Author Topic: The brother of Willco (Read 4708 times)

Deadite · « **on:** December 06, 2006, 04:59:01 PM »

sup everybody!!

this is willco brother..and y'all some noobz..j/k
just saying HEY

demi · « **Reply #1 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:00:07 PM »

Do you look like Andy Milonakis too?

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #2 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:00:18 PM »

Vizzys · « **Reply #3 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:02:09 PM »

Wait theres MORE of you!??

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:03:19 PM »

Has this been confirmed? This is an awesome development! Did Willco fap with socks or tissues? You must have ran into him doing the freaky thang with his hand once.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:04:53 PM »

He's my brother, but we look nothing alike.

Cheebs · « **Reply #6 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:08:01 PM »

How big is Willco's penis?

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #7 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:09:00 PM »

I can answer that.

It's exactly one yard in length.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:09:52 PM »

Yeah, that's pretty accurate.

Deadite · « **Reply #9 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:16:03 PM »

how do u know disposable white guy?

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:16:36 PM »

You told me after stealing a peek in the shower.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:16:40 PM »

Willco is like this forum's leguna. Like 18 family members will be posting here.

Cheebs · « **Reply #12 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:17:05 PM »

I like how he spells you as "u"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #13 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:17:30 PM »

I only have one brother and one sister - and she most certainly won't be posting in this den of sin.

My brother's cool, for the most part. Except he plays WoW.

Deadite · « **Reply #14 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:18:43 PM »

never did that shit.....maybe u look at?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #15 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:20:50 PM »

You typed shit on the Internet. I'm telling mom.

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:36:45 PM »

How old is your brother? He's not going to try to get us arrested by asking for masturbation advice like CG's brother, is he?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:40:22 PM »

Fear not, he is eighteen years of age.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #18 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:40:30 PM »

I should really get my sister to post here. That would be some fucking hilarious shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:41:15 PM »

Deadite is Willco a true film buff or has he been lying all this time? Please tell me he loved Forrest Gump as a child, has Ron Howard posters all in his room, went to see Driving Ms. Daisy at the theater on day one, and "didn't understand" why Vincent Vega died in the middle of Pulp Fiction but was alive at the end of the movie

Cheebs · « **Reply #20 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:44:36 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 05:41:15 PM

Deadite is Willco a true film buff or has he been lying all this time? Please tell me he loved Forrest Gump as a child, has Ron Howard posters all in his room, went to see Driving Ms. Daisy at the theater on day one, and "didn't understand" why Vincent Vega died in the middle of Pulp Fiction but was alive at the end of the movie

You don't sound like Bob Woodward anymore.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:46:01 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on December 06, 2006, 05:44:36 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 05:41:15 PM
Deadite is Willco a true film buff or has he been lying all this time? Please tell me he loved Forrest Gump as a child, has Ron Howard posters all in his room, went to see Driving Ms. Daisy at the theater on day one, and "didn't understand" why Vincent Vega died in the middle of Pulp Fiction but was alive at the end of the movie
You don't sound like Bob Woodward anymore.

I'm interviewing a witness here

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #22 on:** December 06, 2006, 05:48:59 PM »

Hello, Travis. Nice to meet you. I've heard so many stories about your family.

rocketman · « **Reply #23 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:33:11 PM »

lemme see your grill

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:43:01 PM »

Willco, your brother is totally less lame than you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:46:31 PM »

You'd think so.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #26 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:46:53 PM »

My brother plays video games and bitches about shit...

I should invite him!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

don't worry, I would never do that to this forum. You think Shake is bad, you should meet my brother.

[close]

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #27 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:55:11 PM »

So... Federwang the Younger, eh? New members have to sex Phoenix Dark. It's a rule.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #28 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM »

We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** December 06, 2006, 06:58:18 PM »

SHIT*BIN

wait...

...what?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #30 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:02:33 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM

We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Is he black?

Man your family must be trying to receate the Tower of Babel, except it's located up someone's hoochie

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:03:42 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM

We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Ahhhhh, half brothers. I have an older half brother. My father spread his seed far and wide.

Diablos · « **Reply #32 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:04:15 PM »

When Willco was a child, did he cry in the middle of the store when your mom wouldn't buy him an action figure or something?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:05:21 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on December 06, 2006, 07:03:42 PM

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 06:56:45 PM
We actually don't share the same last name (different fathers).

Ahhhhh, half brothers. I have an older half brother. My father spread his seed far and wide.

Including in your ugly face apparently. Tsk tsk

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #34 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:29:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on December 06, 2006, 06:43:01 PM

Willco, your brother is totally less lame than you.

Yeah, admin him NOW!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #35 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:30:55 PM »

My brother is as about as white as one man can be, but my sister is black... somedays (she listens to Evanescence, so she's about as black as Maurice). While half brothers, that word is almost banned in my mother's house. She had primary custody of both of us, so we grew up together and shared a room 'till I was about 18 (moved into my father's townhouse, which oddly enough, is across the street from my mom's house). We even had bunk beds!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #36 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:33:20 PM »

You have a fake black sister, and an asian-ite cousin?!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:45:41 PM »

It would be hilarious if I started dating Willco's sister

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #38 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:46:22 PM »

No, that would not be hilarious.

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #39 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:46:35 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #40 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:47:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 06, 2006, 07:45:41 PM

It would be hilarious if I started dating Willco's sister

Go for it!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:47:18 PM »

I'd be an awesome brother-in-law Willco!

Can I at least have a pic?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:47:31 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:48:16 PM »

Why not

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #44 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:49:29 PM »

Oh god, I can imagine it now:

Thanksgiving would be a plateful of awesome.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** December 06, 2006, 07:51:44 PM »

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #46 on:** December 06, 2006, 08:09:41 PM »

three posts in a row, no bullshit.

OH GOD EXCEPT WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Bacon · « **Reply #47 on:** December 06, 2006, 10:37:45 PM »

Quote from: Willco on December 06, 2006, 07:30:55 PM

but my sister is black...

So your stepfather is Sammy Davis?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** December 06, 2006, 10:55:03 PM »

My sister is from a different mother.

Bacon · « **Reply #49 on:** December 06, 2006, 10:57:03 PM »

Oh. What I said was still funny though. Because he's a black black jew guy. Get it?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #50 on:** December 06, 2006, 10:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:57:03 PM

Oh. What I said was still funny though. Because he's a black black jew guy. Get it?

Wasn't that Sammy Davis Junior?

Bacon · « **Reply #51 on:** December 06, 2006, 10:59:54 PM »

I don't need to add the Jr. part because he is more well known than Sr. and people assume I'm talking about him.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #52 on:** December 06, 2006, 11:02:57 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on December 06, 2006, 10:59:54 PM

I don't need to add the Jr. part because he is more well known than Sr. and people assume I'm talking about him.

No, you HAVE to.

Homemade Milk · « **Reply #53 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:08:00 AM »

Quote from: Deadite on December 06, 2006, 04:59:01 PM

sup everybody!!

this is willco brother..and y'all some noobz..j/k
just saying HEY

qqnub...qq

xnikki118x · « **Reply #54 on:** December 07, 2006, 01:28:13 AM »

I know what ya mean about your brother Willco. My little brother and I have different fathers, but mine never knew me. My mom married when I was 2 and her husband adopted me shortly after I turned 3--he's my brother's father, but he's my dad. He's the best dad anyone could ask for, too.

Allan has always been just my brother, and I've always been just his sister. Formalities don't matter.

My brother will never be posting here. Trying to understand his posts would make your brain bleed.

demi · « **Reply #55 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:40:26 PM »

Were you the one who caught him jerking off? Is his cock small? Is he uncircumsized?

Just need to know these things before I start living with him.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #56 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:41:23 PM »

He's never seen me naked in years.

I'm circumsized and have an adequate length and girthy width. You can experience firsthand.

demi · « **Reply #57 on:** December 07, 2006, 03:47:22 PM »

Fuck. You answered. Gay.

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Author Topic: The brother of Willco (Read 4708 times)

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