Author Topic: For the Twitter Haters (Read 1140 times)

Eric P · « **on:** April 23, 2009, 05:29:31 PM »

http://www.tweetingtoohard.com/

Vote on vapid self congratulatory tweets!

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I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?

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@garyvee I had the biggest lemonade stand on the block when I was 6. Was even expermienting with variable pricing and freemium models

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it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....

hate your fellow man all the more!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:33:38 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on April 23, 2009, 05:29:31 PM

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@garyvee I had the biggest lemonade stand on the block when I was 6. Was even expermienting with variable pricing and freemium models

The other two just make me want punch those dudes in the face. This one makes me want to punch this dude in the face, then build a time machine and travel back in time and punch him in the face again when he was 6.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:41:07 PM »

twitter is awesome because they use Scala

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:41:59 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on April 23, 2009, 05:38:46 PM

The hair one reminds me of one of the best lines in movie history:

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Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

oh what's that from? Seems familiar

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #4 on:** April 23, 2009, 05:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on April 23, 2009, 05:41:59 PM

Quote from: Green Man on April 23, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
The hair one reminds me of one of the best lines in movie history:

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Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

oh what's that from? Seems familiar

Die Hard

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:05:13 PM »

Quote from: Kranz Fafka on April 23, 2009, 05:41:59 PM

Quote from: Green Man on April 23, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
The hair one reminds me of one of the best lines in movie history:

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Hey babe, I negotiate million dollar deals for breakfast. I think I can handle this Eurotrash.

oh what's that from? Seems familiar

DIE HARD!

Eric P · « **Reply #6 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:19:51 PM »

HIE DARD

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #7 on:** April 23, 2009, 06:47:18 PM »

Oh sweet backlash. How I crave thee.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #8 on:** April 23, 2009, 07:41:02 PM »

DEAD RIH

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:52:54 AM »

Eric P -

You know who responded to my twitter about the new Sea Guy?

You and

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Cameron fucking Stewart

[close]

Twitter redeemed, haters annihilated etc etc

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #10 on:** April 24, 2009, 02:59:41 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2009, 02:52:54 AM

Eric P -

You know who responded to my twitter about the new Sea Guy?

You and

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Cameron fucking Stewart
[close]

Twitter redeemed, haters annihilated etc etc

This is cool enough that I went to the website to try and find it. After a few pages of manual searching I found your original tweet but there's no way to see who responded to it, oops! Everyone tells me that Twitter is awesome if you don't use the website but /maybe they should fix the website/. in the meantime I am going to stick to communications mediums where two people can talk at each other in a "conversation"

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #11 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:01:16 AM »

yeah, the only way you can see it is from HIS feed (you can find him in my following list but i think it's just Cameron MStewart)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #12 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:03:27 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on April 24, 2009, 03:01:16 AM

yeah, the only way you can see it is from HIS feed (you can find him in my following list but i think it's just Cameron MStewart)

eventually I used google to find the Twitter search page (which is not linked from the main twitter homepage) and from there I was able to use Advanced Search to find twitters addressed to cormacaroni. after scrolling through the first 2 dozen or so I found out his reply which was

"answer: we intend you to do both"

and while that's cool the man himself sent you a message it sure took me like 5 minutes of manual searching to find that sentence which was, no offense meant, not exactly earth-shattering in its content

I am sorry to be so continually bitter but, I mean, how can it be so hard for me to find out what transpired between you two /even knowing the conversation took place/?!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #13 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:04:18 AM »

hang on, i just realized what this button was for!

you click on '@cormacaroni' to display all the mentions of my handle (which is basically all the replies to my tweets)

http://twitter.com/timeline/home#timeline/replies

sorry, i am a twitter newb

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #14 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:06:03 AM »

I don't see that @cormacaroni link, only you do because you're cormacaroni

the link you pasted also doesn't do anything (note the lack of identifying information in the URL)

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #15 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:06:18 AM »

sometimes i'm embarrassed that Shaq and Ashton Kutcher can know more about this than me

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #16 on:** April 24, 2009, 03:36:24 AM »

give it time, you'll soon stoop to their intellectual level

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #17 on:** April 24, 2009, 01:45:31 PM »

this is my favorite

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@garyvee I had the biggest lemonade stand on the block when I was 6. Was even expermienting with variable pricing and freemium models

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** April 24, 2009, 06:23:37 PM »

another reason to hate twitter: I've heard 2 rap songs today using the simile "people follow me like twitter"

smh

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #19 on:** April 24, 2009, 07:10:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 24, 2009, 06:23:37 PM

another reason to hate twitter: I've heard 2 rap songs today using the simile "people follow me like twitter"

smh

I heard some rap song the other day where the guy talked about his MySpace, it was like, ouch your song is dated

Oblivion · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2009, 07:25:23 PM »

DIE HARD 4

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Author Topic: For the Twitter Haters (Read 1140 times)