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Proles are not chick magnets.
Dear God, Castle.
Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PMPoles are not chick magnets. Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.
Poles are not chick magnets.
Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:52:38 PMNow I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.So regarding this post:Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PMNotice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?Examples:Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the deadMohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.Moses would probably be a mage.Jesus would be a woman of some sort (at least for the healing part).What would Muhammed be?
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.
Notice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?Examples:Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the deadMohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.
Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:23:16 PMQuote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PMPoles are not chick magnets. Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.Annihilated!
Polish the Dome of the Rock so that Little Muhammad can rise to Heaven.
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?
Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PMWhat do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?seriously?? Didn't you just recently convert to islam??
Are you saying that muslims can't puff a peter?
Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.
Quote from: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:34:20 PMThis thread is confusing Repent. Seek forgiveness. Chase the confusion away.
This thread is confusing
Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:35:17 PMRelax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro. Gross! Family Guy?
Himu's in a prime location too. Guys passing through that park every day, giving him a wealth of choices.(Image removed from quote.)
Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!
Hey guys. I'm leaving EB. See you in a few weeks. This thread hurts my head.
Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PMWhat do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!
Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:29:08 PMQuote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PMWhat do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!but himu is regularly raised by men
Quotethen it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.Quotethen it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.a light shove will do the trick!!
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.
When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this
I'm bored and waiting for pizza. Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PMQuotethen it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.Quotethen it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.a light shove will do the trick!! But what if it doesn't? Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PMWhen you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?
Quote from: Malek on June 18, 2009, 12:09:53 AMI'm bored and waiting for pizza. Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PMQuotethen it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.Quotethen it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.a light shove will do the trick!! But what if it doesn't? Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PMWhen you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what? well if they can't solve their problems after all these steps, then maybe they should just call it quits.
why do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activityif i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask them
Quote from: Professor Prole on June 17, 2009, 07:57:32 PMwhy do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activityif i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask themDon't forget the 19th century British Navy. Rum, buggery, and the lash!
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.
Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PMMohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.
Quote from: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 01:39:13 AMQuote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PMMohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.Mohammed inscribed the Quran onto a vase? Really? I didn't know that.Forgive me if I am missing an obvious joke. NyQuil is kicking in.
Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PMMohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.edit: Also, the second sentence makes it sound like he beat everyone at a giant rap-battle.
Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:13:53 PMVeidt, check your pm terror cell being formed itt.
Veidt, check your pm
