Author Topic: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon (Read 12523 times)

Oblivion · « **Reply #180 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:24:20 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PM

Proles are not chick magnets.

Fixed?

castle007 · « **Reply #181 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:24:33 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:20:26 PM

Dear God, Castle.

Where have you been?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #182 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:25:01 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:23:16 PM

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.

Annihilated!

Himu · « **Reply #183 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PM »

What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

Veidt · « **Reply #184 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:26:46 PM »

Quote from: Oblivion on June 17, 2009, 08:23:23 PM

Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 07:52:38 PM
Now I'm thinking of this in "feminine influence point multipliers," like it's an RPG.

So regarding this post:

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
Notice how God always sends prophets to people who excel in a certain area, and then He helps the prophets in bringing miracles that amaze these people?

Examples:

Moses: He lived at a time when people excelled in magic and tricks. Miracle: changing rope to snakes, parting of the sea. He challenged the best magicians and they fell short.

Jesus: He lived at a time when people excelled in medicine. Miracle: He cured leprosy, healed the blind and raised the dead

Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

Moses would probably be a mage.

Jesus would be a woman of some sort (at least for the healing part).

What would Muhammed be?

Gandalf and Aragorn combined.

Oblivion · « **Reply #185 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:27:41 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:25:01 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.

Annihilated!

Himuhammed

Himu · « **Reply #186 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:28:49 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:25:01 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:23:16 PM
Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:21:23 PM
Poles are not chick magnets.

Go to a girl and say "your fly is open." and see if that gets more of a response out of her than you obsessing over her on the internet via e-diaries like a distinguished effete fellow.

Annihilated!

I'm serious. Fucking around with a chick gives off a much better response than complimenting her and saying how pretty she is. Hot chicks are being complimented all day, every day. The last thing she wants to hear is another empty compliment from some dude who wants to massage his mushroom tip in her blow hole.

Pretend like you're not interested. Works like a charm. I'm not shitting you, my friend.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #187 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:28:56 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:20:16 PM

Polish the Dome of the Rock so that Little Muhammad can rise to Heaven.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #188 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:29:08 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PM

What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!

Himu · « **Reply #189 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:29:58 PM »

Crushed · « **Reply #190 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:30:34 PM »

Himu knows all about this. Look, he pretended he wasn't interested in Jinfash, and seconds later Jinfash was begging to stab his scimitar into Himu's Cave of Hira.

castle007 · « **Reply #191 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:31:00 PM »

I have seen that beard before!!!

Crushed · « **Reply #192 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:31:43 PM »

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:31:00 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

seriously?? Didn't you just recently convert to islam??

Yeah man, didn't you know? Himu gets laid with dudes every night. Total machine.

Himu · « **Reply #193 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:32:33 PM »

Are you saying that muslims can't puff a peter?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #194 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:32:33 PM

Are you saying that muslims can't puff a peter?

only when they're raised by women

Veidt · « **Reply #195 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:34:20 PM »

This thread is confusing

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #196 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:35:17 PM »

Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

Himu · « **Reply #197 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:35:32 PM »

Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #198 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:35:51 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:35:17 PM

Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

Gross! Family Guy?

Himu · « **Reply #199 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:37:41 PM »

How was your visit to the hot springs or whatever, curse? Did you get aids?

Veidt · « **Reply #200 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Jinfash on June 17, 2009, 08:37:07 PM

Quote from: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:34:20 PM
This thread is confusing

Repent. Seek forgiveness. Chase the confusion away.

:lol

Crushed · « **Reply #201 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:39:15 PM »

Himu's in a prime location too. Guys passing through that park every day, giving him a wealth of choices.

Oblivion · « **Reply #202 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:39:39 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:35:51 PM

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:35:17 PM
Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

Gross! Family Guy?

See, now THAT would be one gay union that I would totally be opposed to.

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I still love you, Cursed.

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Himu · « **Reply #203 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:41:40 PM »

Quote from: Crushed on June 17, 2009, 08:39:15 PM

Himu's in a prime location too. Guys passing through that park every day, giving him a wealth of choices.

(Image removed from quote.)

Hell yeah, brother. You should join me sometime.

castle007 · « **Reply #204 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:42:36 PM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 17, 2009, 08:35:17 PM

Relax, Castle. Why don't you come over to my place? We can watch Family Guy and suck each other's dicks, bro.

and I can ask you for a handkerchief and thank you for your hospitality

castle007 · « **Reply #205 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:43:32 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:35:32 PM

Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

Himu · « **Reply #206 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:45:04 PM »

Do you like your cock being sucked?

Do you like to suck cocks?

There goes your answer!

I've had my dirty cock sucked off by a Mexican once.

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Mupepe

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Veidt · « **Reply #207 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:46:04 PM »

Hey guys. I'm leaving EB. See you in a few weeks. This thread hurts my head.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #208 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:47:01 PM »

Quote from: Veidt on June 17, 2009, 08:46:04 PM

Hey guys. I'm leaving EB. See you in a few weeks. This thread hurts my head.

ok. See you Friday!

demi · « **Reply #209 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:35:32 PM

Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

I can confirm that this is in fact not gay

castle007 · « **Reply #210 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:51:44 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:35:32 PM

Castle, would you say I'm gay if I like a dude suck and lick my penis but I don't like to? After all, I'm not the one with my mouth all over a dude's cock, so I'm definitely not gay!

no, that is totally not gay!! It is actually the ultimate form of manhood.

demi · « **Reply #211 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:52:25 PM »

don't mess with sense

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #212 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:29:08 PM

Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!

but himu is regularly raised by men

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #213 on:** June 17, 2009, 08:55:04 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 17, 2009, 08:52:48 PM

Quote from: Malek on June 17, 2009, 08:29:08 PM
Quote from: Himuro on June 17, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
What do you think about jinfash's relationship with me, castle? I've sucked him off. How do you feel about that?

He feels that this wouldn't have happened if you were raised by men!

but himu is regularly raised by men

and lowered, and raised, and lowered, and raised, and lowered

Bildi · « **Reply #214 on:** June 17, 2009, 09:06:25 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #215 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:09:53 AM »

I'm bored and waiting for pizza.

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM

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then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

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then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!!

But what if it doesn't?

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM

When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this

Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?

castle007 · « **Reply #216 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:48:24 AM »

Quote from: Malek on June 18, 2009, 12:09:53 AM

I'm bored and waiting for pizza.

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM
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then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

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then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!!

But what if it doesn't?

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM
When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this
Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?

well if they can't solve their problems after all these steps, then maybe they should just call it quits.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #217 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:50:43 AM »

Quote from: castle007 on June 18, 2009, 12:48:24 AM

Quote from: Malek on June 18, 2009, 12:09:53 AM
I'm bored and waiting for pizza.

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM
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then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

Quote
then it isn't really the hitting that people picture. It is supposed to be something very very very light.

a light shove will do the trick!!

But what if it doesn't?

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:29:42 PM
When you are mad at the person you love and you want her to snap out of it many people do this
Snap out of what? And, again, if the "light shove" doesn't alter her behavior, then what?

well if they can't solve their problems after all these steps, then maybe they should just call it quits.

yeah, because if a "light shove" doesn't solve all your problems, what will?

Mandark · « **Reply #218 on:** June 18, 2009, 12:56:46 AM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 17, 2009, 07:57:32 PM

why do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activity

if i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask them

Don't forget the 19th century British Navy. Rum, buggery, and the lash!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #219 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:26:21 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 12:56:46 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 17, 2009, 07:57:32 PM
why do male-dominated warrior cultures have such high rates of male homosexual activity

if i knew a practicing viking, spartan, or muslim, i'd ask them

Don't forget the 19th century British Navy. Rum, buggery, and the lash!

They were raised by single mothers. But a "light shove" or light push would have fixed them--well, depending on what kind of shove or push we're talking about.

Mandark · « **Reply #220 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:31:35 AM »

Damn press gangs and their uncalibrated jostlings.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #221 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:35:29 AM »

what about a light pen?

Mandark · « **Reply #222 on:** June 18, 2009, 01:39:13 AM »

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PM

Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.

edit: Also, the second sentence makes it sound like he beat everyone at a giant rap-battle.

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #223 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:17:15 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 01:39:13 AM

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.

Mohammed inscribed the Quran onto a vase? Really? I didn't know that.

Forgive me if I am missing an obvious joke. NyQuil is kicking in.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #224 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:28:22 AM »

Quote from: CurseoftheGods on June 18, 2009, 02:17:15 AM

Quote from: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 01:39:13 AM
Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.

Mohammed inscribed the Quran onto a vase? Really? I didn't know that.

Forgive me if I am missing an obvious joke. NyQuil is kicking in.

potery

Mandark · « **Reply #225 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:29:23 AM »

I bolded the setup! C'mon!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #226 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:30:59 AM »

Quote from: Mandark on June 18, 2009, 01:39:13 AM

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 06:06:56 PM
Mohammad: He lived at a time when people excelled in potery. Miracle: The Quran. He challaneged people to come up with something like it and they failed.

The Koran is a lot more impressive when you realize he inscribed it onto a vase.

edit: Also, the second sentence makes it sound like he beat everyone at a giant rap-battle.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #227 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:34:22 AM »

tears are coming down my face

Yeti · « **Reply #228 on:** June 18, 2009, 02:41:48 AM »

Quote from: Chipopo on June 17, 2009, 08:14:58 PM

Quote from: castle007 on June 17, 2009, 08:13:53 PM
Veidt, check your pm

terror cell being formed itt.

love connection being formed itt

castle007 · « **Reply #229 on:** June 18, 2009, 10:09:54 AM »

I pm'd him about some rituals to drive the homosexual satan out of Jinfash, and replace it with the heterosexual satan.

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Author Topic: Same-sex sexual behavior nearly universal phenomenon (Read 12523 times)