Author Topic: Republicans found to be 25% healthier than Democrats. (Read 2247 times)

ToxicAdam · « **on:** March 12, 2009, 12:48:00 AM »

Happier
More charitable
and now healthier ..

No wonder you simps want public health care.

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Whether one’s political ideology is an independent risk factor, or a marker of something else, clearly requires further research. It does not seem implausible, however, that conservative values at the individual level may be health promoting.

OMG GAF THIS

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/2009/03/are-republicans-healthier-than.html

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:49:28 AM »

wow, 25%

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:52:54 AM »

Just means I need to steal more money from the poor because I will live longer.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:53:30 AM »

Too bad you're not smarter.

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2009, 12:55:21 AM »

Don't worry, one of the greedy sick black democrats lurking around Ohio will remind us who in fact lives longer

Crushed · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2009, 01:03:50 AM »

republicans are simple-minded rich children? how shocking.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:16:39 AM »

religion makes you happy, and self-delusion makes you less depressed. see this week's BORECAST discussing soren kirkegaard for an in-depth analysis of this fact!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:21:07 AM »

kirkegaard inherited a deep love of thick nubian shaft from kant, so yeah

drew · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:24:15 AM »

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:24:46 AM »

"it is in man's nature that he must transcend the mere flesh and seek a more meaningful existence: one where negro monster cock fills the as-yet unnumbed orifices of his spiritual matter"

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:25:31 AM »

also either/or reflects the aristotalian notion of mutually exclusive decisions: that once you go black, you can never go back

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:26:26 AM »

+/- 75% amirite or am i right

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:28:12 AM »

seriously, doubt creates anxiety, and fervent faith creates a sense of security. common sense!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:29:52 AM »

nfags to outlive republicans confirmed

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:30:28 AM »

I have a feeling that more republicans have an internal locus of control, while democrats have an external.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:33:40 AM »

given that you're a triumph of faith over reason, i sorely doubt that

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:35:01 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2009, 02:33:40 AM

given that you're a triumph of faith over reason, i sorely doubt that

I am?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:36:31 AM »

demonstrably so. concatenate all of your recent posts for a great example of magickal thinking in action

although all that lack of education in one place could theoretically cause knowledge to disappear from the rest of us, assuming evilbore as a closed system

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:38:32 AM »

So the part about me triumphing of faith over reason...?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2009, 02:41:51 AM »

you have simple, dogmatic thoughts. you speak in bumper sticker slogans. you believe in free markets without any evidence. you vilify government as a numinous evil, and exalt entrepreneurship as holy. you fail to grasp the very principles of human behavior around you, preferring to rely on conveniently dispensed axioms and half-baked analysis from conformist minds. you construct strawmen of your opponents without considering their arguments. your thoughts are devoid of any practical context.

you are a MOONCALF.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:40:54 AM »

Did drinky used to capitalise?

Is all of this bigger/stronger/faster than thou reporting in response to Republicans becoming irrelevant? Reagan changed things for the worst. I'm not saying its a horrible country, but its fucking depressing to literally see little to nothing done for DECADES while pundits and politicians worship capitalism. Obama should orchestrate a crisis and declare himself Fearless Leader for life so we can get a shot at hardcore socialism.

And no distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, there's never actually been a socialist country, REREAD YOUR MANIFESTOs!11

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:43:44 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on March 12, 2009, 05:40:54 AM

And no distinguished mentally-challenged fellows, there's never actually been a socialist country, REREAD YOUR MANIFESTOs!11

Your manifestos? It's normally the Republican/Libertopians that point out that socialism has been a failure in practice and the actual socialists that point out that there has been no real socialism put into effect.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:47:16 AM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2009, 01:06:56 AM

Given that we have the black vote democrats have cock size on republicans, which is all that really matters.

but Republicans would have the most wives per capita, as they've solidly have Utah in their grip.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:25:31 AM »

Card Cheat is a prime example of this. I swear he always seems this close to snapping and having a heart attack.

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on March 12, 2009, 07:47:16 AM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2009, 01:06:56 AM
Given that we have the black vote democrats have cock size on republicans, which is all that really matters.

but Republicans would have the most wives per capita, as they've solidly have Utah in their grip.

mmmmm multiple wives..... maybe I need me some Mormonism....

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:42:13 AM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on March 12, 2009, 09:25:31 AM

Card Cheat is a prime example of this. I swear he always seems this close to snapping and having a heart attack.

What can I say? The constant failure of those around me to think at all has made me exceedingly cranky.

ShogunOfFear · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:44:39 AM »

This isn't really a surprise is it? Of course conservatives are happier, we have something liberals don't.

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Free Will

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Cheebs · « **Reply #26 on:** March 12, 2009, 09:45:14 AM »

Most people in poverty are Democrats, why is it surprising then that they aren't as healthy?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:21:27 AM »

Why "GAF this"? EB not good enough for ya? Not bruuutal enough for ya? Imma stick it up your butt.

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Eric P · « **Reply #28 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:24:51 AM »

Quote from: ShogunOfFear on March 12, 2009, 09:44:39 AM

This isn't really a surprise is it? Of course conservatives are happier, we have something liberals don't.

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giggle giggle

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:26:46 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2009, 02:21:07 AM

kirkegaard inherited a deep love of thick nubian shaft from kant, so yeah

i'm just glad this isn't a video podcast

Tauntaun · « **Reply #30 on:** March 12, 2009, 03:28:23 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 12, 2009, 02:41:51 AM

you have simple, dogmatic thoughts. you speak in bumper sticker slogans. you believe in free markets without any evidence. you vilify government as a numinous evil, and exalt entrepreneurship as holy. you fail to grasp the very principles of human behavior around you, preferring to rely on conveniently dispensed axioms and half-baked analysis from conformist minds. you construct strawmen of your opponents without considering their arguments. your thoughts are devoid of any practical context.

you are a MOONCALF.

That sounds like an Indian name. Man, I want an Indian name like, Runswithdickinhand or Wolfpenis.

drohne · « **Reply #31 on:** March 12, 2009, 04:17:37 PM »

mooncalf, speak once in thy life if thou beest a good mooncalf

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** March 12, 2009, 05:24:04 PM »

I got a preview of Prole's Kierkegaard material. It's going to be something special.

As long as I continue improving and feeling better, I'll come on and rant about radical behaviorism, determinism, how free will doesn't exist, and why "freedom" is bad for humanity. Actually, that's a lot of material. I probably couldn't do all of that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:19:43 PM »

be sure to quote bf skinner!

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** March 12, 2009, 07:22:09 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 12, 2009, 01:06:56 AM

Given that we have the black vote democrats have cock size on republicans, which is all that really matters.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #35 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:53:43 AM »

fitter
happier
more productive

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