1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.
2. I am a very quiet person in public.
3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.
You lose...for me anyways1. When listening to the radio and it has the volume listed as numbers, I always have to have it at an even number or increments of 5.
2. I am a very quiet person in public.
3. I watched BONES for the first time last night and I thought it was a really good show.
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whiteacid: 1
Garret: 1
Demi: 2
You lose...for me anywaysIt's 3.
He got mine wrong too.
1.) I once hit my sister with a baseball bat by accident!3
2.) I explode donuts on the 4th of July.
3.) I'm still working retail. :(
No! 3 is a lieHe got mine wrong too.
Please tell me it's not 1 :(
whiteAcid: 2
No! 3 is a lieHe got mine wrong too.
Please tell me it's not 1 :(
whiteAcid: 2
Wow. I figured if you got wasted enough you'd do anal scenes for $5, so kissing a girl would come freeYou need to brush up on those reading comprehension skills.
1. I punched a cat in the face.
2. I was once caught masturbating.
3. I have never been kissed by a guy.
Christopher won on the first try.Cat-puncher! I'm calling PETA.
2!
1. I was investigated by the FBI for hacking at the age of 16.
2. I lived with a playboy model/stripper for 2 years.
3. My best friend's mom gave me a blowjob in high school.
Well, the obvious answer is numero tres, mister sex offender!
I thought they stuck you in lock up for that, although obviously you weren't charged?
Nope. I got questioned, had a DNA swab, and my car was fingerprinted... all to be told "we're sorry, you're not who we're looking for"
WTF is a sun room?
corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden :(Just stop right there.
WTF is a sun room?
Oh, a little room surrounded on 3 sides by windows. Not a proper bedroom at all, though it does beat the Anne Frank room as far as living arrangements go.
corny IS a sex pest. He touched my lady garden :(
yea garnet is one tasty looking dish :drool
Ok. I'm bored. So, tell us three things about you, however one of those things has to be a lie. Don't make it obvious though!!
Story 1: When I was 5, I was kidnapped by a guy whos daughter had died the previous year. He apparently thought I was his daughter, as I looked like her, and MY parents had actually taken me. I was safe and NOT molestered, however it took over 2 weeks for the ordeal to end.
Story 2: I have only ever slept with 2 people.
Story 3: I really am this girl. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v138/garnetto/me32.jpg)
NEXT!
that could be the lie :p
1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to. :)
2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies. Even when I was little, everything was about sex.
3. I'm a drug addict.
Nope.1. Last night I found a girl I believe I can be faithful to. :)
2. When I was little, I used to get in trouble by my parents a lot for making my G.I. Joes fuck my sister's Barbies. Even when I was little, everything was about sex.
3. I'm a drug addict.
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;)
I'd do drugs with Mupepe.;)spoiler (click to show/hide)And I don't do drugs... :o[close]
...s-she knows my name :-* :-* :-*I know your name. :-*
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name
oh my GOD hotness....but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my name
:drool
Garnet you're awesome
but its the first time cloudwalking has moa- er, mentioned my nameBut what about the memories you and I have moaning each other's names? ;) Good times, eh?
1. I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2. I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3. When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.
1) When I was 10, I tried to drown the neighbors hateful cat by swinging it by the leash into the lake. I didn't think cats could swim at the time. Failure total.I hope you're enjoying that new house I bought you! :D
2) Prost and I actually never met online. It was an arranged marriage between our families. We were introduced once at a family and friend gathering and we exchanged WoW names to play online together.
3) One of our wedding gifts was over $200,000. Puts all the toasters and punch bowls to shame.
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level. There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away. My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event. Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school. My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.
2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party. A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun. So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."
And that was the last time I danced.
3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it. Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh. She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.
Hola mamacita.
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Hola mamacita.
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This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!3?
Here's mine:
1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.
2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
This thread kicks ass! Good idea, Garnet!
Here's mine:
1. I helped poison a bunch of wild, starving, rabid cats left in an abandoned house beside my aunts house to put them out of their misery.
2. In 9th grade I guessed my English teacher's Hotmail password and sent out obscene e-mails to everyone in my class.
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
Como estas, mijita? bien? Te amo.Hola mamacita.
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Hola me amor :heart
dame becitos! mupepe :-*:-* :-* :-*
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mineThank God. For a minute you may have been a psycho. :heart
:spin
That's what I was going forIt was kinda hot. :-[
Both wrong, #1 is the false one on mine
:spin
Nope, guess again.1. I went gambling when I was 18 years old (In Arizona on the reservation it was legal when I was 18) and I won over 6,000 dollars that night playing texas hold 'em.
2. I've beaten an active professional basketball player in a serious 1on1 match.
3. When I was in 4th grade I beat up 4 6th graders who literally attacked me all at once.
gotta be 2
3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
:lol :lol :lolQuote3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.
Quote3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.
Quote3. I've attempted suicide before by swallowing a bottle of Advil.
There are easier ways to kill yourself than choking on a plastic bottle.
1. One day when I was in First Grade, it was recess time and I was out on the playground just wandering by myself when I saw a gurney come streaking out of the higher grade level. There were paramedics all around the gurney and in the gurney was a young black girl. They carried the gurney straight through the playground and up to a waiting amublance and drove away. My jaw dropped and I looked around the playground to see that every other person did not react at all to the event. Everyone was just playing and doing as they had always been.
The next week I was sick on Monday and came back on Tuesday. I stayed at a babysitters that was the mother of my friend from school. My friend came over and was like "DId you hear about what happened yesterday?" And I was like no, I was sick. So he told me that one of the black girls from 6th grade had passed out in the middle of class and that they had to call an ambulance to come and get her.
2. The last time I danced it was at a Valentine's day fashion show/art show/crazy party. A girl I had the jones for was in the fashion show and it got me into the party free. After the art show and fashion show, the music started up and people came out with booze and like fire performers and everything got dancey crazy fun. So I start dancing with the girl and her friends, trying to impress I suppose, when about a half hour into it this drunk snaggletoothed woman comes up behind me and whispers "You're a total cigarillo" which shocks me, then she whispers a second later "and you have no rhythm."
And that was the last time I danced.
3. This one was years ago.
One time I met a girl from the internet, she was an e-friend, but this meeting wasn't planned. I just recognized her and saw her name tag at a place of work. I came up to her(it was a bakery) and order a bagel. She starts getting my bagel for me and preparing it. Meanwhile, I'm smiling like an idiot thinking she recognizes me. She didn't look that much different from back then, she had a very defined nose in the pictures she posted.(Not ugly, but nose ring and angled.) So I think to say, "So you still got the nose ring?" She gives me a weird look and gives this nervous laugh. She then says, "Did you want cream cheese on this?" I for some reason get to thinking I'm witty and say "Yeah, I'd like some teenchat2 cream cheese on that." Teenchat2 was of course the chatroom I knew her from. She pretty much freezes here. Then she sort of confusedly says they don't have that and I realize she doesn't recognize me, then I realize maybe it's not the girl from the internet. I'm pretty glad I didn't bring up other chatroom things at this point, but I do make a hasty exit. I ended up avoiding that cafe for years, YEARS.
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So... is Garnet really a chick or what? ???
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:o :lol :lol :lol :lol
So did you FHUTA?
You stud.
You stud.
I've never had the heart to tell my wife the whole story. She knows about the FHUTA and she knows that I dated the girl, but nothing else.
You stud.
I've never had the heart to tell my wife the whole story. She knows about the FHUTA and she knows that I dated the girl, but nothing else.
Well the FHUTA is probably the worst part, anyway.
1. My great great grandmother was a duchess.
2. I haven't had sex in over three years.
3. I have sold a screenplay.
rocketman are you as big of a douche in real life?
They have to stop giving inmates their own computers.
Internet tough guys are so scary. You are a worthless poster and worthless poser. Go fuck off you dimwitted dickless piece of shit.
You're lucky you never have to deal with me in real life. I'd leave you in Orlando on OBT with a sign in your ass.
Internet tough guys are so scary. You are a worthless poster and worthless poser. Go fuck off you dimwitted dickless piece of shit.
1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children2
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial
1. I've been to Jesus Camp (though not the one in the video) at Liberty University, the Jerry Falwell run place, for three years during middle/high school.
2. I'm not really a virgin, but who I had sex with makes me wish I was. She was my best friend, and she basically left me the next day and told me never to speak to her again. It broke my fucking heart. Insert emo lyrics/LJ entry link here.
3. The Dark Shake was the one who invited me to Evilbore.... but don't worry, I think he's pretty fucking annoying too :-*
1. I've been to Jesus Camp (though not the one in the video) at Liberty University, the Jerry Falwell run place, for three years during middle/high school.
2. I'm not really a virgin, but who I had sex with makes me wish I was. She was my best friend, and she basically left me the next day and told me never to speak to her again. It broke my fucking heart. Insert emo lyrics/LJ entry link here.
3. The Dark Shake was the one who invited me to Evilbore.... but don't worry, I think he's pretty fucking annoying too :-*
1 no doubt
Don't worry buddy, I've been to similar things
correct sir1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children2
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial
:Dcorrect sir1. Every pet I have owned has been named after Frank Zappa or one of his children2
2. I used to be a Republican
3. I starred in a commercial