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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 02:54:10 PM

Title: You know when you fart...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 02:54:10 PM: ...and you can feel the air blowing up your crack and on your balls. That front and back fart action is awesome! :smug
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Diunx on May 01, 2009, 02:55:35 PM: I being farting all morning, I'm going to the toilet as soon as I finish reading all the threads with new posts in them.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: muckhole on May 01, 2009, 02:59:10 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 02:54:10 PM
...and you can feel the air blowing up your crack and on your balls. That front and back fart action is awesome! :smug

:o How tight is your underwear? You shouldn't be having a backdraft in your pants.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Herr Mafflard on May 01, 2009, 03:01:11 PM: what underwear? everyone here knows Tauntaun is permanently commando :-*
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: muckhole on May 01, 2009, 03:03:01 PM: The airflow must be constricted by the buttplugs, then.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 03:09:31 PM: Quote from: muckhole on May 01, 2009, 03:03:01 PM
The airflow must be constricted by the buttplugs, then.

I have superior sphincter control. :-*
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 01, 2009, 03:27:35 PM: If you do enough kegels, you can ping pong that shit back and forth a bit until it hits critical mass.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 01, 2009, 03:30:55 PM: what happens to a fart when you hold it in? Can anybody say?
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Brehvolution on May 01, 2009, 03:39:44 PM: Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 01, 2009, 03:30:55 PM
what happens to a fart when you hold it in? Can anybody say?

It goes back for reinforcements.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 01, 2009, 03:41:45 PM: Quote from: Zero Hero on May 01, 2009, 03:39:44 PM
Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 01, 2009, 03:30:55 PM
what happens to a fart when you hold it in? Can anybody say?

It goes back for reinforcements.

Yeah then you gotta go to the bathroom for fear of sharting and let a huge one rip. :D
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Powerslave on May 02, 2009, 07:45:59 PM: Farting isn't badass so I try to do it as least as possible.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2009, 07:48:38 PM: farting is amazing

I love it when you're like, in the shower, and the moisture causes the fart to SMELL like hell. It's AMAZING.

I love smelling my own farts. I like topping my farts.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2009, 07:55:21 PM: I just had to fart a couple of minutes ago, so I jumped off the couch and ran over to my dog who was sleeping on the recliner, squatted down and let it rip on him. He looked at me all aggrieved and shit like "wtf are you THINKING!?"
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Powerslave on May 02, 2009, 07:58:34 PM: yeah you're a moron
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2009, 07:59:53 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 02, 2009, 07:58:34 PM
yeah you're a moron

You know, I like you better when you don't post here.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Powerslave on May 02, 2009, 08:00:32 PM: You know, I dont give a fuck about your existence so stfu.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 02, 2009, 08:03:12 PM: That's the thing about opinions- they're like assholes, every one has one, but mine is still the biggest, smelliest and most impressive.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Powerslave on May 02, 2009, 08:04:06 PM: Yours is the biggest from all that assfucking you received.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: bud on May 02, 2009, 08:31:08 PM: fuck farts that overtake your shit

like, you feel like you really have to go take a shit. but you can't because the toilet's occupied. you feel the pressure building up. finally, the toilet's ready. you pull down your underwear and sit and feel like you're going to take the biggest dump in you've ever taken. huge. you feel it coming... and it's nothing but air

you don't understand what's happening, but then you feel something coming up. you're thinking, ''this is it. this is it''

and then it comes... a small round little cute turd

i mean, what the fuck?

i also love smelling my own farts, especially the silent, smelly ones. they're really great.
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Himu on May 02, 2009, 10:48:10 PM: :lol
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: BlueTsunami on May 02, 2009, 11:29:35 PM: omg :lol
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: drew on May 03, 2009, 01:35:22 AM: the card cheat is gay?

it all makes sense now
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 03, 2009, 02:17:16 AM: bud :lol

that's like the most disappointing feeling ever
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 04, 2009, 12:27:46 AM: I also like to scratch my sack and smell my taint. Mmmmm, pure man. :drool

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Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Powerslave on May 04, 2009, 01:03:02 PM: You should stop doing that man. Be clean, not filthy. Do it for me :-[
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 04, 2009, 01:08:35 PM: Yeah. i feel you bud.

Worst thing is that i end up shitting like a sheep, like, small balls of shit come out. But it's better than an almighty big shit in some ways, although the feeling after it's out is of amazing relief, it often hurts to the point of bringing tears to my eyes.

Would be funny to see someone walk in on me when i'm falling apart in the toilet, "dude you crying? wtf"
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Tauntaun on May 04, 2009, 01:19:12 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 04, 2009, 01:03:02 PM
You should stop doing that man. Be clean, not filthy. Do it for me :-[

Dude it's great. You know that spot between your sack and your thigh? That's the good stuff right there. :teehee
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Powerslave on May 04, 2009, 02:26:25 PM: Stop it! :'(
Title: Re: You know when you fart...
Post by: Bloodwake on May 04, 2009, 04:03:27 PM: Quote from: Diunx on May 01, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
I being farting all morning, I'm going to the toilet as soon as I finish reading all the threads with new posts in them.

Fail.

-Laptop
-Wi-Fi

No reason why you can't surf EB and shit at the same time. I know I have.