Author Topic: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH (Read 2199 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** May 08, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »

KFC decides to utilize Oprah to give out free coupons for a 2 pc. meal- chaos ensues.

Has anyone heard from Himu? I hope he didn't die for dat chicken.

tiesto · « **Reply #1 on:** May 08, 2009, 10:01:41 AM »

that's awesome

Tauntaun · « **Reply #2 on:** May 08, 2009, 11:57:25 AM »

Never change black people, never change.

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #3 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:17:33 PM »

[youtube=560,345]qc6WnUfmAdI[/youtube]

duckman2000 · « **Reply #4 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:18:45 PM »

I totally called this when the preview for the show came on.

So, is this some attempt at getting people to eat grilled chicken, as opposed to fried chicken?

Diunx · « **Reply #5 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:33:17 PM »

wtf? did they fried the chicken and them put it on a grill?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:35:02 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 08, 2009, 12:05:03 PM

Watch out, Wrika might pull a Martin Luther on us.

he better not nail any documents to my door.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #7 on:** May 08, 2009, 12:40:44 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on May 08, 2009, 12:05:03 PM

Watch out, Wrika might pull a Martin Luther on us.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #8 on:** May 08, 2009, 01:03:14 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 08, 2009, 12:35:02 PM

Quote from: mojovonio on May 08, 2009, 12:05:03 PM
Watch out, Wrika might pull a Martin Luther on us.

he better not nail any documents to my door.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** May 08, 2009, 01:13:33 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on May 08, 2009, 11:57:25 AM

Never change black people, never change.

racist

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:28:28 PM »

I can die from chicken?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:38:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 08, 2009, 02:28:28 PM

I can die from chicken?

No no no no- it's just like guns. The chicken itself isn't the problem, it's the black people!

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:39:44 PM »

Oh I see. Well, I'm used to buying chicken in the ghetto, so no matter.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #13 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:47:20 PM »

[youtube=560,345]rGrqW3nx5HM[/youtube]

Himu · « **Reply #14 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:49:03 PM »

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:50:12 PM »

don't hate. mz peachez is a groove we can ALL dig, honky

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:52:41 PM »

That video sets black people back 100 years. I hate it. It's really offensive.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** May 08, 2009, 02:59:31 PM »

apparently it sets white people back 100 years, too, if it bugs you that much

Eric P · « **Reply #18 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:00:48 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 08, 2009, 02:59:31 PM

apparently it sets white people back 100 years, too, if it bugs you that much

Quote from: Himuro on May 08, 2009, 02:52:41 PM

That video sets black people back 100 years. I hate it. It's really offensive.

so i can own slaves?

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:03:29 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 08, 2009, 02:59:31 PM

apparently it sets white people back 100 years, too, if it bugs you that much

But white people didn't have a hand in making it did they?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:04:39 PM »

apparently you think we can't appreciate a good FRIED CHIK'N too, and only watch these videos to laugh at black people

SON

SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

i'd eat dat chik'n

an' lick mah fingerz too

so fuck you, cracka, i'mma get me some kfc post-haste

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:08:37 PM »

Do you get spicy fried chick'n, prole?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:11:44 PM »

at kfc? no, because they suck, although they're nice and close. at a decent chicken or bbq joint, like when i'm at the in-laws? you betta believe i do.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #23 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM »

Chicken

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:12:58 PM »

on the other hand, i do love kfc coleslaw :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #25 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:13:12 PM »

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM

Chicken

gtfo, you pale ape

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:13:28 PM »

man i love fried chicken, i like to shake out the crust crumbs from the bottom of the box on top of my mashed potatoes

i tried to print that grilled chicken coupon but they wanted to install some "coupon printer" program that was most assuredly spyware, so i said fuck it

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:14:08 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on May 08, 2009, 03:11:44 PM

at kfc? no, because they suck, although they're nice and close. at a decent chicken or bbq joint, like when i'm at the in-laws? you betta believe i do.

even white folks think kfc sucks?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #28 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:15:37 PM »

i like kfc original recipe okay

no restaurant makes fried chicken as good as my mom, though

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:15:52 PM »

well, the chicken itself is nasty, but when a cravin' sets onna man

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #30 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:16:31 PM »

breast only, btw

cool breeze · « **Reply #31 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:17:13 PM »

has anyone else tried the famous bowl? last thing I ever ate from KFC and I've never gone back

Propagandhim · « **Reply #32 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:19:21 PM »

Quote from: Himuro

even white folks think kfc sucks?

I was in Chicago and I stopped at a random fried chicken joint on...I think it was on Wabash..right by the Loop. Suddenly a dozen black people walk in the door - the veritable Zagat's rating for fried chicken joints. I knew I was in the right place, while being in the wrong place simultaneously. It was a paradox of heavenly proportions. Except that they served my fried chicken with pieces of white bread. distinguished black fellow, I can go to the store a buy a loaf of white bread for 99 cent! 'the fuck is this?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #33 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:20:55 PM »

i like the famous bowl

if you got a box meal with popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn for the sides, guess what

you are eating a famous bowl

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:22:32 PM »

Prole: I have a big whole watermelon sitting on my kitchen floor nicca.

The only reason we ain't opened it yet is cuz there be no room in the fridge for the leftovers.

Best to eat the watermelon whole, son.

cool breeze · « **Reply #35 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:25:28 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on May 08, 2009, 03:20:55 PM

i like the famous bowl

if you got a box meal with popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn for the sides, guess what

you are eating a famous bowl

if I got a box meal with popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn for the side I would be eating popcorn chicken, mashed potatoes and corn. The famous bowl I had was all three mixed together with gravy and a biscut on top.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #36 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:26:50 PM »

yeah boy, tasty convenience eaten with a spork

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #37 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:29:01 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on May 08, 2009, 03:27:43 PM

Quote from: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
Chicken

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:30:00 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 08, 2009, 03:29:01 PM

Quote from: jarosh on May 08, 2009, 03:27:43 PM
Quote from: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
Chicken

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Wait, he's a fan of the ps3 but doesn't like the ps2? That makes no sense at all. What kind of stard is he

Diunx · « **Reply #39 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:33:52 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 08, 2009, 03:29:01 PM

Quote from: jarosh on May 08, 2009, 03:27:43 PM
Quote from: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
Chicken

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Leper please.

Eric P · « **Reply #40 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:34:30 PM »

for serious

duckman2000 · « **Reply #41 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:35:19 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on May 08, 2009, 03:30:00 PM

Quote from: The Card Cheat on May 08, 2009, 03:29:01 PM
Quote from: jarosh on May 08, 2009, 03:27:43 PM
Quote from: duckman2000 on May 08, 2009, 03:12:26 PM
Chicken

how could anyone not like chicken? what the hell kinda person are you?

A fan of the PS3, but not the PS2- really, it explains so much...

Wait, he's a fan of the ps3 but doesn't like the ps2? That makes no sense at all. What kind of stard is he

Actually, it makes perfect sense. PS3 is more closely related to an Xbox than it is to its own predecessor, which automatically makes it less shit. I'm not a fan of anything other than individual developers, and even that is shaky these days. Shit generation all around.

And chicken is filth.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #42 on:** May 08, 2009, 03:37:56 PM »

Lepering is too good for him- we should make a new category called "FoC's bitch" where no matter what he posts it gets edited to say "gold standard lol"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #43 on:** May 08, 2009, 07:51:10 PM »

home cooked chicken>>>kfc

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Author Topic: DAT CHICKEN II: HIMUPOCALYPSE NOW STARRING OPRAH (Read 2199 times)