THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: GilloD on May 11, 2009, 10:43:15 AM

Title: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: GilloD on May 11, 2009, 10:43:15 AM: Seriously. Where is everyone? I got here at 8:30 to try and cram some work so I could leave by like TEN PM and no one has shown up yet.

And, also, I got a sweet raise, so whatever, but really.
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on May 11, 2009, 10:44:28 AM: Don't most office require employees to be there at 9:00 or 9:30 AM?

Stop showing up early, suck up!
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: GilloD on May 11, 2009, 10:58:11 AM: Quote from: Willco on May 11, 2009, 10:44:28 AM
Don't most office require employees to be there at 9:00 or 9:30 AM?

Stop showing up early, suck up!

Dude, I have so much fucking work to do. I don't have a choice. When it's all said and done, I'm riding the saved-up-vacation wave for like 3 weeks.
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Himu on May 11, 2009, 02:30:53 PM: Have you asked your co-workers what the fuck the deal is? :lol
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: WrikaWrek on May 11, 2009, 02:32:03 PM: (http://goodbadandugly2.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/office-space.jpg)
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: drew on May 11, 2009, 02:35:04 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on May 11, 2009, 10:45:32 AM
This time they must be dead. If only there was a Willco in their lives.

if only everyone could carry around a fat little jew trinket on their keychain that told them what to do the world would be a better place
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on May 11, 2009, 02:48:20 PM: Today is teacher work day, so the kids get to stay home. I've seen very few staff around the building...
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 04:47:57 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on May 11, 2009, 02:48:20 PM
Today is teacher work day, so the kids get to stay home. I've seen very few staff around the building...

Why don't you show us your staff? :-*

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Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 11, 2009, 05:14:56 PM: Admit it, your "work" is a few dumpsters in a back alley behind a Pizza Hut and your "co-workers" are some of the larger specimens of the rodent family.
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 05:18:02 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 11, 2009, 05:14:56 PM
Admit it, your "work" is a few dumpsters in a back alley behind a Pizza Hut and your "co-workers" are some of the larger specimens of the rodent family.

Me or Distant? :wtf
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Powerslave on May 11, 2009, 05:28:12 PM: YOU

WHAT ARE YOU GON DO BOUT IT
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 05:30:19 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 11, 2009, 05:28:12 PM
YOU

WHAT ARE YOU GON DO BOUT IT

Drop my spunk on Joe's bald head. (http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/SlinkyT82/emot-fappery.gif)
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Powerslave on May 11, 2009, 05:31:29 PM: Joe is bald? :hyper
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 05:32:17 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 11, 2009, 05:31:29 PM
Joe is bald? :hyper

Yeah man, with glasses. So many places to drop spunk. :hyper
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Powerslave on May 11, 2009, 05:41:03 PM: Tauntaun I missed you! :(

Let's give each other a tight hug! :-[ :heart
Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 05:45:48 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on May 11, 2009, 05:41:03 PM
Tauntaun I missed you! :(

Let's give each other a tight hug! :-[ :heart

I missed you man. :heartbeat

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Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: Joe Molotov on May 11, 2009, 11:10:46 PM: Quote from: Tauntaun on May 11, 2009, 05:18:02 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 11, 2009, 05:14:56 PM
Admit it, your "work" is a few dumpsters in a back alley behind a Pizza Hut and your "co-workers" are some of the larger specimens of the rodent family.

Me or Distant? :wtf

I meant GilloD. Everybody knows you're working on a sex farm.

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Title: Re: No one else showed up for work today. AGAIN.
Post by: pilonv1 on May 12, 2009, 03:22:25 AM: Quote from: Willco on May 11, 2009, 10:44:28 AM
Don't most office require employees to be there at 9:00 or 9:30 AM?

Stop showing up early, suck up!

my contract is for 8:30am to 5pm with a 1hr lunch break. i just turn up at 9, eat at my desk and leave at 5 most days.

although if i get there at 8:30am its pretty empty. for some reason people stay late