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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Deadite on December 06, 2006, 04:59:01 PM

Title: The brother of Willco
Post by: Deadite on December 06, 2006, 04:59:01 PM: sup everybody!!

this is willco brother..and y'all some noobz..j/k
just saying HEY :D
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: demi on December 06, 2006, 05:00:07 PM: Do you look like Andy Milonakis too?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 06, 2006, 05:00:18 PM: OK!
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Vizzys on December 06, 2006, 05:02:09 PM: Wait theres MORE of you!??
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 06, 2006, 05:03:19 PM: Has this been confirmed? This is an awesome development! Did Willco fap with socks or tissues? You must have ran into him doing the freaky thang with his hand once.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:04:53 PM: He's my brother, but we look nothing alike.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Cheebs on December 06, 2006, 05:08:01 PM: How big is Willco's penis?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 06, 2006, 05:09:00 PM: I can answer that.

It's exactly one yard in length.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:09:52 PM: Yeah, that's pretty accurate.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Deadite on December 06, 2006, 05:16:03 PM: how do u know disposable white guy?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 06, 2006, 05:16:36 PM: You told me after stealing a peek in the shower.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: TVC15 on December 06, 2006, 05:16:40 PM: Willco is like this forum's leguna. Like 18 family members will be posting here.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Cheebs on December 06, 2006, 05:17:05 PM: I like how he spells you as "u"
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:17:30 PM: I only have one brother and one sister - and she most certainly won't be posting in this den of sin.

My brother's cool, for the most part. Except he plays WoW.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Deadite on December 06, 2006, 05:18:43 PM: never did that shit.....maybe u look at?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:20:50 PM: You typed shit on the Internet. I'm telling mom.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: TVC15 on December 06, 2006, 05:36:45 PM: How old is your brother? He's not going to try to get us arrested by asking for masturbation advice like CG's brother, is he?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 05:40:22 PM: Fear not, he is eighteen years of age.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: cloudwalking on December 06, 2006, 05:40:30 PM: I should really get my sister to post here. That would be some fucking hilarious shit
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 05:41:15 PM: Deadite is Willco a true film buff or has he been lying all this time? Please tell me he loved Forrest Gump as a child, has Ron Howard posters all in his room, went to see Driving Ms. Daisy at the theater on day one, and "didn't understand" why Vincent Vega died in the middle of Pulp Fiction but was alive at the end of the movie
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Cheebs on December 06, 2006, 05:44:36 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 05:41:15 PM
Deadite is Willco a true film buff or has he been lying all this time? Please tell me he loved Forrest Gump as a child, has Ron Howard posters all in his room, went to see Driving Ms. Daisy at the theater on day one, and "didn't understand" why Vincent Vega died in the middle of Pulp Fiction but was alive at the end of the movie
You don't sound like Bob Woodward anymore.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 05:46:01 PM: Quote from: Cheebs on December 06, 2006, 05:44:36 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 05:41:15 PM
Deadite is Willco a true film buff or has he been lying all this time? Please tell me he loved Forrest Gump as a child, has Ron Howard posters all in his room, went to see Driving Ms. Daisy at the theater on day one, and "didn't understand" why Vincent Vega died in the middle of Pulp Fiction but was alive at the end of the movie
You don't sound like Bob Woodward anymore.

I'm interviewing a witness here
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: CrystalGemini on December 06, 2006, 05:48:59 PM: Hello, Travis. Nice to meet you. I've heard so many stories about your family. :)
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: rocketman on December 06, 2006, 06:33:11 PM: lemme see your grill
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: TVC15 on December 06, 2006, 06:43:01 PM: Willco, your brother is totally less lame than you.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 06:46:31 PM: You'd think so.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Bloodwake on December 06, 2006, 06:46:53 PM: My brother plays video games and bitches about shit...

I should invite him!

spoiler (click to show/hide)
don't worry, I would never do that to this forum. You think Shake is bad, you should meet my brother.
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Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 06, 2006, 06:55:11 PM: So... Federwang the Younger, eh? New members have to sex Phoenix Dark. It's a rule.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM: We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 06, 2006, 06:58:18 PM: SHIT*BIN

wait...

...what?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:02:33 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM
We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Is he black?

Man your family must be trying to receate the Tower of Babel, except it's located up someone's hoochie
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 06, 2006, 07:03:42 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM
We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Ahhhhh, half brothers. I have an older half brother. My father spread his seed far and wide.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Diablos on December 06, 2006, 07:04:15 PM: When Willco was a child, did he cry in the middle of the store when your mom wouldn't buy him an action figure or something?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:05:21 PM: Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 06, 2006, 07:03:42 PM
Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM
We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Ahhhhh, half brothers. I have an older half brother. My father spread his seed far and wide.

Including in your ugly face apparently. Tsk tsk
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 06, 2006, 07:29:36 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on December 06, 2006, 06:43:01 PM
Willco, your brother is totally less lame than you.

Yeah, admin him NOW! :punch
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 07:30:55 PM: My brother is as about as white as one man can be, but my sister is black... somedays (she listens to Evanescence, so she's about as black as Maurice). While half brothers, that word is almost banned in my mother's house. She had primary custody of both of us, so we grew up together and shared a room 'till I was about 18 (moved into my father's townhouse, which oddly enough, is across the street from my mom's house). We even had bunk beds!
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 06, 2006, 07:33:20 PM: You have a fake black sister, and an asian-ite cousin?! :o
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:45:41 PM: It would be hilarious if I started dating Willco's sister :lol
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 07:46:22 PM: No, that would not be hilarious.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Disposable White Guy on December 06, 2006, 07:46:35 PM: :lol
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 06, 2006, 07:47:07 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:45:41 PM
It would be hilarious if I started dating Willco's sister :lol

:rofl Go for it!
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:47:18 PM: I'd be an awesome brother-in-law Willco!

Can I at least have a pic?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 07:47:31 PM: No.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:48:16 PM: Why not
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 06, 2006, 07:49:29 PM: Oh god, I can imagine it now:

(http://media.collegehumor.com/ch6/8/0/collegehumor.f1adb7c830e92d71fee73580e1a24adf.jpg)

Thanksgiving would be a plateful of awesome. :lol
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:51:44 PM: :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 06, 2006, 08:09:41 PM: three posts in a row, no bullshit.

OH GOD EXCEPT WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:37:45 PM: Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 07:30:55 PM
but my sister is black...

So your stepfather is Sammy Davis?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 06, 2006, 10:55:03 PM: My sister is from a different mother.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:57:03 PM: Oh. What I said was still funny though. Because he's a black black jew guy. Get it?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: brawndolicious on December 06, 2006, 10:58:26 PM: Quote from: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:57:03 PM
Oh. What I said was still funny though. Because he's a black black jew guy. Get it?
Wasn't that Sammy Davis Junior?
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:59:54 PM: I don't need to add the Jr. part because he is more well known than Sr. and people assume I'm talking about him.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: brawndolicious on December 06, 2006, 11:02:57 PM: Quote from: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:59:54 PM
I don't need to add the Jr. part because he is more well known than Sr. and people assume I'm talking about him.
No, you HAVE to.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: Homemade Milk on December 07, 2006, 01:08:00 AM: Quote from: Deadite on December 06, 2006, 04:59:01 PM
sup everybody!!

this is willco brother..and y'all some noobz..j/k
just saying HEY :D

qqnub...qq
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: xnikki118x on December 07, 2006, 01:28:13 AM: I know what ya mean about your brother Willco. My little brother and I have different fathers, but mine never knew me. My mom married when I was 2 and her husband adopted me shortly after I turned 3--he's my brother's father, but he's my dad. He's the best dad anyone could ask for, too. :) Allan has always been just my brother, and I've always been just his sister. Formalities don't matter.

My brother will never be posting here. Trying to understand his posts would make your brain bleed.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:40:26 PM: Were you the one who caught him jerking off? Is his cock small? Is he uncircumsized?

Just need to know these things before I start living with him.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:41:23 PM: He's never seen me naked in years.

I'm circumsized and have an adequate length and girthy width. You can experience firsthand.
Title: Re: The brother of Willco
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:47:22 PM: Fuck. You answered. Gay.