Author Topic: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession' (Read 4996 times)

Herr Mafflard · « **on:** March 24, 2009, 03:49:11 PM »

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A source claimed Aniston decided Mayer was not committed enough to her and called time on their romance having found hourly updates on his Twitter page.

The source said: "John suddenly stopped calling her or returning her emails and when she would finally catch up with him, he'd say: 'I've been so busy with work. I'm sorry I haven't had time to call you back."

The source added: "Jen was fuming. There he was, telling her he didn't have time for her and yet his page was filled with Twitter updates.

"Every few hours, sometimes minutes, he'd update with some stupid line. And in her mind, she was like 'He has time for all this Twittering, but he can't send me a text, an email, make a call?'."

The source said: "He didn't even deny it. He knew he was avoiding her. So when she called him on it and ended things, he just said OK, and that he was sorry it didn't work out.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/scienceandtechnology/technology/twitter/5038203/Jennifer-Aniston-ended-relationship-with-John-Mayer-because-of-his-Twitter-obsession.html

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:49:57 PM »

Jennifer Aniston can't catch a break smh

Herr Mafflard · « **Reply #2 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:51:40 PM »

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Even so, shortly after Aniston's call, Mayer's Twitter update read: 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #3 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:54:02 PM »

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'This heart didn't come with instructions.'

Brehvolution · « **Reply #4 on:** March 24, 2009, 03:58:04 PM »

John Mayer is a cigarillo confirmed.

NME · « **Reply #5 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:17:28 PM »

Wow. So, those two were together?

What an obnoxious couple. Also, it's like dating his mother. I mean, if his mother was really hot at one point in time and kind of still is but not really because time makes fools of us all.

NME · « **Reply #6 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 24, 2009, 04:20:05 PM

Quote from: NME on March 24, 2009, 04:17:28 PM
Wow. So, those two were together?

What an obnoxious couple. Also, it's like dating his mother. I mean, if his mother was really hot at one point in time and kind of still is but not really because time makes fools of us all.

She's 9 years older then him. You act like hes 25 and shes 50.

I honestly thought there was a greater disparity. Not that I thought she was 50. I'd guess she's 43ish and he's, what, 26?

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #7 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:30:31 PM »

http://current.com/items/89891774/twouble_with_twitters.htm

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:36:05 PM »

aniston's a clingy beezy, anyhow.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** March 24, 2009, 04:53:42 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on March 24, 2009, 04:36:05 PM

aniston's a clingy beezy, anyhow.

While this is true, I'd still slip her the root. I need to hurry up and get famous to help my chances before she starts getting older and shit.

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #10 on:** March 24, 2009, 09:14:38 PM »

Fuck Aniston. Focus on Allen.

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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:05:40 AM »

Status: oh god why am i stuck with this dried-up old hag that could be my grandmother when i could be nailing every hot piece of ass in Hollywood

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #12 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:08:24 AM »

Status: man i'm getting really sick of 'mom' moaning about twitter, the old folks just don't get it

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:10:28 AM »

Status: oh shit, my agent just told me all this stuff gets published ON THE INTERNET

Napoleonthechimp · « **Reply #14 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:11:43 AM »

Fuckin' Twitter. Its so much bullshit.

I've tried to get into it, but the idea of sharing all the boring crap in my life with other hopeless social distinguished mentally-challenged fellows out there does not fill me with joy.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:11:50 AM »

Status: John Mayer went from being "in a relationship" to "single."

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:13:22 AM »

Hopefully Mayer has a sense of humor and answers these charges via twitter.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #17 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:17:45 AM »

Status: Met this great new girl, may be slow to update for a while, laters

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:18:57 AM »

A girl I know slept with Mayer right before he hit the big time and said, fyi, that he's crappy in bed. Another girl I know stalked him on tour and eventually slept with him too, confirming that he's not so good in the sack.

Ok, I fucked John Mayer and he was no good in bed.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:20:02 AM »

You know a lot of groupie sluts.

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:20:15 AM »

Quote from: Hitler Stole My Potato on March 24, 2009, 09:14:38 PM

Fuck Aniston. Focus on Allen.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:22:04 AM »

Funny, Cheat, when I was fucking John Mayer he was telling me just how crappy you are in bed. I think John Mayer still holds a torch for you though despite your sexual defects.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #22 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:22:42 AM »

Status: The Card Cheat is the worst lay i've ever had, even worse than Grandma Jen

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #23 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:24:15 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 25, 2009, 12:20:02 AM

You know a lot of groupie sluts.

I know some. The first girl actually dated him for a while- this was right before the album with "your body is a wonderland" or whatever that awful song was. Our friend Clay Cook actually wrote a lot of that album and played on it with Mayer- they went to college together.

The second girl was a total slut, tho. I mean, she made out with me one night when she was drunk, and that's how you KNOW a woman has no standards.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:26:00 AM »

Status: But I loved the way he cuddled me after and how he would talk about his dream of replacing Roy of Siegfried and Roy in a Vegas magic show

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:29:27 AM »

Anyone that makes out with you has no standards?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** March 25, 2009, 12:34:53 AM »

Quote from: Willco on March 25, 2009, 12:29:27 AM

Anyone that makes out with you has no standards?

Or has a thing for chubby, balding white dudes that hate everything. Tho it should be noted that she was so drunk she almost couldn't remember how to give a beej.

Reb · « **Reply #27 on:** March 25, 2009, 02:22:33 PM »

He is twittering (tweeting?) in Dutch today, for some reason.

Tieno · « **Reply #28 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:12:43 PM »

"My boyfriend likes twitter more than me. FML."

Bloodwake · « **Reply #29 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM »

John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #30 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:46:27 PM »

He chose his twit over her twat?

Propagandhim · « **Reply #31 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:56:40 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM

John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

I don't care for his music at all. But he is an amazing musician. He is extremely versatile and technical on a guitar. Calling him a "poor musician" is just wrong.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #32 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:57:03 PM »

Fuck Twatter also, while I am talking about shit that sucks.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #33 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:59:07 PM »

Quote from: Propagandhim on March 25, 2009, 04:56:40 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

I don't care for his music at all. But he is an amazing musician. He is extremely versatile and technical on a guitar. Calling him a "poor musician" is just wrong.

None of it seems original at all and everything I heard from him sounds the same.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #34 on:** March 25, 2009, 04:59:45 PM »

Quote from: InfectedGib on March 24, 2009, 03:51:40 PM

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Even so, shortly after Aniston's call, Mayer's Twitter update read: 'This heart didn't come with instructions.'

apparently the instructions for self-awareness got lost in the shuffle as well

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:05:16 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM

John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

gtfo seriously. You can't hate his music but to deny his talent is dumb. He's a great guitarist who can do a variety of styles. His blues stuff is impressive

Propagandhim · « **Reply #36 on:** March 25, 2009, 05:39:22 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 25, 2009, 05:35:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 05:05:16 PM
Quote from: Bloodwake on March 25, 2009, 04:32:55 PM
John Mayer is a fucking poor musician anyways.

gtfo seriously. You can't hate his music but to deny his talent is dumb. He's a great guitarist who can do a variety of styles. His blues stuff is impressive

You heard it here first, PD is gay for media whore John Mayer.

Eh - anyone who knows anything about guitar or semblance of music theory knows John Mayer has serious skill in guitar. He's just an easy target because of his pop-style.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:25:39 PM »

Yeah, Mayer has some serious chops. Stevie Ray Vaughan is his idol and he's put out some decent blues stuff. But! no matter what he does he'll never live down Daughters and Your Body is a Wonderland.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #38 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:27:26 PM »

or "this heart didn't come with instructions"

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:30:18 PM »

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #40 on:** March 25, 2009, 06:46:19 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on March 25, 2009, 06:27:26 PM

or "this heart didn't come with instructions"

I think this is some sort of inner 'joke' between Mayer and Anniston. Otherwise

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:52:02 PM »

Your Body is a Wonderland

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Daughters is good tho, come on! $:-\$

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** March 25, 2009, 07:54:19 PM »

Gawd damn Maurice, you really do have the shittiest taste in the world.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #43 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:02:45 PM »

As homo a song as it is, at least Your Body Is a Wonderland is about getting, and could get you laid. If you had to admit to one of those two Mayer songs...

smh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #44 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:06:28 PM »

yea but Daughters is just a beautiful song. But you heartless cretins don't even like With Arms Wide Open so what do you know about emotional songs

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #45 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:09:27 PM »

We could never understand the emotional depths of Dumblebore's death like you could PD :'(

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #46 on:** March 25, 2009, 08:10:50 PM »

Your Body is a Wonderland is just depressing, for those of us with less than perfect bodies/skin

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #47 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:20:40 PM »

Everyone is hot in low lighting.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #48 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:48:40 PM »

I like listening to john mayer play guitar, as he really is a pretty fucking great blues guitar player. But his singles, oy.

Diunx · « **Reply #49 on:** March 25, 2009, 11:51:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 25, 2009, 08:06:28 PM

yea but Daughters is just a beautiful song. But you heartless cretins don't even like With Arms Wide Open so what do you know about emotional songs

lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #50 on:** March 26, 2009, 11:20:36 AM »

I saw this in a newspaper while ordering fake Chinese food yesterday and I just had to take a shot for you guys...

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #51 on:** March 26, 2009, 12:01:38 PM »

Daughters

Ultimate meaning of the song: Mothers should be good to their daughters, and so should fathers, but in reality, John Mayer should get off the fucking twitter and be good to his damn girlfriend.

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Author Topic: Jennifer Aniston dumps John Mayer because of his Twitter 'obsession' (Read 4996 times)