Author Topic: You know when you fart... (Read 1340 times)

Quote from: HyperZoneWasAwesome on May 01, 2009, 03:30:55 PM
what happens to a fart when you hold it in? Can anybody say?

It goes back for reinforcements.

Yeah then you gotta go to the bathroom for fear of sharting and let a huge one rip.

Powerslave · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:45:59 PM »

Farting isn't badass so I try to do it as least as possible.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:48:38 PM »

farting is amazing

I love it when you're like, in the shower, and the moisture causes the fart to SMELL like hell. It's AMAZING.

I love smelling my own farts. I like topping my farts.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:55:21 PM »

I just had to fart a couple of minutes ago, so I jumped off the couch and ran over to my dog who was sleeping on the recliner, squatted down and let it rip on him. He looked at me all aggrieved and shit like "wtf are you THINKING!?"

Powerslave · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:58:34 PM »

yeah you're a moron

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2009, 07:59:53 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on May 02, 2009, 07:58:34 PM

yeah you're a moron

You know, I like you better when you don't post here.

Powerslave · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:00:32 PM »

You know, I dont give a fuck about your existence so stfu.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:03:12 PM »

That's the thing about opinions- they're like assholes, every one has one, but mine is still the biggest, smelliest and most impressive.

Powerslave · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:04:06 PM »

Yours is the biggest from all that assfucking you received.

bud · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2009, 08:31:08 PM »

fuck farts that overtake your shit

like, you feel like you really have to go take a shit. but you can't because the toilet's occupied. you feel the pressure building up. finally, the toilet's ready. you pull down your underwear and sit and feel like you're going to take the biggest dump in you've ever taken. huge. you feel it coming... and it's nothing but air

you don't understand what's happening, but then you feel something coming up. you're thinking, ''this is it. this is it''

and then it comes... a small round little cute turd

i mean, what the fuck?

i also love smelling my own farts, especially the silent, smelly ones. they're really great.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** May 02, 2009, 10:48:10 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** May 02, 2009, 11:29:35 PM »

drew · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2009, 01:35:22 AM »

the card cheat is gay?

it all makes sense now

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** May 03, 2009, 02:17:16 AM »

bud

that's like the most disappointing feeling ever

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** May 04, 2009, 12:27:46 AM »

I also like to scratch my sack and smell my taint. Mmmmm, pure man.

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Powerslave · « **Reply #24 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:03:02 PM »

You should stop doing that man. Be clean, not filthy. Do it for me

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #25 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:08:35 PM »

Yeah. i feel you bud.

Worst thing is that i end up shitting like a sheep, like, small balls of shit come out. But it's better than an almighty big shit in some ways, although the feeling after it's out is of amazing relief, it often hurts to the point of bringing tears to my eyes.

Would be funny to see someone walk in on me when i'm falling apart in the toilet, "dude you crying? wtf"

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** May 04, 2009, 01:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Powerslave on May 04, 2009, 01:03:02 PM

You should stop doing that man. Be clean, not filthy. Do it for me

Dude it's great. You know that spot between your sack and your thigh? That's the good stuff right there.

Powerslave · « **Reply #27 on:** May 04, 2009, 02:26:25 PM »

Stop it! :'(

Bloodwake · « **Reply #28 on:** May 04, 2009, 04:03:27 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on May 01, 2009, 02:55:35 PM

I being farting all morning, I'm going to the toilet as soon as I finish reading all the threads with new posts in them.

Fail.

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No reason why you can't surf EB and shit at the same time. I know I have.

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Author Topic: You know when you fart... (Read 1340 times)