I was with this chick this afternoon, and i was like, mad happy, because i haven't had pussy in weeks, let alone good pussy. So it was going fine, and i started noticing that this chick was actually really goddamn wet, i was like holy shit, but whatever. So we get it on, all good, and am like yeah man, this is a good day, yeah, then she tells me to take command, do her from behind, and i'm like, yeah let's do it doggy style, now she had a nice body, a really nice body, but she had an average to small ass, so her butt cheeks spread, like, it opened up son real good while i'm from behind, and suddenly her anus just took a life of its own. It looked like my dog's anus, it was gross, and the mental image was lightning fast because of the position, now suddenly, all i see is a dog, all i see is my dog, and me fucking it, and suddenly it starts to smell, you know, like wet pussy, but really strong smell, goddamn, like i gained super smell, like, i turned into a god, and i smell a mile a way, and i can taste the smell.
For some reason, I thought you were going to clear your mind and then see that you were holding a dog's ass.
I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.
:lol I just finished up reading American Psycho today, and that rant almost seems like something straight from it. But without crazy violence, etc. etc.
"do you still find me attractive?""why aren't you looking into my eyes?"
"because you only cum in doggy""do you still find me attractive?""why aren't you looking into my eyes?"
I hate chicks who orgasm way too quickly and eventually get too sore and sensitive to keep going.
I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.
I hate chicks who orgasm way too quickly and eventually get too sore and sensitive to keep going.
I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.
it's not like that they had a organism, it's more like they're asian.
Fuck Wrika. Hope this doesn't turn into a pattern for you.
I hate chicks who orgasm way too quickly and eventually get too sore and sensitive to keep going.
I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.
No that's what I call.....
Doggystyle
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.
It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.
lose some weight then
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.
It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.
thick and grainy
thick and grainy
OH MY GOD. I'm laughing and gagging at the same time. Grainy?
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.
It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.
i had a gf like that for a few weeks, though her vag juice was thick and grainy. so weird...
HOF this thread.
thick and grainy
OH MY GOD. I'm laughing and gagging at the same time. Grainy?
what are those bumps on the side of your lips?
what are those bumps on the side of your lips?spoiler (click to show/hide)OTHER people getting laid makes me jealous and angry! >:( >:( >:(
...and sad :( :( :([close]