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WrikaWrek

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During Sex turn offs
« on: April 03, 2009, 03:53:00 AM »
So, has it ever happened to you guys, notice like some small shit, but that makes you remember this other thing, and then it's over?

I was with this chick this afternoon, and i was like, mad happy, because i haven't had pussy in weeks, let alone good pussy. So it was going fine, and i started noticing that this chick was actually really goddamn wet, i was like holy shit, but whatever. So we get it on, all good, and am like yeah man, this is a good day, yeah, then she tells me to take command, do her from behind, and i'm like, yeah let's do it doggy style, now she had a nice body, a really nice body, but she had an average to small ass, so her butt cheeks spread, like, it opened up son real good while i'm from behind, and suddenly her anus just took a life of its own. It looked like my dog's anus, it was gross, and the mental image was lightning fast because of the position, now suddenly, all i see is a dog, all i see is my dog, and me fucking it, and suddenly it starts to smell, you know, like wet pussy, but really strong smell, goddamn, like i gained super smell, like, i turned into a god, and i smell a mile a way, and i can taste the smell.

Not good, i lost it in click second. "What's wrong baby", "Oh...i guess i ain't into the animalistic shit", she started tripping.

Damn that was rough.  :-\

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2009, 03:57:14 AM »

I was with this chick this afternoon, and i was like, mad happy, because i haven't had pussy in weeks, let alone good pussy. So it was going fine, and i started noticing that this chick was actually really goddamn wet, i was like holy shit, but whatever. So we get it on, all good, and am like yeah man, this is a good day, yeah, then she tells me to take command, do her from behind, and i'm like, yeah let's do it doggy style, now she had a nice body, a really nice body, but she had an average to small ass, so her butt cheeks spread, like, it opened up son real good while i'm from behind, and suddenly her anus just took a life of its own. It looked like my dog's anus, it was gross, and the mental image was lightning fast because of the position, now suddenly, all i see is a dog, all i see is my dog, and me fucking it, and suddenly it starts to smell, you know, like wet pussy, but really strong smell, goddamn, like i gained super smell, like, i turned into a god, and i smell a mile a way, and i can taste the smell.


 :lol I just finished up reading American Psycho today, and that rant almost seems like something straight from it. But without crazy violence, etc. etc.

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2009, 03:58:53 AM »
hahahhahahahah :lol
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2009, 04:00:32 AM »
 :lol what the fuck
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2009, 04:03:20 AM »
This is a prime example of why the autistic should be kept in boxes.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2009, 04:05:45 AM »
For some reason, I thought you were going to clear your mind and then see that you were holding a dog's ass.  

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2009, 04:23:55 AM »
For some reason, I thought you were going to clear your mind and then see that you were holding a dog's ass.  

:lol

As if Wrika could get a dog wet.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2009, 05:07:20 AM »
I will fucking kill you if this post comes back to haunt me during sex.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2009, 05:19:37 AM »
why do you know what your dogs anus looks like from that position

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2009, 05:25:56 AM »
 :lol
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2009, 05:34:46 AM »
lose some weight then
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2009, 05:35:04 AM »

I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.

me chinese me think quick me cry because his cock too thick
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2009, 05:47:30 AM »

 :lol I just finished up reading American Psycho today, and that rant almost seems like something straight from it. But without crazy violence, etc. etc.


Haha, so true.  It's like an even more pathetic, even less likable, and even more pointless and stupid version of Patrick Batemen.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2009, 05:53:10 AM »
What that smell like?
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2009, 10:13:08 AM »
"do you still find me attractive?"

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2009, 10:18:09 AM »
This is like Tucker Max meets American Psycho. :lol
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2009, 10:20:40 AM »
"do you still find me attractive?"
"why aren't you looking into my eyes?"
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2009, 10:23:17 AM »
"do you still find me attractive?"
"why aren't you looking into my eyes?"
"because you only cum in doggy"

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2009, 11:05:56 AM »
I hate chicks who orgasm way too quickly and eventually get too sore and sensitive to keep going.

I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.

it's not like that they had a orgasm, it's more like they're asian.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #19 on: April 03, 2009, 11:08:51 AM »
I hate chicks who orgasm way too quickly and eventually get too sore and sensitive to keep going.

I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.

it's not like that they had a organism, it's more like they're asian.

 :yuck
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #20 on: April 03, 2009, 11:09:59 AM »
 :-\

WrikaWrek

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #21 on: April 03, 2009, 11:38:16 AM »
Fuck Wrika. Hope this doesn't turn into a pattern for you.

Yeah.

I hate chicks who orgasm way too quickly and eventually get too sore and sensitive to keep going.

I also hate chicks who cry because they can't handle the girth.

Cry? Damn. That's kinda fucked up.

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #22 on: April 03, 2009, 11:40:12 AM »
It's mostly when he rapes them, though.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #23 on: April 03, 2009, 11:47:57 AM »
Revenge sex for stealing his poor bunny
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2009, 11:48:21 AM »
 :lol
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2009, 11:49:16 AM »
Revenge sex sounds to consensual.  It'd have to be something like "rapevenge".  He rapevenged her.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #26 on: April 03, 2009, 11:50:27 AM »
:rofl

TEEEPO

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #27 on: April 03, 2009, 12:00:03 PM »
i can't stop reading the op.

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #28 on: April 03, 2009, 12:00:29 PM »
No that's what I call.....

Doggystyle

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #29 on: April 03, 2009, 12:04:43 PM »
No that's what I call.....

Doggystyle

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I see what you did there.  :lol

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #30 on: April 03, 2009, 01:11:31 PM »
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.

It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.


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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #31 on: April 03, 2009, 01:16:49 PM »
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.

It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.



Man.  I was eating.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #32 on: April 03, 2009, 01:19:29 PM »
lose some weight then

shinobi annihilated...
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #33 on: April 03, 2009, 01:29:42 PM »
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.

It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.



i had a gf like that for a few weeks, though her vag juice was thick and grainy. so weird...

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #34 on: April 03, 2009, 01:33:50 PM »
hey what's going on in here

oh


...oh  :(
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #35 on: April 03, 2009, 02:00:39 PM »
lmfao, the op reminds me of vintage PD posts

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #36 on: April 03, 2009, 04:48:40 PM »

 thick and grainy

OH MY GOD. I'm laughing and gagging at the same time. Grainy?
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #37 on: April 03, 2009, 05:03:47 PM »

 thick and grainy

OH MY GOD. I'm laughing and gagging at the same time. Grainy?

i read that as Granny

:drool
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #38 on: April 03, 2009, 05:27:21 PM »
I used to have a girlfriend that got WAY TOO wet. Like her whole crotch area would be drenched with lube and if you diddled her, you're hand would just be covered in this thick, mucus-y vag juice.

It was funny, the first few times we were together, I would get excited by how wet she was. Then by the 5th or 6th time it was just disgusting and annoying how messy it all was. We only lasted about 3 months.



i had a gf like that for a few weeks, though her vag juice was thick and grainy. so weird...

Are you sure that wasn't her pooper?
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #39 on: April 03, 2009, 05:30:08 PM »
she must've had sand in her vagina
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #40 on: April 03, 2009, 05:42:27 PM »
You dog, we put a dog in you bitch so you can doggystyle, while you dog yo style. Dog.

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #41 on: April 03, 2009, 08:16:51 PM »
awesome thread
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #42 on: April 03, 2009, 09:44:47 PM »
HOF this thread.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2009, 09:47:15 PM »
XDF

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2009, 09:51:30 PM »

 thick and grainy

OH MY GOD. I'm laughing and gagging at the same time. Grainy?

Most men would be happy to have a vagina that doubles as an oatmeal dispenser.
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #45 on: April 03, 2009, 10:14:58 PM »
joke thread, obviously. nobody would want to fuck this bitch.


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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2009, 10:39:33 PM »
Nice, on a slide, allows for better run off
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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #47 on: April 03, 2009, 10:42:57 PM »
























Stop pming me GG.



















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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2009, 10:49:38 PM »
what are those bumps on the side of your lips?

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2009, 10:50:27 PM »
what are those bumps on the side of your lips?

mouth tumors or herpes i think

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #50 on: April 03, 2009, 10:55:01 PM »
what are those bumps on the side of your lips?

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On the side of the lips? What's the side of a lip? If you are talking about the 2 bumps at the side of the mouth, it's a side effect of trying to do a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow's smile, because i know how GG picks em. Young and distinguished mentally-challenged.

If you are talking about something else, then i don't know  ???

Cmon, what about the alien eye look in the 1st!? I tried so hard, i almost did the cross eye.

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Re: During Sex turn offs
« Reply #51 on: April 03, 2009, 10:56:07 PM »
I've never seen a second set of dimples before
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