THE BORE

General => Video Game Bored => Topic started by: demi on June 16, 2009, 05:09:01 AM

Title: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 16, 2009, 05:09:01 AM
No I'm kidding, this game bites. Over/Under on Vic Ireland suckin dick for nickles?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: bork on June 16, 2009, 05:14:18 AM
Never even heard of the game until this thread.  So it's another point n' click style adventure game?  What's so bad about it, the story?  Dialogue?  Judging from your post I take it the game is less Ace Attorney wacky-fun and more Hotel Dusk boring-crap.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 16, 2009, 05:15:16 AM
Everyone's black and they sell each other coke, I'm the only white person in the game
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: bork on June 16, 2009, 05:16:13 AM
And I see from the Wikipedia entry that this is Gaijinworks' first game.  Only took 'em THREE YEARS to release something this time!   :lol
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: pilonv1 on June 16, 2009, 05:21:57 AM
better or worse than tokyo beat down?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 16, 2009, 05:24:30 AM
DS games suck
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on June 16, 2009, 09:03:37 AM
Nintendo Power gave it a 3.0
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 16, 2009, 10:54:44 AM
Awesome game. :rock

Some of the writting is so bad, it comes back around and becomes good again. "Looks like another chick with a lifetime sentence in Bitch Prison." You tell 'em, Law!  :lol

The gameplay's pretty awful though, of course.
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 16, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
lol you didnt actually buy it did you
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: ferrarimanf355 on June 16, 2009, 11:13:14 PM
Quote from: demi on June 16, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
lol you didnt actually buy it did you
It sounds like you did, though. :smug
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 16, 2009, 11:19:53 PM
I paid with my dignity
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: bork on June 17, 2009, 06:24:23 AM
So basically Gaijinworks' (that is a horrid, horrid name BTW) uh, "localizations" haven't improved too much since the old Working Delays days, huh?  More "pop culture" "jokes" thrown in again?

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 16, 2009, 11:13:14 PM
Quote from: demi on June 16, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
lol you didnt actually buy it did you
It sounds like you did, though. :smug

This response is hilariously clueless
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: originalz on June 17, 2009, 06:41:44 AM
Hopefully this game has Wheaties references!
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 03:39:30 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge on June 17, 2009, 06:24:23 AM
More "pop culture" "jokes" thrown in again?

Actually, I didn't notice much of that. It's mostly just the tough-guy posturing dialog that's hilariously bad, like at one point when Law is like "You're mine this time, you stain on humanity!"

Or when they tried to open the game with some psuedo-hardboiled monologue, and Law was waxing poetic about cause and effect: "Cause and Effect. It's all about cause and effect. Believe me, cause and effect will come back to bite you in the ass every time."  :dur
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Great Rumbler on June 17, 2009, 04:39:19 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

Awesome.  :lol
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: E-DuB on June 17, 2009, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

:lol Please tell me you're kidding?
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: pilonv1 on June 17, 2009, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

SOMEONE TELL ALEX JONES
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2009, 01:06:09 AM
Quote from: E-DuB on June 17, 2009, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

:lol Please tell me you're kidding?

Nope.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Top government officials were working with members of the FBI and Miami PD to launch biological attacks in Miami and frame foreign terrorists so that America would be forced to continue taking a hard-line approach to anti-terrorism, but you exposed them and foiled their evil plot, thus saving America from itself and the world from America. It's pretty much Loose Change: The Video Game.
[close]
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 18, 2009, 01:06:56 AM
oh man why did i read that. oh well
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 18, 2009, 03:33:25 AM
VIC IRELAND'S TERRORSTORM
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: pilonv1 on June 18, 2009, 03:51:49 AM
THE VIC IRELAND DECEPTION

people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation RUNNING THE GAMING WORLD

someone youtube this and i'll send it to alex jones
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: E-DuB on June 18, 2009, 10:07:46 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2009, 01:06:09 AM
Quote from: E-DuB on June 17, 2009, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

:lol Please tell me you're kidding?

Nope.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Top government officials were working with members of the FBI and Miami PD to launch biological attacks in Miami and frame foreign terrorists so that America would be forced to continue taking a hard-line approach to anti-terrorism, but you exposed them and foiled their evil plot, thus saving America from itself and the world from America. It's pretty much Loose Change: The Video Game.
[close]

:( Well that sucks. On the upside I thank you for the warning. I guess I'll move on to the new Golgo 13 game
Title: Re: Let's talk about Miami Law!
Post by: demi on June 18, 2009, 10:16:00 PM
Quote from: a slime appears on June 18, 2009, 10:21:35 AM
Demi, let me know if it has the awesome sights and sounds of Miami. :spin

lol. Yes it looks like the many crack head cabelas all over Miami when I was there