THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on March 09, 2009, 05:55:07 PM
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Yo,
It's snowing pretty badly out. There was some really loud thunder earlier. It appears to be accumulating a little bit. Most of the people in my hallway at work have already gone home. I'll probably still go to class because I didn't halfass this paper on Alred Kinsey for nothing. I wish I were dead.
Today is boring. I was up until 5am last night, watching X-files and halfassing papers about Alfred Kinsey. I have class today so I won't be home until like 8PM, meaning the vast majority of my day is committed to shit and I won't be able to chill at all until relatively late in the day. Fortunately, I got a little boost to keep me going--a slime appears spent about a half hour describing his thick, uncut cock. I also drank 4 5oz cans of cranberry juice.
It's almost time to eat pills. I wish I were at home watching the X-Files. Man, Scully was so smoking hot in seasons 2-4. In season 1 she is way too frumpy, but for the several seasons after that she's is fine fine fine. Eventually, starting in 5 or 6, they start legitimately trying to make her sexier. In 2-4 she is like normal people hot. Afterwards, it's just kinda too much. I have spent many nights thinking about Scully soapin' up dem titties. I wish I were dead.
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Nice, I liked the soaping up of the titties part.
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Scully was indeed frumpy in season 1 but I still wanted her to have my children then.
Everything after the first movie of x-files sucks though. :(
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your attempt is failure.
You should write a paper about crazy people. I can give you first hand access to a crazy person.
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Wait, are you bi or full gay ???
The scully titties comment has me confused
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EB has learned me not to care about sexual preferences of others.
I just think TVC can appreciate the concept of Nice Titties.
Also, I think demi is secretly straight.
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Scully :-*
One of my first wanking sessions involved a photoshop pic of her sucking dick.
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So it's cut then?
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Women in suits are hot.
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Women in suits are hot.
Just don't say that in court, unless you really want to lose
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I was in court today for judge shadowing. The female defense attorney in my case was a knock-out. She also rarely talked, letting her ugly male defense partner do most of the talking.
Smart game plan.
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LIES
I dunno man sounds pretty accurate from what I've seen.
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*gasp*
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let's talk more about slime's thick uncut beastcock :drool
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*gasp*
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I guess you will just have to satisfy our curiosities... take a picture
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Not you too Prole. :gloomy
sorry, mang, but the stories i've heard about that baby leg of a raunch monster :drool
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tvc, if you were gay, which one would you fuck?
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k305/alastore/Picture024.jpg?t=1236658486)
or
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k305/alastore/lrg-2170-jake_gyllenhaal_prince_per.jpg?t=1236658520)
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It snows in Seattle?
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I guess I can record my nightly BP readings in here:
160/113. And that's one of my lower readings as of late. I thought it would be higher because after class, I threw up into a garbage can on campus several times. Lotsa bile, not much of the other kind of acid.
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I thought White Man was gaaaaaaaaaaaay?
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Since having an erection right now would probably raise my blood pressure enough to kill me, I am now asexual. Achieving orgasm would probably flat out make my heart explode.
It's all moot now since, heck, thanks to the BP medication, hardons are basically a thing of the past, period.
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Wait, you're having periods?
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I've been wondering, since you've been having high BP for a while what type of diet are you following? I mean surely the Docs have advised to follow something besides taking the meds.
Actually, the only thing they advised is to avoid alcohol, since that throws off all sorts of things. My last appointment was my first appointment with my new general practitioner, so it was a lot of taking initial samples of things. We knew going in that I had severe hypertension, so they just gave me safe drugs until they could pinpoint a cause. I have independently modified my diet a bit, but I haven't gone anal about it. From what I understand, the basics on hypertension indicate I should shitcan my sodium intake, which is, well, kind of impossible. As an American bachelor, I live off take out and restaurant food, which is loaded beyond belief with sodium.
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On the contrary, I've been told to use NSAIDs (ibuprofen and naproxen sodium) for the pain in my knee/leg/ankle, as they are very effective for that sort of pain. Other painkillers are basically ineffective. With that in mind, I haven't needed painkillers at all lately, so it's a non-issue, at least for the moment.
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Are you still in a knee brace with crutches?
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No, the pain flared down more than a week ago. I was experiencing surgery pain for longer than I was arthritic pain. That shit goes in cycles.
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I am really sick, and had to go into work anyway.
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Damn TVC :(
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141/102. Break out the salt packets! I've practically got the BP of a child again. Or, well, the BP of several children stapled together.
Today was filled with little trauma. I think my more recent bouts of nausea are definitely related to my BP meds. Dizziness upon standing up is listed as a side effect, but this dizziness appears to turn into nausea if I have been sitting or reclining in one position for a while (like an hour), and then stand up. Since I have no control over my gag reflex, this quickly turns into a vomit party. Still, maybe I can control it once I get used to it.
I watched Let the Right One In again and it was awesome. I am now about to put down a few episodes of the X-Files and maybe finish Harlan Ellison's pretty f'n excellent Shatterday before hitting the hay. That honky bitch knows how to write a story.
Confirmation of medical problems, I've found, has turned me into a paranoid bitch, getting anxious over every unfamiliar minor sensation I feel on my skin, terrified over perceived movement in my chest. When the doctor asks me what's been going on the past week, I fear I may spout out a shitload of nonsense. It's nice to know I'm experiencing paranoia over something worthwhile, for once, even though the actual experience of the paranoia is as useless as ever.
Anyway, if I start shotgunning TXF now, I can be into season 3 by tomorrow.
EDIT: Also received a supply of piracetam from a friend today, although I will have to do some research before giving it a spin.
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Oh yeah, X-files. Do it.
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I empathize with the paranoia. I thought I might have purchased a tampered with bottle of juice after I became nauseous earlier today- I couldn't remember opening the damn thing but I did distinctly remember it already being open yet it looked like nothing had been drank out of it when I took it out of the fridge this morning. Turns out that when she was over last night mooching off my internets my sister opened it and drank a sip or two out of the bottle. I found this out after I had almost decided to induce vomiting and go to the emergency room with my bottle of V8 splash. Can't be too careful, you know.
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What bugs me is that it's not even cool paranoia, like "OMG I just know demi is following me and waiting to rape my sweet, tight ass." It's more like "Holy shit, that pin prick sensation I just felt on my chest probably means my kidneys are excreting nothing but tar and bacon grease."
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:|
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Actually, the doctor was kind of a dick. I can make that tomorrow's rant since I won't have anything timely due to a lot of tomorrow being taken up by class stuff.
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What bugs me is that it's not even cool paranoia, like "OMG I just know demi is following me and waiting to rape my sweet, tight ass." It's more like "Holy shit, that pin prick sensation I just felt on my chest probably means my kidneys are excreting nothing but tar and bacon grease."
You feel the sensation of a prick on your chest and you don't think of demi? ???
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No, he is a wop and probably has a big cock.
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It is pretty nice
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141/101.
So I went to class today, despite being very tired. I figured there are three class sessions left, and this is really the last day of actual class, between review and exams and stuff.
I'm not sure exactly how much I groused about it here, but upon getting out of the hospital, one of the most daunting things facing me was that I had a significantly lengthy research paper due in approximately a week. I was operating in panic mode due to being under a lot of stress and anxiety due to being behind in work and at school and then the medical problems had me sweating bullets, so the paper got done in an incredibly half-assed manner. 15 pages written in the course of three sessions, the first dedicated to finding research, the second dedicated to mangling said research into a cohesive paper with a personally selected stance, and the third, about three to four hours before class, hammering out a terrible, terrible conclusion. Upon writing the last sentence, I was so filled with shame that I could not even read the paper for (really) the first time. It was so half-assed that I felt I'd probably be so ashamed if I read it that I would toss it out and not hand in anything.
Of note is that earlier in the semester, we had another paper. I put a good bit of effort into it. Got a 95.
But my half-assed paper got a fucking 99, and his final comment was that if my conclusion were rewritten with a bit less subjective language, it could just about be published.
The worst part of all this is that I was talking with classmates before class, mentioning that my paper was terrible and how I hoped he wouldn't have them graded in time to hand them back to us before the end of the quarter. I probably looked like the biggest goddamned nerdlinger ever when I got the highest score in the class.
And then, after class, one of the other students asked me if I'd help him on the take home essay exam questions. I am getting solicited to help students cheat.
So yeah, in the end, it was a big enough ego boost to make going to class worthwhile. Dissociative identity disorder ended up derailing class, though. I didn't get as much schizophrenia as advertised.
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We've got to get TVC a boner, damn the consequences
i'm looking for the entire ET porn vid as I type this
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141/101.
So I went to class today, despite being very tired. I figured there are three class sessions left, and this is really the last day of actual class, between review and exams and stuff.
I'm not sure exactly how much I groused about it here, but upon getting out of the hospital, one of the most daunting things facing me was that I had a significantly lengthy research paper due in approximately a week. I was operating in panic mode due to being under a lot of stress and anxiety due to being behind in work and at school and then the medical problems had me sweating bullets, so the paper got done in an incredibly half-assed manner. 15 pages written in the course of three sessions, the first dedicated to finding research, the second dedicated to mangling said research into a cohesive paper with a personally selected stance, and the third, about three to four hours before class, hammering out a terrible, terrible conclusion. Upon writing the last sentence, I was so filled with shame that I could not even read the paper for (really) the first time. It was so half-assed that I felt I'd probably be so ashamed if I read it that I would toss it out and not hand in anything.
Of note is that earlier in the semester, we had another paper. I put a good bit of effort into it. Got a 95.
But my half-assed paper got a fucking 99, and his final comment was that if my conclusion were rewritten with a bit less subjective language, it could just about be published.
The worst part of all this is that I was talking with classmates before class, mentioning that my paper was terrible and how I hoped he wouldn't have them graded in time to hand them back to us before the end of the quarter. I probably looked like the biggest goddamned nerdlinger ever when I got the highest score in the class.
And then, after class, one of the other students asked me if I'd help him on the take home essay exam questions. I am getting solicited to help students cheat.
So yeah, in the end, it was a big enough ego boost to make going to class worthwhile. Dissociative identity disorder ended up derailing class, though. I didn't get as much schizophrenia as advertised.
To be fair, it is community college. I think you mentioned that you were attending one
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I know, but that doesn't explain the effort going into the paper thing.
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True, I guess you should kill yourself
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True, I guess you should kill yourself
Fuck no. I'm just going to not put effort into anything anymore.
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Malcolm Gladwell is ghostwriting TVC's papers?
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that out of place chapter on emetophilia in The Tipping Point suddenly makes sense :o
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better Malcolm Gladwell than Prole being a gay-stomping thug 100 years ago or recursivelyenumerable being Bob of Bob's Game fame
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I might start putting an X-Files mythology synopses in here, as I move throughout the series. I can pinpoint when exactly it becomes incoherent.
I need something to put in here. I set a personal rule to not get too depressed in this thread and the last few days have been depressing, so I need some sort of font of content.
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I might start putting an X-Files mythology synopses in here, as I move throughout the series. I can pinpoint when exactly it becomes incoherent.
I'll save you the trouble. Stop trying to follow it after the first movie. They never intended to come back as a tv show but after the film wasn't a gigantic hit they went back to tv and everything with the on-going mythology seemed to get fucked up at that point.
Plus that was when the move to LA happen and that awesome foggy Vancouver look to the show went away.
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My car got broken into last night. In my apartment building parking lot. This is the worst month ever.
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That fucking sucks, what did they take?
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:wtf
Filthy poors and their stealing. :maf
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2G2D has gone too far. I fear everyday for my own apartment. 1st Floor, lots of entry points via windows. I always keep the shades drawn (big screen HDTV glowing at night). I wish I lived on the second floor.
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My car got broken into last night. In my apartment building parking lot. This is the worst month ever.
So I guess this means you're gonna kill yourself
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apparently bellevue gets 40 car smash-and-grabs a day -- that's 12K+ break-ins per year! and this is in, like, the very suburbs of suburbs, where seattle's rich white republicans live their soulless lives. wtf!
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I might start putting an X-Files mythology synopses in here, as I move throughout the series. I can pinpoint when exactly it becomes incoherent.
I'll save you the trouble. Stop trying to follow it after the first movie. They never intended to come back as a tv show but after the film wasn't a gigantic hit they went back to tv and everything with the on-going mythology seemed to get fucked up at that point.
Plus that was when the move to LA happen and that awesome foggy Vancouver look to the show went away.
It was still okay until Mulder got abducted. That was pretty much when the show jumped the shark. I remember watching it and thinking, even in fucking middle school, "well, that just about wraps it up for the X-Files"
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Ugh, this final is going to be half-assed. God damned car break in.
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Ugh, this final is going to be half-assed. God damned car break in.
That assures a good grade!
Actually, if you go in expecting that, you'll rightly fail, so get to depressing. :'(
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In honor of getting my blood pressure down to nearly human levels (130/89 is the average), I have decided to get a motorcycle.
I am thinking:
(http://www.melillimoto.com/store/images/GT_1000.jpg)
Thoughts? Feel free to influence what kind of bike I should get. I know nothing about this.
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A Ducati? That's too nice. Go for the TRIUMPH. That or rice it up with a Zuki.
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A Ducati? That's too nice. Go for the TRIUMPH. That or rice it up with a Zuki.
I really like the style of the GT 1000s, and since I no longer plan on buying a new car this year, the price is modest enough. A new Ducati GT is like 12k, right? That's probably half as much as I'd spend on a car.
But please, gimme the "whys" on your suggestions. I am newb total.
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I was pretty much kidding. Triumphs suck. Every person I've ever seen ride a Triumph has been lame. I have heard nothing but good things about Ducati, but then again, I only really know one 'biker guy'.
Actually, Ducati is like a fantastic model I think. You should totally get one. You'd be fancy.
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Actually, Ducati is like a fantastic model I think. You should totally get one. You'd be fancy.
I was originally looking at Kawasaki crotch rocket things, and one of my friends was like "Dude, you're a Ducati or Buell guy." And I liked the bikes he showed me by them, but I liked the Ducati shit more.
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The Ducati GT is an insane, insane bike. Then again, any motorcycle you buy that's $12,000 will be a fucking ride.
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White Man on a hog?
:o
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end life crisis :'(
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I was pretty much kidding. Triumphs suck.
TE Lawrence died on a Triumph.
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and I will save Malek from his pathetic timebomb of a life. I will give him the option of freeing him.
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what is a cafe racer? That sounds womanly or matronly. That;s the shit demi is into.
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Is that thing capable of road-ready awesomesauce? In a fight where I had to jump and have my back wheel demolsh some old crippled woman,would that bike be able to compare?
Sorry gin, that toy is not the winner. This is so far:
(http://www.melillimoto.com/store/images/GT_1000.jpg)
daddy horny
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When did Genghis Cohen go gay?
EDIT: Ooohh, he redeemed himself in the nick of time.
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What are you on about? The bike looks wonderful. What would you rather have it look like?
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Yet still the Ducati GT1000 I posted looks better.
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cafe racers are sexy. I wish bike designs would go back to the 50's and 60's looks.
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and I will save Malek from his pathetic timebomb of a life. I will give him the option of freeing him.
You wouldn't ride all the way to Winnipeg.
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what am cafe racer
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:drool
(http://www.ridelust.com/wp-content/uploads/2006-ducati-sport1000c.jpg)
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That Yamaha looks boner worthy.
ergh, uh, practical help. I know no one that owns a bike. How do I go about getting a permit or license? Do I just go to the DMV, do another written test, and go on a test ride?
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everyone will tell you to take lessons first.
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Just got back from a party at the Party Mansion site 2 in Capitol Hill. Protip: "I can't drink anymore" apparently means "Want any pills."
I dunno, it's nice to know that I recently made a basically new batch of cool and close friends. I am feeling something of a glow.
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To quote The Dark Knight "ITS ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN"
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mmmm molly ringwald
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I still like the way the GT 1000 looks best, really. Gimme something you think looks better and also has a similar (12k-ish) price, Cohen.
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Dudes there a difference between cafe racers, nakeds and streetfighters.
Most of what Jinfash has posted are nakeds.
Streetfighter:
Triumph Speed Triple
(http://www.1000hp.net/magazin/triumph/speed_triple/triumph_speed_triple_2008_3.jpg)
Cruiser, that will kick sport bikes in a straight line:
Yamaha Vmax
(http://www.motoplanete.com/media/2008/mai/yamaha_vmax_proto.jpg)
:drool
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All black motorcycles are sick looking
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On a serious note I would not reccommend something over 600cc for a novice, invalidating my post. Maybe get a Honda VTR250 which looks like the Ducati posted by Jin, a Yamaha SR400 modded which looks like a cafe racer or if you want to kill yourself a Street Triple which looks like the Speed Triple but is the 600cc range.
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Why does cc matter so much? I mean, if I start with a higher cc, that just means I'll acclimate towards that more quickly. That Ducati gt 1000 is like over 900cc and I wanteeeee
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The gameplan is:
1) Pass the learner's permit test. That will give me the ability to drive by meself during daylight, without a passenger.
2) After I pass, troll craigslist for a cheap bike
3) Eventually take test before fall, since that's when the daylight goes away
4) See how I feel about buying something fancier at that point
How much is insurance gonna run me? Cheaper or more than car. I have heard both.
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First: Ducati have a rep for being posers i.e. rich guys like yourself that ride to a cafe on the weekend and have brunch and the rest of the week their bikes spend the rest of their time in the garage or some such.
Second: From what I understand the U.S has no limits for novice riders but Yurop and other countries do which limit cc's. CC's in and of themselves aren't a hard indicator of danger. A 1000cc cruiser is safer than a 250cc race replica.
Also a rider on a 250cc bike that knows what he's doing can probably out out-accelerate and out-race a novice on a 500cc one.
Get yourself some proper riding gear, I know you've got a death wish but skin grafts are no fun for anyone. Maintenance should be more expensive than a car, tyres should be more expensive than a car and need to be changed about twice as often as a car depending on use, bike type etc.
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Any recs on a good starter bike? Even what brands would be good for a starter bike? I figure I am looking in the 400-600cc range. Ish.
I just want something cheap to get started with.
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Yeah, Ducati's are typically for greasy Jersey types.
8) You wish you were in the Jerz.
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I'm not fake tan enough :'(
Let's hang out. I got a bottle of Mystic Tan and Cookies and Cream flavored Muscle Milk with your name on it.
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Will you fegs stop sucking each others cocks and post the motorcycles that you think best encapsulate my persona
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(http://www.gg.caltech.edu/~jibarry/MathEx/Solar/Image2.jpg)
I think it best reflects your mystery and whimsy.
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Are Ducati's guido bikes, really?
OK, just made the connection :duh, but still, doesn't seem to fit them.
I like that Triumph that FP posted.
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What about a Kawasaki Vulcan 500LTD?
(http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2009models/2009-Kawasaki-Vulcan500LTDa-small.jpg)
Cheap. 500cc. Apparently a good starter bike. Could probably find a 2-3 year old model really cheap.
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Will you distinguished effete fellows stop sucking each others cocks and post the motorcycles that you think best encapsulate my persona
(http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/511/image_07.gif)
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I think it'd have to be a Triumph which model I don't know though.
http://www.triumph.co.uk/USA/
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Post a pic of yourself TVC - then we'll truly know whether you're best on a sport bike or a cruiser.
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I think it'd have to be a Triumph which model I don't know though.
http://www.triumph.co.uk/USA/
Why the fuck would I buy an American vehicle?
Doh, they are british (right?), am dumb
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God damn, now I want a motorbike.
How'd this happen? ???
I think it'd have to be a Triumph which model I don't know though.
http://www.triumph.co.uk/USA/
Why the fuck would I buy an American vehicle?
Doh, they are british (right?), am dumb
I know extremely, extremely, little about bike culture, beside Triumph being one of the few, perhaps only, non-Amuricun brands accepted by the Patriot biker hordes.
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I think Triumph says I'm different and rich but I'm not a wanker about it. They make some nice retro bikes, a good/great sports bike-Daytona 675 and of course a couple of street fighters. Oh yeah they make 3 cylinder bikes which is also different.
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I think Triumph says I'm different and rich but I'm not a wanker about it. They make some nice retro bikes, a good/great sports bike-Daytona 675 and of course a couple of street fighters. Oh yeah they make 3 cylinder bikes which is also different.
Do you have an opinion on Kawasaki Vulcan 500s as starter bikes? Wise or shit planning?
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Also, there is some sort of radio receiver attachment so I can listen to zune/ipod, right? Because if I can't sing along to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road while driving, that's a deal breaker.
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Generally young people riding cruisers are hah. If you want something easy( (in terms of rider position) to ride get a motard, streetfighter with an upright position.
Note I do not actually ride a bike, just read a shit load and talked to a few people who do ride so take everything I say for an Australian-centric, possibly bullshit pov. Though Ducati's are for posers and guidos and Aprilia's are too by association.
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What is an appropriate age for a cruiser, then? I am 28 so I'm not really young.
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Hell I'd say 40, maybe 25 if you're in the south or live rurally.
Suzuki GS500 or SV650 are good bikes and should be found for cheap. I'd stay away from fairings since they are expensive to replace.
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Fairings are like the, uh, case/armor-ish plastic shell designs, right? I think they way lame anyway.
I will look at those ones you mentioned.
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Ok, so, if I take the course, I get to bypass the written and driving test and they just give me my endorsement with no limitations. I think I am going to do this.
I am going to do it at Kirkland (unless anyone has a better suggestion--http://www.dol.wa.gov/driverslicense/motoschools.html). They, I guess, use 300cc or less bikes for the course.
I may do this within the next several weeks. And then I will get a couple grand together and get me something in the $5k-ish range.