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Title: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 02:01:38 PM
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ScienceDaily (June 17, 2009) — Same-sex behavior is a nearly universal phenomenon in the animal kingdom, common across species, from worms to frogs to birds, concludes a new review of existing research.

"It's clear that same-sex sexual behavior extends far beyond the well-known examples that dominate both the scientific and popular literature: for example, bonobos, dolphins, penguins and fruit flies," said Nathan Bailey, the first author of the review paper and a postdoctoral researcher in the Department of Biology at UC Riverside.
There is a caveat, however. The review also reports that same-sex behaviors are not the same across species, and that researchers may be calling qualitatively different phenomena by the same name.
"For example, male fruit flies may court other males because they are lacking a gene that enables them to discriminate between the sexes," Bailey said. "But that is very different from male bottlenose dolphins, who engage in same-sex interactions to facilitate group bonding, or female Laysan Albatross that can remain pair-bonded for life and cooperatively rear young."
Published June 16 in the journal Trends in Ecology & Evolution, the review by Bailey and Marlene Zuk, a professor of biology at UCR, also finds that although many studies are performed in the context of understanding the evolutionary origins of same-sex sexual behavior, almost none have considered its evolutionary consequences.
"Same-sex behaviors—courtship, mounting or parenting—are traits that may have been shaped by natural selection, a basic mechanism of evolution that occurs over successive generations," Bailey said. "But our review of studies also suggests that these same-sex behaviors might act as selective forces in and of themselves."
A selective force, which is a sudden or gradual stress placed on a population, affects the reproductive success of individuals in the population.
"When we think of selective forces, we tend to think of things like weather, temperature, or geographic features, but we can think of the social circumstances in a population of animals as a selective force, too," Bailey said. "Same-sex behavior radically changes those social circumstances, for example, by removing some individuals from the pool of animals available for mating."
Bailey, who works in Zuk's lab, noted that researchers in the field have made significant strides in the past two and a half decades studying the genetic and neural mechanisms that produce same-sex behaviors in individuals, and the ultimate reasons for their existence in populations.
"But like any other behavior that doesn't lead directly to reproduction—such as aggression or altruism—same-sex behavior can have evolutionary consequences that are just now beginning to be considered," he said. "For example, male-male copulations in locusts can be costly for the mounted male, and this cost may in turn increase selection pressure for males' tendency to release a chemical called panacetylnitrile, which dissuades other males from mounting them."

The review paper:
Examines work done to test hypotheses about the origins of same-sex behavior in animals.
Provides a framework for categorizing same-sex behavior, for example, is it adaptive, not adaptive, occurs often, infrequently?
Discusses what has been discovered about the genetics of same-sex behavior, especially in the model organism, the fruit fly Drosophila, and in human beings.
Examines connections between human sexual orientation research, and research on non-human animals, and highlights promising avenues of research in non-human systems.
The reviewers expected the research papers they read for their article would give them a better understanding of the degree to which same-sex behaviors are heritable in animals.
"How important are genes to the expression of these behaviors, compared to environmental factors?" Bailey said. "This is still unknown. Knowing this information would help us better understand how the behaviors evolve, and how they affect the evolution of other traits. It could also help us understand whether they are something that all individuals of a species are capable of, but only some actually express."
Bailey recommends that fellow evolutionary biologists studying same-sex behavior in animals adopt some of the research approaches that have been successful in human studies.
"We have estimates, for example, of the heritability of sexual orientation in humans, but none that I know of in other animals," he said. "Scientists have also targeted locations on the human genome that may contribute to sexual orientation, but aside from the fruit fly, we have no such detailed knowledge of the genetic architecture of same-sex behavior in other animals."
Next in their research, Bailey and Zuk plan to begin experimentally addressing some of the many issues raised in their review.
Said Bailey, "We want to get at this question: what are the evolutionary consequences of these behaviors? Are they important in the evolution of mating behavior, or do they just add extra 'background noise'? We are pursuing work on the Laysan Albatross, in which females form same-sex pairs and rear young together. Same-sex behavior in this species may not be aberrant, but instead can arise as an alternative reproductive strategy."
The UCR Academic Senate funded the one-year study.

:elephant :supergay :elephant
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/06/090616122106.htm

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 17, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Not on evilbore apparently
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 03:01:05 PM
So?? Cannibalism is a widespread phenomenon in the animal kingdom
, does that mean I should go around and eat people's faces?? Or maybe it is ok to eat shit?? I find it kind of sad that people are looking at animal behavior to justify their own actions.

"well a couple of gay monkeys were doing it the other day, so why shouldn't I?"

 :|
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 03:04:25 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Robo on June 17, 2009, 03:06:23 PM
My eyes are rolling so hard it's making me dizzy.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 03:07:51 PM
:lol

You laugh now, but you won't be laughing when the Mcturdy burger comes out!
 :P

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 17, 2009, 03:09:01 PM
you forgot the  :smug castle.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 03:15:02 PM
Homosexuality in other species is pretty complicated though.  For example, whiptail lizards are all female but they alternate between male and female "roles" based on their hormone levels:

(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h120/fallingsilo/Untitled.png)
The top graph shows ovary size and bottom one shows the progesterone "male" hormone in blue and the "female" estradiol hormone in red.  As the levels of those hormones fluctuate, the lizard's "role" changes.

castle, scientists are saying that there is a hormonal or genetic basis for human homosexuality.  Maybe it's not necessary today with us being sentient and everything.

The fact is that animal sexuality is so "unconventional" that if there is a widespread sexual trend like homosexuality, most likely there is a genetic basis for it.  It makes no sense to think that the main reason for homosexuality is because of a genetic defect or because their mothers hugged them too much or something.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
So?? Cannibalism is a widespread phenomenon in the animal kingdom
, does that mean I should go around and eat people's faces?? Or maybe it is ok to eat shit?? I find it kind of sad that people are looking at animal behavior to justify their own actions.

"well a couple of gay monkeys were doing it the other day, so why shouldn't I?"

 :|

OKAY.

The significance of this is in relation to another stupid claim by homophobes that having gay sex is "unnatural" because the point of sex is to preserve and reproduce the species.  The article points out that it is in fact abundant in nature.

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 03:25:52 PM
^^^^^ am nintenho
I keep hearing that line over and over again. Scientists can talk all day long about the gay gene, but they haven't proved it yet.

Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges?? For example, scientists are saying that there is a strong possibility that some people are predisposed to alcoholism and violence through certain genes. Yet, society frowns upon alcoholics and violent people and they tell them to seek help.

That should spark a good debate in a philosophy class.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 17, 2009, 03:34:52 PM
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Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 03:42:03 PM
^^^^^ am nintenho
I keep hearing that line over and over again. Scientists can talk all day long about the gay gene, but they haven't proved it yet.
Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges?? For example, scientists are saying that there is a strong possibility that some people are predisposed to alcoholism and violence through certain genes. Yet, society frowns upon alcoholics and violent people and they tell them to seek help.
That should spark a good debate in a philosophy class.
Well obviously the "gay gene" is in everybody, but there is some other gene or hormone that activates it and that's what makes it very complicated to find.  If homosexual behavior wasn't beneficial for the species, obviously evolution wouldn't favor keeping those genes.  You have to accept that there is a biological basis to it, even if it doesn't do ANYTHING for humans today now that we have fleshlights and internet porn.

Second, homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY.  Alcohol abuse and violence obviously do.  Even if you don't like to see homosexuals kissing or anything, it would make more sense to "frown" on heterosexuals that have too many children because they acted on their urges.

yes, I am a straight guy with a double-standard against straight people..
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 03:50:37 PM
So?? Cannibalism is a widespread phenomenon in the animal kingdom
, does that mean I should go around and eat people's faces?? Or maybe it is ok to eat shit?? I find it kind of sad that people are looking at animal behavior to justify their own actions.

"well a couple of gay monkeys were doing it the other day, so why shouldn't I?"

 :|

OKAY.

The significance of this is in relation to another stupid claim by homophobes that having gay sex is "unnatural" because the point of sex is to preserve and reproduce the species.  The article points out that it is in fact abundant in nature.



I think most of the time when they claim it is unnatural, they are talking about how it is not normally accepted behavior, not because it is not found in nature. Just like eating poop or something like that. I can say it is unnatural, but I don't mean I can't find it in nature (because I can) but because I find it abnormal behavior. But I am sure some people use the term unnatural in the way you describe it.


Aslo, your point about how homosexuality is abundant in nature doesn't mean much. All species are different than each other (duh!!) each one has its own way of surviving, reproducing, and preserving themselves. It is quite possible that some species require some form of homosexuality to continue, but who knows for certain.

That still doesn't mean that the same rules for animals also apply for humans. I can't find a reason how having homosexual relations would benefit the human race. Humans depend on reproduction in order to survive, human homosexuals by default can't reproduce (I am not talking about adoption and other methods).

And some of the examples they use in the article doesn't really qualify as homosexual behavior, and it can be compared to some frats and sororities.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 17, 2009, 03:53:10 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 03:55:43 PM
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I think most of the time when they claim it is unnatural, they are talking about how it is not normally accepted behavior, not because it is not found in nature. Just like eating poop or something like that. I can say it is unnatural, but I don't mean I can't find it in nature (because I can) but because I find it abnormal behavior. But I am sure some people use the term unnatural in the way you describe it.


Aslo, your point about how homosexuality is abundant in nature doesn't mean much. All species are different than each other (duh!!) each one has its own way of surviving, reproducing, and preserving themselves. It is quite possible that some species require some form of homosexuality to continue, but who knows for certain.

That still doesn't mean that the same rules for animals also apply for humans. I can't find a reason how having homosexual relations would benefit the human race. Humans depend on reproduction in order to survive, human homosexuals by default can't reproduce (I am not talking about adoption and other methods).

And some of the examples they use in the article doesn't really qualify as homosexual behavior, and it can be compared to some frats and sororities.

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Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 03:57:17 PM
^^^^^ am nintenho
I keep hearing that line over and over again. Scientists can talk all day long about the gay gene, but they haven't proved it yet.
Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges?? For example, scientists are saying that there is a strong possibility that some people are predisposed to alcoholism and violence through certain genes. Yet, society frowns upon alcoholics and violent people and they tell them to seek help.
That should spark a good debate in a philosophy class.
Well obviously the "gay gene" is in everybody, but there is some other gene or hormone that activates it and that's what makes it very complicated to find.  If homosexual behavior wasn't beneficial for the species, obviously evolution wouldn't favor keeping those genes.  You have to accept that there is a biological basis to it, even if it doesn't do ANYTHING for humans today now that we have fleshlights and internet porn.

Second, homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY.  Alcohol abuse and violence obviously do.  Even if you don't like to see homosexuals kissing or anything, it would make more sense to "frown" on heterosexuals that have too many children because they acted on their urges.

yes, I am a straight guy with a double-standard against straight people..

Ok, let's say that it doesn't hurt anybody (I don't think that is true), by default, does it benefit society?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 03:57:52 PM
Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges??

What's wrong with sex between two consenting adults in their bedroom? No one is getting harmed in the process.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 04:07:48 PM
Well obviously the "gay gene" is in everybody, but there is some other gene or hormone that activates it and that's what makes it very complicated to find.  If homosexual behavior wasn't beneficial for the species, obviously evolution wouldn't favor keeping those genes.  You have to accept that there is a biological basis to it, even if it doesn't do ANYTHING for humans today now that we have fleshlights and internet porn.
Second, homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY.  Alcohol abuse and violence obviously do.  Even if you don't like to see homosexuals kissing or anything, it would make more sense to "frown" on heterosexuals that have too many children because they acted on their urges.
yes, I am a straight guy with a double-standard against straight people..
Ok, let's say that it doesn't hurt anybody (I don't think that is true), by default, does it benefit society?
Of course not, humans do a lot of UNNATURAL AND USELESS things though.  We over-populate the world, we eat too much food, we watch too much TV.  We act on our urges.  If homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY, why do you care?  I can understand if you're weirded out everytime your eyes flash across a gay porn thumbnail on spankwire while your junk is hard, but how else could homosexuality EVER affect you even slightly?

I mean, it's pretty clear as far as I can see that the human homosexual behavior is natural and harmless, but obviously it's a very strong urge and not something I would ever expect anybody to totally suppress.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 04:16:16 PM
^^^^^ am nintenho
I keep hearing that line over and over again. Scientists can talk all day long about the gay gene, but they haven't proved it yet.
Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges?? For example, scientists are saying that there is a strong possibility that some people are predisposed to alcoholism and violence through certain genes. Yet, society frowns upon alcoholics and violent people and they tell them to seek help.
That should spark a good debate in a philosophy class.
Well obviously the "gay gene" is in everybody, but there is some other gene or hormone that activates it and that's what makes it very complicated to find.  If homosexual behavior wasn't beneficial for the species, obviously evolution wouldn't favor keeping those genes.  You have to accept that there is a biological basis to it, even if it doesn't do ANYTHING for humans today now that we have fleshlights and internet porn.

Second, homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY.  Alcohol abuse and violence obviously do.  Even if you don't like to see homosexuals kissing or anything, it would make more sense to "frown" on heterosexuals that have too many children because they acted on their urges.

yes, I am a straight guy with a double-standard against straight people..

Ok, let's say that it doesn't hurt anybody (I don't think that is true), by default, does it benefit society?
It benefits society in that homosexuals often take on a caring, supportive role.
Or more concrete homosexuals (at least the gays) like adopting children. They're also great with make-up, hairdressing and designing clothes.

They obviously have some use due to natural selection.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 04:16:42 PM
Second, homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY. 
What about AIDs and Perez Hilton :smug
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 04:18:09 PM
Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges??

What's wrong with sex between two consenting adults in their bedroom? No one is getting harmed in the process.

aahh!! I got carried away! I should have explained it more! While I don't agree with homosexuality, what you do in your house is your business.

People can have gay sex in their houses 24/7 for all I care, but I don't think they should try to tell people to let them have kids.
 You naturally can't conceive kids in a homosexual relationship, unless you get a sperm donor or adopt a kid, but doing that wouldn't make any sense!!

There is a reason why God forbade homosexual relations, because it is not possible for them to reproduce naturally!! If you take two men (or two women) and isolate them from the rest of society they will die and leave behind them nothing!! It is simply physically not possible for them to continue the human race!!

But if you take a man and a woman (fertile) and leave them on an island they will continue the human race by having kids and their kids will have kids, etc.. (It doesn't matter if the whole thing involves incest  :lol, I am talking about the physical aspect).

So, why should I let two homosexual couple have kids when I know that naturally their relationship leads to nowhere in continuing the human race.

P.S. I know some of you might bring up the arguement that there are sterile men and women, but I  will say that under ideal condition they could have kids, but it is not their fault that they can't. That is why I support adoption in their case.


Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 17, 2009, 04:20:16 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl Best thread in weeks.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 04:21:54 PM
Even if there was a genetic basis for homosexuality, does that mean it ok for people act on their urges??

What's wrong with sex between two consenting adults in their bedroom? No one is getting harmed in the process.

aahh!! I got carried away! I should have explained it more! While I don't agree with homosexuality, what you do in your house is your business as long as you don't try to force people to accept these practices.

People can have gay sex in their houses 24/7 for all I care, but I don't think they should try to tell people to accept their relationships.

 You naturally can't conceive kids in a homosexual relationship, unless you get a sperm donor or adopt a kid, but doing that wouldn't make any sense!!

There is a reason why God forbade homosexual relations, because it is not possible for them to reproduce naturally!! If you take two men (or two women) and isolate them from the rest of society they will die and leave behind them nothing!! It is simply physically not possible for them to continue the human race!!

But if you take a man and a woman (fertile) and leave them on an island they will continue the human race by having kids and their kids will have kids, etc.. (It doesn't matter if the whole thing involves incest  :lol, I am talking about the physical aspect).

So, why should I let two homosexual couple have kids when I know that naturally their relationship leads to nowhere in continuing the human race.

P.S. I know some of you might bring up the arguement that there are sterile men and women, but I  will say that under ideal condition they could have kids, but it is not their fault that they can't. That is why I support adoption in their case.



Ah now it becomes clear.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 17, 2009, 04:22:08 PM
What's up with all this bitching about being forced to "accept" gay relationships?

Can people honestly not think of a heterosexual marriage they disapprove of?  I almost gave a toast at a wedding I thoroughly opposed, but I wasn't going to challenge its legal status on that basis.

Suck it up, bitches.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 04:24:09 PM
What's up with all this bitching about being forced to "accept" gay relationships?

Can people honestly not think of a heterosexual marriage they disapprove of?  I almost gave a toast at a wedding I thoroughly opposed, but I wasn't going to challenge its legal status on that basis.

Suck it up, bitches.

Gay people can have relationships and get married all they want, I don't care, but I don't support them having kids.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 04:24:31 PM
There is a reason why God forbade homosexual relations, because it is not possible for them to reproduce naturally!!

logic + religion = ???
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 04:25:34 PM
There is a reason why God forbade homosexual relations, because it is not possible for them to reproduce naturally!!

logic + religion = ???
Right and wrong = reproduction ?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 17, 2009, 04:28:32 PM
I am talking about forcing people to accept the benefits of being in a relationship.
wat
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 04:29:42 PM
i am dying at that quote so much
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 04:30:07 PM
If you maroon two people on an island, the last goal they would should have is popping out babies.

In the western, industrialized world there is no reason to oppose homosexual behavior (that I can imagine).

What's up with all this bitching about being forced to "accept" gay relationships?
Can people honestly not think of a heterosexual marriage they disapprove of?  I almost gave a toast at a wedding I thoroughly opposed, but I wasn't going to challenge its legal status on that basis.
Suck it up, bitches.
I am talking about forcing people to accept the benefits of being in a relationship. Gay people can have relationships and get married all they want, I don't care, but I don't support them having kids.
Being a spouse and being a parent are totally different things.  It's convenient not to be a single parent and people often live with their spouses.  That's why it makes sense to allow the homosexual couples to adopt children and to share custody in the event of a divorce.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 04:30:13 PM
I am talking about forcing people to accept the benefits of being in a relationship.
wat

benefit=that they should have kids      It depends on how you see it. Some see it as a curse  ::)
let me take it out.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 04:31:12 PM
I am talking about forcing people to accept the benefits of being in a relationship.
wat

that they should have kids
Let them rot and starve in shelters!!!!!!! That's what Jesus would do!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 17, 2009, 04:31:54 PM
We don't need any more kids. fegs or overpopulation, dude, something has to give.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 04:32:43 PM
"You naturally can't conceive kids in a homosexual relationship, unless you get a sperm donor or adopt a kid, but doing that wouldn't make any sense!!"

But following to "God" is much more convienient

oooomg this thread is so funny
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 17, 2009, 04:35:03 PM
Wait, who is being forced to accept kids?

We're talking about allowing gay couples to have kids, not foisting a baby on to them after the honeymoon.

Unless you mean forcing Bible-thumpers to accept the fact that homos are raising children.  In which case I'd like to reiterate "suck it up bitches".
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 04:37:26 PM
I thought castle007 supports beating wives, what does he care about heterosexual relationships
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 04:38:21 PM
I just woke up. Forgive me.


While I don't agree with homosexuality, what you do in your house is your business as long as you don't try to force people to accept these practices.


Who's forcing you to accept anything?


People can have gay sex in their houses 24/7 for all I care, but I don't think they should try to tell people to accept their relationships.

I can only assume you mean society as a whole. Society doesn't have to bless a gay marriage, but it shouldn't deny people the right to that marriage.
You naturally can't conceive kids in a homosexual relationship, unless you get a sperm donor or adopt a kid, but doing that wouldn't make any sense!!

Many lesbian couples have children through sperm donors and many other homosexuals adopt. I don't know why this doesn't make sense to you. Why can't two women, for example, be attracted to each other while wanting children? And why can't they provide a nurturing, loving home?


There is a reason why God forbade homosexual relations, because it is not possible for them to reproduce naturally!! If you take two men (or two women) and isolate them from the rest of society they will die and leave behind them nothing!! It is simply physically not possible for them to continue the human race!!


There are nearly seven billion people; I don't think the human race has anything to worry about.


But if you take a man and a woman (fertile) and leave them on an island they will continue the human race by having kids and their kids will have kids, etc.. (It doesn't matter if the whole thing involves incest  :lol, I am talking about the physical aspect).


If all but two humans are left, the human race is doomed. A species can't survive that kind of genetic bottle neck.

So, why should I let two homosexual couple have kids when I know that naturally their relationship leads to nowhere in continuing the human race.

This is a non-sequitur. In the actual real world--not in some hypothetical island involving two isolated individuals--the human race is not on the brink of extinction. And in the real world, there are sperm banks and there are many children that need to be adopted. You need to provide reasons why homosexual couples are unfit to raise children.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: OptimoPeach on June 17, 2009, 04:38:38 PM
^Victory to the atheist scientists
Title: Naturally he'd approve of bear/cub couplings
Post by: Mandark on June 17, 2009, 04:39:49 PM
I thought castle007 supports beating wives, what does he care about heterosexual relationships

For hetero couples, the roles are easily defined.

If it's two dudes of roughly the same size, how can you tell who should does the beating and who gets beat?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 04:41:32 PM
smh at the picking and choosing of convenient Jesus teachings to adhere to. Examples:

http://isv.scripturetext.com/matthew/19.htm (http://isv.scripturetext.com/matthew/19.htm)

Quote from: Jesus
I tell you that whoever divorces his wife, except for sexual immorality, and marries another woman commits adultery.
divorce

Quote from: Jesus
It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven.
being rich

SMH
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 04:42:46 PM
I thought castle007 supports beating wives, what does he care about heterosexual relationships
For hetero couples, the roles are easily defined.
If it's two dudes of roughly the same size, how can you tell who should does the beating and who gets beat?
So that's why gays always go to the gym..
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 17, 2009, 04:46:04 PM
There's a completely apocryphal story that there was an "Eye of the Needle" gate in Jerusalem which was slightly narrower than the other entrance to the city, so an overburdened donkey would need to be relieved of a couple items.

Basically it was a way to ignore that part of the Bible and tell people "he really meant a rich person should give a bit to charity, rather than being completely greedy."  I think it was/is widely taught in British boarding schools.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 04:46:41 PM
Kestastrophe, Castle is Muslim.

As a kid I never understood why "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of Heaven." Let's say a researcher became rich by finding a cure for a major disease and subsequently donated 90% of his wealth to various charities. But he's still rich. Does that mean even though he alleviated human suffering, he won't go to heaven because he also became wealthy?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 04:49:35 PM
Castle is Muslim.
woops :teehee

I had him pegged as a Christian fundamentalist.

anyways, I don't think the Bible makes much sense if taken literally.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 04:50:05 PM
Castle is Muslim.
woops :teehee

I had him pegged as a Christian fundamentalist.
Fundamentalists look alike.
Title: God just didn't expect the book to stay in circulation so long
Post by: Mandark on June 17, 2009, 04:53:29 PM
Malek:  Well, nobody was getting rich through curing diseases back when the book was written.  The economy was a Malthusian zero-sum game and pretty much all the wealthy people got that way through the conquest and subjugation of their fellow man.
Title: Re: God just didn't expect the book to stay in circulation so long
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 04:58:20 PM
Malek:  Well, nobody was getting rich through curing diseases back when the book was written.  The economy was a Malthusian zero-sum game and pretty much all the wealthy people got that way through the conquest and subjugation of their fellow man.

So you're saying Jesus' teachings are limited to a particular time and place.  :)

I'd still imagine--outside of the slave traders, rich landowners, etc--some people were making money through semi-ethical means. Yet they were banished from the Kingdom of Heaven!  :(
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 17, 2009, 05:08:34 PM
well he didn't say it was impossible for wealthy man to get into heaven.

he just said it's about as hard as a camel going through the eye of a needle.  :smug

I guess we had some pretty big needles back then. Or maybe some really small camels.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 05:09:43 PM
Or it was absurdly easy back then and Jesus was a sarcastic capitalist?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
well he didn't say it was impossible for wealthy man to get into heaven.

he just said it's about as hard as a camel going through the eye of a needle.  :smug

I guess we had some pretty big needles back then. Or maybe some really small camels.

are you sure Jesus said that?? Is it a quote from the bible?

to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:16:13 PM
I thought castle007 supports beating wives, what does he care about heterosexual relationships

no I don't  :maf

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 05:19:23 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Herr Mafflard on June 17, 2009, 05:21:35 PM

are you sure Jesus said that?? Is it a quote from the bible?

Dunno' - I wasn't there at the time it was said. Could be a misquote.

I heard journalism standards back then were really wanting. Something about articles not having sufficient evidence to support the theories they put forward.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:32:15 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.


no

1) Mohammad couldn't read or write. It is a fact. He definitely didn't just make it up in his mind and then told people to write it because his way of speech is completely different than that of the quran and it is simply not possible. The literary aspects of the Quran make it impossible for Mohammad to have made it up.

2) It is not possible that someone wrote the book for him because if that was the case then his enemies would have found out. They were trying their best to sabotage him and they would use every bit of information they have. they never found out how Mohammad was able to get the suras from the Quran and they even marveled at them.
3) So who wrote it?? ......
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 05:32:55 PM
so castle, why don't you poke your head in the "Skin Flute" thread :teehee

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30687.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30687.0)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:35:38 PM
so castle, why don't you poke your head in the "Skin Flute" thread :teehee

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30687.0 (http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=30687.0)

 :lol :lol

I am so confused!! Are they talking about flutes or dicks?   :-\
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 05:36:59 PM
You know, I hear wife-beating is also pretty common occurring phenomenon in the animal kingdom.


edit: goddamn it, demi
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tieno on June 17, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.


no

1) Mohammad couldn't read or write. It is a fact. He definitely didn't just make it up in his mind and then told people to write it because his way of speech is completely different than that of the quran and it is simply not possible. The literary aspects of the Quran make it impossible for Mohammad to have made it up.

2) It is not possible that someone wrote the book for him because if that was the case then his enemies would have found out. They were trying their best to sabotage him and they would use every bit of information they have. they never found out how Mohammad was able to get the suras from the Quran and they even marveled at them.
3) So who wrote it?? ......
Not god
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 17, 2009, 05:42:11 PM
What an amazing coincidence that castle's rigorous historiographical vetting just happens to confirm the validity of an ancient historical text which he was raised to believe in!

Miracles really do happen!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 05:43:14 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.


no

1) Mohammad couldn't read or write. It is a fact. He definitely didn't just make it up in his mind and then told people to write it because his way of speech is completely different than that of the quran and it is simply not possible. The literary aspects of the Quran make it impossible for Mohammad to have made it up.

2) It is not possible that someone wrote the book for him because if that was the case then his enemies would have found out. They were trying their best to sabotage him and they would use every bit of information they have. they never found out how Mohammad was able to get the suras from the Quran and they even marveled at them.
3) So who wrote it?? ......

And how do you know for a fact that Muhammad was illiterate? He worked as a merchant at a time when numbers were written out fully in words. He couldn't have been illiterate while working in a profession that required literacy.

Which is easier to believe: he lied about being illiterate or there was an error in the Koran or he actually spoke with an all-powerful supernatural being?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:47:12 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.


no

1) Mohammad couldn't read or write. It is a fact. He definitely didn't just make it up in his mind and then told people to write it because his way of speech is completely different than that of the quran and it is simply not possible. The literary aspects of the Quran make it impossible for Mohammad to have made it up.

2) It is not possible that someone wrote the book for him because if that was the case then his enemies would have found out. They were trying their best to sabotage him and they would use every bit of information they have. they never found out how Mohammad was able to get the suras from the Quran and they even marveled at them.
3) So who wrote it?? ......
Not god

then who did? Please enlighten me.

Prophet Mohammad's life has been very well documented, and when the quran was revealed it was so far ahead of anything out there and all poetry and literature paled in comaprison and no one has been able to match it to this day!!! No poets or literature experts were able to match the literary aspects of the quran. No one at the time of the prophet had the capabilites to write The Quran!! It simply did not fall in any of the rules of literature!!


Did someone get a time machine from the year 3000 and went back in time?  :lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 05:47:26 PM
Well obviously the "gay gene" is in everybody, but there is some other gene or hormone that activates it and that's what makes it very complicated to find.  If homosexual behavior wasn't beneficial for the species, obviously evolution wouldn't favor keeping those genes.  You have to accept that there is a biological basis to it, even if it doesn't do ANYTHING for humans today now that we have fleshlights and internet porn.
Second, homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY.  Alcohol abuse and violence obviously do.  Even if you don't like to see homosexuals kissing or anything, it would make more sense to "frown" on heterosexuals that have too many children because they acted on their urges.
yes, I am a straight guy with a double-standard against straight people..
Ok, let's say that it doesn't hurt anybody (I don't think that is true), by default, does it benefit society?
Of course not, humans do a lot of UNNATURAL AND USELESS things though.  We over-populate the world, we eat too much food, we watch too much TV.  We act on our urges.  If homosexuality doesn't hurt ANYBODY, why do you care?  I can understand if you're weirded out everytime your eyes flash across a gay porn thumbnail on spankwire while your junk is hard, but how else could homosexuality EVER affect you even slightly?

I mean, it's pretty clear as far as I can see that the human homosexual behavior is natural and harmless, but obviously it's a very strong urge and not something I would ever expect anybody to totally suppress.

When am nintendo is making more sense than you, it's at that point you know you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 05:50:15 PM

Prophet Mohammad's life has been very well documented, and when the quran was revealed it was so far ahead of anything out there and all poetry and literature paled in comaprison and no one has been able to match it to this day!!!
wat

:piss Shakespeare
:piss other lesser known poets and literaries


Quote from: castle
Did someone get a time machine from the year 3000 and went back in time?  
r u a prophet?  :o
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 05:52:43 PM
Wasn't the Koran not even officially written until several generations after Muhammed died? And up until that point, weren't the teachings spread verbally? What makes you think some random assholes didn't corrupt it?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.


no

1) Mohammad couldn't read or write. It is a fact. He definitely didn't just make it up in his mind and then told people to write it because his way of speech is completely different than that of the quran and it is simply not possible. The literary aspects of the Quran make it impossible for Mohammad to have made it up.

2) It is not possible that someone wrote the book for him because if that was the case then his enemies would have found out. They were trying their best to sabotage him and they would use every bit of information they have. they never found out how Mohammad was able to get the suras from the Quran and they even marveled at them.
3) So who wrote it?? ......

And how do you know for a fact that Muhammad was illiterate? He worked as a merchant at a time when numbers were written out fully in words. He couldn't have been illiterate while working in a profession that required literacy.

Which is easier to believe: he lied about being illiterate or there was an error in the Koran or he actually spoke with an all-powerful supernatural being?

Even western scholars agree that Mohammad was sincere in his message and never deceived and lied to his people. Even the non muslims back them attest to his honesty and that he was illiterate!! If he was literate then people would have found out early in his life when he was a merchant. But no one questioned that fact.

So what if he was illliterate and a merchant?? It is possible to be successfull like that.

Heck, isn't one of the NHL coaches illiterate? How did he manage to run his team for so many years?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 05:54:47 PM

Prophet Mohammad's life has been very well documented, and when the quran was revealed it was so far ahead of anything out there and all poetry and literature paled in comaprison and no one has been able to match it to this day!!!
wat

:piss Shakespeare
:piss other lesser known poets and literaries


Quote from: castle
Did someone get a time machine from the year 3000 and went back in time?  
r u a prophet?  :o

I am talking about Arabic literature!!

How can you compare literature from two different languages? Both are beautiful in their own ways.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Diunx on June 17, 2009, 05:55:52 PM
My dog is always trying to rape me, I'm taking him to church as soon as I can.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on June 17, 2009, 06:02:49 PM
to be honest, many of the things written in the bible reflect the ideals of the writers of the book and not necessarily Jesus.

Are you similarly suspicious of the Koran's authenticity?

the writers of the bible were probably poor and pissed off at rich people (probably the ruling class)


You sound like Nietzsche now, but you're definitely correct.


no

1) Mohammad couldn't read or write. It is a fact. He definitely didn't just make it up in his mind and then told people to write it because his way of speech is completely different than that of the quran and it is simply not possible. The literary aspects of the Quran make it impossible for Mohammad to have made it up.

2) It is not possible that someone wrote the book for him because if that was the case then his enemies would have found out. They were trying their best to sabotage him and they would use every bit of information they have. they never found out how Mohammad was able to get the suras from the Quran and they even marveled at them.
3) So who wrote it?? ......

And how do you know for a fact that Muhammad was illiterate? He worked as a merchant at a time when numbers were written out fully in words. He couldn't have been illiterate while working in a profession that required literacy.

Which is easier to believe: he lied about being illiterate or there was an error in the Koran or he actually spoke with an all-powerful supernatural being?

Even western scholars agree that Mohammad was sincere in his message and never deceived and lied to his people. Even the non muslims back them attest to his honesty and that he was illiterate!! If he was literate then people would have found out early in his life when he was a merchant. But no one questioned that fact.

So what if he was illliterate and a merchant?? It is possible to be successfull like that.

Heck, isn't one of the NHL coaches illiterate? How did he manage to run his team for so many years?

How the hell do you get a job coaching a hockey team and you can't fucking read?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Tauntaun on June 17, 2009, 06:04:43 PM
My dog is always trying to rape me, I'm taking him to church as soon as I can.

(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/4/1/8/4184f2a0d99b09d903775d7a0952bbff.jpg)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:05:12 PM
It's very odd that a man who encouraged his followers to learn to read and write never learned how to read and write himself.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
Notice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?

Examples:

Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.

Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the dead

Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:10:02 PM
Notice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?

Examples:

Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.

Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the dead

Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.



"The holy books are true."

"How do you know that the holy books are true?"

"Because God did this, this and this!"

"How do you know that god did these things."

"Because the holy books are true."
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 06:13:09 PM
I find this a bit ironic

Quote from: Quran
PICKTHAL: Read: And thy Lord is the Most Bounteous,
SHAKIR: Read and your Lord is Most Honorable,

096.004
YUSUFALI: He Who taught (the use of) the pen,-
PICKTHAL: Who teacheth by the pen,
SHAKIR: Who taught (to write) with the pen
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:13:20 PM
It's very odd that a man who encouraged his followers to learn to read and write never learned how to read and write himself.

That is one incredible aspect about Prophet Mohammad! It is fitting that he never did. If he did then people could have easily said that he made up the Quran. He accomplished so much and taught islam despite the fact that he was illiterate!! If that is a miracle then I don't know what is!!


When Gabriel visited Mohammad for the first time, do you know what the first thing God told him through the angel??

He ordered him to read!! And Mohammad kept saying that he couldn't!

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Diunx on June 17, 2009, 06:17:58 PM
It's very odd that a man who encouraged his followers to learn to read and write never learned how to read and write himself.

That is one incredible aspect about Prophet Mohammad! It is fitting that he never did. If he did then people could have easily said that he made up the Quran. He accomplished so much and taught islam despite the fact that he was illiterate!! If that is a miracle then I don't know what is!!


When Gabriel visited Mohammad for the first time, do you know what the first thing God told him through the angel??

He ordered him to read!! And Mohammad kept saying that he couldn't!



lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:19:50 PM

 It is fitting that he never did. If he did then people could have easily said that he made up the Quran.


But I thought the inimitable prose was enough!
Wouldn't he set a better example by learning to read?
Wouldn't he want to make sure his followers were transcribing his words correctly?


When Gabriel visited Mohammad for the first time, do you know what the first thing God told him through the angel??

He ordered him to read!! And Mohammad kept saying that he couldn't!
Again with the circular reasoning. We are arguing whether the Quran's account of Muhammad's illiteracy is correct. You are basically saying the Quran is correct because it is correct.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 06:25:10 PM
Quote from: castle007
When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.
Quote from: castle007
When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.
Quote from: castle007
When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.
Quote from: castle007
When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.
Quote from: castle007
When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.
Quote from: castle007
When you have tried everything you can to try to tell her to stop her rebellious behaviour. (talk to her, let others talk to her, refuse to sleep with her, etc..) and she still hasn't stopped her bahviour, then this "hitting" should be used.

If the hitting isn't supposed to hurt her and it isn't supposed to bruise her, then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

I don't see the problem.

If you follow all these steps in order, then most of the time you shouldn't even resort to hitting. Most of these disputes are solved with the couples talking and that is the very FIRST step.

It makes sense.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM
Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!! When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this (man to a woman or a woman to a man)!  But I never promoted hitting a woman! I even clarified that when I first came to this board right after I was banned!

I guess the word that got me in trouble was hitting! I should have been more careful  :-\
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 06:30:50 PM
a light shove will do the trick!!

She fell down the stairs!

"I fell down the stairs!"
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:33:34 PM
a light shove will do the trick!!

She fell down the stairs!

"I fell down the stairs!"

 ::)

well if she falls down the stairs then that is not a gentle push is it?

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:37:01 PM
If he was literate then people would have found out early in his life when he was a merchant. But no one questioned that fact.


I'm sure people did question him. But that doesn't mean that their accounts were recorded. As they say, history is written by the winners, and Muhammad had total victory in the Arab world. Yes that's trite, but I don't think Muhammad or his followers treated those who questioned him very nicely. There's no reason to believe that their personal accounts would have survived.



So what if he was illliterate and a merchant?? It is possible to be successfull like that.

Heck, isn't one of the NHL coaches illiterate? How did he manage to run his team for so many years?

Our modern numeric system didn't exist at the time. A merchant--dealing with dollars amounts, volumes, measures, and weights--would need to be at least semi-literate unless he wanted to be swindled badly.

Demers could actually read and write a little. But as a coach, he mostly dealt orally with players and scouts. A more analogous situations would be an illiterate general manager who has to put together multi million dollar contracts.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 06:38:31 PM
:lol that quote

i love castle007. best poster on here
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:40:39 PM
:lol that quote

i love castle007. best poster on here

for all the wrong and misunderstood reasons  :'(
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 06:41:27 PM
demi, why doesn't Castle have the tag "gentle pusher" yet?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 06:41:50 PM
because it makes sense
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:43:34 PM
you guys are assholes  :'(
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:44:29 PM
We moved too far off-topic.

Castle, why can't a gay couple raise children? Don't use convoluted hypotheticals!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 06:45:32 PM
you guys are assholes  :'(

we're clearly being rebellious women, it is right as a man to commence the hitting
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:47:07 PM
We moved too far off-topic.

Castle, why can't a gay couple raise children? Don't use convoluted hypotheticals!

I already explained that on the last page
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 06:47:57 PM
Yeah, don't you remember? Allah said no.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 06:48:45 PM
We moved too far off-topic.
Castle, why can't a gay couple raise children? Don't use convoluted hypotheticals!
I already explained that on the last page
yeah, but we pointed out all the problems with that and you still didn't change your opinion.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:50:03 PM
We moved too far off-topic.

Castle, why can't a gay couple raise children? Don't use convoluted hypotheticals!

I already explained that on the last page

I said no convoluted hypotheticals. Look, if two lesbians are the last two people on Earth, no adoption for them (see what I did there?). WE AGREE!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:51:02 PM
We moved too far off-topic.
Castle, why can't a gay couple raise children? Don't use convoluted hypotheticals!
I already explained that on the last page
yeah, but we pointed out all the problems with that and you still didn't change your opinion.

lol what? You are hoping that I change my opinion? Sorry dude, not going to happen  8)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 06:51:32 PM
why would castle change his opinion? it just makes sense
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 06:51:51 PM
Changing opinion is for inferior women and infidels.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 06:56:09 PM
Let me be more explicit: In you hypotheticals, reproductive technology is not available. But in the real world, it is! Why can't gay people--in the real world--use this technology to have children of their own?

In your hyptheticals there are no children without homes. But in the real world, there are! Why can't gay people--in the real world--adopt these children?

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 07:02:25 PM
Changing opinion is for inferior women and infidels.

I hate these sort of threads, but let me just correct one thing:
 "Infidel" was used by the crusaders against the Muslims/Jews [ and evidently against Non-European Christians]. There's no such word for non-believers in Islam.

"Kuf'r" means :
To Reject/Deny

So please people, for the love of GOD, stop attaching that word to Islam.

You can all go back to your partisan politics now.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 07:08:17 PM
Changing opinion is for inferior women and infidels.

I hate these sort of threads, but let me just correct one thing:
 "Infidel" was used by the crusaders against the Muslims/Jews [ and evidently against Non-European Christians]. There's no such word for non-believers in Islam.

"Kuf'r" means :
To Reject/Deny

So please people, for the love of GOD, stop attaching that word to Islam.

You can all go back to your partisan politics now.

Infidel is obviously an English word, but it means roughly the the same thing as kuf'r. Posters on a forum populated by English speakers are not going to use the Arabic word, but instead its English equivalent. Don't get your panties in a knot.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
We moved too far off-topic.
Castle, why can't a gay couple raise children? Don't use convoluted hypotheticals!
I already explained that on the last page
yeah, but we pointed out all the problems with that and you still didn't change your opinion.

lol what? You are hoping that I change my opinion? Sorry dude, not going to happen  8)

cool dude  8)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Bildi on June 17, 2009, 07:10:37 PM
Plus, who doesn't like to yell "INFIDEL!"?  It's just too awesome a word to pass up.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Bildi on June 17, 2009, 07:14:37 PM
yeah, but we pointed out all the problems with that and you still didn't change your opinion.

Opinions heavily founded in dogma will never be changed by simple logic.  I'm a little surprised you'd think that.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:24:36 PM
Let me be more explicit: In you hypotheticals, reproductive technology is not available. But in the real world, it is! Why can't gay people--in the real world--use this technology to have children of their own?

In your hyptheticals there are no children without homes. But in the real world, there are! Why can't gay people--in the real world--adopt these children?



So because we have the technology we should allow them??

And as for adopting, you can't solve a problem by creating another problem. If you allow gay people to adopt kids, these kids will grow up in environments less ideal than that of a good heterosexual couple!!

These kids will be ridiculed all the time and they will face so much rejection and suffer psychological damage.

They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other. A kid needs both masculine and feminine nurturing. While a gay couple can try to provide that environment it will never be enough because they will simply retain the masculine/feminine part of their personality, whether it is the physical appearance, the voice, the interaction, etc... It would just confuse the hell out of the kid.


Instead of saying "Oh no, there are so many orphans!! We should give them to gay couples" we should concentrate on the reason why these kids became orphans in the first place. We need to educate people about the dangers of unsafe sex (especially teenagers), tell them to wait until they are a little more older and wiser. We should educate couples about the beauties of the having kids and raising them. It is sad that some people now prefer having dogs over kids!! We need to solve these problems, and we need to make the adoption process easier for people!! A lot of people are just overwhelmed by the whole process!!

Since I believe that being in a gay relationship leads to nowhere, why should we allow them to adopt children instead of fixing the problems that lead these kids being orphans??

You can't fix a problem by adding more problems
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
Changing opinion is for inferior women and infidels.

I hate these sort of threads, but let me just correct one thing:
 "Infidel" was used by the crusaders against the Muslims/Jews [ and evidently against Non-European Christians]. There's no such word for non-believers in Islam.

"Kuf'r" means :
To Reject/Deny

So please people, for the love of GOD, stop attaching that word to Islam.

You can all go back to your partisan politics now.

also, the term "Holy War" doesn't even exist in Islam. It was also started by the crusaders
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 07:26:38 PM
They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other.
:lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 07:31:30 PM
WOW that post just threw me for a loop

I love it
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 07:32:05 PM
So because we have the technology we should allow them??

yes???!?!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:32:13 PM
And as for adopting, you can't solve a problem by creating another problem. If you allow gay people to adopt kids, these kids will grow up in environments less ideal than that of a good heterosexual couple!!

These kids will be ridiculed all the time and they will face so much rejection and suffer psychological damage.

Yeah, they'd be ridiculed for being seen as "strange." If it's accepted as normal, then suddenly there's much less ridicule.

They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other. A kid needs both masculine and feminine nurturing. While a gay couple can try to provide that environment it will never be enough because they will simply retain the masculine/feminine part of their personality, whether it is the physical appearance, the voice, the interaction, etc... It would just confuse the hell out of the kid.

What the hell are you talking about?

Excuse me, Jahannam.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:32:20 PM
They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other.
:lol

I don't mean that in the corny "you complete me" way!! There needs to be a balance in the household that will create equality and you need opposites to do that. You need the masculine side and you need the feminie side, these sides complete each other when they raise a child, because each part helps in raising the child in their own way.

I know this sounds lame, but look at a magnet. Opposites attract, same sides create friction and can never settle.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 07:33:29 PM
what will the child think when he sees daddy beating up mommy?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 07:34:08 PM
I know this sounds lame, but look at a magnet. Opposites attract, same sides create friction and can never settle.
i always wondered

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Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:34:24 PM
They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other.
:lol

I don't mean that in the corny "you complete me" way!! There needs to be a balance in the household that will create equality and you need opposites to do that. You need the masculine side and you need the feminie side, these sides complete each other when they raise a child, because each part helps in raising the child.

I know this sounds lame, but look at a magnet. Opposites attract, same sides create friction and can never settle.

So you're saying that gay people can't be happy with each other, and your example is the interaction between lumps of magnetized iron.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 07:34:32 PM
So because we have the technology we should allow them??


you skirted my question.



And as for adopting, you can't solve a problem by creating another problem. If you allow gay people to adopt kids, these kids will grow up in environments less ideal than that of a good heterosexual couple!!


Why are they less than ideal? Many heterosexual homes--like the one I grew up in--are less than ideal.



These kids will be ridiculed all the time and they will face so much rejection and suffer psychological damage.


Kids are ridiculed all the time. Some kids are ridiculed for having different religions, like Islam! Maybe parents shouldn't be allowed to have exotic religions lest kids make fun of their children! (see what i did there?)

And part of the reason they'll be ridiculed is because of closed minded, dogmatic fools like you condemning behavior simply because it's forbidden by your Holy Books!


Instead of saying "Oh no, there are so many orphans!! We should give them to gay couples" we should concentrate on the reason why these kids became orphans in the first place. We need to educate people about the dangers of unsafe sex (especially teenagers), tell them to wait until they are a little more older and wiser. We should educate couples about the beauties of the having kids and raising them. It is sad that some people now prefer having dogs over kids!! We need to solve these problems, and we need to make the adoption process easier for people!! A lot of people are just overwhelmed by the whole process!!

Since I believe that being in a gay relationship leads to nowhere, why should we allow them to adopt children instead of fixing the problems that lead these kids being orphans??

You can't fix a problem by adding more problems

It's a good idea to try to prevent problems before they happen. But, in the real world again, children need parents. And none of what you wrote indicates that gay couples would make inferior parents.

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 07:34:59 PM
castle makes sense. opposites attract. you obviously cant put a penis in a penis
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 07:36:30 PM

So you're saying that gay people can't be happy with each other, and your example is the interaction between lumps of magnetized iron.

 :lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:36:51 PM
castle makes sense. opposites attract. you obviously cant put a penis in a penis

Never seen Kids in a Sandbox?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:38:14 PM

Yeah, they'd be ridiculed for being seen as "strange." If it's accepted as normal, then suddenly there's much less ridicule.

What the hell are you talking about?

Excuse me, Jahannam.

This is the problem with many societies, they can't even solve their own problems so they take the easier way and make everything acceptable.


And about the second part, if a gay parent wants to provide feminine nurturing, he will always retain a part of his masculinity (voice, appearance, etc..) and it wouldn't be enough. It would never equal the amount of love that a caring mother would give.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
This is the problem with many societies, they can't even solve their own problems so they take the easier way and make everything acceptable.

Seriously, we can't even solve our problems of black people and homosexuals, so we make them acceptable and don't stone and enslave them. Why can't we learn.


And about the second part, if a gay parent wants to provide feminine nurturing, he will always retain a part of his masculinity (voice, appearance, etc..) and it wouldn't be enough. It would never equal the amount of love that a caring mother would give.

I'm sure plenty of single fathers would agree with you!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
do you assume all gay people have feminine voices? lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 07:40:14 PM
forgot this part


They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other. A kid needs both masculine and feminine nurturing. While a gay couple can try to provide that environment it will never be enough because they will simply retain the masculine/feminine part of their personality, whether it is the physical appearance, the voice, the interaction, etc... It would just confuse the hell out of the kid.



There's no psychological evidence for your assertions. Plenty of boys are raised in single-family homes by their mothers. These boys aren't any more "feminine" on average than boys raised in two parent homes.

And children can find role models in other places, through teachers, aunts and uncles, siblings, etc.

To be consistent, you would make single family homes illegal?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
This is the problem with many societies, they can't even solve their own problems so they take the easier way and make everything acceptable.
:american


It would never equal the amount of love that a caring mother would give.
::)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:41:29 PM
This is the problem with many societies, they can't even solve their own problems so they take the easier way and make everything acceptable.

Seriously, we can't even solve our problems of black people and homosexuals, so we make them acceptable and don't stone and enslave them. Why can't we learn.


And about the second part, if a gay parent wants to provide feminine nurturing, he will always retain a part of his masculinity (voice, appearance, etc..) and it wouldn't be enough. It would never equal the amount of love that a caring mother would give.

I'm sure plenty of single fathers would agree with you!

don't ever compare blacks to gays!! It is degrading to the struggle of blacks

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 07:42:25 PM
what will the child think when he sees daddy beating up mommy?

"Well, it's her own fault for bleeding on daddy's fists"
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 07:43:24 PM
Argh! Defeated by sense!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 07:44:37 PM
what will the child think when he sees daddy beating up mommy?

he will wish daddy had beat her with a magnet, apparently
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 07:45:08 PM
Changing opinion is for inferior women and infidels.

I hate these sort of threads, but let me just correct one thing:
 "Infidel" was used by the crusaders against the Muslims/Jews [ and evidently against Non-European Christians]. There's no such word for non-believers in Islam.

"Kuf'r" means :
To Reject/Deny

So please people, for the love of GOD, stop attaching that word to Islam.

You can all go back to your partisan politics now.

Infidel is obviously an English word, but it means roughly the the same thing as kuf'r. Posters on a forum populated by English speakers are not going to use the Arabic word, but instead its English equivalent. Don't get your panties in a knot.

Infidelity. Is not the same as Rejection, not in a million years. Does the catholic church refer to non-believers as "infidels"? Would the Pope say that? I mean, surely it's the equalivent of "Kuf'r- i.e.Rejection", so it's not that bad, right?

But whatever, fine, keep putting words where they don't belong.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
don't ever compare blacks to gays!! It is degrading to the struggle of blacks

Screw you! Blacks are every bit as inferior as gays!  :maf
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:47:05 PM
don't ever compare blacks to gays!! It is degrading to the struggle of blacks

You're right. Blacks only got enslaved and sold in the Muslim world. Gays got stoned.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:48:31 PM
forgot this part


They will grow up with parents who don't complete each other. A kid needs both masculine and feminine nurturing. While a gay couple can try to provide that environment it will never be enough because they will simply retain the masculine/feminine part of their personality, whether it is the physical appearance, the voice, the interaction, etc... It would just confuse the hell out of the kid.



There's no psychological evidence for your assertions. Plenty of boys are raised in single-family homes by their mothers. These boys aren't any more "feminine" on average than boys raised in two parent homes.

And children can find role models in other places, through teachers, aunts and uncles, siblings, etc.

To be consistent, you would make single family homes illegal?

no, it is obviously possible for children to grow up normally with one parent. But it can have consequences in the long run! If the kid is raised by a mother and he doesn't have any masculine influence around him there would be a chance that he will turn out to be gay, especially if that remains to be the case during his teenage years.

But I feel bad for single family parents, because they would have to do double the effort to raise their kids.


But I still don't agree with allowing gays/lesbians to adopt!!   ;)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 07:48:41 PM
veidt: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=infidel

    (in Muslim use) a person who does not accept the Islamic faith; kaffir.

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:49:26 PM
no, it is obviously possible for children to grow up normally with one parent. But it can have consequences in the long run! If the kid is raised by a mother and he doesn't have any masculine influence around him there would be a chance that he will turn out to be gay, especially if that remains to be the case during his teenage years.

OH NO!!!! WHAT WILL WE DO!?!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Bildi on June 17, 2009, 07:49:58 PM
If the kid is raised by a mother and he doesn't have any masculine influence around him there would be a chance that he will turn out to be gay, especially if that remains to be the case during his teenage years.

Dude...
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 07:50:28 PM
Quote
If the kid is raised by a mother and he doesn't have any masculine influence around him there would be a chance that he will turn out to be gay, especially if that remains to be the case during his teenage years.

yeah, there's no proof for that

on the other hand, the kid might develop real fashion sense

i blame my consistently awful haircuts on my dad's lack of regular sodomy
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 07:50:39 PM
yeah, but we pointed out all the problems with that and you still didn't change your opinion.
Opinions heavily founded in dogma will never be changed by simple logic.  I'm a little surprised you'd think that.
I was being sarcastic..

I don't mean that in the corny "you complete me" way!! There needs to be a balance in the household that will create equality and you need opposites to do that. You need the masculine side and you need the feminie side, these sides complete each other when they raise a child, because each part helps in raising the child in their own way.
I know this sounds lame, but look at a magnet. Opposites attract, same sides create friction and can never settle.
Most parents despise taking gender roles. :lol

Also there was a study showing that the parents' anal sex magnetism has no apparent effect on the happiness of the children.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 07:51:37 PM
If the kid is raised by a mother and he doesn't have any masculine influence around him there would be a chance that he will turn out to be gay
Why didn't science think of that? :smug
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:51:41 PM
no, it is obviously possible for children to grow up normally with one parent. But it can have consequences in the long run! If the kid is raised by a mother and he doesn't have any masculine influence around him there would be a chance that he will turn out to be gay, especially if that remains to be the case during his teenage years.

OH NO!!!! WHAT WILL WE DO!?!

I know this gay guy and I always wondered what factors contributed to him being gay. It turns out that he was raised by his mom and his sisters....
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 07:51:48 PM
don't ever compare blacks to gays!! It is degrading to the struggle of blacks

You're right. Blacks only got enslaved and sold in the Muslim world. Gays got stoned.

Muhammad's adopted son was East African. ARAB world does not equal Islam.  
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:52:38 PM
What if a man has four wives? Wouldn't that be like four times the feminine influence? Those families must be popping out gay babies left and right.


Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 07:53:04 PM
you should probably keep wondering

gay != femininity, despite what oscar wilde might have you think

<3 vikings <3
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 07:53:58 PM
I know this gay guy and I always wondered what factors contributed to him being gay. It turns out that he was raised by his mom and his sisters....

the casual empiricist says: TRUE
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:54:24 PM
don't ever compare blacks to gays!! It is degrading to the struggle of blacks

You're right. Blacks only got enslaved and sold in the Muslim world. Gays got stoned.

Muhammad's adopted son was East African. ARAB world does not equal Islam.  

Veidt, are you a muslim?? If so, why aren't you saying anything about the issue we are talking about? Are you not comfortable discussing it?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:55:39 PM
I know this gay guy and I always wondered what factors contributed to him being gay. It turns out that he was raised by his mom and his sisters....

the casual empiricist says: TRUE

You will all see!! The 2020 Noble Price for Science will go to me!! BWAHAHAHAHAH
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 07:57:32 PM
why do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activity

if i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask them
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:57:42 PM
You will all see!! The 2020 Noble Price for Science will go to me!! BWAHAHAHAHAH

For his paper, "On the Similarity of the Transsgendered to Lightbulbs."
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 07:58:23 PM
veidt: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=infidel

    (in Muslim use) a person who does not accept the Islamic faith; kaffir.



Yes, I am quite aware of the word's association with infidelity in the dictionary. However, my first post clearly, clearly, outlined the error in this instance.  But really, if the word is equal to just "rejection" be it, from a European perspective, why doesn't the Pope use this good, clean word?

In islam, humans don't commit infidelity against faith. They either take it or reject it. A freedom given to them.
Christianity however, they do commit infidelity. It's as simple as that.

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 07:58:52 PM
Veidt, are you a muslim?? If so, why aren't you saying anything about the issue we are talking about? Are you not comfortable discussing it?

I'm a Muslim...

and?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 07:59:30 PM
He's apparently gay.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:00:34 PM
I love seeing you getting gang-raped like this.
He's apparently gay.

:teehee
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 08:01:06 PM
if i ever decide to repent of my filthy degrading heterosexuality and go gay, i want a muslim lover. :drool
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:01:16 PM
don't ever compare blacks to gays!! It is degrading to the struggle of blacks

You're right. Blacks only got enslaved and sold in the Muslim world. Gays got stoned.

Muhammad's adopted son was East African. ARAB world does not equal Islam.  

Veidt, are you a muslim?? If so, why aren't you saying anything about the issue we are talking about? Are you not comfortable discussing it?

Actually Castle, I know who you are.
I don't feel comfortable discussing in these kind of threads. Because it NEVER ends well.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:01:59 PM
He's apparently gay.

yeah, and I think I caught that from other threads! But never made the connection lol

Veidt, what is your take on the issue? you are still avoiding it  :P
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:02:10 PM
Veidt, are you a muslim?? If so, why aren't you saying anything about the issue we are talking about? Are you not comfortable discussing it?

I'm a Muslim...

and?

I love seeing you getting gang-raped like this.

He's apparently gay.

That's impossible. IMPOSSIBLE.

The truth has been uncovered! I'm reporting you!  You infidel!!!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:04:58 PM
What the fuck? I pray 5 times a day and go to Mecca twice a year... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_and_Islam

Quote
Homosexuality and Islam
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

For age-structured homosexuality, see Pederasty in the Middle East.
Quote
The seeming co-relation of pederasty with the rise of Islam has been commented on by modern historians, who see a link between the love of boys and the protective attitude of Islam towards women, leading to their removal from public life, together with the tendency of Sharia law to accommodate within the domain of "private behavior" inevitable activities, as long as they do not interfere with public order.[1]

 :o
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:05:09 PM
yeah, and I think I caught that from other threads! But never made the connection lol

Veidt, what is your take on the issue? you are still avoiding it  :P
The truth has been uncovered! I'm reporting you!  You infidel!!!

What the fuck? I pray 5 times a day and go to Mecca twice a year... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

NEVER.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 17, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
null Hypothesis: Jinfash was raised by a single parent
alternative Hypothesis: Jinfash's dad is a magnet


go go magic data
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:05:27 PM
yeah, and I think I caught that from other threads! But never made the connection lol

Veidt, what is your take on the issue? you are still avoiding it  :P
The truth has been uncovered! I'm reporting you!  You infidel!!!

What the fuck? I pray 5 times a day and go to Mecca twice a year... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

:teehee
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Bildi on June 17, 2009, 08:05:38 PM
I was being sarcastic..

Damn, I totally missed it.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 08:07:35 PM
What if a man has four wives? Wouldn't that be like four times the feminine influence? Those families must be popping out gay babies left and right.
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.
King Solomon had about 700 wives and 300 concubines.  Maybe all gays are his descendants?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:09:03 PM
King Solomon was a pimp.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:09:39 PM
What if a man has four wives? Wouldn't that be like four times the feminine influence? Those families must be popping out gay babies left and right.
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.
King Solomon had about 700 wives and 300 concubines.  Maybe all gays are his descendants?

Nah, Soloman had the masculinity of 1000 men. In Islamic tradition, he could summon armies of eagles to fight Djinn and shit. Dude was badass.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:11:26 PM
haha, I just noticed the News banner  :lol

Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 08:12:38 PM
a truly heterosexual baby would be raised only by masculine men and no queer-rearing invalid females.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:13:53 PM
Veidt, check your pm  ;)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:14:53 PM
I feel dizzy.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 08:14:58 PM
Veidt, check your pm  ;)

terror cell being formed itt.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:16:25 PM
What if a man has four wives? Wouldn't that be like four times the feminine influence? Those families must be popping out gay babies left and right.
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.
King Solomon had about 700 wives and 300 concubines.  Maybe all gays are his descendants?

Nah, Soloman had the masculinity of 1000 men. In Islamic tradition, he could summon armies of eagles to fight Djinn and shit. Dude was badass.

I still think that Tolkien stole Gandalf and Aragorn from us. God knows, Dante stole a whole lot :lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: brawndolicious on June 17, 2009, 08:17:03 PM
Nah, Soloman had the masculinity of 1000 men. In Islamic tradition, he could summon armies of eagles to fight Djinn and shit. Dude was badass.
Well the name of his heir Rehoboam translates to "he who enlarges the people".  It sounds like his polarities might have been mixed up a little.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:17:44 PM
Veidt, check your pm  ;)

uh oh... It's over guys.

Big shit just went down son!!  8)

thought police should be coming any minute
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:18:38 PM
But you're not hearing what I'm trying to say. Everyday, I raise my hands to god, pleading, and beseeching, for him to guide me to the right right path.

And you're refusing to submit to His Will and accept that he has put you down the path of the Hershey Highway. Embrace it and be part of the glories of creation. :angel
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:19:00 PM
Veidt, check your pm  ;)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Nuclear_fireball.jpg/705px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 08:19:15 PM

But you're not hearing what I'm trying to say. Everyday, I raise my hands to god, pleading, and beseeching, for him to guide me to the right right path.

get on your knees and gaze upon my gleaming minaret
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:20:04 PM
veidt: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=infidel

    (in Muslim use) a person who does not accept the Islamic faith; kaffir.



Yes, I am quite aware of the word's association with infidelity in the dictionary. However, my first post clearly, clearly, outlined the error in this instance.  But really, if the word is equal to just "rejection" be it, from a European perspective, why doesn't the Pope use this good, clean word?


I said infidel was pretty much the equivalent of kaffir; I never said it meant simple rejection. Words have connotations, and both infidel and kaffir have negative ones, suggesting moral disaproval. Rejection is neutral.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:20:16 PM
Polish the Dome of the Rock so that Little Muhammad can rise to Heaven.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:20:26 PM
Dear God, Castle.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 08:21:02 PM
himu arrives, and this thread is now complete
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.  :(
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:21:55 PM
And why is that?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:22:14 PM

But you're not hearing what I'm trying to say. Everyday, I raise my hands to god, pleading, and beseeching, for him to guide me to the right right path.

get on your knees and gaze upon my gleaming minaret

OH MY GOD! WHY WOULD I BE SO ATTRACTED TO YOUR MAGNET POLE?!

GOD? DON'T FORSAKEN ME!

STOP LYING.
CUT HIS HEAD OFF!!
 NOOOWWW!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.  :(

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a taco.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.

So regarding  this post:

Notice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?

Examples:

Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.

Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the dead

Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.



Moses would probably be a mage.

Jesus would be a woman of some sort (at least for the healing part).

What would Muhammed be?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:23:56 PM
Quote from: الله
Jinfash, I order thee to grow a most magnificent beard, so that thou may ticklest the members of your comrades when pleasing them.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 08:24:20 PM
Proles are not chick magnets.  :(


Fixed? :smug
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:24:33 PM
Dear God, Castle.

 :lol :lol :lol

Where have you been?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:25:01 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.  :(

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.

Annihilated!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:26:46 PM
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.

So regarding  this post:

Notice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?

Examples:

Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.

Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the dead

Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.



Moses would probably be a mage.

Jesus would be a woman of some sort (at least for the healing part).

What would Muhammed be?

Gandalf and Aragorn combined.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 08:27:41 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.  :(

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.

Annihilated!

:bow Himuhammed :bow2
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:28:49 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.  :(

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.

Annihilated!

I'm serious. Fucking around with a chick gives off a much better response than complimenting her and saying how pretty she is. Hot chicks are being complimented all day, every day. The last thing she wants to hear is another empty compliment from some dude who wants to massage his mushroom tip in her blow hole.

Pretend like you're not interested. Works like a charm. I'm not shitting you, my friend.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:28:56 PM
Polish the Dome of the Rock so that Little Muhammad can rise to Heaven.

:lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:29:08 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:29:58 PM
lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:30:34 PM
Himu knows all about this. Look, he pretended he wasn't interested in Jinfash, and seconds later Jinfash was begging to stab his scimitar into Himu's Cave of Hira.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:31:00 PM
I have seen that beard before!!!

 :lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:31:43 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

seriously?? Didn't you just recently convert to islam??

Yeah man, didn't you know? Himu gets laid with dudes every night. Total machine.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:32:33 PM
Are you saying that muslims can't puff a peter?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:33:54 PM
Are you saying that muslims can't puff a peter?
only when they're raised by women
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:34:20 PM
This thread is confusing :lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:35:32 PM
Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:35:51 PM
Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

Gross! Family Guy?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:37:41 PM
How was your visit to the hot springs or whatever, curse? Did you get aids?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:38:25 PM
This thread is confusing :lol

Repent. Seek forgiveness. Chase the confusion away.

:lol:lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:39:15 PM
Himu's in a prime location too. Guys passing through that park every day, giving him a wealth of choices.

(http://j.photos.cx/yaranaika-656.jpg)
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 08:39:39 PM
Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

Gross! Family Guy?

See, now THAT would be one gay union that I would totally be opposed to.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I still love you, Cursed. :heart
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Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:41:40 PM
Himu's in a prime location too. Guys passing through that park every day, giving him a wealth of choices.

(http://j.photos.cx/yaranaika-656.jpg)

Hell yeah, brother. You should join me sometime.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:42:36 PM
Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

and I can ask you for a handkerchief and thank you for your hospitality
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:43:32 PM
Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

 ???
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Himu on June 17, 2009, 08:45:04 PM
Do you like your cock being sucked?

Do you like to suck cocks?

There goes your answer!

I've had my dirty cock sucked off by a Mexican once.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Mupepe :-*
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Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:46:04 PM
Hey guys. I'm leaving EB. See you in a few weeks.  This thread hurts my head. :(
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Barry Egan on June 17, 2009, 08:47:01 PM
Hey guys. I'm leaving EB. See you in a few weeks.  This thread hurts my head. :(

ok.  See you Friday!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 08:49:23 PM
Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

I can confirm that this is in fact not gay
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

no, that is totally not gay!! It is actually the ultimate form of manhood.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: demi on June 17, 2009, 08:52:25 PM
don't mess with sense
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 17, 2009, 08:52:48 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!

but himu is regularly raised by men
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 17, 2009, 08:55:04 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!

but himu is regularly raised by men

and lowered, and raised, and lowered, and raised, and lowered
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Bildi on June 17, 2009, 09:06:25 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2009, 12:09:53 AM
I'm bored and waiting for pizza.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!!

But what if it doesn't?

When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this
Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 18, 2009, 12:48:24 AM
I'm bored and waiting for pizza.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!!

But what if it doesn't?

When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this
Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?


well if they can't solve their problems after all these steps, then maybe they should just call it quits.  :lol
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
I'm bored and waiting for pizza.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!!

But what if it doesn't?

When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this
Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?


well if they can't solve their problems after all these steps, then maybe they should just call it quits.  :lol

yeah, because if a "light shove" doesn't solve all your problems, what will?
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 12:56:46 AM
why do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activity

if i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask them

Don't forget the 19th century British Navy.  Rum, buggery, and the lash!
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2009, 01:26:21 AM
why do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activity

if i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask them

Don't forget the 19th century British Navy.  Rum, buggery, and the lash!

They were raised by single mothers. But a "light shove" or light push would have fixed them--well, depending on what kind of shove or push we're talking about.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 01:31:35 AM
Damn press gangs and their uncalibrated jostlings.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on June 18, 2009, 01:35:29 AM
what about a light pen?
Title: I'm *thisclose* to making a "What does YOUR prophet excel in?" spoof thread
Post by: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.



edit:  Also, the second sentence makes it sound like he beat everyone at a giant rap-battle.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: CurseoftheGods on June 18, 2009, 02:17:15 AM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.


Mohammed inscribed the Quran onto a vase? Really? I didn't know that.

Forgive me if I am missing an obvious joke. NyQuil is kicking in.
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 18, 2009, 02:28:22 AM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.


Mohammed inscribed the Quran onto a vase? Really? I didn't know that.

Forgive me if I am missing an obvious joke. NyQuil is kicking in.

potery
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 02:29:23 AM
I bolded the setup!  C'mon!
Title: Re: I'm *thisclose* to making a "What does YOUR prophet excel in?" spoof thread
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2009, 02:30:59 AM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.



edit:  Also, the second sentence makes it sound like he beat everyone at a giant rap-battle.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 18, 2009, 02:34:22 AM
tears are coming down my face
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: Yeti on June 18, 2009, 02:41:48 AM
Veidt, check your pm  ;)

terror cell being formed itt.

love connection being formed itt
Title: Re: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon
Post by: castle007 on June 18, 2009, 10:09:54 AM
I pm'd him about some rituals to drive the homosexual satan out of Jinfash, and replace it with the heterosexual satan.