as a host, he seems to be suitable for carrying the torch.
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Post by: OptimoPeach on March 03, 2009, 01:13:56 AM
christ gaf:

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I can't take this anymore.

Why does the set look like something straight out of Jerry Springer circa 1997?

The Roots won't last; this show feels more like Carson Daily than Conan, it's trying too hard to be hipster-cool when it should be college-cool like conan was, and TDS/TCR is.

This first show has been absolute trash, and I almost got dizzy watching him bob back and forth during his 'monologue'.

The girl licking the printer pulled her hair aside like an oral professional, though.

lord.  Standards are like moon level high
I didn't know there was a difference.
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: G The Resurrected on March 03, 2009, 01:14:12 AM
Just remember who it could have been insteald of Jimmy Fallon; fucking Carson Daily.

I'll watch it at work when I have a chance and give my thoughts
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 01:15:26 AM
what the fuck @ space train
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:15:50 AM
christ gaf:

Quote
I can't take this anymore.

Why does the set look like something straight out of Jerry Springer circa 1997?

The Roots won't last; this show feels more like Carson Daily than Conan, it's trying too hard to be hipster-cool when it should be college-cool like conan was, and TDS/TCR is.

This first show has been absolute trash, and I almost got dizzy watching him bob back and forth during his 'monologue'.

The girl licking the printer pulled her hair aside like an oral professional, though.

lord.  Standards are like moon level high
I didn't know there was a difference.

Honestly, Carson fucking Daily tries to be "hipster-cool."  Fallon has STATED that he's not trying to do anything new, he's just going to try and capture the same audience as Conan did.

He's doing absolutely fine, especially for his first show.  GAF hates everything.

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what the fuck @ space train

*slap*

this train is GOING TO SPACE
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 01:17:38 AM
I'm just amazed De Niro agreed to do that :lol
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:19:16 AM
i lol'd
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:20:45 AM
Christ, did Fallon fucking rape every single one of the gaffer's sisters?

THE FURY

THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, I'M GOING TO NOT WATCH.  THAT'LL SHOW HIM
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: Robo on March 03, 2009, 01:23:22 AM
who cares
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 01:23:49 AM
I laughed at space train because it was so RANDOM
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Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2009, 01:23:59 AM
that Game show looks rad
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:25:32 AM
who cares

ALL OF GAF

HOW DARE HE NOT BE A SIMPSONS WRITER
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 03, 2009, 01:29:08 AM
Are you fucking Fallon or something? This was pretty shitty.
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Post by: FatalT on March 03, 2009, 01:31:47 AM
JIMMY FALLON IRC TRANSCRIPT OF SUCK

<CajoleJuice> is this the jimmy fallon IRC room
<@Tony_Parker> yes
<FatalT> I believe it is good sir
<@Tony_Parker> <~Viz> ya ok
<~Viz> COME BACK CONAN
<CajoleJuice> he will be back soon
<CajoleJuice> just earlier
<@Tony_Parker> jay isn't leaving
<Garrett> THE ROOTS
<CajoleJuice> although LA will suck the funny out of him :(
<FatalT> woo roots
<FatalT> I guess
<CajoleJuice> whatever
<FatalT> at least he's not laughing at his own jokes
<@Tony_Parker> FAIL
<@Tony_Parker> <~Viz> ya
<@Tony_Parker> ....................
<FatalT> spoke too soon
<@Tony_Parker> <~Viz> ya
<CajoleJuice> lol
<@Tony_Parker> <~Viz> ya ok
<Garrett> FUCK
<Garrett> he's laughing at his jokes
<~Viz> lol
<CajoleJuice> he's obviously nervous
<CajoleJuice> and he's always nervous otherwise
<Garrett> wtf
<Garrett> MY NAME'S JIMMY
<Garrett> AND I'M A VIRGO
<@Tony_Parker> Kimmel >
<~Viz> fail
<~Viz> fallon is fail
<CajoleJuice> i am not even paying attention
<Garrett> lol
<Garrett> he did some skit on blonde mothers
<Garrett> BLONDE WHITE WOMEN ARE FUNNAY
<CajoleJuice> TARGET DEMOGRAPHIC
<CajoleJuice> terrible.
<JunpeiiHeat> me like
<Garrett> dude
<Garrett> when the lick it thing came up
<FatalT> asian dude is gay
<CajoleJuice> i'd hit it
<Garrett> that chick is hot
<CajoleJuice> costanza would say she's fat
<FatalT> white dude is gay too
<Garrett> i'd lick that girls nipples
<CajoleJuice> people who attend jimmy fallon's show are gay
<@Tony_Parker> SHIT SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<CajoleJuice> wow
<CajoleJuice> this is TERRIBLE
<@Tony_Parker> Magic Johnson Hour was better than this
<@Tony_Parker> so was Vibe with host SINBAD
<@Tony_Parker> <~Viz> ya
<FatalT> so gay
<FatalT> that was a cock slurp
<@Tony_Parker> looks like VAZ
<~Viz> ...
<JunpeiiHeat> lick it
<JunpeiiHeat> for
<JunpeiiHeat> 10
<JunpeiiHeat> !
<Garrett> LMAO
<@Tony_Parker> SHIT SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
<FatalT> ugh
<FatalT> made fun of on his first show
<CajoleJuice> lol
<FatalT> deniro needs to do an entire movie in that voice and with that facial expression
<CajoleJuice> hahaha
<Garrett> horrible first guest
<Garrett> uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
<FatalT> yeah he's almost like joaquin phoenix right now
<FatalT> just a little more responsive
<FatalT> ...wtf
<Garrett> what the fuck
<FatalT> JT IS MA BOY
<CajoleJuice> hahahah i laughed only because i cant believe de niro did that
<JunpeiiHeat> SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE TRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
<JunpeiiHeat> nani?
<FatalT> I wanna watch The Phone
<FatalT> yeah this show is done
<FatalT> Justin Timberlake was aight
<FatalT> Deniro was eh
<FatalT> don't really care about the rest
<FatalT> Van Morrison meh
<JunpeiiHeat> deniro looks so bored
<JunpeiiHeat> like he lost a bet
<FatalT> lol
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 01:32:54 AM
what is that show justin timberlake is doing with the exploding cars???
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:32:56 AM
I just think it it's fucking ridiculous to expect a fucking flawless and classic talk show episode in the line of Carson or Conan on the first night.  Hell, for the first couple of months he's going to be adjusting.  Conan didn't grow into his own until the 4th or 5th season.  Why should anyone expect like, post 5th season Conan on Fallon's first episode, let alone his first year?
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Post by: FatalT on March 03, 2009, 01:33:42 AM
what is that show justin timberlake is doing with the exploding cars???

THE PHONE on MTV. Gonna be AWESOME.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 03, 2009, 01:33:50 AM
Go jerk off to Taxi.
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Post by: cool breeze on March 03, 2009, 01:34:00 AM
what is that show justin timberlake is doing with the exploding cars???

it's called The Phone apparently

looks awesome
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:34:17 AM
Go jerk off to Taxi.

Mature.
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 03, 2009, 01:35:52 AM
Relax, it was a joke. You like Fallon so laughter must be unfamiliar to you.
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Post by: Himu on March 03, 2009, 01:36:04 AM
what is that show justin timberlake is doing with the exploding cars???

it's called The Phone apparently

looks awesome

dude i'm so watching that
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:38:08 AM
Relax, it was a joke. You like Fallon so laughter must be unfamiliar to you.

It's funny, but I don't like Fallon.  Never have.  But I figure I'd give the guy a shot, and I can see it has potential.  Sue me if I think it's ridiculous to expect so much *shrugs*
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Post by: BobbyRobby on March 03, 2009, 01:38:39 AM
felt bad for him, seemed really nervous.  
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 03, 2009, 01:39:38 AM
Relax, it was a joke. You like Fallon so laughter must be unfamiliar to you.

It's funny, but I don't like Fallon.  Never have.  But I figure I'd give the guy a shot, and I can see it has potential.  Sue me if I think it's ridiculous to expect so much *shrugs*

You seem to be getting mad at people who are pointing out flaws in something that was obviously flawed. If this is your stance, get mad at only the people comparing him to Conan or Letterman right off the bat.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 01:43:05 AM
I don't think I ever said it...wasn't flawed?

I just watched a very obvious "first-show syndrome" first episode.  It needs work.  But like I said, it has potential and I can see Fallon growing into the position.  They've got the foundation: now build a niche and a humor all of your own.

I'm not getting angry, I just think the level of snootiness going around is dumb, even though its expected.
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Post by: thekavorka on March 03, 2009, 01:49:27 AM
<@Tony_Parker> Magic Johnson Hour was better than this

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

and i didnt see any foundation
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Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 03, 2009, 01:55:52 AM
I don't think too many people said that the show has no chance of ever improving though.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 03, 2009, 02:08:37 AM
I don't know, I read some pretty bad shit...

but oh well, I do think hell improve, and I think most people here think we will as well.
Title: Re: Tonight we watch Jimmy Fallon flunk out of Late Night
Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 02, 2009, 10:23:02 PM
Why give him a chance when Craig Ferguson is on
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Post by: Cheebs on March 02, 2009, 10:31:03 PM
Has there EVER been a talk show that was good at the start? I'd give him a year or two before writing him off as bad.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on March 02, 2009, 10:52:22 PM
I just don't like Jimmy Fallon and never have.  No reason for me to watch him, shame the Roots are staining their rep by being on the show tho.
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 03, 2009, 10:41:50 AM
Oh hot damn, I didn't know Andy Samberg was in The Lonely Island.  They were at Virgin Megastore when I was there last week.   :-\
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 03, 2009, 11:03:31 AM
[youtube=560,345]s9rfXHq_iZc[/youtube]
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Post by: Himu on March 04, 2009, 12:39:12 AM
LATE NIGHT WITH THE ROOTS
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Post by: cool breeze on March 04, 2009, 12:44:00 AM
featuring The Roots
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Post by: Himu on March 04, 2009, 12:50:12 AM
Bloomberg: I'm here to rant because I miss Conan
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Post by: Himu on March 04, 2009, 12:51:38 AM
I would break Tina Fey in half with my dick
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Post by: AdmiralViscen on March 04, 2009, 09:57:10 AM
This show isn't too bad from what I saw of it
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Post by: ToxicAdam on March 04, 2009, 09:58:56 AM
He was on Howard Stern for an hour today. It was entertaining as hell.

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Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 04, 2009, 10:44:47 AM
[youtube=560,345]aYMMJvSEwHw[/youtube]

Someone move Dave back to NBC.
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Post by: Rman on March 04, 2009, 04:52:23 PM
Awful debut.
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Post by: Dickie Dee on March 04, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
He probably always had gotten undue hate, but I doubt he'll ever be as endearing as Conan.

But then again, Leno was never endearing as Conan and he's done alright.

He seems well meaning when there were a million snarky cunts they could've picked from. Doubt I'll ever make any point to watch it unless I somehow catch word of a guest I really want to see but I don't wish him ill.
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Post by: gibletsngravy on March 05, 2009, 04:00:21 AM
I just think it it's fucking ridiculous to expect a fucking flawless and classic talk show episode in the line of Carson or Conan on the first night.  Hell, for the first couple of months he's going to be adjusting.  Conan didn't grow into his own until the 4th or 5th season.  Why should anyone expect like, post 5th season Conan on Fallon's first episode, let alone his first year?

I wasnt expecting anything flawless, but I do think more should be expected of Fallon, and he should have a better learning curve than Conan since he's not a stranger to being in front of a camera.
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Post by: drozmight on March 05, 2009, 04:23:10 AM
Tonight's show was pretty good.
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Post by: Cheebs on March 05, 2009, 08:14:09 AM
I heard he'll talk about video games. I'm going to watch and see how big of a non-gamer he is.
Eh, I doubt he is the wii fit kind of guy. Probably the type of gamer who plays like GTA, Halo, and Gears of War and thats it.