THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: WrikaWrek on June 22, 2009, 12:35:08 AM

Title: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 22, 2009, 12:35:08 AM: As the title says, Erasmus etc

Anyway, i really like her and she really likes me and things are going really well. But come end of august, early September, we will be going through this 10 month experience each.

We've planned already that i will go to her for her birthday in October, but things might get a bit more complicated after that. I'm not worrying that much, sorta divided between "meh, it's gonna be fine" and "tough road ahead" sometimes but i'm keeping a pretty cool head about it.

Anyway, amidst the whole playing around i've done i managed to find a girl i actually care for and we are in sync with each other, and i actually stepped into a relationship which goes against the kind of guy i've been for the last 2 years, and i face this weird challenge.

What says the bore?
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 12:39:19 AM: don't worry, once you get married going for 10 months without sex will seem like NOTHING
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: brawndolicious on June 22, 2009, 12:56:00 AM: Do you mean like Rome and Paris or are you just going to just going to be a couple hours away?
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: ch1nchilla on June 22, 2009, 01:00:13 AM: If you're going to be in Italy for 10 months, you can't be limiting yourself with this relationship jargon. IMO.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 22, 2009, 01:43:01 AM: Temporary separation. It'll hurt more if ya'll think this won't end in tears.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2009, 01:43:09 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 12:39:19 AM
don't worry, once you get married going for 10 months without sex will seem like NOTHING

Why do marry people always lie about this?
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 02:44:09 AM: Quote from: Willco on June 22, 2009, 01:43:09 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 12:39:19 AM
don't worry, once you get married going for 10 months without sex will seem like NOTHING

Why do marry people always lie about this?

yes, alright, i admit it, we're all at it like rabbits.

you just can't have any.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2009, 03:37:47 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 02:44:09 AM
Quote from: Willco on June 22, 2009, 01:43:09 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 12:39:19 AM
don't worry, once you get married going for 10 months without sex will seem like NOTHING

Why do marry people always lie about this?

yes, alright, i admit it, we're all at it like rabbits.

you just can't have any.
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I am not saying that you keep up with the pace that you did when you first met - its hard for new couples to maintain that intensity prior to marriage.

But married people make these jokes as if they don't have sex whatsoever.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Tieno on June 22, 2009, 05:29:55 AM: My brother lived in Japan for 3 years and every girlfriend he had, had a boyfriend in the homecountry. He often complained to me that when a cute girl wants him and he could see a serious relationship with, they usually had a boyfriend waiting for them. In between girlfriends, he has also 'been' with women who had a boyfriend, but felt lonely and wanted affection.

Stuff happens during 10 months when you're in a foreign country.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: drew on June 22, 2009, 05:31:08 AM: kill her and then kill yourself
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 22, 2009, 06:52:07 AM: Quote from: Borys on June 22, 2009, 05:59:34 AM
Tieno's right.

According to real research I've read somewhere (emigration is big problem in Poland) 99% of girls/ women who are working/ studying abroad cheat her boyfriends/ husbands in the first month.

20% cheat in the first week (!!!).

Women are such whores... smh.
Well when they have Polish men like you back at home....
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 07:10:32 AM: Quote from: Kosma on June 22, 2009, 06:41:39 AM
I like those statistics Borys.

Charlie, see you broke up after X years when you saw each other again. You could have been having fun all along abroad instead of waiting for that!

:ninja
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 22, 2009, 10:25:40 AM: I'm 22.

Yeah, probably some french dude is gonna turn her head around. Well, for me what happens in Italy stays in Italy, and whatever to France too.

We'll see.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Tauntaun on June 22, 2009, 10:59:05 AM: Quote from: Kosma on June 22, 2009, 10:44:15 AM
Damn right.

For every guy you suspect she does, you do two guys.

That's right....wait.

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Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 22, 2009, 11:18:35 AM: Quote from: Kosma on June 22, 2009, 10:44:15 AM
Damn right.

For every guy you suspect she does, you do two guys.

(http://www.lazyeights.net/Avion/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Cyanista on June 22, 2009, 11:21:18 AM: Quote from: Borys on June 22, 2009, 05:59:34 AM
Tieno's right.

According to real research I've read somewhere (emigration is big problem in Poland) 99% of girls/ women who are working/ studying abroad cheat her boyfriends/ husbands in the first month.

20% cheat in the first week (!!!).

Women are such whores... smh.

Men would cheat in the first hour if the piece of ass presented itself. Don't hate on women just because men are easy.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 22, 2009, 10:30:11 PM: Borys' research. :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 22, 2009, 10:59:51 PM: Quote from: dcharlie on June 22, 2009, 10:18:25 PM
Also, i found my GF at that time insanely hot - and she'd been a good friend since we were both 11. So i wasn't really interested in looking around - why eat hamburgers when you've got a steak waiting at home?
I know- anal.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Kestastrophe on June 22, 2009, 11:05:23 PM: is this the 16 year old girl from one of your previous threads?
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 22, 2009, 11:06:19 PM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on June 22, 2009, 11:05:23 PM
is this the 16 year old girl from one of your previous threads?

I thought wrika said she was sister to him. I guess she's like one of Brandnew's sisters!
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 22, 2009, 11:06:19 PM: I'm going to agree with Borys, actually. Women attach proximity to infidelity in a way men don't - guys will do the same thing a continent away that they'd do at home.

Again, I can't believe how many women left port with boyfriends and husbands when I set sail the other week - by the fourth day in, those spouses and partners were out of sight and out of mind. I saw a newlywed wife tell a guy that she "wouldn't fuck him... on the first night". By the time we hit our first island, they'd already thoroughly explored each others cabin. Almost all the women I met had boyfriends and still hooked up with people on the ship. I know a guy that hooked up with a mom that had her kid in the same cabin!

Women cheat.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Mandark on June 23, 2009, 02:36:28 AM: Willco: Isn't the more likely explanation that people who go on these cruises are of low moral character?

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Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 23, 2009, 02:41:49 AM: Quote from: Borys on June 23, 2009, 02:33:19 AM
Quote from: Malek on June 22, 2009, 10:30:11 PM
Borys' research. :lol :lol :lol :lol

Truth hurts, huh? Get a leash for your GF otherwise you'll regret it.

I don't know what's funnier: your research or your belief that I have a GF.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 23, 2009, 02:54:09 AM: Quote from: Mandark on June 23, 2009, 02:36:28 AM
Willco: Isn't the more likely explanation that people who go on these cruises are of low moral character?

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But ain't that the truth it's just to get laid, innit?
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Tristam on June 23, 2009, 03:15:02 AM: Damn it I've already been separated from my girlfriend for a month and I won't see her till the end of July. Willco's endorsement of Borys's nonexistent research has somehow induced paranoia.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: WrikaWrek on June 23, 2009, 04:40:41 AM: Quote from: Kestastrophe on June 22, 2009, 11:05:23 PM
is this the 16 year old girl from one of your previous threads?

What, no man.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: demi on June 23, 2009, 07:06:48 AM: Quote from: Tristam on June 23, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
Damn it I've already been separated from my girlfriend for a month and I won't see her till the end of July. Willco's endorsement of Borys's nonexistent research has somehow induced paranoia.

Wont you live in Korea? Just buy a bunny.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2009, 10:13:18 AM: Borys Institute of Womens Studies
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Tauntaun on June 23, 2009, 11:24:59 AM: Quote from: BlueTsunami on June 23, 2009, 10:13:18 AM
Borys Institute of Womens Studies

:borys
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: rodi on June 23, 2009, 12:26:11 PM: She went to Fort Hood, I stayed at Fort Drum. She cheated on me within a month. Distance is a killer. :(
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Tauntaun on June 23, 2009, 01:05:38 PM: Quote from: rodi on June 23, 2009, 12:26:11 PM
She went to Fort Hood, I stayed at Fort Drum. She cheated on me within a month. Distance is a killer. :(

So you're really a dude? :omg

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Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 23, 2009, 01:42:06 PM: Quote from: Tristam on June 23, 2009, 03:15:02 AM
Damn it I've already been separated from my girlfriend for a month and I won't see her till the end of July. Willco's endorsement of Borys's nonexistent research has somehow induced paranoia.

She's already banged someone.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Reb on June 23, 2009, 04:37:04 PM: She will reek of sperm.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Joe Molotov on June 23, 2009, 04:39:00 PM: An entire sports team has probably already run a train on her.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 24, 2009, 05:10:29 AM: Let me smell yo' puss

And if it smells of annihilation, its time to split
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: Tauntaun on June 24, 2009, 03:32:13 PM: [youtube=560,345]ruef7aYCEbc[/youtube]
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: chronovore on June 25, 2009, 01:47:10 AM: Quote from: Cormacaroni on June 22, 2009, 12:39:19 AM
don't worry, once you get married going for 10 months without sex will seem like NOTHING

WORD.

A producer at one of my previous companies, a guy about 6~8 years older than I am, was stunned to hear that I was still getting busy six months after the wedding day. I laughed and thought he was joking. He was an ex-standup-comedian, so it seemed likely. But he had this wistful look that I still remember 12 years later now. He was speaking prophecy.

Yeah, it's not fair to compare the rutting-like-bunnies pre-marriage phase with the post-kids, good-christ-i'm-too-tired-to-move post-childbirth phase, but there should be more middle ground. It's the only frustrating aspect of married life. I never signed on to go from Kosma levels of international lechery (OK, really, probably about 10% of what Kosma appears to do) to the monk-like existence currently held. Remember, it's only celibacy if it's intentional on the part of the practitioner.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 25, 2009, 02:02:18 AM: Marriage sounds pretty awful.
Title: Re: I'm going to Italy, she is going to France
Post by: demi on June 25, 2009, 02:04:55 AM: Let's all just make some very dear friends from Argentina and we'll be ok