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Title: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 12, 2009, 12:48:00 AM: Happier
More charitable
and now healthier ..

No wonder you simps want public health care.

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Whether one’s political ideology is an independent risk factor, or a marker of something else, clearly requires further research. It does not seem implausible, however, that conservative values at the individual level may be health promoting.

OMG GAF THIS

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/03/are-republicans-healthier-than.html
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: demi on March 12, 2009, 12:49:28 AM: wow, 25%
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 12, 2009, 12:52:54 AM: Just means I need to steal more money from the poor because I will live longer.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 12, 2009, 12:53:30 AM: Too bad you're not smarter.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: demi on March 12, 2009, 12:55:21 AM: Don't worry, one of the greedy sick black democrats lurking around Ohio will remind us who in fact lives longer
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Post by: Crushed on March 12, 2009, 01:03:50 AM: republicans are simple-minded rich children? how shocking.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:16:39 AM: religion makes you happy, and self-delusion makes you less depressed. see this week's BORECAST discussing soren kirkegaard for an in-depth analysis of this fact!
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:21:07 AM: kirkegaard inherited a deep love of thick nubian shaft from kant, so yeah
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
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Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:24:46 AM: "it is in man's nature that he must transcend the mere flesh and seek a more meaningful existence: one where negro monster cock fills the as-yet unnumbed orifices of his spiritual matter"
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:25:31 AM: also either/or reflects the aristotalian notion of mutually exclusive decisions: that once you go black, you can never go back
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: drew on March 12, 2009, 02:26:26 AM: +/- 75% amirite or am i right
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:28:12 AM: seriously, doubt creates anxiety, and fervent faith creates a sense of security. common sense!
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2009, 02:29:52 AM: nfags to outlive republicans confirmed
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 12, 2009, 02:30:28 AM: I have a feeling that more republicans have an internal locus of control, while democrats have an external.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:33:40 AM: given that you're a triumph of faith over reason, i sorely doubt that
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 12, 2009, 02:35:01 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2009, 02:33:40 AM
given that you're a triumph of faith over reason, i sorely doubt that

I am?
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:36:31 AM: demonstrably so. concatenate all of your recent posts for a great example of magickal thinking in action

although all that lack of education in one place could theoretically cause knowledge to disappear from the rest of us, assuming evilbore as a closed system
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on March 12, 2009, 02:38:32 AM: So the part about me triumphing of faith over reason...?
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 02:41:51 AM: you have simple, dogmatic thoughts. you speak in bumper sticker slogans. you believe in free markets without any evidence. you vilify government as a numinous evil, and exalt entrepreneurship as holy. you fail to grasp the very principles of human behavior around you, preferring to rely on conveniently dispensed axioms and half-baked analysis from conformist minds. you construct strawmen of your opponents without considering their arguments. your thoughts are devoid of any practical context.

you are a MOONCALF.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on March 12, 2009, 05:40:54 AM: Did drinky used to capitalise?

Is all of this bigger/stronger/faster than thou reporting in response to Republicans becoming irrelevant? Reagan changed things for the worst. I'm not saying its a horrible country, but its fucking depressing to literally see little to nothing done for DECADES while pundits and politicians worship capitalism. Obama should orchestrate a crisis and declare himself Fearless Leader for life so we can get a shot at hardcore socialism.

And no distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, there's never actually been a socialist country, REREAD YOUR MANIFESTOs!11
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: TVC15 on March 12, 2009, 05:43:44 AM: Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 12, 2009, 05:40:54 AM
And no distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, there's never actually been a socialist country, REREAD YOUR MANIFESTOs!11

Your manifestos? It's normally the Republican/Libertopians that point out that socialism has been a failure in practice and the actual socialists that point out that there has been no real socialism put into effect.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 12, 2009, 07:47:16 AM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2009, 01:06:56 AM
Given that we have the black vote democrats have cock size on republicans, which is all that really matters.
:lol :lol :lol

but Republicans would have the most wives per capita, as they've solidly have Utah in their grip.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Ganhyun on March 12, 2009, 09:25:31 AM: Card Cheat is a prime example of this. I swear he always seems this close to snapping and having a heart attack.

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 12, 2009, 07:47:16 AM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2009, 01:06:56 AM
Given that we have the black vote democrats have cock size on republicans, which is all that really matters.
:lol :lol :lol

but Republicans would have the most wives per capita, as they've solidly have Utah in their grip.

mmmmm multiple wives..... maybe I need me some Mormonism....

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Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 12, 2009, 09:42:13 AM: Quote from: Ganhyun on March 12, 2009, 09:25:31 AM
Card Cheat is a prime example of this. I swear he always seems this close to snapping and having a heart attack.

What can I say? The constant failure of those around me to think at all has made me exceedingly cranky.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: ShogunOfFear on March 12, 2009, 09:44:39 AM: This isn't really a surprise is it? Of course conservatives are happier, we have something liberals don't.

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Post by: Cheebs on March 12, 2009, 09:45:14 AM: Most people in poverty are Democrats, why is it surprising then that they aren't as healthy?
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Post by: Tauntaun on March 12, 2009, 11:21:27 AM: Why "GAF this"? EB not good enough for ya? Not bruuutal enough for ya? Imma stick it up your butt. :maf

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Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Eric P on March 12, 2009, 11:24:51 AM: Quote from: ShogunOfFear on March 12, 2009, 09:44:39 AM
This isn't really a surprise is it? Of course conservatives are happier, we have something liberals don't.

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giggle giggle
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 12, 2009, 11:26:46 AM: Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2009, 02:21:07 AM
kirkegaard inherited a deep love of thick nubian shaft from kant, so yeah

i'm just glad this isn't a video podcast
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Tauntaun on March 12, 2009, 03:28:23 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2009, 02:41:51 AM
you have simple, dogmatic thoughts. you speak in bumper sticker slogans. you believe in free markets without any evidence. you vilify government as a numinous evil, and exalt entrepreneurship as holy. you fail to grasp the very principles of human behavior around you, preferring to rely on conveniently dispensed axioms and half-baked analysis from conformist minds. you construct strawmen of your opponents without considering their arguments. your thoughts are devoid of any practical context.

you are a MOONCALF.

That sounds like an Indian name. Man, I want an Indian name like, Runswithdickinhand or Wolfpenis. :hyper
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: drohne on March 12, 2009, 04:17:37 PM: mooncalf, speak once in thy life if thou beest a good mooncalf
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: TVC15 on March 12, 2009, 05:24:04 PM: I got a preview of Prole's Kierkegaard material. It's going to be something special.

As long as I continue improving and feeling better, I'll come on and rant about radical behaviorism, determinism, how free will doesn't exist, and why "freedom" is bad for humanity. Actually, that's a lot of material. I probably couldn't do all of that.
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 12, 2009, 07:19:43 PM: be sure to quote bf skinner!
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2009, 07:22:09 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2009, 01:06:56 AM
Given that we have the black vote democrats have cock size on republicans, which is all that really matters.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats.
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 13, 2009, 01:53:43 AM: fitter
happier
more productive