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Title: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 24, 2009, 03:49:11 PM: Quote
A source claimed Aniston decided Mayer was not committed enough to her and called time on their romance having found hourly updates on his Twitter page.

The source said: "John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say: 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back."

The source added: "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

"Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?'."

The source said: "He didn't even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn't work out.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5038203/Jennifer-Aniston-ended-relationship-with-John-Mayer-because-of-his-Twitter-obsession.html

Twitter > Jen Aniston
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Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 24, 2009, 03:49:57 PM: Jennifer Aniston can't catch a break smh :lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Herr Mafflard on March 24, 2009, 03:51:40 PM: Quote
Even so, shortly after Aniston's call, Mayer's Twitter update read: 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'

:lol :lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on March 24, 2009, 03:54:02 PM: Quote
'This heart didn't come with instructions.'

::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Brehvolution on March 24, 2009, 03:58:04 PM: John Mayer is a cigarillo confirmed.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: NME on March 24, 2009, 04:17:28 PM: Wow. So, those two were together?

What an obnoxious couple. Also, it's like dating his mother. I mean, if his mother was really hot at one point in time and kind of still is but not really because time makes fools of us all.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: NME on March 24, 2009, 04:21:29 PM: Quote from: Green Man on March 24, 2009, 04:20:05 PM
Quote from: NME on March 24, 2009, 04:17:28 PM
Wow. So, those two were together?

What an obnoxious couple. Also, it's like dating his mother. I mean, if his mother was really hot at one point in time and kind of still is but not really because time makes fools of us all.

She's 9 years older then him. You act like hes 25 and shes 50.

I honestly thought there was a greater disparity. Not that I thought she was 50. I'd guess she's 43ish and he's, what, 26?
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on March 24, 2009, 04:30:31 PM: http://current.com/items/89891774/twouble_with_twitters.htm
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Van Cruncheon on March 24, 2009, 04:36:05 PM: aniston's a clingy beezy, anyhow.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 24, 2009, 04:53:42 PM: Quote from: Professor Prole on March 24, 2009, 04:36:05 PM
aniston's a clingy beezy, anyhow.

While this is true, I'd still slip her the root. I need to hurry up and get famous to help my chances before she starts getting older and shit.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 24, 2009, 09:14:38 PM: Fuck Aniston. Focus on Allen.

[youtube=560,345]78rWQmwqcKc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2009, 12:05:40 AM: Status: oh god why am i stuck with this dried-up old hag that could be my grandmother when i could be nailing every hot piece of ass in Hollywood
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2009, 12:08:24 AM: Status: man i'm getting really sick of 'mom' moaning about twitter, the old folks just don't get it
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2009, 12:10:28 AM: Status: oh shit, my agent just told me all this stuff gets published ON THE INTERNET
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Napoleonthechimp on March 25, 2009, 12:11:43 AM: Fuckin' Twitter. Its so much bullshit.

I've tried to get into it, but the idea of sharing all the boring crap in my life with other hopeless social distinguished mentally-challenged fellows out there does not fill me with joy.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 25, 2009, 12:11:50 AM: Status: John Mayer went from being "in a relationship" to "single."
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 25, 2009, 12:13:22 AM: Hopefully Mayer has a sense of humor and answers these charges via twitter.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2009, 12:17:45 AM: Status: Met this great new girl, may be slow to update for a while, laters
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2009, 12:18:57 AM: A girl I know slept with Mayer right before he hit the big time and said, fyi, that he's crappy in bed. Another girl I know stalked him on tour and eventually slept with him too, confirming that he's not so good in the sack.

Ok, I fucked John Mayer and he was no good in bed.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 25, 2009, 12:20:02 AM: You know a lot of groupie sluts.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Diunx on March 25, 2009, 12:20:15 AM: Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 24, 2009, 09:14:38 PM
Fuck Aniston. Focus on Allen.

[youtube=560,345]78rWQmwqcKc[/youtube]

:drool
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2009, 12:22:04 AM: Funny, Cheat, when I was fucking John Mayer he was telling me just how crappy you are in bed. I think John Mayer still holds a torch for you though despite your sexual defects.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Cormacaroni on March 25, 2009, 12:22:42 AM: Status: The Card Cheat is the worst lay i've ever had, even worse than Grandma Jen
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2009, 12:24:15 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 25, 2009, 12:20:02 AM
You know a lot of groupie sluts.

I know some. The first girl actually dated him for a while- this was right before the album with "your body is a wonderland" or whatever that awful song was. Our friend Clay Cook actually wrote a lot of that album and played on it with Mayer- they went to college together.

The second girl was a total slut, tho. I mean, she made out with me one night when she was drunk, and that's how you KNOW a woman has no standards.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 25, 2009, 12:26:00 AM: Status: But I loved the way he cuddled me after and how he would talk about his dream of replacing Roy of Siegfried and Roy in a Vegas magic show :(
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 25, 2009, 12:29:27 AM: Anyone that makes out with you has no standards? :lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2009, 12:34:53 AM: Quote from: Willco on March 25, 2009, 12:29:27 AM
Anyone that makes out with you has no standards? :lol

Or has a thing for chubby, balding white dudes that hate everything. Tho it should be noted that she was so drunk she almost couldn't remember how to give a beej.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Reb on March 25, 2009, 02:22:33 PM: He is twittering (tweeting?) in Dutch today, for some reason.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Tieno on March 25, 2009, 04:12:43 PM: "My boyfriend likes twitter more than me. FML."
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM: John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 25, 2009, 04:46:27 PM: He chose his twit over her twat?

???
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Propagandhim on March 25, 2009, 04:56:40 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

I don't care for his music at all. But he is an amazing musician. He is extremely versatile and technical on a guitar. Calling him a "poor musician" is just wrong.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:57:03 PM: Fuck Twatter also, while I am talking about shit that sucks.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:59:07 PM: Quote from: Propagandhim on March 25, 2009, 04:56:40 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

I don't care for his music at all. But he is an amazing musician. He is extremely versatile and technical on a guitar. Calling him a "poor musician" is just wrong.

None of it seems original at all and everything I heard from him sounds the same.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 25, 2009, 04:59:45 PM: Quote from: InfectedGib on March 24, 2009, 03:51:40 PM
Quote
Even so, shortly after Aniston's call, Mayer's Twitter update read: 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'

:lol :lol

apparently the instructions for self-awareness got lost in the shuffle as well
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 05:05:16 PM: Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

gtfo seriously. You can't hate his music but to deny his talent is dumb. He's a great guitarist who can do a variety of styles. His blues stuff is impressive
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Propagandhim on March 25, 2009, 05:39:22 PM: Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2009, 05:35:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

gtfo seriously. You can't hate his music but to deny his talent is dumb. He's a great guitarist who can do a variety of styles. His blues stuff is impressive

You heard it here first, PD is gay for media whore John Mayer.

Eh - anyone who knows anything about guitar or semblance of music theory knows John Mayer has serious skill in guitar. He's just an easy target because of his pop-style.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2009, 06:25:39 PM: Yeah, Mayer has some serious chops. Stevie Ray Vaughan is his idol and he's put out some decent blues stuff. But! no matter what he does he'll never live down Daughters and Your Body is a Wonderland.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Eel O'Brian on March 25, 2009, 06:27:26 PM: or "this heart didn't come with instructions"
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2009, 06:30:18 PM: :lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 25, 2009, 06:46:19 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 25, 2009, 06:27:26 PM
or "this heart didn't come with instructions"
I think this is some sort of inner 'joke' between Mayer and Anniston. Otherwise :lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 07:52:02 PM: Your Body is a Wonderland :yuck

..

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Daughters is good tho, come on! :-\
[close]
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Human Snorenado on March 25, 2009, 07:54:19 PM: Gawd damn Maurice, you really do have the shittiest taste in the world.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Dickie Dee on March 25, 2009, 08:02:45 PM: As homo a song as it is, at least Your Body Is a Wonderland is about getting, and could get you laid. If you had to admit to one of those two Mayer songs...

smh
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 08:06:28 PM: yea but Daughters is just a beautiful song. But you heartless cretins don't even like With Arms Wide Open so what do you know about emotional songs ::)
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Fresh Prince on March 25, 2009, 08:09:27 PM: We could never understand the emotional depths of Dumblebore's death like you could PD :'(
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on March 25, 2009, 08:10:50 PM: Your Body is a Wonderland is just depressing, for those of us with less than perfect bodies/skin
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: ToxicAdam on March 25, 2009, 11:20:40 PM: Everyone is hot in low lighting.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: TakingBackSunday on March 25, 2009, 11:48:40 PM: I like listening to john mayer play guitar, as he really is a pretty fucking great blues guitar player. But his singles, oy.
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Diunx on March 25, 2009, 11:51:10 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 08:06:28 PM
yea but Daughters is just a beautiful song. But you heartless cretins don't even like With Arms Wide Open so what do you know about emotional songs ::)

lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: The Fake Shemp on March 26, 2009, 11:20:36 AM: I saw this in a newspaper while ordering fake Chinese food yesterday and I just had to take a shot for you guys...

(http://www.evilbore.com/twitter.jpg)

[OK]! :lol
Title: Re: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession'
Post by: Bloodwake on March 26, 2009, 12:01:38 PM: Daughters

:rofl

Ultimate meaning of the song: Mothers should be good to their daughters, and so should fathers, but in reality, John Mayer should get off the fucking twitter and be good to his damn girlfriend.