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Title: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 08, 2009, 09:32:00 AM
KFC decides to utilize Oprah to give out free coupons for a 2 pc. meal- chaos ensues. (http://gawker.com/5242778/oprah-kfc-coupon-riot)

Has anyone heard from Himu?  I hope he didn't die for dat chicken.  :(
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: tiesto on May 08, 2009, 10:01:41 AM
 :lol that's awesome
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Tauntaun on May 08, 2009, 11:57:25 AM
Never change black people, never change.   :tophat
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 08, 2009, 12:17:33 PM
[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 12:18:45 PM
I totally called this when the preview for the show came on.

So, is this some attempt at getting people to eat grilled chicken, as opposed to fried chicken?
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Diunx on May 08, 2009, 12:33:17 PM
wtf? did they fried the chicken and them put it on a grill?
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: fistfulofmetal on May 08, 2009, 12:35:02 PM
Watch out, Wrika might pull a Martin Luther on us.

he better not nail any documents to my door.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 12:40:44 PM
Watch out, Wrika might pull a Martin Luther on us.

(http://www.covenanter.org/Luther/luther.jpg)
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Tauntaun on May 08, 2009, 01:03:14 PM
Watch out, Wrika might pull a Martin Luther on us.

he better not nail any documents to my door.

:lol
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: drew on May 08, 2009, 01:13:33 PM
Never change black people, never change.   :tophat

racist
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
I can die from chicken?
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 08, 2009, 02:38:21 PM
I can die from chicken?

No no no no- it's just like guns.  The chicken itself isn't the problem, it's the black people!
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 02:39:44 PM
Oh I see. Well, I'm used to buying chicken in the ghetto, so no matter.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 02:47:20 PM
[youtube=560,345]rGrqW3nx5HM[/youtube]
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 02:49:03 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 02:50:12 PM
don't hate. mz peachez is a groove we can ALL dig, honky
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 02:52:41 PM
That video sets black people back 100 years. I hate it. It's really offensive.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 02:59:31 PM
apparently it sets white people back 100 years, too, if it bugs you that much
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eric P on May 08, 2009, 03:00:48 PM
apparently it sets white people back 100 years, too, if it bugs you that much
That video sets black people back 100 years. I hate it. It's really offensive.

so i can own slaves?
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 03:03:29 PM
apparently it sets white people back 100 years, too, if it bugs you that much

But white people didn't have a hand in making it did they?
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 03:04:39 PM
apparently you think we can't appreciate a good FRIED CHIK'N too, and only watch these videos to laugh at black people

SON

SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

i'd eat dat chik'n

an' lick mah fingerz too

so fuck you, cracka, i'mma get me some kfc post-haste
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
:lol

Do you get spicy fried chick'n, prole?
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 03:11:44 PM
at kfc? no, because they suck, although they're nice and close. at a decent chicken or bbq joint, like when i'm at the in-laws? you betta believe i do.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
Chicken  :yuck
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 03:12:58 PM
on the other hand, i do love kfc coleslaw :'(
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 03:13:12 PM
Chicken  :yuck

gtfo, you pale ape
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2009, 03:13:28 PM
man i love fried chicken, i like to shake out the crust crumbs from the bottom of the box on top of my mashed potatoes

i tried to print that grilled chicken coupon but they wanted to install some "coupon printer" program that was most assuredly spyware, so i said fuck it

Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 03:14:08 PM
at kfc? no, because they suck, although they're nice and close. at a decent chicken or bbq joint, like when i'm at the in-laws? you betta believe i do.

even white folks think kfc sucks?  :o
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2009, 03:15:37 PM
i like kfc original recipe okay

no restaurant makes fried chicken as good as my mom, though
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Van Cruncheon on May 08, 2009, 03:15:52 PM
well, the chicken itself is nasty, but when a cravin' sets onna man
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2009, 03:16:31 PM
breast only, btw
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: cool breeze on May 08, 2009, 03:17:13 PM
has anyone else tried the famous bowl? last thing I ever ate from KFC and I've never gone back
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Propagandhim on May 08, 2009, 03:19:21 PM
Quote from: Himuro

even white folks think kfc sucks?  :o

I was in Chicago and I stopped at a random fried chicken joint on...I think it was on Wabash..right by the Loop.  Suddenly a dozen black people walk in the door - the veritable Zagat's rating for fried chicken joints.  I knew I was in the right place, while being in the wrong place simultaneously.  It was a paradox of heavenly proportions.  Except that they served my fried chicken with pieces of white bread.  distinguished black fellow, I can go to the store a buy a loaf of white bread for 99 cent!  'the fuck is this?

Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2009, 03:20:55 PM
i like the famous bowl

if you got a box meal with popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn for the sides, guess what

you are eating a famous bowl
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 03:22:32 PM
Prole: I have a big whole watermelon sitting on my kitchen floor nicca.

The only reason we ain't opened it yet is cuz there be no room in the fridge for the leftovers.

Best to eat the watermelon whole, son.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: cool breeze on May 08, 2009, 03:25:28 PM
i like the famous bowl

if you got a box meal with popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn for the sides, guess what

you are eating a famous bowl

if I got a box meal with popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn for the side I would be eating popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn.  The famous bowl I had was all three mixed together with gravy and a biscut on top.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2009, 03:26:50 PM
yeah boy, tasty convenience eaten with a spork  :drool
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 08, 2009, 03:29:01 PM
Chicken  :yuck

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Himu on May 08, 2009, 03:30:00 PM
Chicken  :yuck

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Wait, he's a fan of the ps3 but doesn't like the ps2? That makes no sense at all. What kind of stard is he ???
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Diunx on May 08, 2009, 03:33:52 PM
Chicken  :yuck

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Leper please.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Eric P on May 08, 2009, 03:34:30 PM
for serious
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:35:19 PM
Chicken  :yuck

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Wait, he's a fan of the ps3 but doesn't like the ps2? That makes no sense at all. What kind of stard is he ???

Actually, it makes perfect sense. PS3 is more closely related to an Xbox than it is to its own predecessor, which automatically makes it less shit. I'm not a fan of anything other than individual developers, and even that is shaky these days. Shit generation all around.

And chicken is filth.
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 08, 2009, 03:37:56 PM
Lepering is too good for him- we should make a new category called "FoC's bitch" where no matter what he posts it gets edited to say "gold standard lol"
Title: Re: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH
Post by: Phoenix Dark on May 08, 2009, 07:51:10 PM
home cooked chicken>>>kfc