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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: T234 on July 11, 2009, 12:39:44 AM

Title: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: T234 on July 11, 2009, 12:39:44 AM
Evilbore: The Movie right here.

Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 11, 2009, 12:42:04 AM
Some guy today was trying to tell me how bad this movie was today, he was like "Dude, it was all gay and had full-frontal male nudity and stuff" and I was like "And?  ???"
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 11, 2009, 01:44:52 AM
Some guy today was trying to tell me how bad this movie was today, he was like "Dude, it was all gay and had full-frontal male nudity and stuff" and I was like "And?  ???"

:lol
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Post by: Tucah on July 11, 2009, 02:07:02 AM
So good.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on July 11, 2009, 04:21:44 AM
If that ending was real and not staged, I am amazed they were not killed.

BTW I saw this in Bellevue with a bunch of seemingly brain-damaged teenagers who laughed at every joke about 2 seconds after I did, but I was glad to see that the humor of singing penises transcends generations
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Post by: Herr Mafflard on July 11, 2009, 06:22:01 AM
I heard they changed the ending from something about gay-bashing and disability to singing with Elton John. :-\

Apparently the former ending was pushing it too much.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Cheebs on July 11, 2009, 09:47:53 AM
His tv pilot he showed that audience was incredible.  The harrison ford "interview" and all the hype leading up to it.... :lol

I heard they changed the ending from something about gay-bashing and disability to singing with Elton John. :-\
The big ending musical number with Bono, Sting, Chris Martin, Elton John, Slash, & Snoop Dog wasn't bad or anything.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Herr Mafflard on July 11, 2009, 10:54:20 AM
The big ending musical number with Bono, Sting, Chris Martin, Elton John, Slash, & Snoop Dog wasn't bad or anything.


Yeah but the whole point of SBC's alter egos are that they were created to expose and break taboo's and to deflate celebrities. Not to have a sing-along with them.
 
I hope we get to see true ending someday. 
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Cheebs on July 11, 2009, 11:44:05 AM
The big ending musical number with Bono, Sting, Chris Martin, Elton John, Slash, & Snoop Dog wasn't bad or anything.


Yeah but the whole point of SBC's alter egos are that they were created to expose and break taboo's and to deflate celebrities. Not to have a sing-along with them.
 
I hope we get to see true ending someday. 
Honestly I hope the Michael Jackson scene that cut like just a week or two go gets back in, who cares who it offends? the whole movie is offensive.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Bloodwake on July 11, 2009, 12:13:20 PM
I hope there is a director's cut.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Cheebs on July 11, 2009, 12:34:55 PM
The movie was clearly cut up, 83 minute run-time? Come on. The Michael Jackson stuff took up probably at least 5 minutes.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2009, 12:56:59 PM
The movie was clearly cut up, 83 minute run-time? Come on.

Same length as Borat.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 11, 2009, 12:59:52 PM
Does anyone really want an a mockumentary comedy over 90 minutes?  The humor will wear out its welcome eventually.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Cheebs on July 11, 2009, 01:00:40 PM
The movie was clearly cut up, 83 minute run-time? Come on.

Same length as Borat.
Really? Still pissed about removing the Jackson scene though. :(
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Post by: tiesto on July 11, 2009, 02:14:11 PM
I took my conservative Polish date to the movie... and was shocked that she actually txted me back after this.

Fucking HILARIOUS movie, so over the top even though I had to avert my eyes at a few parts of the movie. Makes Borat look tame in comparison.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 11, 2009, 02:17:57 PM
Does anyone really want an a mockumentary comedy over 90 minutes?  The humor will wear out its welcome eventually.

90 minutes is just about right for any kind of comedy movie.
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Post by: FatalT on July 11, 2009, 02:51:41 PM
I took my conservative Polish date to the movie... and was shocked that she actually txted me back after this.

Fucking HILARIOUS movie, so over the top even though I had to avert my eyes at a few parts of the movie. Makes Borat look tame in comparison.

You averted your eyes to the cock right?
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: bork on July 11, 2009, 09:53:38 PM
I dunno, I thought Borat was more creative than this was, even though Borat recycled some jokes from Da Ali G Show.  Bruno was funny and there were a lot of parts where we were laughing our asses off, but it's basically the same joke (LOOK I'M GAY HA HA HICKS DON'T ACCEPT ME HA HA) throughout the entire movie.  Would have preferred more dumb Hollywood hijinx to Alabama, but the army stuff was gold!

I think Cohen's characters work a lot better in short bursts like you'd get on his TV show.  Ali G is still my favorite.
Title: Re: Bruno IS EPIC.
Post by: tiesto on July 12, 2009, 11:42:23 AM
I took my conservative Polish date to the movie... and was shocked that she actually txted me back after this.

Fucking HILARIOUS movie, so over the top even though I had to avert my eyes at a few parts of the movie. Makes Borat look tame in comparison.

Tiesto set to join the polish EB gang? Is it serious?

3 dates so far, she's txting me a lot lately, so who knows? Seems to want to take it slow, physically, which is frustrating. Met another girl at a party (an au-pair), who was also from Poland... who was apparently hitting on me, too.