3 Things you learned today.

[lordmaji]

1. House MD is sucking...
2. The Crossroads movie was wayyy cooler when I was 10.
3. Ralph Macchio had an awesome mullet.

 

[The Fake Shemp]

1. House MD is still good television
2. Sam Adams Cherry Wheat beer is gross
3. Redskins gave Haynesworth his own stimulus package, but couldn't get Cutler?

[Cormacaroni]

1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

[Cormacaroni]

1. That people saying "our prayers are with..." no longer bothers me.
2. Recession is good for wine prices
3. My dentist actually knows his videogames

now you can call him 'Mr Driller', roofles

[Diunx]

1. next week is holy week and I only have 3 days of classes.

[ToxicAdam]

Chrysanthemum's have a natural ant repellent.

If you don't wash off masonry paint right away, it will fuck up your skin.

Baby Powder is a great way to get rid of swamp ass.

[billyofcourse]

1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

just remember, they'll probably run out of cake quickly as they were sure to not have anticipated the rush.

[Cormacaroni]

1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

just remember, they'll probably run out of cake quickly as they were sure to not have anticipated the rush.

My delight at you getting the reference is tempered by my sadness at you not reading all the way to the end :'(

[xnikki118x]

1. This one lady Ecro complains about is, really and truly, a bitch to everyone. I met her today.
2. You can break your motorcycle helmet if you fall hard enough while wearing it.
3. When the show ER was popular, medical schools saw an increase in the number of doctors applying for emergency medicine residencies. [Interesting!]

[Beezy]

1. The Travel Channel is the best channel on television at the moment.
2. How to bullshit on a resume.
3. In my computer based accounting class, I learn more and get shit done quicker by following the directions in the book instead of my teacher. I'm just gonna ignore him from now on.

[billyofcourse]

1. When posed the question 'Cake...or death?', you should answer 'Cake' clearly and distinctly while there are still some bits left.

2. ....

3. ....

just remember, they'll probably run out of cake quickly as they were sure to not have anticipated the rush.

read all the way to the end.  Just had to word it so you understood that I understood your reference. 

I should have gone with "well then I'll have the chicken"

My delight at you getting the reference is tempered by my sadness at you not reading all the way to the end :'(

[Human Snorenado]

1. The Travel Channel is the best channel on television at the moment.

I want to give Samantha Brown a passport to my pants, if you know what I mean.

What I learned

1. Magic the Gathering is still really addicting.  I need to make sure I don't start pissing money away on it again.  Thankfully, free web programs are a good substitute.
2. Europe collectively wants to fuck the Obamas.
3. God only makes it rain when I want to rake the yard.

[ch1nchilla]

1. Kings is a kick ass show.
2. Kings will probably be cancelled.
3. The Bears have acquired Jay Cutler. YES.

[Human Snorenado]

1. Kings is a kick ass show.
2. Kings will probably be cancelled.
3. The Bears have acquired Jay Cutler. YES.

Ugh, I'm trying to block #3 from my mind.  Cutler is my stud qb in my dynasty fantasy league and he's not going to be anywhere near as good in Chicago.

[Flannel Boy]

1. NBA Broadband is now available in Canada--just in time for my law exams.

2. Most of my mnemonic devices are sexual. For example: Are you implying that we need more cock? (The Moorcock is a 19th century English case holding that contracts contain implied terms.)

3. I need more cock.

[WrikaWrek]

1. Don't underestimate a girl's inability to understand an obvious joke.

2. Don't leave history 7 page reports for the night before.

3. Wet pussy can smell a bit too aggressive.

[Phoenix Dark]

1. Kings is a kick ass show.
2. Kings will probably be cancelled.
3. The Bears have acquired Jay Cutler. YES.

FUCK, what?

1. Lions dropped the ball
2. Fuck that, Cutler wouldn't make us better anyway
3. I'm in denial

[Propagandhim]

1. You need a haircut
2. You need a shoeshine
3. You need a black Cadillac so death can drive him or ride in the back

[twerd]

1. Caffeine pills suck.

2. Girls don't know the slang for their baby-makers.

3. I learned that twerd has now entered the lexicon as a term for a "Twilight Nerd." Fuck.

[Tauntaun]

1. Caffeine pills suck.

2. Girls don't know the slang for their baby-makers.

3. I learned that twerd has now entered the lexicon as a term for a "Twilight Nerd." Fuck.

 :kylielaff :kylielaff

[Bocsius]

1) House MD is awesome (technically didn't learn today, started watching it a few weeks ago USA HD )
2) Using reflection with data bound classes makes life so much easier
3) Rewriting data access classes is fun.

[tiesto]

1. That people saying "our prayers are with..." no longer bothers me.
2. Recession is good for wine prices
3. My dentist actually knows his videogames

I remember waaaay back when, I went to a dentist to get my teeth pulled and he has a Genesis and Thunder Force 2 and Truxton in his office.

[Kestastrophe]

1.) I am dl'ing the WOLVERINE movie
2.) there are only 4 minutes left until its finished
3.) I am naked in the bath with my laptop

[Tauntaun]

1.) I am dl'ing the WOLVERINE movie
2.) there are only 4 minutes left until its finished
3.) I am naked in the bath with my laptop

pics or gtfo 

[Kestastrophe]

4.) there is room for 2 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6, etc

[close]

[Eel O'Brian]

1.  Camel Snus Frost tastes like peppermint tic-tacs

2.  Even though they say you don't have to spit when you use this stuff, not spitting is a very bad idea

3.  Nothing brings out the smug inner Nazi in a non-smoker like the subject of cigarette taxes

[Positive Touch]

1. people always assume the worst if you don't answer personal questions about yourself

2. bbq sauce is an acceptible substitue for ketchup on your tater tots

3. i don't think i could stop drinking even if i wanted to

[Veidt]

1. I can make my own Mac theme.
2. Costanza is fuckawesome
3. U'll never stop learning.

[BlueTsunami]

- The effects of the Plague and how they would treat Plague victims of the bubonic variety
- Some more Photoshop techniques
- Sour cream is so good on the right food

[duckman2000]

1.  Camel Snus Frost tastes like peppermint tic-tacs

2.  Even though they say you don't have to spit when you use this stuff, not spitting is a very bad idea

Camel snus is the crappiest interpretation of real snus that I've ever tasted. It tastes like they mashed up some Swisher Sweets in tar water and then packed the resulting toxic slush into bags. Real snus 4 lyfe.




As for learning...

- Don't ever pay for DLC
- Mackerel in tomato sauce does in fact go well with aged cheeses
- Chocolate milk does not go well with mackerel in tomato sauce