Author Topic: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life (Read 1993 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** April 13, 2009, 06:03:52 PM »

HELP ME. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO MY PITIABLE EXISTENCE! I need some kind of saviour or angel to swoop down and take me back to where I must have stepped off some unique, personal path of meaning! How I wish I were dead!

Reb · « **Reply #1 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:05:21 PM »

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have:

Veidt · « **Reply #2 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:06:17 PM »

ban Malek.
That's the answer to everything.

T234 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:07:25 PM »

TAKE UP MAGIC: THE GATHERING

I KNOW YOU LIKE SPENDING MONEY

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=29340.0

JOIN US

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:08:33 PM »

I'll keep my Shadowrun books, thank you very much. Man, fuck her being the "fat one," I think Natalie is just the right shape for lovin'.

Eric P · « **Reply #5 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:10:31 PM »

spend your money on a cross country flight to nyc for record store day this saturday.

we can get gelato!

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:11:02 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 13, 2009, 06:09:19 PM

Spend your Magic money on a working capslock key for fucks sake.

i'm on vacation, you mop-topped wine-quaffing bus bathroom queer.

Veidt · « **Reply #7 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:11:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:08:33 PM

I'll keep my Shadowrun books, thank you very much. Man, fuck her being the "fat one," I think Natalie is just the right shape for lovin'.

Hey,that actually reminds me of something. I just noticed how every time a point of reference is made to fat women. The words always end with *in' *

examples : "More cushin' for the Pushin'" "Fat girls need that Lovin' too".

What's going on here?!

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:13:28 PM »

'g's just make things complicated, man

Veidt · « **Reply #9 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:17:12 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:13:28 PM

'g's just make things complicated, man

Colbert mentioned this too. Politicians never use the letter "G" either. Is that some sort of subconcious reflex to an obvious LIE?

: o

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:23:33 PM »

i wish i were dead

Veidt · « **Reply #11 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:25:29 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #12 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:26:31 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:23:33 PM

i wish i were dead

Tonight I feel like I should just destroy myself
Tonight I feel like I should just explode myself
Tonight I feel like I should just destroy myself
Tonight I feel like I should just explode myself

T234 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:26:57 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 13, 2009, 06:20:21 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:11:02 PM
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on April 13, 2009, 06:09:19 PM
Spend your Magic money on a working capslock key for fucks sake.

i'm on vacation, you mop-topped wine-quaffing bus bathroom queer.
I was talking to the gentleman from Kentucky, you mobidly depressed sparkling gay Northwestern vampire.

NEVER

IF I DIDN'T SPEND IT ON MAGIC, I'D SPEND IT ON WHISKEY

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:30:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:23:33 PM

i wish i were dead

the natural response to watching the facts of life , what did you expect

Veidt · « **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:30:54 PM »

It's like he killed 12 women and displayed their corpses all around his room. Only to to make this thread and regret what he has done, before returning to kill more...

$:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:33:38 PM »

I need to get out of the house badly. But I don't want to put clothes on and it is sunny out. And there's at least 10 more hours of the Facts of Vampirism to watch.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:34:38 PM »

yawn

You're such a fucking bitch, tvc.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on April 13, 2009, 06:34:38 PM

yawn

You're such a fucking bitch, tvc.

True, unleper GG.

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:39:32 PM »

Just one more. This sounds hawt

"Jo finds herself caught in the middle of an international "conflict" when she befriends a new Japanese student who's eager to become Americanized."

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2009, 07:56:10 PM »

Argh I have a blood test tomorrow and I cannot drink tonight

More Facts of Life for me

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:04:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:39:32 PM

"Jo finds herself caught in the middle of an international "conflict" when she befriends a new Japanese student who's eager to become Americanized."

in a somewhat cruel turn of events, we now have American students that are eager to be Nipponized. oh, and they all look like natalie.

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2009, 08:43:21 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on April 13, 2009, 06:34:38 PM

yawn

You're such a fucking bitch, tvc.

Co-sign. Motion to ban?

muckhole · « **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2009, 10:06:39 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 07:56:10 PM

Argh I have a blood test tomorrow and I cannot drink tonight More Facts of Life for me

You should marathon some Diff'rent Strokes when you're done. It'll be cleansing.

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2009, 05:05:17 AM »

Does eating 3 ambien and enjoying zero-G count as eating anything after midnight? I think I'll throw The Facts of Life on the projector, too

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:28:30 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on April 13, 2009, 08:04:54 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 13, 2009, 06:39:32 PM
"Jo finds herself caught in the middle of an international "conflict" when she befriends a new Japanese student who's eager to become Americanized."

in a somewhat cruel turn of events, we now have American students that are eager to be Nipponized. oh, and they all look like natalie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:45:00 AM »

season 1 of who's the boss is up. Highly recommended

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:51:54 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 16, 2009, 10:45:00 AM

season 1 of who's the boss is up. Highly recommended

want to watch together?

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:56:32 AM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on April 16, 2009, 10:51:54 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on April 16, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
season 1 of who's the boss is up. Highly recommended
want to watch together?

Either that or Temptation Island. Fox took my suggestion and put both seasons up there. It is probably the post-Who's The Boss height of American culture.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** April 16, 2009, 10:58:11 AM »

Temptation Island is the best trash ever. I'll watch it with you as long as we have a bottle of vodka and junk food. Maybe I can tempt you as well.

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Author Topic: oh god please help me I am watching more facts of life (Read 1993 times)