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Title: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:03:52 PM
HELP ME.  WHAT MORE IS THERE TO MY PITIABLE EXISTENCE!  I need some kind of saviour or angel to swoop down and take me back to where I must have stepped off some unique, personal path of meaning!  How I wish I were dead!
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Reb on April 13, 2009, 06:05:21 PM
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have:
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 06:06:17 PM
ban Malek.
That's the answer to everything.

Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: T234 on April 13, 2009, 06:07:25 PM
TAKE UP MAGIC: THE GATHERING

I KNOW YOU LIKE SPENDING MONEY

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=29340.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=29340.0)

JOIN US
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:08:33 PM
I'll keep my Shadowrun books, thank you very much.  Man, fuck her being the "fat one," I think Natalie is just the right shape for lovin'.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Eric P on April 13, 2009, 06:10:31 PM
spend your money on a cross country flight to nyc for record store day this saturday.

we can get gelato!
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:11:02 PM
Spend your Magic money on a working capslock key for fucks sake.

i'm on vacation, you mop-topped wine-quaffing bus bathroom queer.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 06:11:31 PM
I'll keep my Shadowrun books, thank you very much.  Man, fuck her being the "fat one," I think Natalie is just the right shape for lovin'.

Hey,that actually reminds me of something. I just noticed how every time a point of reference is made to fat women. The words always end with *in' *

examples : "More cushin' for the Pushin'"   "Fat girls need that Lovin' too".

What's going on here?!

Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:13:28 PM
'g's just make things complicated, man
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 06:17:12 PM
'g's just make things complicated, man

Colbert mentioned this too. Politicians never use the letter "G"  either. Is that some sort of subconcious reflex to an obvious LIE?

: o
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:23:33 PM
i wish i were dead
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 06:25:29 PM
:-\ :-\:-\

Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Eric P on April 13, 2009, 06:26:31 PM
i wish i were dead

Tonight I feel like I should just destroy myself
Tonight I feel like I should just explode myself
Tonight I feel like I should just destroy myself
Tonight I feel like I should just explode myself

Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: T234 on April 13, 2009, 06:26:57 PM
Spend your Magic money on a working capslock key for fucks sake.

i'm on vacation, you mop-topped wine-quaffing bus bathroom queer.
I was talking to the gentleman from Kentucky, you mobidly depressed sparkling gay Northwestern vampire.

NEVER

IF I DIDN'T SPEND IT ON MAGIC, I'D SPEND IT ON WHISKEY
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 13, 2009, 06:30:05 PM
i wish i were dead

the natural response to watching the facts of life , what did you expect
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Veidt on April 13, 2009, 06:30:54 PM
It's like he killed 12 women and displayed their corpses all around his room. Only to to make this thread and  regret what he has done, before returning to kill more...

:-\
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:33:38 PM
I need to get out of the house badly. But I don't want to put clothes on and it is sunny out.  And there's at least 10 more hours of the Facts of Vampirism to watch.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Greatness Gone on April 13, 2009, 06:34:38 PM
yawn

You're such a fucking bitch, tvc.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Reb on April 13, 2009, 06:36:49 PM
yawn

You're such a fucking bitch, tvc.

True, unleper GG.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 06:39:32 PM
Just one more.  This sounds hawt

"Jo finds herself caught in the middle of an international "conflict" when she befriends a new Japanese student who's eager to become Americanized."
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 13, 2009, 07:56:10 PM
Argh I have a blood test tomorrow and I cannot drink tonight :(  More Facts of Life for me :(
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 13, 2009, 08:04:54 PM
"Jo finds herself caught in the middle of an international "conflict" when she befriends a new Japanese student who's eager to become Americanized."

in a somewhat cruel turn of events, we now have American students that are eager to be Nipponized. oh, and they all look like natalie.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: demi on April 13, 2009, 08:43:21 PM
yawn

You're such a fucking bitch, tvc.

Co-sign. Motion to ban?
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: muckhole on April 13, 2009, 10:06:39 PM
Argh I have a blood test tomorrow and I cannot drink tonight :(  More Facts of Life for me :(

You should marathon some Diff'rent Strokes when you're done. It'll be cleansing.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 14, 2009, 05:05:17 AM
Does eating 3 ambien and enjoying zero-G count as eating anything after midnight?  I think I'll throw The Facts of Life on the projector, too
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2009, 10:28:30 AM
"Jo finds herself caught in the middle of an international "conflict" when she befriends a new Japanese student who's eager to become Americanized."

in a somewhat cruel turn of events, we now have American students that are eager to be Nipponized. oh, and they all look like natalie.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
season 1 of who's the boss is up.  Highly recommended
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2009, 10:51:54 AM
season 1 of who's the boss is up.  Highly recommended
want to watch together?
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: TVC15 on April 16, 2009, 10:56:32 AM
season 1 of who's the boss is up.  Highly recommended
want to watch together?

Either that or Temptation Island.  Fox took my suggestion and put both seasons up there.  It is probably the post-Who's The Boss height of American culture.
Title: Re: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life
Post by: Mupepe on April 16, 2009, 10:58:11 AM
Temptation Island is the best trash ever.  I'll watch it with you as long as we have a bottle of vodka and junk food.  Maybe I can tempt you as well.