Author Topic: Let's talk about Miami Law! (Read 1484 times)

demi · « **on:** June 16, 2009, 05:09:01 AM »

No I'm kidding, this game bites. Over/Under on Vic Ireland suckin dick for nickles?

bork · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:14:18 AM »

Never even heard of the game until this thread. So it's another point n' click style adventure game? What's so bad about it, the story? Dialogue? Judging from your post I take it the game is less Ace Attorney wacky-fun and more Hotel Dusk boring-crap.

demi · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:15:16 AM »

Everyone's black and they sell each other coke, I'm the only white person in the game

bork · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:16:13 AM »

And I see from the Wikipedia entry that this is Gaijinworks' first game. Only took 'em THREE YEARS to release something this time!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:21:57 AM »

better or worse than tokyo beat down?

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2009, 05:24:30 AM »

DS games suck

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2009, 09:03:37 AM »

Nintendo Power gave it a 3.0

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2009, 10:54:44 AM »

Awesome game.

Some of the writting is so bad, it comes back around and becomes good again. "Looks like another chick with a lifetime sentence in Bitch Prison." You tell 'em, Law!

The gameplay's pretty awful though, of course.

demi · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2009, 10:57:09 AM »

lol you didnt actually buy it did you

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2009, 11:13:14 PM »

Quote from: demi on June 16, 2009, 10:57:09 AM

lol you didnt actually buy it did you

It sounds like you did, though.

demi · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2009, 11:19:53 PM »

I paid with my dignity

bork · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:24:23 AM »

So basically Gaijinworks' (that is a horrid, horrid name BTW) uh, "localizations" haven't improved too much since the old Working Delays days, huh? More "pop culture" "jokes" thrown in again?

Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on June 16, 2009, 11:13:14 PM

Quote from: demi on June 16, 2009, 10:57:09 AM
lol you didnt actually buy it did you
It sounds like you did, though.

This response is hilariously clueless

originalz · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2009, 06:41:44 AM »

Hopefully this game has Wheaties references!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2009, 03:39:30 PM »

Quote from: the lyte edge on June 17, 2009, 06:24:23 AM

More "pop culture" "jokes" thrown in again?

Actually, I didn't notice much of that. It's mostly just the tough-guy posturing dialog that's hilariously bad, like at one point when Law is like "You're mine this time, you stain on humanity!"

Or when they tried to open the game with some psuedo-hardboiled monologue, and Law was waxing poetic about cause and effect: "Cause and Effect. It's all about cause and effect. Believe me, cause and effect will come back to bite you in the ass every time."

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM »

Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)

The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.

[close]

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2009, 04:39:19 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM

Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
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Awesome.

E-DuB · « **Reply #16 on:** June 17, 2009, 07:02:13 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM

Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

Please tell me you're kidding?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM

Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
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SOMEONE TELL ALEX JONES

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:06:09 AM »

Quote from: E-DuB on June 17, 2009, 07:02:13 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

Please tell me you're kidding?

Nope.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Top government officials were working with members of the FBI and Miami PD to launch biological attacks in Miami and frame foreign terrorists so that America would be forced to continue taking a hard-line approach to anti-terrorism, but you exposed them and foiled their evil plot, thus saving America from itself and the world from America. It's pretty much Loose Change: The Video Game.

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demi · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:06:56 AM »

oh man why did i read that. oh well

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:33:25 AM »

VIC IRELAND'S TERRORSTORM

pilonv1 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2009, 03:51:49 AM »

THE VIC IRELAND DECEPTION

people who believe in the development and protection of a Jewish nation RUNNING THE GAMING WORLD

someone youtube this and i'll send it to alex jones

E-DuB · « **Reply #22 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2009, 01:06:09 AM

Quote from: E-DuB on June 17, 2009, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 17, 2009, 04:37:27 PM
Oh yeah, and at the end of the game: **ZOMGSPOILERS**

spoiler (click to show/hide)
The President announces the end of the "War on Terror", and instead offers a "New World Harmony" where we all get along with each other through a better understanding of different cultures, and mutual respect for each other. And we all lived happily ever after.
[close]

Please tell me you're kidding?

Nope.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Top government officials were working with members of the FBI and Miami PD to launch biological attacks in Miami and frame foreign terrorists so that America would be forced to continue taking a hard-line approach to anti-terrorism, but you exposed them and foiled their evil plot, thus saving America from itself and the world from America. It's pretty much Loose Change: The Video Game.
[close]

Well that sucks. On the upside I thank you for the warning. I guess I'll move on to the new Golgo 13 game

demi · « **Reply #23 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:16:00 PM »

Quote from: a slime appears on June 18, 2009, 10:21:35 AM

Demi, let me know if it has the awesome sights and sounds of Miami.

lol. Yes it looks like the many crack head cabelas all over Miami when I was there

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Author Topic: Let's talk about Miami Law! (Read 1484 times)