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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 05:29:31 PM

Title: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 05:29:31 PM
http://www.tweetingtoohard.com/

Vote on vapid self congratulatory tweets!

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I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?


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@garyvee I had the biggest lemonade stand on the block when I was 6. Was even expermienting with variable pricing and freemium models :)

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it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....

hate your fellow man all the more!
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2009, 05:33:38 PM
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@garyvee I had the biggest lemonade stand on the block when I was 6. Was even expermienting with variable pricing and freemium models :)

The other two just make me want punch those dudes in the face. This one makes me want to punch this dude in the face, then build a time machine and travel back in time and punch him in the face again when he was 6.  ::)
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on April 23, 2009, 05:41:07 PM
twitter is awesome because they use Scala
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 23, 2009, 05:41:59 PM
The hair one reminds me of one of the best lines in movie history:

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Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.


oh what's that from?  Seems familiar
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: BobFromPikeCreek on April 23, 2009, 05:50:31 PM
The hair one reminds me of one of the best lines in movie history:

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Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.


oh what's that from?  Seems familiar
Die Hard
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 23, 2009, 06:05:13 PM
The hair one reminds me of one of the best lines in movie history:

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Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.


oh what's that from?  Seems familiar

DIE HARD!
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 06:19:51 PM
HIE DARD
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: ToxicAdam on April 23, 2009, 06:47:18 PM
Oh sweet backlash. How I crave thee.


Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Don Flamenco on April 23, 2009, 07:41:02 PM
DEAD RIH
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2009, 02:52:54 AM
Eric P -

You know who responded to my twitter about the new Sea Guy?

You and

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cameron fucking Stewart
[close]

Twitter redeemed, haters annihilated etc etc
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2009, 02:59:41 AM
Eric P -

You know who responded to my twitter about the new Sea Guy?

You and

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cameron fucking Stewart
[close]

Twitter redeemed, haters annihilated etc etc

This is cool enough that I went to the website to try and find it. After a few pages of manual searching I found your original tweet but there's no way to see who responded to it, oops! Everyone tells me that Twitter is awesome if you don't use the website but /maybe they should fix the website/. in the meantime I am going to stick to communications mediums where two people can talk at each other in a "conversation"
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2009, 03:01:16 AM
yeah, the only way you can see it is from HIS feed (you can find him in my following list but i think it's just Cameron MStewart)
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2009, 03:03:27 AM
yeah, the only way you can see it is from HIS feed (you can find him in my following list but i think it's just Cameron MStewart)

eventually I used google to find the Twitter search page (which is not linked from the main twitter homepage) and from there I was able to use Advanced Search to find twitters addressed to cormacaroni. after scrolling through the first 2 dozen or so I found out his reply which was

"answer: we intend you to do both"

and while that's cool the man himself sent you a message it sure took me like 5 minutes of manual searching to find that sentence which was, no offense meant, not exactly earth-shattering in its content

I am sorry to be so continually bitter but, I mean, how can it be so hard for me to find out what transpired between you two /even knowing the conversation took place/?!
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2009, 03:04:18 AM
hang on, i just realized what this button was for!

you click on '@cormacaroni' to display all the mentions of my handle (which is basically all the replies to my tweets)

http://twitter.com/timeline/home#timeline/replies

sorry, i am a twitter newb
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2009, 03:06:03 AM
I don't see that @cormacaroni link, only you do because you're cormacaroni ;)

the link you pasted also doesn't do anything (note the lack of identifying information in the URL)
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2009, 03:06:18 AM
sometimes i'm embarrassed that Shaq and Ashton Kutcher can know more about this than me
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2009, 03:36:24 AM
give it time, you'll soon stoop to their intellectual level
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2009, 01:45:31 PM
this is my favorite

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@garyvee I had the biggest lemonade stand on the block when I was 6. Was even expermienting with variable pricing and freemium models :)
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2009, 06:23:37 PM
another reason to hate twitter: I've heard 2 rap songs today using the simile "people follow me like twitter"

smh
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 24, 2009, 07:10:27 PM
another reason to hate twitter: I've heard 2 rap songs today using the simile "people follow me like twitter"

smh

I heard some rap song the other day where the guy talked about his MySpace, it was like, ouch your song is dated
Title: Re: For the Twitter Haters
Post by: Oblivion on April 24, 2009, 07:25:23 PM
DIE HARD 4