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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Mupepe on March 12, 2009, 11:50:58 PM

Title: just had sex
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2009, 11:50:58 PM: it had been a week due to not being able to spend time with each other privately over the last week. so it was really good today. yup
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Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on March 12, 2009, 11:55:48 PM: ok
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Post by: Bildi on March 13, 2009, 12:01:01 AM: While you were making love, which positions did you adopt?
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Post by: Kara on March 13, 2009, 12:10:33 AM: Lights off. No kissing on the mouth.
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Post by: T234 on March 13, 2009, 12:11:22 AM: ONE DAY I WILL MAKE A THREAD ENTITLED "VAGINA: THE HYPE THREAD" AND IT WILL BE EPIC

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Until then :(
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Post by: Bildi on March 13, 2009, 12:14:21 AM: Vaginas are cool.
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Post by: Brehvolution on March 13, 2009, 12:14:53 AM: :bow Mups layin' pipe :bow2
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Post by: Joe Molotov on March 13, 2009, 12:19:46 AM: It feels like an Arby's night, indeed.
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Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2009, 12:26:02 AM: Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
How much did it cost you?
she bought dinner so nothing actually :D

Quote from: Bildi on March 13, 2009, 12:01:01 AM
While you were making love, which positions did you adopt?
i was lazy and on bottom the whole time

i'm a power bottom though. i like to take control by grabbing the ass and pushing her head down.

Quote from: Karakand on March 13, 2009, 12:10:33 AM
Lights off. No kissing on the mouth.
baby, is that you?? :'(
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Post by: Barry Egan on March 13, 2009, 12:28:48 AM: dirty talk. y/n ?
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Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2009, 12:35:39 AM: some. our dirty talk usually only happens when i'm on top
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Post by: Himu on March 13, 2009, 12:37:29 AM: Thought this was a phoenix dark thread
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on March 13, 2009, 12:53:41 AM: oh wow a week dear god how could you ever survive
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Post by: lordmaji on March 13, 2009, 12:58:24 AM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 12, 2009, 11:50:58 PM
it had been a week due to not being able to spend time with each other privately over the last week. so it was really good today. yup

It was good... I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-*

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it was great for me!
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Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: BamYouHaveAids on March 13, 2009, 01:04:07 AM: i haven't gotten laid in over a year, you jerk.
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Post by: Bildi on March 13, 2009, 01:34:05 AM: Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 13, 2009, 12:26:02 AM
i was lazy and on bottom the whole time

i'm a power bottom though. i like to take control by grabbing the ass and pushing her head down.

Dammit, you're living my ideal sex life. Lazy, yet assertive sex. :rock

:bow Mups
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: ch1nchilla on March 13, 2009, 01:38:54 AM: "Cuz I had sex last night...

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WITH A GIRL!"
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Post by: Barry Egan on March 13, 2009, 01:40:29 AM: :bow Road Trip :bow2
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2009, 04:03:55 AM: Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
How much did it cost you?

$200
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Post by: Cormacaroni on March 13, 2009, 05:11:47 AM: high fives all round

:bow sex :bow2
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Post by: demi on March 13, 2009, 05:15:15 AM: This is very uncomfortable to read.
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Post by: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM: 3x in 24 hours bitchez
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Post by: elektrikluv on March 13, 2009, 08:52:28 AM: Congratulations!
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Post by: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 09:17:47 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 13, 2009, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM
3x in 24 hours bitchez

That's cake. I had sex with my last girlfriend 10 times in 24 hours one weekend. Twice before going out, three times after getting back, three more times the next day, two more times before going out the next night. She later stole a rabbit from me.
well shit you got me beat there but I just finished the 4th I feel like win
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Post by: Reb on March 13, 2009, 09:29:32 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 13, 2009, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM
3x in 24 hours bitchez

That's cake. I had sex with my last girlfriend 10 times in 24 hours one weekend. Twice before going out, three times after getting back, three more times the next day, two more times before going out the next night. She later stole a rabbit from me.

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Post by: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM: 17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex. :o
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Post by: lordmaji on March 13, 2009, 11:14:27 AM: Quote from: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM
17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex. :o

about a month for me... unless you count before I lost my virginity. Then it'd be 18yrs. :P
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2009, 11:22:33 AM: Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 13, 2009, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM
3x in 24 hours bitchez

That's cake. I had sex with my last girlfriend 10 times in 24 hours one weekend. Twice before going out, three times after getting back, three more times the next day, two more times before going out the next night. She later stole a rabbit from me.
the day I got my ex wife pregnant, we did it 8 times. :D
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: Third on March 13, 2009, 11:34:58 AM: Quote from: lordmaji on March 13, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
Quote from: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM
17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex. :o

about a month for me... unless you count before I lost my virginity. Then it'd be 18yrs. :P

Yeah, I was 17 when I had sex for the first time. I could have sex earlier, but didn't want to fuck a hooker. Unlike my friends. :lol
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Post by: DJ_Tet on March 13, 2009, 11:44:20 AM: Here's a cookie for your nookie

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Post by: Ganhyun on March 13, 2009, 12:53:59 PM: Quote from: Green Man on March 13, 2009, 05:17:27 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2009, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
How much did it cost you?

$200

That seems a bit low, isn't closer to $250?

A quick google search, before coming to work, of various cities shows varying ranges, depending on class, quality, and type of lady between 200-1000 an hour.
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: Kara on March 13, 2009, 04:40:03 PM: Quote from: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM
17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex. :o
I did a nickel once. That sucked.
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Post by: DJ_Tet on March 13, 2009, 04:45:34 PM: Quote from: Ganhyun on March 13, 2009, 12:53:59 PM
Quote from: Green Man on March 13, 2009, 05:17:27 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2009, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
How much did it cost you?

$200

That seems a bit low, isn't closer to $250?

A quick google search, before coming to work, of various cities shows varying ranges, depending on class, quality, and type of lady between 200-1000 an hour.

Naa, a couple hundred is what I heard too.
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: cloudwalking on March 13, 2009, 06:23:35 PM: i have some type of sex pretty much every day. just one perk of being married to and living with a hot swiss guy with a high sex drive :hyper

:bow :swiss :bow2
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Post by: demi on March 13, 2009, 06:24:55 PM: That's not very ladylike.
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Post by: Diunx on March 13, 2009, 06:31:01 PM: I have been with my gf for 2 weeks now and still no sex :'(, I think is time to dump her.
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Post by: Reb on March 13, 2009, 06:49:06 PM: Man, I never get around to calling a girl my girlfriend before having sex. :-\
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Post by: bud on March 13, 2009, 06:51:11 PM: i just jo'd.

and i was browsing tnaflix where i came across a real life tentacle rape video what the fuck.

obviously, the tentacles weren't real, but who the hell gets off on that shit?!
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2009, 06:54:17 PM: Quote from: bud on March 13, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
i just jo'd.

and i was browsing tnaflix where i came across a real life tentacle rape video what the fuck.

link ple--

Quote from: bud on March 13, 2009, 06:51:11 PM
obviously, the tentacles weren't real,

nvm
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Post by: bud on March 13, 2009, 06:59:03 PM: the first seconds looked so real, though

the girl was on a bed and the tentacles came from underneath

i hope she's ok :(
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Post by: Eric P on March 13, 2009, 07:50:06 PM: i used too $hort once

whoops
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Post by: Mupepe on March 13, 2009, 08:25:13 PM: Quote from: Armitage on March 13, 2009, 07:44:11 PM
I need to work on my dirty talk. My repertoire is just basic stuff.
spit your lines at us
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Post by: drew on March 13, 2009, 08:47:38 PM: Quote from: demi on March 13, 2009, 05:15:15 AM
This is very uncomfortable to read.

maybe if you had sex with something other than your hand you'd understand

its like 1,000,000 times better
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Post by: demi on March 13, 2009, 08:51:02 PM: Quote from: Drewsy on March 13, 2009, 08:47:38 PM
Quote from: demi on March 13, 2009, 05:15:15 AM
This is very uncomfortable to read.

maybe if you had sex with something other than your hand you'd understand

its like 1,000,000 times better

I've seen a porno, it doesnt look any different. Hole is a hole any way you cut it
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Post by: drew on March 13, 2009, 08:51:32 PM: B==D({})

this equation proves that a higher power exists
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Post by: demi on March 13, 2009, 08:52:50 PM: It proves that a fleshlight is more useful than a wo/man
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Post by: drew on March 13, 2009, 08:53:51 PM: Quote from: demi on March 13, 2009, 08:51:02 PM
I've seen a porno, it doesnt look any different. Hole is a hole any way you cut it

oh it is. thats what i thought before i got laid for the 1st time 2
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Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on March 13, 2009, 09:12:26 PM: Quote from: demi on March 13, 2009, 06:24:55 PM
That's not very ladylike.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=8429.900

Chumley :lol :lol
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Post by: MMaRsu on March 13, 2009, 09:17:34 PM: tnaflix

sugar baby

oh yeah

oh well
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Post by: demi on March 13, 2009, 11:35:33 PM: Quote from: dcharlie on March 13, 2009, 11:32:30 PM
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Hole is a hole any way you cut it

sfag level ignorance. Ban this filth.

http://www.efukt.com/2393_Watermelon_Fucker.html

Hole is a hole

Bonus: No accidental babbys were made in the making of this video
Title: Re: just had sex
Post by: Kara on March 14, 2009, 01:51:12 AM: grats