Author Topic: just had sex (Read 5403 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** March 12, 2009, 11:50:58 PM »

it had been a week due to not being able to spend time with each other privately over the last week. so it was really good today. yup

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #1 on:** March 12, 2009, 11:55:48 PM »

Bildi · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:01:01 AM »

While you were making love, which positions did you adopt?

Kara · « **Reply #3 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:10:33 AM »

Lights off. No kissing on the mouth.

T234 · « **Reply #4 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:11:22 AM »

ONE DAY I WILL MAKE A THREAD ENTITLED "VAGINA: THE HYPE THREAD" AND IT WILL BE EPIC

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Until then

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Bildi · « **Reply #5 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:14:21 AM »

Vaginas are cool.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:14:53 AM »

Mups layin' pipe

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:19:46 AM »

It feels like an Arby's night, indeed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:26:02 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM

How much did it cost you?

she bought dinner so nothing actually

Quote from: Bildi on March 13, 2009, 12:01:01 AM

While you were making love, which positions did you adopt?

i was lazy and on bottom the whole time

i'm a power bottom though. i like to take control by grabbing the ass and pushing her head down.

Quote from: Karakand on March 13, 2009, 12:10:33 AM

Lights off. No kissing on the mouth.

baby, is that you?? :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #9 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:28:48 AM »

dirty talk. y/n ?

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:35:39 AM »

some. our dirty talk usually only happens when i'm on top

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:37:29 AM »

Thought this was a phoenix dark thread

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #12 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:53:41 AM »

oh wow a week dear god how could you ever survive

lordmaji · « **Reply #13 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:58:24 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 12, 2009, 11:50:58 PM

it had been a week due to not being able to spend time with each other privately over the last week. so it was really good today. yup

It was good... I'm glad you enjoyed it.

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it was great for me!

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BamYouHaveAids · « **Reply #14 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:04:07 AM »

i haven't gotten laid in over a year, you jerk.

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:34:05 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on March 13, 2009, 12:26:02 AM

i was lazy and on bottom the whole time

i'm a power bottom though. i like to take control by grabbing the ass and pushing her head down.

Dammit, you're living my ideal sex life. Lazy, yet assertive sex.

Mups

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #16 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:38:54 AM »

"Cuz I had sex last night...

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WITH A GIRL!"

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #17 on:** March 13, 2009, 01:40:29 AM »

Road Trip

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** March 13, 2009, 04:03:55 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM

How much did it cost you?

$200

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #19 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:11:47 AM »

high fives all round

sex

demi · « **Reply #20 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:15:15 AM »

This is very uncomfortable to read.

captainbiotch · « **Reply #21 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM »

3x in 24 hours bitchez

elektrikluv · « **Reply #22 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:52:28 AM »

Congratulations!

captainbiotch · « **Reply #23 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:17:47 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 13, 2009, 09:08:55 AM

Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM
3x in 24 hours bitchez

That's cake. I had sex with my last girlfriend 10 times in 24 hours one weekend. Twice before going out, three times after getting back, three more times the next day, two more times before going out the next night. She later stole a rabbit from me.

well shit you got me beat there but I just finished the 4th I feel like win

Reb · « **Reply #24 on:** March 13, 2009, 09:29:32 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 13, 2009, 09:08:55 AM

Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM
3x in 24 hours bitchez

That's cake. I had sex with my last girlfriend 10 times in 24 hours one weekend. Twice before going out, three times after getting back, three more times the next day, two more times before going out the next night. She later stole a rabbit from me.

Third · « **Reply #25 on:** March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM »

17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex.

lordmaji · « **Reply #26 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:14:27 AM »

Quote from: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM

17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex.

about a month for me... unless you count before I lost my virginity. Then it'd be 18yrs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:22:33 AM »

Quote from: Green Shinobi on March 13, 2009, 09:08:55 AM

Quote from: captainbiotch on March 13, 2009, 06:13:34 AM
3x in 24 hours bitchez

That's cake. I had sex with my last girlfriend 10 times in 24 hours one weekend. Twice before going out, three times after getting back, three more times the next day, two more times before going out the next night. She later stole a rabbit from me.

the day I got my ex wife pregnant, we did it 8 times.

Third · « **Reply #28 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:34:58 AM »

Quote from: lordmaji on March 13, 2009, 11:14:27 AM

Quote from: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM
17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex.

about a month for me... unless you count before I lost my virginity. Then it'd be 18yrs.

Yeah, I was 17 when I had sex for the first time. I could have sex earlier, but didn't want to fuck a hooker. Unlike my friends.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #29 on:** March 13, 2009, 11:44:20 AM »

Here's a cookie for your nookie

Ganhyun · « **Reply #30 on:** March 13, 2009, 12:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 13, 2009, 05:17:27 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2009, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
How much did it cost you?

$200

That seems a bit low, isn't closer to $250?

A quick google search, before coming to work, of various cities shows varying ranges, depending on class, quality, and type of lady between 200-1000 an hour.

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** March 13, 2009, 04:40:03 PM »

Quote from: Third on March 13, 2009, 10:07:35 AM

17 years was the longest period of time I didn't have sex.

I did a nickel once. That sucked.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #32 on:** March 13, 2009, 04:45:34 PM »

Quote from: Ganhyun on March 13, 2009, 12:53:59 PM

Quote from: Green Man on March 13, 2009, 05:17:27 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 13, 2009, 04:03:55 AM
Quote from: Green Man on March 12, 2009, 11:56:55 PM
How much did it cost you?

$200

That seems a bit low, isn't closer to $250?

A quick google search, before coming to work, of various cities shows varying ranges, depending on class, quality, and type of lady between 200-1000 an hour.

Naa, a couple hundred is what I heard too.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #33 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:23:35 PM »

i have some type of sex pretty much every day. just one perk of being married to and living with a hot swiss guy with a high sex drive

demi · « **Reply #34 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:24:55 PM »

That's not very ladylike.

Diunx · « **Reply #35 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:31:01 PM »

I have been with my gf for 2 weeks now and still no sex :'(, I think is time to dump her.

Reb · « **Reply #36 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:49:06 PM »

Man, I never get around to calling a girl my girlfriend before having sex. $:-\$

bud · « **Reply #37 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:51:11 PM »

i just jo'd.

and i was browsing tnaflix where i came across a real life tentacle rape video what the fuck.

obviously, the tentacles weren't real, but who the hell gets off on that shit?!

Eric P · « **Reply #38 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:54:17 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 13, 2009, 06:51:11 PM

i just jo'd.

and i was browsing tnaflix where i came across a real life tentacle rape video what the fuck.

link ple--

Quote from: bud on March 13, 2009, 06:51:11 PM

obviously, the tentacles weren't real,

nvm

bud · « **Reply #39 on:** March 13, 2009, 06:59:03 PM »

the first seconds looked so real, though

the girl was on a bed and the tentacles came from underneath

i hope she's ok

Eric P · « **Reply #40 on:** March 13, 2009, 07:50:06 PM »

i used too $hort once

whoops

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:25:13 PM »

Quote from: Armitage on March 13, 2009, 07:44:11 PM

I need to work on my dirty talk. My repertoire is just basic stuff.

spit your lines at us

drew · « **Reply #42 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:47:38 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2009, 05:15:15 AM

This is very uncomfortable to read.

maybe if you had sex with something other than your hand you'd understand

its like 1,000,000 times better

demi · « **Reply #43 on:** March 13, 2009, 08:51:02 PM »

Quote from: Drewsy on March 13, 2009, 08:47:38 PM

Quote from: demi on March 13, 2009, 05:15:15 AM
This is very uncomfortable to read.

maybe if you had sex with something other than your hand you'd understand

its like 1,000,000 times better

I've seen a porno, it doesnt look any different. Hole is a hole any way you cut it