THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 03:03:33 PM

Title: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 03:03:33 PM
Ok. I'm bored. So, tell us three things about you, however one of those things has to be a lie. Don't make it obvious though!!

Story 1: When I was 5, I was kidnapped by a guy whos daughter had died the previous year. He apparently thought I was his daughter, as I looked like her, and MY parents had actually taken me. I was safe and NOT molestered, however it took over 2 weeks for the ordeal to end.

Story 2: I have only ever slept with 2 people.

Story 3: I really am this girl. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/garnetto/me32.jpg)

NEXT!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 03:04:41 PM
I once kidnapped a girl who I thought was my daughter.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 03:05:35 PM
Yeah but you arent welsh, so it couldnt have been you
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 03:06:18 PM
Yeah. She also didn't make it out alive.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:06:53 PM
I'm suicidal

I get jealous easily

I possibly could have died when I flubbed up riding on the side of a train and got flung off
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 03:08:39 PM
1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.

2. I am a very quiet person in public.

3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Christopher on December 07, 2006, 03:08:47 PM
I wear briefs
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:10:23 PM
1. I'm allergic to most metals

2. The most painful thing that has happened to me was getting burned with some coffee. I've never broken a bone, had surgery or anything

3. I've never gotten drunk and kissed a girl
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 03:11:15 PM
I hope number 3 is a lie..............a dirty lie!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:14:39 PM
1. When I was 11 a girl dared me to show her my penis and I did, at which point she ran and told my parents

2. When I was 16 I helped one of my mom's friend move a sofa into her house and she hinted that she'd give me a blowjob for pay

3. When I was 19 I hugged two beautiful Brazilian women
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:14:51 PM
The game is only fun when people are serious
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:16:40 PM
I was being serious.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:18:53 PM
1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.

2. I am a very quiet person in public.

3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.

2

whiteacid: 1
Garret: 1
Demi: 2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 03:22:02 PM
LIES LIES LIES!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Takuan on December 07, 2006, 03:26:16 PM
1. I was at Chuck-E-Cheese's once for my birthday and a black kid hit me in the back of the head and ran back to his parents, who scolded me for chasing after him.

2. I am totally in love with Garnet after having viewed her latest pic.

3. I'm a racist.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:26:19 PM
1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.

2. I am a very quiet person in public.

3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.

2

whiteacid: 1
Garret: 1
Demi: 2
You lose...for me anyways
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:27:44 PM
He got mine wrong too.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Takuan on December 07, 2006, 03:28:17 PM
Quote
You lose...for me anyways
It's 3.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 03:28:57 PM
1.) I once hit my sister with a baseball bat by accident!

2.) I explode donuts on the 4th of July.

3.) I'm still working retail. :(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:29:41 PM
He got mine wrong too.

Please tell me it's not 1 :(

whiteAcid: 2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 03:30:00 PM
I can't come up with anything that wouldn't be painfully obvious
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:30:08 PM
1.) I once hit my sister with a baseball bat by accident!

2.) I explode donuts on the 4th of July.

3.) I'm still working retail. :(
3
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:30:34 PM
He got mine wrong too.

Please tell me it's not 1 :(

whiteAcid: 2
No! 3 is a lie
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:31:25 PM
He got mine wrong too.

Please tell me it's not 1 :(

whiteAcid: 2
No! 3 is a lie

Wow. I figured if you got wasted enough you'd do anal scenes for $5, so kissing a girl would come free
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Takuan on December 07, 2006, 03:32:54 PM
Quote
Wow. I figured if you got wasted enough you'd do anal scenes for $5, so kissing a girl would come free
You need to brush up on those reading comprehension skills.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:33:05 PM
1. I punched a cat in the face.

2. I was once caught masturbating.

3. I have never been kissed by a guy.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Christopher on December 07, 2006, 03:33:40 PM
3
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:34:49 PM
Christopher won on the first try.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 03:35:10 PM
1. I punched a cat in the face.

2. I was once caught masturbating.

3. I have never been kissed by a guy.

2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Takuan on December 07, 2006, 03:36:18 PM
Christopher won on the first try.
Cat-puncher! I'm calling PETA.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: mikesphat on December 07, 2006, 03:38:25 PM
1 ive been locked up in a mental institution

2 ive saved two fat kids lives

3 i have killed someone
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:38:52 PM
2!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 03:38:58 PM
you got mine wrong too, PD
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:39:56 PM
1. I punched a cat in the face.
TRUE. When I was a kid, I had the unfortunate experience of living with a violent cat that would scratch and terrify me, so out of self defense, I punched him in the face!

2. I was once caught masturbating.
TRUE. This year, my roommate totally walked in on me whacking it. CrystalGemini lol'd to this story for like, a day.

3. I have never been kissed by a guy.
FALSE. Espio, from GAF, kissed me on the chubby cheek in the throes of passion after Nintendo revealed Twilight Princess for the first time ever at their E3 conference a couple of years ago.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: mikesphat on December 07, 2006, 03:40:59 PM
2!

if you meant me its true! i saved one from drowning and one from stabbing himself in the jugular...
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 03:42:19 PM
1.) I've been on TV.

2.) I've been in jail.

3.) I've been on your mom.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:43:00 PM
Well, the obvious answer is numero tres, mister sex offender!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 07, 2006, 03:44:56 PM
1. I was investigated by the FBI for hacking at the age of 16.

2. I lived with a playboy model/stripper for 2 years.

3. My best friend's mom gave me a blowjob in high school.





Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 03:45:57 PM
Fuck, I just thought of a good one I should have put in my first list, can I make a new list? Or do I have to keep my old one.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:46:08 PM
ToxicAdam's is the best so far!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 03:46:25 PM
1. I was investigated by the FBI for hacking at the age of 16.

2. I lived with a playboy model/stripper for 2 years.

3. My best friend's mom gave me a blowjob in high school.

holy crap! umm... 3?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:47:15 PM
I'm going to say 2.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 03:47:37 PM
I say 3
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 07, 2006, 03:49:21 PM
The answer is 3.


My other friend actually had sex with my best friends mom.

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 03:49:56 PM
Well, the obvious answer is numero tres, mister sex offender!


See I forgot all about the sex offender stuff! I need a do over

(And I didn't go to jail for THAT, William. tsc)
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 03:52:08 PM
I thought they stuck you in lock up for that, although obviously you weren't charged?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 03:53:14 PM
I'm thinking of some stuff.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 03:58:51 PM
I thought they stuck you in lock up for that, although obviously you weren't charged?


Nope. I got questioned, had a DNA swab, and my car was fingerprinted... all to be told "we're sorry, you're not who we're looking for"
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: G The Resurrected on December 07, 2006, 04:00:23 PM
1) I'm a very lonely person, I have no friends in real life.
2) I've tried to commit suicide a lot of times, I've been put away in a mental hospital as well. I tend to break down emotionally a lot.
3) I almost died in a car accident with my mom when i was 3. Instead of me dying the girl in the other car died. I was in the hospital for 2 weeks.

thats the bad stuff want some good stuff?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 04:00:33 PM
;
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 04:01:15 PM
Quote from: Saint Cornelius
Nope. I got questioned, had a DNA swab, and my car was fingerprinted... all to be told "we're sorry, you're not who we're looking for"

(http://www.nytix.com/repository/shows/Maury/maury2.jpg)

Tim, you are... NOT THE RAPIST!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2006, 04:02:45 PM
1. I have done and enjoyed copious amounts of various flavors of drugs in the past.

2. I live in a sun room.

3. I am Saint Cornelius.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 04:03:18 PM
WTF is a sun room?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 04:05:07 PM
corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden :(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 07, 2006, 04:05:24 PM
WTF is a sun room?

Oh, a little room surrounded on 3 sides by windows.  Not a proper bedroom at all, though it does beat the Anne Frank room as far as living arrangements go.  That's right, we have an Anne Frank room at my house.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 04:11:04 PM
1. I have an abnormally small penis
2. Not once have I been caught masturbating
3. I sort of resent my father due to a number of issues

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 04:11:52 PM
corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden :(
Just stop right there.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: ToxicAdam on December 07, 2006, 04:19:28 PM
WTF is a sun room?


(http://www.idahohomeandenergy.com/sun-rooms/sun-room-main.jpg)

I have one attached to my house. They are worthless.

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 04:20:02 PM
HELLO HIGH ENERGY BILLZ
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 07, 2006, 04:27:20 PM
1.  I once stalked Sting through the streets of New York City.

2.  I was once interrogated by a police detective over a stolen ferret.

3.  I am distantly related to a famous silent film comedian.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 07, 2006, 04:28:29 PM
Oh, a little room surrounded on 3 sides by windows.  Not a proper bedroom at all, though it does beat the Anne Frank room as far as living arrangements go. 

So, like, when you have, uh, sex...
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 04:30:22 PM
corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden :(


i most certainly did not! you told me to just shag your arsehole, you were saving your fanny for your true love.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 04:34:42 PM
1. i dated an amsterdaam stripper for 1 year when i was 21 and didnt tell my mum. (or most of my mates for that matter).

2. i'm actually white, from Kentucky, and my name is Chuck Dillinger.

3. i've actually met an EBer irl.


one of those is true. hehe.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 04:36:36 PM
the stripper! I bet thats true
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 04:42:03 PM
lol, that was quick. you must think low of me but yeah you're right.  :lol

she was too hot. i mean would you turn down a stripper?

oh and hot pic  :-* garnet. :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 04:43:01 PM
1. I have never been caught masturbating.

2. I have only been seriously drunk three times in my entire life.

3. Some days I want to kill my cat, when it tries to fucking trip me down the stairs. >:(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 04:44:50 PM
I remember you saying something bout you hardly date english girls, and the girls you date are like, models. Or something like that Tone  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 04:52:42 PM
EL OH EL i don't date models all the time. my last gf was in my uni course.

lol, my ex before that was a watford lass (damn she as hard to keep an eye on... i mean, SHE WAS WATFORD LASS! :lol). and the ex before that was a girl that workedon the perfume stand at harrods. no model, but she was sweedish and blonde so most would think se was. i dunno. but i dont date models. the rumour has been squashed. :)

everyones had their fair share of ho-hum partners right? some norweigian girl from uni i went with was the definition. snake bite googles.. for a 2 weeks... urgh


:P


nothing tops good ol garnet though  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: mikesphat on December 07, 2006, 04:54:47 PM
yea garnet is one tasty looking dish :drool
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 04:56:51 PM
oh you two  :-*

Fuck knows where i got my info from then Tone.
I just hope I never turn into someones 10 pinter :(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: whiteACID on December 07, 2006, 05:00:05 PM
oh you brits!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 05:00:57 PM
lol, no way garnet! don't let them treat ya bad either.  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 05:01:07 PM
yea garnet is one tasty looking dish :drool
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 05:13:16 PM
Ok. I'm bored. So, tell us three things about you, however one of those things has to be a lie. Don't make it obvious though!!

Story 1: When I was 5, I was kidnapped by a guy whos daughter had died the previous year. He apparently thought I was his daughter, as I looked like her, and MY parents had actually taken me. I was safe and NOT molestered, however it took over 2 weeks for the ordeal to end.

Story 2: I have only ever slept with 2 people.

Story 3: I really am this girl. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/garnetto/me32.jpg)

NEXT!

wow, so i'll be your 3rd!  :-* nothing wrong with 3rd place.  8)
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 05:14:53 PM
that could be the lie :p
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 05:15:15 PM
You are really ZOMBZ
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 07, 2006, 05:15:53 PM
He has bigger tits
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Saint Cornelius on December 07, 2006, 05:17:00 PM
killing my masturbatory fantasies, total
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 05:18:34 PM
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to.  :)

2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies.  Even when I was little, everything was about sex.

3. I'm a drug addict.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 05:21:26 PM
I'd do drugs with Mupepe.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And I don't do drugs... :o
[close]
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 05:23:59 PM
that could be the lie :p

dont kill the dream :'| so i'll be 4th in a 3man race?  :'(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2006, 05:30:48 PM
i don't want to know you
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: morphix on December 07, 2006, 05:32:21 PM
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to.  :)

2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies.  Even when I was little, everything was about sex.

3. I'm a drug addict.

1

 ;)
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 05:33:22 PM
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to.  :)

2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies.  Even when I was little, everything was about sex.

3. I'm a drug addict.

1


 ;)
Nope.

I'd do drugs with Mupepe.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
And I don't do drugs... :o
[close]
;)
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 07, 2006, 05:34:30 PM
Garnet has some beautiful eyes :-[
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 05:41:31 PM
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!

Here's mine:

1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.

2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.

3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 05:45:08 PM
 :o

But... why?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 05:46:43 PM
...s-she knows my name  :-*  :-*  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 05:48:12 PM
...s-she knows my name  :-*  :-*  :-*
I know your name.  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 05:50:28 PM
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: MrAngryFace on December 07, 2006, 05:51:31 PM
Haha, silly cloud. It takes TWO bottles of Advil.









not that I know anything about taking advil...
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 05:58:47 PM
i have more secrets to tell you people.  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 06:02:46 PM
spill then
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 06:05:49 PM
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name

:drool

Garnet you're awesome
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: mikesphat on December 07, 2006, 06:06:43 PM
1 i lost my virginity at age 12

2 i poisoned some friends with thallium

3 i have an 8 inch penis  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 07, 2006, 06:07:39 PM
lol, i'm shy now. maybe some other time  :-[
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Christopher on December 07, 2006, 06:12:08 PM
anthony tell me these secrets.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Garnet on December 07, 2006, 06:13:06 PM
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name

:drool

Garnet you're awesome
oh my GOD hotness....
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 06:20:41 PM
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name
But what about the memories you and I have moaning each other's names?  ;)  Good times, eh?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: etiolate on December 07, 2006, 07:45:48 PM
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level.  There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away.  My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event.  Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school.  My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.

2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party.  A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun.  So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."

And that was the last time I danced.

3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it.  Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh.  She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 07:49:23 PM
:lol :lol :lol :lol

you just made my day

:lol
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Prost on December 07, 2006, 08:51:48 PM
1.  I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2.  I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3.  When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 08:54:12 PM
1.  I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2.  I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3.  When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.

gotta be 2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Catz on December 07, 2006, 09:04:48 PM
1) When I was 10, I tried to drown the neighbors hateful cat by swinging it by the leash into the lake. I didn't think cats could swim at the time. Failure total.

2) Prost and I actually never met online. It was an arranged marriage between our families. We were introduced once at a family and friend gathering and we exchanged WoW names to play online together.

3) One of our wedding gifts was over $200,000. Puts all the toasters and punch bowls to shame.

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 07, 2006, 09:05:12 PM
1. I once buttfucked Willco silly.
2. I once buttfucked The Dark Shake catatonic.
3. I once buttfucked you and you liked it. A lot.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 09:08:42 PM
1) When I was 10, I tried to drown the neighbors hateful cat by swinging it by the leash into the lake. I didn't think cats could swim at the time. Failure total.

2) Prost and I actually never met online. It was an arranged marriage between our families. We were introduced once at a family and friend gathering and we exchanged WoW names to play online together.

3) One of our wedding gifts was over $200,000. Puts all the toasters and punch bowls to shame.


I hope you're enjoying that new house I bought you! :D
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Catz on December 07, 2006, 09:14:26 PM
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level.  There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away.  My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event.  Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school.  My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.

2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party.  A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun.  So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."

And that was the last time I danced.

3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it.  Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh.  She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.



2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 09:15:46 PM

2
Hola mamacita.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Catz on December 07, 2006, 09:18:25 PM

2
Hola mamacita.

Hola me amor  :heart
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: mikesphat on December 07, 2006, 09:21:06 PM
dame becitos! mupepe  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 07, 2006, 09:29:57 PM
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!

Here's mine:

1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.

2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.

3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
3?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Catz on December 07, 2006, 09:32:07 PM
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!

Here's mine:

1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.

2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.

3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

2  :-\ I hope I'm wrong.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 09:33:27 PM

2
Hola mamacita.

Hola me amor  :heart
Como estas, mijita?  bien?  Te amo.

dame becitos! mupepe  :-*
:-*  :-*  :-*

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Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 09:34:57 PM
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine

:spin
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 09:35:55 PM
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine

:spin
Thank God.  For a minute you may have been a psycho.  :heart
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 09:36:28 PM
That's what I was going for
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 09:36:46 PM
That's what I was going for
It was kinda hot.   :-[
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 07, 2006, 09:37:01 PM
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine

:spin

Holy shit. That's hot. Post some risque photos for me.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Prost on December 07, 2006, 09:38:13 PM
1.  I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2.  I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3.  When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.

gotta be 2
Nope, guess again.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bacon on December 07, 2006, 09:53:57 PM
Quote
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 07, 2006, 09:56:41 PM
Quote
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.
:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: cloudwalking on December 07, 2006, 09:58:47 PM
Quote
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.

tell me about it!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: BlackMage on December 07, 2006, 09:59:25 PM
Quote
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.

There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.

zing!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 09:59:49 PM
Wait... one of these is supposed to be false? Fuck. :'(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Prost on December 07, 2006, 10:00:46 PM
I thought the point of the thread was to say two awesome things you HAVE done, and then the most believable thing be the lie.. so everyone guesses wrong.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on December 07, 2006, 10:01:46 PM
So... is Garnet really a chick or what? ???
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: etiolate on December 09, 2006, 06:28:16 PM
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level.  There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away.  My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event.  Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school.  My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.

2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party.  A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun.  So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."

And that was the last time I danced.

3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it.  Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh.  She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.



2

nope, 3
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Thee Reverend Gary Davis on December 09, 2006, 07:41:44 PM
1. I didn't kiss a girl until I was 14.

2. My granddaddy is a commie.

3. my brother and I share a birthday, two years apart.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 08:20:17 PM
So... is Garnet really a chick or what? ???

No.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: anthonyOA on December 09, 2006, 08:50:48 PM
i will quite happily perform the medical check up for proof.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2006, 08:56:44 PM
So, which one is not true?

1. I went to Space Camp in the fourth grade. This fact drives my wife insane, since she believes that only extremely spoiled rich kids and Double Dare winners are the only ones who got to go.

2. After not seeing her for five years, I met up with my junior/senior high school crush for lunch. I had always liked her back in the day, but nothing ever happened. We were good friends, so I figured she didn't like me that way. Before I realize what's going on, we've left the restaurant and are at her parents' house, in her little sister's bedroom having sex... but that's not all. Just as I'm ready to finish, she asks me to FHUTA her. The whole situation is so very not me, I still can't believe it happened.

3. Aside from the Wii, I've owned every single Nintendo console.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 09:05:43 PM
2.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on December 09, 2006, 09:08:18 PM
1. I have perfect teeth structure

2. I lived in Japan for a year in high school as a foriegn exchange student.

3. I have never been on a second date(out of 7 or 8 first dates) and I'm about to graduate college  :(
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2006, 09:09:14 PM
2.

Incorrect. I never owned a Nintendo 64. I've also never played a Pokemon game.

Number two is very true. It happened right after I graduated from college in 2003. We ended up dating and having an extremely wild sex-filled summer and then had a seriously messy breakup in the fall when I went off to graduate school. I didn't post on GAF much that summer, I was... busy.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 09:10:01 PM
 :o  :lol :lol :lol :lol

So did you FHUTA?
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2006, 09:12:00 PM
:o  :lol :lol :lol :lol

So did you FHUTA?

Like I said, it's all true. She took me on a journey to the land of FHUTA.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 09:16:35 PM
You stud.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2006, 09:18:15 PM
You stud.

I've never had the heart to tell my wife the whole story. She knows about the FHUTA and she knows that I dated the girl, but nothing else.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: rocketman on December 09, 2006, 09:20:11 PM
1. I had a bad trip and stripped down to my underwear and rolled around in my front yard, screaming random curse words and itching really bad.

2. I am a Libertarian party representative for Lake County in Florida and have been since March 2005. I attend small rallies, and help put up signs.

3. I used to be a assistant coach for Special Olympics basketball, until I quit to find a job that pays money.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 09:28:21 PM
You stud.

I've never had the heart to tell my wife the whole story. She knows about the FHUTA and she knows that I dated the girl, but nothing else.

Well the FHUTA is probably the worst part, anyway.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on December 09, 2006, 09:32:33 PM
You stud.

I've never had the heart to tell my wife the whole story. She knows about the FHUTA and she knows that I dated the girl, but nothing else.

Well the FHUTA is probably the worst part, anyway.

I think it's the fact that after not seeing her for five years, we were immediately having sex. That, and the whole "fucking and butt sex on her ten year old sister's bed" part.

The FHUTA is probably the best thing that came out of that relationship, actually.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 09:35:30 PM
Oh my.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: xnikki118x on December 09, 2006, 10:58:45 PM
1. My ex-boyfriend is the president of the class of 2007 at Princeton.
2. I'm allergic to shellfish, but I really don't care because it's gross.
3. My dad favors me above my brother, and I'm not even biologically his child.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Sceneman on December 09, 2006, 11:32:49 PM
1. I had sex with an asian female DS owner and she bled all over my sheets lol

2. I work for an international shipping line

2. Once I was jerking off and I came all over my Dreamcast lol
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Christopher on December 09, 2006, 11:38:41 PM
1. I became physically fit in the span of 4 months, and have kept up since that day.  In that timespan  I lost a unnaturally healthy amount of weight between the course of 2 months.

2. I never told anyone besides people online but when they made us pledge we to give us a "break from the norm" we had to eat a whole bucket full of ice cream, and at the end there was a picture of all of our brothers cumming in it.

3. I was once in a religious cult, like hardcore, and toured my state with a group preaching about how good god was, and preforming skits and helping drug addicts homeless ect, until I one day just quit, and fell off the religous wagon hard.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 09, 2006, 11:44:56 PM
Nerdy glasses boy: 3

Christopher: 2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on December 09, 2006, 11:45:01 PM
2, because frat brothers would spurt straight on your face instead of secondhand. gay frat sex is never subtle.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 09, 2006, 11:47:41 PM
I was born out of wedlock.

I am a bastard child.

My father didn't know who I was when I finally met him during a trip to my Grandmother's in New York.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 09, 2006, 11:50:23 PM
One of those is supposed to be a lie, demi!
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: demi on December 09, 2006, 11:53:06 PM
Oh
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Diablos on December 10, 2006, 12:13:36 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 10, 2006, 12:31:20 AM
1. My great great grandmother was a duchess.

2. I haven't had sex in over three years.

3. I have sold a screenplay.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: rocketman on December 10, 2006, 07:24:26 AM
1. My great great grandmother was a duchess.

2. I haven't had sex in over three years.

3. I have sold a screenplay.

2 is easily the lie here. The truth is you've never had sex. You're a pathetic human being.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Wobedraggled on December 10, 2006, 09:04:34 AM
1. I was in the movie School Ties
2. I once took too many shrooms and taunted a small forest snake for hours
3. I have small testicles, but an above average sized penor.

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 10, 2006, 01:21:19 PM
rocketman are you as big of a douche in real life?

They have to stop giving inmates their own computers.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: rocketman on December 10, 2006, 01:54:22 PM
rocketman are you as big of a douche in real life?

They have to stop giving inmates their own computers.


You're lucky you never have to deal with me in real life. I'd leave you in Orlando on OBT with a sign in your ass.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Flannel Boy on December 10, 2006, 02:02:29 PM

You're lucky you never have to deal with me in real life. I'd leave you in Orlando on OBT with a sign in your ass.
Internet tough guys are so scary. You are a worthless poster and worthless poser. Go fuck off you dimwitted dickless piece of shit.
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Cheebs on December 10, 2006, 02:03:22 PM
1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: rocketman on December 10, 2006, 02:28:59 PM
Internet tough guys are so scary. You are a worthless poster and worthless poser. Go fuck off you dimwitted dickless piece of shit.

It was moreso a joke towards your bullshit, but ok.

I'd like to see you come to Florida and say that, though. Would be fun ;0
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 10, 2006, 04:18:29 PM
1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial
2
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bloodwake on December 10, 2006, 04:35:04 PM
1. I've been to Jesus Camp (though not the one in the video) at Liberty University, the Jerry Falwell run place, for three years during middle/high school.

2. I'm not really a virgin, but who I had sex with makes me wish I was. She was my best friend, and she basically left me the next day and told me never to speak to her again. It broke my fucking heart. Insert emo lyrics/LJ entry link here.

3. The Dark Shake was the one who invited me to Evilbore.... but don't worry, I think he's pretty fucking annoying too  :-*
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on December 10, 2006, 04:40:59 PM
1. I've been to Jesus Camp (though not the one in the video) at Liberty University, the Jerry Falwell run place, for three years during middle/high school.

2. I'm not really a virgin, but who I had sex with makes me wish I was. She was my best friend, and she basically left me the next day and told me never to speak to her again. It broke my fucking heart. Insert emo lyrics/LJ entry link here.

3. The Dark Shake was the one who invited me to Evilbore.... but don't worry, I think he's pretty fucking annoying too  :-*

1 no doubt

Don't worry buddy, I've been to similar things
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Bloodwake on December 10, 2006, 04:42:50 PM
1. I've been to Jesus Camp (though not the one in the video) at Liberty University, the Jerry Falwell run place, for three years during middle/high school.

2. I'm not really a virgin, but who I had sex with makes me wish I was. She was my best friend, and she basically left me the next day and told me never to speak to her again. It broke my fucking heart. Insert emo lyrics/LJ entry link here.

3. The Dark Shake was the one who invited me to Evilbore.... but don't worry, I think he's pretty fucking annoying too  :-*

1 no doubt

Don't worry buddy, I've been to similar things

Correct, number one is true....

Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Cheebs on December 10, 2006, 08:18:32 PM
1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial
2
correct sir
Title: Re: Getting to know you!
Post by: Mupepe on December 11, 2006, 01:32:55 AM
1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial
2
correct sir
:D

I knew the answer because of this saying:
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If you're young and a Republican, you've got no heart.  If you're old and a Democrat, you've got no money.
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