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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: lordmaji on April 03, 2009, 02:14:19 AM

Title: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: lordmaji on April 03, 2009, 02:14:19 AM: 1. House MD is sucking...
2. The Crossroads movie was wayyy cooler when I was 10.
3. Ralph Macchio had an awesome mullet. :D

:P
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 03, 2009, 02:16:48 AM: 1. House MD is still good television
2. Sam Adams Cherry Wheat beer is gross
3. Redskins gave Haynesworth his own stimulus package, but couldn't get Cutler?
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:18:02 AM: 1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:20:49 AM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 03, 2009, 02:18:56 AM
1. That people saying "our prayers are with..." no longer bothers me.
2. Recession is good for wine prices
3. My dentist actually knows his videogames

now you can call him 'Mr Driller', roofles
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Diunx on April 03, 2009, 02:26:25 AM: 1. next week is holy week and I only have 3 days of classes.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 03, 2009, 02:31:30 AM: Chrysanthemum's have a natural ant repellent.

If you don't wash off masonry paint right away, it will fuck up your skin.

Baby Powder is a great way to get rid of swamp ass.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: billyofcourse on April 03, 2009, 02:32:55 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:18:02 AM
1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

just remember, they'll probably run out of cake quickly as they were sure to not have anticipated the rush.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:34:43 AM: Quote from: billyofcourse on April 03, 2009, 02:32:55 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:18:02 AM
1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

just remember, they'll probably run out of cake quickly as they were sure to not have anticipated the rush.

My delight at you getting the reference is tempered by my sadness at you not reading all the way to the end :'(
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: xnikki118x on April 03, 2009, 02:43:30 AM: 1. This one lady Ecro complains about is, really and truly, a bitch to everyone. I met her today.
2. You can break your motorcycle helmet if you fall hard enough while wearing it.
3. When the show ER was popular, medical schools saw an increase in the number of doctors applying for emergency medicine residencies. [Interesting!]
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Beezy on April 03, 2009, 02:48:53 AM: 1. The Travel Channel is the best channel on television at the moment.
2. How to bullshit on a resume.
3. In my computer based accounting class, I learn more and get shit done quicker by following the directions in the book instead of my teacher. I'm just gonna ignore him from now on.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: billyofcourse on April 03, 2009, 02:50:48 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:34:43 AM
Quote from: billyofcourse on April 03, 2009, 02:32:55 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 03, 2009, 02:18:02 AM
1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

just remember, they'll probably run out of cake quickly as they were sure to not have anticipated the rush.

read all the way to the end. Just had to word it so you understood that I understood your reference.

I should have gone with "well then I'll have the chicken"

My delight at you getting the reference is tempered by my sadness at you not reading all the way to the end :'(
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2009, 02:55:02 AM: Quote from: Beezy on April 03, 2009, 02:48:53 AM
1. The Travel Channel is the best channel on television at the moment.

I want to give Samantha Brown a passport to my pants, if you know what I mean.

What I learned

1. Magic the Gathering is still really addicting. I need to make sure I don't start pissing money away on it again. Thankfully, free web programs are a good substitute.
2. Europe collectively wants to fuck the Obamas.
3. God only makes it rain when I want to rake the yard.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: ch1nchilla on April 03, 2009, 02:58:25 AM: 1. Kings is a kick ass show.
2. Kings will probably be cancelled.
3. The Bears have acquired Jay Cutler. YES.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 03, 2009, 03:03:15 AM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on April 03, 2009, 02:58:25 AM
1. Kings is a kick ass show.
2. Kings will probably be cancelled.
3. The Bears have acquired Jay Cutler. YES.

Ugh, I'm trying to block #3 from my mind. Cutler is my stud qb in my dynasty fantasy league and he's not going to be anywhere near as good in Chicago.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 03, 2009, 03:03:28 AM: 1. NBA Broadband is now available in Canada--just in time for my law exams.

2. Most of my mnemonic devices are sexual. For example: Are you implying that we need more cock? (The Moorcock is a 19th century English case holding that contracts contain implied terms.)

3. I need more cock.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: WrikaWrek on April 03, 2009, 03:39:16 AM: 1. Don't underestimate a girl's inability to understand an obvious joke.

2. Don't leave history 7 page reports for the night before.

3. Wet pussy can smell a bit too aggressive.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 03, 2009, 04:44:26 AM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on April 03, 2009, 02:58:25 AM
1. Kings is a kick ass show.
2. Kings will probably be cancelled.
3. The Bears have acquired Jay Cutler. YES.

FUCK, what?

1. Lions dropped the ball
2. Fuck that, Cutler wouldn't make us better anyway
3. I'm in denial
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Propagandhim on April 03, 2009, 08:33:46 AM: 1. You need a haircut
2. You need a shoeshine
3. You need a black Cadillac so death can drive him or ride in the back
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: twerd on April 03, 2009, 08:58:11 AM: 1. Caffeine pills suck.

2. Girls don't know the slang for their baby-makers.

3. I learned that twerd has now entered the lexicon as a term for a "Twilight Nerd." Fuck.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 03, 2009, 11:21:47 AM: Quote from: twerd on April 03, 2009, 08:58:11 AM
1. Caffeine pills suck.

2. Girls don't know the slang for their baby-makers.

3. I learned that twerd has now entered the lexicon as a term for a "Twilight Nerd." Fuck.

:kylielaff :kylielaff
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Bocsius on April 03, 2009, 11:27:27 AM: 1) House MD is awesome (technically didn't learn today, started watching it a few weeks ago :heartbeat USA HD :heartbeat)
2) Using reflection with data bound classes makes life so much easier
3) Rewriting data access classes is fun.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: tiesto on April 03, 2009, 12:01:45 PM: Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 03, 2009, 02:18:56 AM
1. That people saying "our prayers are with..." no longer bothers me.
2. Recession is good for wine prices
3. My dentist actually knows his videogames

I remember waaaay back when, I went to a dentist to get my teeth pulled and he has a Genesis and Thunder Force 2 and Truxton in his office. :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 03, 2009, 12:06:02 PM: 1.) I am dl'ing the WOLVERINE movie
2.) there are only 4 minutes left until its finished
3.) I am naked in the bath with my laptop ;)
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Tauntaun on April 03, 2009, 12:06:38 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on April 03, 2009, 12:06:02 PM
1.) I am dl'ing the WOLVERINE movie
2.) there are only 4 minutes left until its finished
3.) I am naked in the bath with my laptop ;)

pics or gtfo :-*
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Kestastrophe on April 03, 2009, 12:13:48 PM: 4.) there is room for 2 :-*
spoiler (click to show/hide)
or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6, etc :tauntaun
[close]
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 03, 2009, 12:19:49 PM: 1. Camel Snus Frost tastes like peppermint tic-tacs

2. Even though they say you don't have to spit when you use this stuff, not spitting is a very bad idea

3. Nothing brings out the smug inner Nazi in a non-smoker like the subject of cigarette taxes
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Positive Touch on April 03, 2009, 06:43:12 PM: 1. people always assume the worst if you don't answer personal questions about yourself :maf

2. bbq sauce is an acceptible substitue for ketchup on your tater tots

3. i don't think i could stop drinking even if i wanted to :(
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: Veidt on April 03, 2009, 08:38:10 PM: 1. I can make my own Mac theme.
2. Costanza is fuckawesome
3. U'll never stop learning.
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 03, 2009, 08:51:12 PM: - The effects of the Plague and how they would treat Plague victims of the bubonic variety
- Some more Photoshop techniques
- Sour cream is so good on the right food
Title: Re: 3 Things you learned today.
Post by: duckman2000 on April 03, 2009, 09:09:40 PM: Quote from: Eel O'Brian on April 03, 2009, 12:19:49 PM
1. Camel Snus Frost tastes like peppermint tic-tacs

2. Even though they say you don't have to spit when you use this stuff, not spitting is a very bad idea

Camel snus is the crappiest interpretation of real snus that I've ever tasted. It tastes like they mashed up some Swisher Sweets in tar water and then packed the resulting toxic slush into bags. Real snus 4 lyfe.

:bow (http://www.buysnus.com/Pictures/medium/62.jpg) :bow2

As for learning...

- Don't ever pay for DLC
- Mackerel in tomato sauce does in fact go well with aged cheeses
- Chocolate milk does not go well with mackerel in tomato sauce