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Title: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2009, 03:52:24 PM
If I die of pig flu, demi will be in charge.  If we both die, then Tauntaun is in charge.

If Tauntaun dies, then members of the Icon board will have to play a special, forum-sanctioned Magic: The Gathering tournament to find out who will run the board.

If all the Icons die, then CajoleJuice is in charge.

If he is dead already and not coming back - then Bloodwake is in charge.

If the Kentucky members die, since they not only eat pig but fuck them, then I have left it in my will for the forum to be razed and a new forum called "Thunderfuckers!" to be built in our memory.

At no time is PhoenixDark to be left in charge.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Mandark on April 27, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
Shit, I gotta dig up all those double-colored lands from middle school.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2009, 03:54:18 PM
Yeah, I'd start brushing up now since Triumph has been playing as of late.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 27, 2009, 03:55:44 PM
am I allowed to play with a borrowed deck? cause one of my coworkers is tournament-level and shiz

alternatively, can I name tehjaybo as my second and have him play in my stead, as all good gentlemen may
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 03:56:37 PM
req Netrunner alternate.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 03:57:08 PM
If you die of the swine flu, your body will be most unclean and you can't be buried in the Secret Jew Graveyard.

What will you do?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: demi on April 27, 2009, 03:57:37 PM
I also accept nudes in exchange for ownership

The raunchier the better
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 03:58:05 PM
If you die of the swine flu, your body will be most unclean and you can't be buried in the Secret Jew Graveyard.

uh, i think everyone knows about dachau now
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 27, 2009, 04:00:46 PM
If you die of the swine flu, your body will be most unclean and you can't be buried in the Secret Jew Graveyard.

uh, i think everyone knows about dachau now

:shh
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 04:01:41 PM
from 0 to inappropriate in eight words

Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: T234 on April 27, 2009, 04:01:53 PM
HAHAHA oh god
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Diunx on April 27, 2009, 04:02:36 PM
Can I take over the front page? I have some cool chubby girls pic I can put in there.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 27, 2009, 04:06:20 PM
I'm making pork chops, coleslaw, and macaroni & cheese tonight.  :punch
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 27, 2009, 04:07:21 PM
TRAGEDY STRIKES MICHIGAN AS MENTALLY HANDICAPPED COED DIES FROM SWINE FLU AFTER EATING PORKCHOPS AND LISTENING TO "CREED"
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Vizzys on April 27, 2009, 04:08:49 PM
not a good way to go
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Bloodwake on April 27, 2009, 04:16:58 PM
Already planning for when I am in charge. I have a feeling lots of people are going to die before this is all said and done with.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Bocsius on April 27, 2009, 04:20:16 PM
I'll take my pork chop fried and topped with bacon.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 04:23:04 PM
Eating pork is perfectly safe, no way to get flu from it.

Jews and Muslims remain owned.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 04:39:52 PM
am I allowed to play with a borrowed deck? cause one of my coworkers is tournament-level and shiz

alternatively, can I name tehjaybo as my second and have him play in my stead, as all good gentlemen may

I accept your nomination and prepare my wizard hat and robe, along with my power nine deck that kills everyone on turn one.

Together, we will rule with iron fists, and black lotuses.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Brehvolution on April 27, 2009, 04:43:32 PM
It's been nice knowing y'all.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2009, 04:52:07 PM
You guys are screwed total, I've been practicing. 
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 27, 2009, 04:56:00 PM
I'm gonna cascade PD into the banstick.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: tehjaybo on April 27, 2009, 04:57:54 PM
I will send out all my old decks to those who need them, if you win I expect Icon status in return.
Dibs am total.

I'm gonna cascade PD into the banstick.
:lol
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Kara on April 27, 2009, 04:58:39 PM
I am eating cheddarwurst.

edit: like right now

edit2: it is very yummy
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: TVC15 on April 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head?  This is regardless of any forum health emergency.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Crushed on April 27, 2009, 05:02:01 PM
To be fair to Drinky, shouldn't we hold a separate Pokemon or Yu-Gi-Oh! competition?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Guybrush Threepwood on April 27, 2009, 05:02:43 PM
god damn jew flu
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Kara on April 27, 2009, 05:04:21 PM
Eat some Kielbasa polack.

The wurst was cheaper this week. We gave shelter to the Jews for generations, I think it's OK to learn some lessons from them.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Eel O'Brian on April 27, 2009, 05:04:56 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head?  This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

i'd imagine he'd do it for twenty
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: T-Short on April 27, 2009, 05:06:02 PM
 :usacry :usacry :usacry
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Eric P on April 27, 2009, 05:06:32 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head?  This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

yes but with what?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on April 27, 2009, 05:09:06 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head?  This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

yes but with what?

"Yes ... the bullet has entered my brain ... I can feel the warm and sticky blood trickling down the back of my ... wait a minute."
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2009, 05:09:48 PM
If I give demi a hundred bucks, will he shoot me in the back of the head?  This is regardless of any forum health emergency.

i'd imagine he'd do it for twenty

i'd imagine he'd pay for the opportunity
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: TVC15 on April 27, 2009, 05:14:12 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_qJ2tOY7ss
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2009, 05:29:59 PM
Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Reb on April 27, 2009, 05:30:37 PM
Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

MAF was patient zero. :'(
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Smooth Groove on April 27, 2009, 05:35:52 PM
Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

MAF was patient zero. :'(

Is that the Major from MGS4?  The game threw out too much crap for me to remember all the details. 
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Reb on April 27, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
Is MAF being kept in a secret place as the last contingency?

MAF was patient zero. :'(

Is that the Major from MGS4?  The game threw out too much crap for me to remember all the details. 

No mang, patient zero is the first guy to get the crazy virus in the zombie/outbreak movies.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Tauntaun on April 27, 2009, 05:38:49 PM
1. Play guitar
2. Paint warhammer models
3. Kill willco and demi
4. Get swine flu vaccine
5. ??
6. Profit
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: demi on April 27, 2009, 06:06:47 PM
Oh boy! I have a chance to be queen of evilbore!

You will be tested against your worst nightmare - my filing cabinet
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: T234 on April 27, 2009, 08:11:36 PM
I will send out all my old decks to those who need them, if you win I expect Icon status in return.
Dibs am total.

I'm gonna cascade PD into the banstick.
:lol

Tehjaybo, we must defeat the rest of post-apocolyptica 'Bore. I do hereby demand a trading session, when our collections are updated.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: pilonv1 on April 27, 2009, 09:28:06 PM
surely i am inline before green man
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2009, 09:29:20 PM
Don't get your hopes up gentlemen; the forum will always be in the control of an icon. In order to get this flu, I'd have to leave the apartment. And we all know that won't be happening.  
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Brehvolution on April 27, 2009, 09:29:49 PM
Since this flu attacks the stronger immune systems of people, I have no doubt that TVC will outlive us all.

Demi owned again.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: demi on April 27, 2009, 09:33:48 PM
i think you got that twisted.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 27, 2009, 09:37:38 PM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: pilonv1 on April 27, 2009, 09:39:11 PM
Since this flu attacks the stronger immune systems of people, I have no doubt that TVC will outlive us all.

Demi owned again.

how? he wont have any contact with anyone who has it.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 27, 2009, 11:03:30 PM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

Who will deliver me pizza and chinese in this world?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Flannel Boy on April 27, 2009, 11:12:30 PM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

but, pretending the internet went down, how would we ever find out whether others survived?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: tehjaybo on April 28, 2009, 12:57:40 AM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

but, pretending the internet went down, how would we ever find out whether others survived?

Speak not such blasphemy, Brother Malek.  The internets will always be with us..
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: drozmight on April 28, 2009, 01:13:26 AM
If anything like this happens, I'll side with TVC15 in the inevitable power struggle that comes about as a result.  I own several firearms.

If we win, I want to be head of secret police.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Madrun Badrun on April 28, 2009, 01:14:24 AM
Wouldn't that be a marvelous world where all the people left in the world were hermits?

but, pretending the internet went down, how would we ever find out whether others survived?

Speak not such blasphemy, Brother Malek.  The internets will always be with us..

I hear the internet is sustained on social anxiety. 
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2009, 01:47:24 AM
UPDATE: the chops were a bit drier than I wanted them to be, but so far I feel nothing except a full stomach.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: drozmight on April 28, 2009, 01:48:13 AM
We should actaully make a leper our king should the EB government fall.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2009, 01:51:55 AM
We should actaully make a leper our king should the EB government fall.

Isn't Shake some uber-leper?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: pollo on April 28, 2009, 11:52:06 AM
Swine flu, what a fucking joke.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2009, 03:15:02 PM
rofl
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 28, 2009, 03:22:16 PM
I remember when Drinky and TVC called me a dirty poor for loving ham over turkey for thanksgiving.  I still think death by swine flu is ultimately worth avoiding that dried buzzard they call 'turkey.'


Swine flu >>> bird flu also
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Himu on April 28, 2009, 03:23:19 PM
I could fix you up some good turkey that's not dry dj tet. :) Hand your folks the recipe, sounds like they suck at making turkey.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 28, 2009, 03:48:39 PM
Yeah I'm just messing around Himu lol


I did hate turkey growing up but like you said, turns out my mom just cooked the everloving shit out of it.


I've come to like a good moist turkey  :-*
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Tauntaun on April 28, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
Yeah I'm just messing around Himu lol


I did hate turkey growing up but like you said, turns out my mom just cooked the everloving shit out of it.


I've come to like a good moist turkey  :-*

:drool  This convo is getting hot! 

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Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Brehvolution on April 28, 2009, 04:26:37 PM
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Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 04:27:48 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Fragamemnon on April 28, 2009, 04:29:22 PM
turkey is like the most bland bird ever, people eat it because it's friggin huge and feeds all of their dirty visiting relatives.

last three thanksgivings at the fraghaus - lamb, duck, quail
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: DJ_Tet on April 28, 2009, 04:30:33 PM
Damn, I want to hit up your Thanksgivings  :-*
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: TVC15 on April 28, 2009, 04:33:49 PM
turkey is like the most bland bird ever, people eat it because it's friggin huge and feeds all of their dirty visiting relatives.

last three thanksgivings at the fraghaus - lamb, duck, quail

But pigs are unclean!
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: The Fake Shemp on April 28, 2009, 04:35:32 PM
We should all become vegan - vegetables can't kill us!
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Diunx on April 28, 2009, 04:41:04 PM
yet.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Human Snorenado on April 28, 2009, 04:44:08 PM
We should all become vegan - vegetables can't kill us!

o rly?

(http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/attack_of_the_killer_tomatoes.jpg)
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: tehjaybo on April 28, 2009, 04:49:45 PM
We should all become vegan - vegetables can't kill us!

o rly?

(http://www.searchviews.com/wp-content/themes/clean-copy-full-3-column-1/images/attack_of_the_killer_tomatoes.jpg)

A very real threat.
 :usacry
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: drozmight on April 28, 2009, 09:19:19 PM
Even that shark is shitting its pants.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 09:22:08 PM
turkey is like the most bland bird ever, people eat it because it's friggin huge and feeds all of their dirty visiting relatives.

last three thanksgivings at the fraghaus - lamb, duck, quail
:usacry

Have you tried deep frying turkey?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: drozmight on April 28, 2009, 10:23:20 PM
turkey is like the most bland bird ever, people eat it because it's friggin huge and feeds all of their dirty visiting relatives.

last three thanksgivings at the fraghaus - lamb, duck, quail
:usacry

Have you tried deep frying turkey?

He did but it blew up and horribly burned and disfigured him.  Now he spends his days posting on the internet because the world considers him a monster.


Why'd you have to bring that up, asshole?
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: Fresh Prince on April 28, 2009, 11:16:34 PM
I'm not sure you can call yourself American and cook quail.
Title: Re: EVILBORE ADMINISTRATION CALLS FOR FORUM HEALTH EMERGENCY PROCEDURES
Post by: CHOW CHOW on April 29, 2009, 12:17:08 AM
wow, bin this