Author Topic: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos) (Read 1386 times)

BlueTsunami · « **on:** April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM »

I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #1 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:53:44 PM »

Jam FTW.
check that, I actually really like 'Preserves'.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** April 22, 2009, 11:54:02 PM »

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:08:26 AM »

Yeah, jam in all circumstances.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:15:27 AM »

I think Ecrofirt was the one that posted the difference between jam and jelly here before.

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etiolate · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:52:48 AM »

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Diunx · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:09:49 AM »

Jam, I can eat that stuff with anything.

Waffles with strawberry jam

Hollywood · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:32:41 AM »

Jam for toast, jelly for peanut butter and JELLY sandwiches. Jam is a messy bitch on a sandwich.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:53:08 AM »

I actually like Jam in my Peanut Butter sandwiches. The texture in the jam and have the PB creamy.

chronovore · « **Reply #9 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:55:46 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM

I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

There's no reason you can't have the best of both worlds: jam AND Taylor Swift's cooch.

JAM. Period.

What's the difference between preserves and jam?

Beezy · « **Reply #10 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:17:28 AM »

I love Biden's face in the 3rd panel.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:33:32 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2009, 04:55:46 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

There's no reason you can't have the best of both worlds: jam AND Taylor Swift's cooch.

JAM. Period.

What's the difference between preserves and jam?

More fruit, less sugar in preserves I believe. Just going on appearance and taste.

T-Short · « **Reply #12 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:46:01 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on April 23, 2009, 12:52:48 AM

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nomnom

hehe. what the hell

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #13 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:40:36 AM »

Every year I am in rapture as the 25th of December approaches and my mind imagines what delightful treats my friends have bought me. Last year it was the Jungle Love Assortment pack.

And on my birthday I got a big jar of honey and biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig jar of jelly so I had the best sandwiches.

bud · « **Reply #14 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:24:40 AM »

then what hell is marmalade?!

i'm a jam person, i think

Robo · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:19:13 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on April 23, 2009, 04:55:46 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on April 22, 2009, 11:50:52 PM
I'm a total jam person. I had just opened this small $4 container of Strawberry / Rhubarb jam and with one whiff I was nose deep in Taylor Swifts cooch. I probably need to try out better jelly since my only experience with it are the Welch branded mega jars.

There's no reason you can't have the best of both worlds: jam AND Taylor Swift's cooch.

JAM. Period.

What's the difference between preserves and jam?

Accordin' to the wikipedias, 'jam' and 'preserves' are interchangable. The use of one or the other probably falls on marketing.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:22:49 PM »

I've made hundred of PB&J sandwiches, but not 1 for myself. It's probably been 10-15 years since I've eaten a PB&J.

Akala · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2009, 12:43:09 PM »

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:39:28 PM »

jelly is kind of gross. prefer no sugar added preserves

Tucah · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2009, 01:43:24 PM »

Jam, definitely.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #20 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:10:44 PM »

jam, and the double the fruit 1/2 the sugar varieties you can get

though i do love some red pepper jelly

GoofyGoober · « **Reply #21 on:** April 23, 2009, 02:37:37 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on April 23, 2009, 09:36:12 AM

According to wiki marmelade has part of the fruit skin which gives it a bit more bitter taste.

I'm a jam person, but marmelade has its uses.

I don't know what jelly even is.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, not whole pieces of fruit which Jam is made from.

It looks like jello.

I like jam best.

Reb · « **Reply #22 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:15:04 PM »

Quote from: GoofyGoober on April 23, 2009, 02:37:37 PM

Quote from: Kosma on April 23, 2009, 09:36:12 AM
According to wiki marmelade has part of the fruit skin which gives it a bit more bitter taste.

I'm a jam person, but marmelade has its uses.

I don't know what jelly even is.

Jelly is made with fruit juice, not whole pieces of fruit which Jam is made from.

It looks like jello.

I like jam best.

That's why Holland doesn't have jello, it makes no damn sense.

clothedmacuser · « **Reply #23 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:37:19 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on April 23, 2009, 03:15:04 PM

That's why Holland doesn't have jello, it makes no damn sense.

No jello? Then what do your throngs of teenage pornstars wrestle in?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** April 23, 2009, 04:40:12 PM »

i like them all, but i rarely eat any of them

toast + grape jelly + a little butter is the yums

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** April 23, 2009, 09:22:13 PM »

Jelly is a fuking bitch to spread... Jam/Preserves all the way.. Particularly Raspberry!

Hollywood · « **Reply #26 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:19:35 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on April 23, 2009, 09:22:13 PM

Jelly is a fuking bitch to spread... Jam/Preserves all the way.. Particularly Raspberry!

Jelly is harder to spread, but if you put too much jam on something, that shit will spill out like trying to balance watr on your bread. Messy indeed.

muckhole · « **Reply #27 on:** April 23, 2009, 10:38:52 PM »

Blueberry jam with peanut butter is phenomenal.

Quote from: Mamacint on April 23, 2009, 02:10:44 PM

though i do love some red pepper jelly

Barry Egan · « **Reply #28 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:04:41 PM »

Quote from: muckhole on April 23, 2009, 10:38:52 PM

Blueberry jam with peanut butter is phenomenal.

Quote from: Mamacint on April 23, 2009, 02:10:44 PM
though i do love some red pepper jelly

brawndolicious · « **Reply #29 on:** April 23, 2009, 11:11:22 PM »

I guess I prefer jam. I once tried it with caviar though and that was a big mistake.

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Author Topic: Jam vs. Jelly (and vs. Preserves, I guess, for the cigarillos) (Read 1386 times)