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Title: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM: I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves for the cigarillos)
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on April 22, 2009, 11:53:44 PM: (http://jj.am/gallery/d/63955-1/Jam_Jelly_Palin.jpg)

Jam FTW.
check that, I actually really like 'Preserves'.
(http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/08/58/79/10/0008587910212_215X215.jpg)
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:54:02 PM: :lol

:drool
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Post by: Bacchus7 on April 23, 2009, 12:08:26 AM: Yeah, jam in all circumstances.
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Post by: Cormacaroni on April 23, 2009, 12:15:27 AM: I think Ecrofirt was the one that posted the difference between jam and jelly here before.

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Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: etiolate on April 23, 2009, 12:52:48 AM: (http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31YKJ31TBQL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

nomnom
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Post by: Diunx on April 23, 2009, 01:09:49 AM: Jam, I can eat that stuff with anything.

Waffles with strawberry jam :drool :drool
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Post by: Hollywood on April 23, 2009, 01:32:41 AM: Jam for toast, jelly for peanut butter and JELLY sandwiches. Jam is a messy bitch on a sandwich.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: BlueTsunami on April 23, 2009, 01:53:08 AM: I actually like Jam in my Peanut Butter sandwiches. The texture in the jam and have the PB creamy.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: chronovore on April 23, 2009, 04:55:46 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

There's no reason you can't have the best of both worlds: jam AND Taylor Swift's cooch.

JAM. Period.

What's the difference between preserves and jam?
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Post by: Beezy on April 23, 2009, 05:17:28 AM: I love Biden's face in the 3rd panel. :lol
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 23, 2009, 05:33:32 AM: Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2009, 04:55:46 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

There's no reason you can't have the best of both worlds: jam AND Taylor Swift's cooch.

JAM. Period.

What's the difference between preserves and jam?

More fruit, less sugar in preserves I believe. Just going on appearance and taste.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: T-Short on April 23, 2009, 05:46:01 AM: Quote from: etiolate on April 23, 2009, 12:52:48 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31YKJ31TBQL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)

nomnom

hehe. what the hell
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: clothedmacuser on April 23, 2009, 06:40:36 AM: Every year I am in rapture as the 25th of December approaches and my mind imagines what delightful treats my friends have bought me. Last year it was the Jungle Love Assortment pack.

(http://www.alohakaukau.com/images/Jam2oz-1.JPG)
And on my birthday I got a big jar of honey and biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig jar of jelly so I had the best sandwiches.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: bud on April 23, 2009, 09:24:40 AM: then what hell is marmalade?!

i'm a jam person, i think
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Robo on April 23, 2009, 12:19:13 PM: Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2009, 04:55:46 AM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

There's no reason you can't have the best of both worlds: jam AND Taylor Swift's cooch.

JAM. Period.

What's the difference between preserves and jam?

Accordin' to the wikipedias, 'jam' and 'preserves' are interchangable. The use of one or the other probably falls on marketing.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Brehvolution on April 23, 2009, 12:22:49 PM: I've made hundred of PB&J sandwiches, but not 1 for myself. It's probably been 10-15 years since I've eaten a PB&J.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Akala on April 23, 2009, 12:43:09 PM: (http://i42.tinypic.com/n5it6x.jpg)

:bow :bow2
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 01:39:28 PM: jelly is kind of gross. prefer no sugar added preserves
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Post by: Tucah on April 23, 2009, 01:43:24 PM: Jam, definitely.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Dickie Dee on April 23, 2009, 02:10:44 PM: jam, and the double the fruit 1/2 the sugar varieties you can get

though i do love some red pepper jelly :drool
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: GoofyGoober on April 23, 2009, 02:37:37 PM: Quote from: Kosma on April 23, 2009, 09:36:12 AM
According to wiki marmelade has part of the fruit skin which gives it a bit more bitter taste.

I'm a jam person, but marmelade has its uses.

I don't know what jelly even is.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, not whole pieces of fruit which Jam is made from.

It looks like jello.

I like jam best.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Reb on April 23, 2009, 03:15:04 PM: Quote from: GoofyGoober on April 23, 2009, 02:37:37 PM
Quote from: Kosma on April 23, 2009, 09:36:12 AM
According to wiki marmelade has part of the fruit skin which gives it a bit more bitter taste.

I'm a jam person, but marmelade has its uses.

I don't know what jelly even is.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, not whole pieces of fruit which Jam is made from.

It looks like jello.

I like jam best.

That's why Holland doesn't have jello, it makes no damn sense.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: clothedmacuser on April 23, 2009, 04:37:19 PM: Quote from: Rebiak on April 23, 2009, 03:15:04 PM

That's why Holland doesn't have jello, it makes no damn sense.

No jello? Then what do your throngs of teenage pornstars wrestle in?
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 23, 2009, 04:40:12 PM: i like them all, but i rarely eat any of them

toast + grape jelly + a little butter is the yums
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: BlackMage on April 23, 2009, 09:22:13 PM: Jelly is a fuking bitch to spread... Jam/Preserves all the way.. Particularly Raspberry!
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Hollywood on April 23, 2009, 10:19:35 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2009, 09:22:13 PM
Jelly is a fuking bitch to spread... Jam/Preserves all the way.. Particularly Raspberry!

Jelly is harder to spread, but if you put too much jam on something, that shit will spill out like trying to balance watr on your bread. Messy indeed.
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: muckhole on April 23, 2009, 10:38:52 PM: Blueberry jam with peanut butter is phenomenal.

Quote from: Mamacint on April 23, 2009, 02:10:44 PM
though i do love some red pepper jelly :drool

:rock
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: Barry Egan on April 23, 2009, 11:04:41 PM: Quote from: muckhole on April 23, 2009, 10:38:52 PM
Blueberry jam with peanut butter is phenomenal.

Quote from: Mamacint on April 23, 2009, 02:10:44 PM
though i do love some red pepper jelly :drool

:rock

:rock :rock
Title: Re: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos)
Post by: brawndolicious on April 23, 2009, 11:11:22 PM: I guess I prefer jam. I once tried it with caviar though and that was a big mistake.