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Title: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:17:55 PM
Color me hyped now.

Seriously, for the most part (other than Goblet) the Potter films are all solid popcorn fare with possibly the best casting in a summer blockbuster franchise. Of course, some films for me (Prisoner of Azkaban) are not only good films, but great films, due to the fact that Cuaron can fucking direct some scenes with some masterful cinematography.

I guess I'm making this thread for me and PD to talk about the movie since the rest of the forum will ridicule us for our Potter love, but whatever.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 12:19:02 PM
with possibly the best casting in a summer blockbuster franchise

You're going to regret this nicca
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:36:26 PM
Well, seriously, can we get better professors?

EVEN DAVID FUCKING TENNANT IS IN THE POTTER FILMS

Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 14, 2009, 12:38:50 PM
does dumbledork die in this one?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 12:39:20 PM
yes
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 12:45:25 PM
I'm thoroughly excited about this.  I'm dressing up for the movie. 

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That should draw some fire, you're welcome Bloodwake.
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Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:46:55 PM
You still coming up to Richmond? We are going to the 12:03.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Brehvolution on July 14, 2009, 12:52:18 PM
Since taking my 2 daughters to see it would cost more than the blu-ray, I'll wait for it on blu-ray.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 12:54:04 PM
You still coming up to Richmond? We are going to the 12:03.

Yes.  I have no idea what showing.  I didn't buy the tickets.  I'm driving a couple of friends, and they got the tickets.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 01:04:57 PM
You still coming up to Richmond? We are going to the 12:03.

Yes.  I have no idea what showing.  I didn't buy the tickets.  I'm driving a couple of friends, and they got the tickets.

Last night they said you want to be at the theater around 10 if you want good seats. Evidently it was a clusterfuck for Transformers.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 01:26:30 PM
My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15

Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 14, 2009, 01:45:31 PM
My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15



 :-\
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 14, 2009, 01:54:56 PM
I guess I'm making this thread for me and PD to talk about the movie since the rest of the forum will ridicule us for our Potter love, but whatever.

I like Harry Potter, too. I'll probably see it on Wednesday.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 14, 2009, 01:56:21 PM
I like Potter.

It's just that, for some reason, I don't give a shit about it now that the books are done with.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 01:57:23 PM
Fucking nerds.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 02:08:30 PM
Midnight shows=too many nerds and crazy people. I'll wait a week or so, or might just wait for the DVD.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Tauntaun on July 14, 2009, 02:14:09 PM
My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15



 :-\

Seriously, it's like, sad on all levels.   :lol
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 02:15:33 PM
Harry Potter or WoW. Serious business
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 02:45:48 PM
My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15



Brothers or brothas?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 02:46:23 PM
Also Bloodwake, 12:02, she just told me.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 02:48:52 PM
You guys are going to get herpes.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 02:50:57 PM
"get" he says.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 03:10:40 PM
I saw a commercial for this on TV and it looked like Lord of the Rings 4 or something. I saw a bunch of gollums, and Gandolf was there.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 14, 2009, 03:21:02 PM
"get" he says.

lol
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 14, 2009, 03:52:51 PM
I saw a commercial for this on TV and it looked like Lord of the Rings 4 or something. I saw a bunch of gollums, and Gandolf was there.

These movies are bland fantasy adventures for Kentucky manchildren that have emotional issues.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 04:12:44 PM
I saw a commercial for this on TV and it looked like Lord of the Rings 4 or something. I saw a bunch of gollums, and Gandolf was there.

These movies are bland fantasy adventures for Kentucky manchildren that have emotional issues.

STOP CRITICIZING ME DAD I DONT NEED THIS ANYMORE.

I mean Willco. 

I mean... shit.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 14, 2009, 04:33:16 PM
Reviewers will be wrong. PoA wont be topped.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Tucah on July 14, 2009, 05:38:02 PM
I might see this tomorrow, but I hated the sixth book and am pretty lukewarm on the movies outside of PoA.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 06:17:23 PM
Reviewers will be wrong. PoA wont be topped.

OH shit, Solo has made up his mind on something before watching a film. I'm utterly shocked by this turn of events
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 14, 2009, 06:43:57 PM
PD is distinguished mentally-challenged. I'm less than puzzled over this news.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bildi on July 14, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
Since taking my 2 daughters to see it would cost more than the blu-ray, I'll wait for it on blu-ray.

After building that cool house there's no way you should have to endure a Harry Potter film.  I applaud the blu-ray idea ('cept I'd go DVD since it's Harry Potter (unless there's a VHS release)).
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Diunx on July 14, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
I can't enjoy Harry potter movies, I hope they end soon so WB can put that money on better projects.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: pilonv1 on July 14, 2009, 08:19:36 PM
Looking forward to seeing this, possible at IMAX :hyper
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 14, 2009, 08:46:24 PM
Watching Prisoner of Ass Cabin tonight on DVD with my wife. I've seen it before a few years ago, but barely remember anything. :-[

Not going to see Half Blood Prince in the theaters until I can go without having to deal with hordes of the Great Enemy of Mankind, i.e., children and their parents.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Ganhyun on July 14, 2009, 11:09:28 PM
not gonna go see it tonight, but I'll prob go see it with some friends thursday or friday night.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Ecrofirt on July 15, 2009, 12:04:15 AM
I didn't even know there was a new Harry Potter movie coming out until tonight. What the fuck, am I living under a rock or something?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 15, 2009, 12:07:37 AM
Watching Prisoner of Ass Cabin tonight on DVD with my wife. I've seen it before a few years ago, but barely remember anything. :-[

Not going to see Half Blood Prince in the theaters until I can go without having to deal with hordes of the Great Enemy of Mankind, i.e., children and their parents.

Glad to see someone else has this problem. I've read all the books and I *think* i've seen all the movies but I honestly don't *know*. And what i have read/seen, I can barely remember. As soon as they're done, i cease to care at all and it just all seeps out of me. Honestly, I could tell you more about the plots of mediocre films I've seen 20 yrs ago than most of the Potter stuff.

I love all the mainstream reviews that mention Dumbledore dying in the first paragraph though. huagh huagh huagh
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2009, 02:31:06 AM
I didn't even know there was a new Harry Potter movie coming out until tonight. What the fuck, am I living under a rock or something?

Nobody cares about Harry Potter anymore, this isn't 2001.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2009, 02:39:39 AM
I didn't even know there was a new Harry Potter movie coming out until tonight. What the fuck, am I living under a rock or something?

Nobody cares about Harry Potter anymore, this isn't 2001.
:lol
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Reb on July 15, 2009, 03:25:16 AM
One of my friends invited me to this. I slapped the shit out of him, and now we're going to see Bruno.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bildi on July 15, 2009, 04:31:49 AM
If we were in the same room I'd so make out with you right now. :heartbeat
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 11:23:21 AM
Last night, I walked out of the theater feeling really good about that movie.  I had been thoroughly entertained!

This morning...  I realized that I had a few complaints.  I mean, overall the movie was good.  I am not saying that it wasn't.  But there were some changes at the end that made it feel rushed.  When the credits rolled, I said out loud "What?  That's it?".  :/
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 12:28:15 PM
I have on good authority that the movie was boring, nowhere near as good as Cuaron's installment and that the ending came off pretty badly.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 12:36:11 PM
I have on good authority that the movie was boring, nowhere near as good as Cuaron's installment and that the ending came off pretty badly.

It wasn't boring, by any means.  I enjoyed everything but the last five minutes or so.  But, when it came to the ending,
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I expected to actually see the fight that was in the book with the death eaters against the Order.  But they skipped that, and made it into "Oh well, Dumbledore and Snape landed on the tower and then Draco pops out!  Then other death eaters come up!  Then Snape shushes Harry, which lets him kill Dumbledore.  Ugh.  Okay, first things first, death eaters and the Order/DA fought under the tower.  Draco ran up and confronted Dumbledore, with Harry up there under the Invis cloak bound by the Petrificus Totalus charm Dumbledore had just put on him.  Then more death eaters came up, blah blah, but they were still fighting below.  Then Snape comes out of nowhere, and kills Dumbledore.  That didn't happen.  Goddamnit.  Also, they didn't show Dumbledore's funeral, which was something I was really looking forward to seeing.  Instead, the movie is ended with Ron, Harry, and Hermione talking for five minutes about the same stuff they were SUPPOSED to say at the funeral.  It lost part of it's impact to me.

Also, another thing.  Ginny and Harry were supposed to be dating for most of the movie, not just happening to kiss towards the end.  Half of the heartbreak was supposed to be from Harry telling Ginny at the funeral that they couldn't be together because he had to go find the horcruxes.
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Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 12:46:22 PM
Movie was awesome.  Some changes were odd but they were changes I didn't believe to be for the worse.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 12:48:05 PM
Not what I heard, from people whose opinions on film matter.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 12:50:03 PM
You could always just watch it and find out.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2009, 12:50:32 PM
Do they really need to divide the last book into two separate movies? I mean really.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 12:50:43 PM
None of these films are particularly interesting and will hopefully be forgotten in a decade, so I don't spend money to see them.  I'll catch it when its on Blu-ray or something.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 12:51:29 PM
Do they really need to divide the last book into two separate movies? I mean really.

Apparently this movie is so dull that they could've skipped this one entirely!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 12:51:56 PM
Do they really need to divide the last book into two separate movies? I mean really.

I hope that they make it worthwhile.   :-\

None of these films are particularly interesting and will hopefully be forgotten in a decade, so I don't spend money to see them.  I'll catch it when its on Blu-ray or something.

Why not just download them then, that way you can have constructive conversation rather than "Well I haven't seen it but my friend thought it sucked"
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 12:52:35 PM
FUCK Y'ALL ITS LUNCHTIME.  I haven't eaten in 24 hours.  brb.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 15, 2009, 12:52:37 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only person in this thread who has read all the HP books and has forgotten every fucking thing in the story.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 12:56:10 PM
Why not just download them then, that way you can have constructive conversation rather than "Well I haven't seen it but my friend thought it sucked"

I've seen the other ones (although, I did not finish Goblet of Fire - it was that boring), but I don't advocate piracy.  That's just dumb.  And my acquaintance who has seen the film is not just "some friend", he is a connoisseur of the medium.  His cutting remarks would smash your face into a jelly.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Yeti on July 15, 2009, 12:58:41 PM
This was my least favorite book, I don't give a shit about Voldemort's backstory, which is pretty much all that the sixth book is about, and hearing about his wah-wah childhood makes him seem a lot less villainous. They kind of pussied him up in the fifth movie already though, so I don't know.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Kestastrophe on July 15, 2009, 01:02:22 PM
Does Harry fingerbang Ginny :hyper
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 01:07:45 PM
Christ Willco, you're a fuck sometimes
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 01:15:33 PM
Don't be all butthurt.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 15, 2009, 01:23:34 PM
I've seen the other ones (although, I did not finish Goblet of Fire - it was that boring), but I don't advocate piracy.  That's just dumb.  And my acquaintance who has seen the film is not just "some friend", he is a connoisseur of the medium.  His cutting remarks would smash your face into a jelly.

I bet he likes Juno. And Judd Apatow films.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 01:25:17 PM
I don't talk to Cheebs!

... my friend is currently in hiding, after people learned of an editorial he wrote about a Final Fantasy character when he was 18-years-old!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 15, 2009, 01:29:40 PM
Come now, it can't be that bad. I mean Drinky wrote that love poem to Shiggy back in '96 or so and he's still quite the game critic.

BTW, Prisoner of Azkaban really is the bomb. Watched it again last night and as a movie it's heads and shoulders above the other ones (save for the new one, which I can't comment on). On another note, all of the Harry Potter films are decent enough movies-for big-budget family fare it's clearly a step above the usual carnival trash we regularly get (HI THERE TRANSFORMERS).
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 01:30:57 PM
:bow Frag :bow2

bein' all smart and stuff
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 01:42:59 PM
Transformers 2 > Goblet of Fire

The first two Potter movies kind of suck too.

50% change of suckage.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: billyofcourse on July 15, 2009, 01:47:31 PM
I have on good authority that the movie was boring, nowhere near as good as Cuaron's installment and that the ending came off pretty badly.

It wasn't boring, by any means.  I enjoyed everything but the last five minutes or so.  But, when it came to the ending,
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I expected to actually see the fight that was in the book with the death eaters against the Order.  But they skipped that, and made it into "Oh well, Dumbledore and Snape landed on the tower and then Draco pops out!  Then other death eaters come up!  Then Snape shushes Harry, which lets him kill Dumbledore.  Ugh.  Okay, first things first, death eaters and the Order/DA fought under the tower.  Draco ran up and confronted Dumbledore, with Harry up there under the Invis cloak bound by the Petrificus Totalus charm Dumbledore had just put on him.  Then more death eaters came up, blah blah, but they were still fighting below.  Then Snape comes out of nowhere, and kills Dumbledore.  That didn't happen.  Goddamnit.  Also, they didn't show Dumbledore's funeral, which was something I was really looking forward to seeing.  Instead, the movie is ended with Ron, Harry, and Hermione talking for five minutes about the same stuff they were SUPPOSED to say at the funeral.  It lost part of it's impact to me.

Also, another thing.  Ginny and Harry were supposed to be dating for most of the movie, not just happening to kiss towards the end.  Half of the heartbreak was supposed to be from Harry telling Ginny at the funeral that they couldn't be together because he had to go find the horcruxes.
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Rants from a harry potter fanatic/walking hp encyclopedia.   Don't read if you don't care.

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Ginny and harry are not dating for most of the book.  They hook up after griffindor win the quidditch cup when harry wasn't allowed to play(due to being in permadetention from casting sectumsempra on draco malfoy).  This happened very near to the end of the school year.  

About the ending.  Apparently the director did not want to include the battle scene as he felt it would detract from the epic battle scene at the end of the 7th movie.

The issue I had was the addition of scenes not in the book that did absolutely nothing for the story.  I have no problem with additions that need to happen to move the plot, but when they add scenes that do nothing,  it just bothers me because there are scenes that could have been a lot better and actually done things for the plot.  The additional scene at the burrow where bellatrix and fenrir, not only didn't happen in the book, but didn't advance or help the plot in any way.  It was just there.  The scene at the beginning with harry flirting with the black chick didn't help anything either.  Just pointless scenes.  

Also, I understand you can't explain the harry/ginny thing through harry's internal dialog like in the book, but jesus chris did they have to incorporate ginny into every scene?  

Also, luna finding harry on the train.  Why?  Tonks was in the movie, there's absolutely no reason luna needed to be the one to find him.

Dumbledore was also uber-creeper in this movie.

Slughorn's performance was brilliant.

Also annoyed that they went ahead and forced the ron/hermione thing

anyways, if I think of any other issues, I'll add them later.
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Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 15, 2009, 02:05:52 PM
Transformers 2 > Goblet of Fire

The first two Potter movies kind of suck too.

50% change of suckage.

They don't suck, both of the first two are high quality films. Both Transformers movies are essentially lifeless, haplessly meandering special effects shows.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 02:18:21 PM
Transformers 2 > Goblet of Fire

Did your connoisseur friend tell you that too?  I mean, I'm sorry that the high school newspaper he writes for is your bible and all, but face up to some more important figures than he.

Rottentomatoes.com scores:
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
78%
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
82%
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
89%
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
88%
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
77%
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
92%

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Transformers (2007)
57%
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
19%

Not a single HP movie ranked under those pieces of Baygasm shit.  Just because some tool that thinks he's hot shit watched it and felt SUPER COMPELLED TO TELL EVERYONE wasn't really all that interested in the franchise, got bored doesn't make it a bad movie.  I'd rather watch ten "boring" HP movies than one Bay "OMG TRANSFORMARS!".
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2009, 02:19:34 PM
The first two are fun movies. More than a few meh parts spread around but overall they're entertaining regardless of whether you like the books or not. There's nothing redeeming about Transformers, and nearly everyone I know - and every review I've skimmed - suggested the sequel is even worse.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 15, 2009, 02:52:11 PM
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118006002.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

Already has a record over TDK.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2009, 02:54:23 PM
nobody cares about harry potter tho
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 02:55:17 PM
Harry Potter was Twilight, Twilight is Harry Potter.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 03:07:52 PM
This just in, Harry Potter is now apparently a sparkling vampire.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 15, 2009, 03:08:37 PM
I bet willco's esteemed film friend is a twilight fan. When he's not watching Juno like Drinky's kid watches Stuart Little , that is.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2009, 03:10:06 PM
Harry Potter was Twilight, Twilight is Harry Potter.

Ah now you've resorted to trolling

Haven't talked to my brothers yet, but by the end of the day I'll have their thoughts. They hated OoTP
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 03:18:48 PM
I bet willco's esteemed film friend is a twilight fan. When he's not watching Juno like Drinky's kid watches Stuart Little , that is.

I told you - my friend is not Cheebs!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 03:22:33 PM
Twilight is not at all like Harry Potter, jesus fuck
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: ManaByte on July 15, 2009, 03:24:50 PM
My friend said the soundtrack was so ear-bleedingly horrible that if Williams doesn't return for Deathly Hollows he won't even see it.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 03:26:25 PM
Really?  I just noticed they recycled a lot of pieces, and the new pieces that I did hear were great, especially the stuff during
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the journey to the cliffside cave
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Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: dammitmattt on July 15, 2009, 03:26:53 PM
Transformers 2 > Goblet of Fire

Did your connoisseur friend tell you that too?  I mean, I'm sorry that the high school newspaper he writes for is your bible and all, but face up to some more important figures than he.

Rottentomatoes.com scores:
Quote
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
78%
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)
82%
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
89%
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
88%
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (2007)
77%
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
92%

Quote
Transformers (2007)
57%
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
19%

Not a single HP movie ranked under those pieces of Baygasm shit.  Just because some tool that thinks he's hot shit watched it and felt SUPER COMPELLED TO TELL EVERYONE wasn't really all that interested in the franchise, got bored doesn't make it a bad movie.  I'd rather watch ten "boring" HP movies than one Bay "OMG TRANSFORMARS!".

Even if you combine the RT score of both Transformers movies, it still comes up short compared to every Harry Potter movie.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 03:36:54 PM
Twilight is not at all like Harry Potter, jesus fuck

Yeah, Potter fans are worse!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 15, 2009, 03:37:34 PM
so does hans still kill gandalf?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 03:39:54 PM
They most certainly are not.  Potter readers were pretty much every kid my age; EVERYONE, mostly.  It's something that was apart of our childhoods.  Twilight fans are walking stereotypes.  Usually fat, socially distinguished mentally-challenged women that have some sort of complex and fetish.  It's poorly written, and in a sensationalistic way.

But, you know, you like Transformers...so, yeah.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Ganhyun on July 15, 2009, 03:44:29 PM
But, you know, you like Transformers...so, yeah.

Can't one like both Transformers and Harry Potter?  :'(
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Fragamemnon on July 15, 2009, 04:20:46 PM
I don't think the problem is the intersection of the two, but rather the problem is LIKING TRANSFORMERS to begin with.

Edit: Man I remember buying a copy of Deathly Hallows at midnight right when it came out for my wife as a surprise gift. Scary grown women running around with their kids having marks on their foreheads and stuff. I think we can put the Potter crazies and the Twilight crazies in the same boat.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 15, 2009, 04:33:53 PM
Yep.  BrandNew is in denial.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 15, 2009, 04:43:58 PM
Well christ, I certainly wasn't one of those people, and neither were my friends.  From what I've experienced working at Borders, the Twilight chicks are much creepier and fanatic.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 15, 2009, 04:45:31 PM
I don't think the problem is the intersection of the two, but rather the problem is LIKING TRANSFORMERS to begin with.

Edit: Man I remember buying a copy of Deathly Hallows at midnight right when it came out for my wife as a surprise gift. Scary grown women running around with their kids having marks on their foreheads and stuff. I think we can put the Potter crazies and the Twilight crazies in the same boat.

I've never encountered these Harry Potter fanatics. The wife and I preordered HBP and DH from Amazon and got them the morning of release day on our doorstep.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 15, 2009, 04:45:56 PM
I disagree. A person can like/love Potter while living a normal life. Can't be said of Twilight!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 15, 2009, 04:54:50 PM
Well christ, I certainly wasn't one of those people, and neither were my friends.  From what I've experienced working at Borders, the Twilight chicks are much creepier and fanatic.

liar, you don't have any friends.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 15, 2009, 04:55:23 PM
If this movie doesnt fellate me, Im going to be disappointed
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: OptimoPeach on July 15, 2009, 08:29:38 PM
Speaking of Twilight:

Quote
ASTOUNDINGLY UNIMAGINATIVE, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ruins the idea of popular entertainment. It’s the sixth tie-in with J.K. Rowling’s lucrative series of children’s books. All of the film versions have been pedestrian and overlong, as if trying to literally retell the book stories merely by adding up-to-date special effects—yet using them without creativity. This is the opposite of Stephenie Meyers’ Twilight book series, which was wondrously re-imagined for the big screen by Catherine Hardwicke. The Potter film industry has never employed a good director. As a result: one bad movie in a series is unfortunate, six amounts to a catastrophe.

:rofl
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 15, 2009, 08:32:26 PM
Speaking of Twilight:

Quote
ASTOUNDINGLY UNIMAGINATIVE, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince ruins the idea of popular entertainment. It’s the sixth tie-in with J.K. Rowling’s lucrative series of children’s books. All of the film versions have been pedestrian and overlong, as if trying to literally retell the book stories merely by adding up-to-date special effects—yet using them without creativity. This is the opposite of Stephenie Meyers’ Twilight book series, which was wondrously re-imagined for the big screen by Catherine Hardwicke. The Potter film industry has never employed a good director. As a result: one bad movie in a series is unfortunate, six amounts to a catastrophe.

:rofl

Hardwicke IS a good director, but Cuaron's Azkaban is fantastic.

I disagree. A person can like/love Potter while living a normal life. Can't be said of Twilight!

I know three or four Twilight fans who are well adjusted successful adult women. I still think they're nuts for liking Twilight, but they're all happily married, have jobs and are right in the head.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 01:26:26 AM
did u show them ur magic wand
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 01:29:08 AM
we should roleplay. i will be harry potter and you can be hagrid.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 01:30:54 AM
ok i will go first.

wow hagrid, is that your leg or did you just always have a big cock. i apologize for walking in on you while you are bathing.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 01:35:18 AM
HAGRID WATCH OUT ITS CHRIS HANSEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALAKAZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 01:40:54 AM
"And so, Hagrid raped Harry Potter and threw his dead carcass out in the back for the magical unicorns to eat."
           /
          /
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7369/62563449.jpg)
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: EvilBoris on July 16, 2009, 01:45:48 AM
 finally this thread gets interesting.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 01:47:17 AM
Night Hagrid, thanks for the sex
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 16, 2009, 02:01:07 AM
Reviewers will be wrong. PoA wont be topped.

Solo is wrong, PoA was topped.

Serioulsly, some of the cinematography hands down put Prisoner's to fucking shame. And this isn't me forgetting either, I literally watched Prisoner of Azkaban again only a few hours before going to see Half-Blood Prince.

What it comes down to is this: Even with the changes (and let me write a paragraph in parenthesis here: seriously, THESE ARE FUCKING MOVIES, THEY AREN'T THE FUCKING BOOKS. THEY ARE GOING TO CHANGE SHIT. ) I truly feel that Yates is probably the Potter director with the best sense of the books' tone and the best idea of who the characters are. The entire film is about the destruction of innocence, which is pretty much what the book is about.

Not to mention the fact that I thought this movie had some great performances in it. Broadbent as Slughorn was, yet again, another spot on perfect cast in a fucking film series that may be the best cast franchise in the history of modern cinema. The kids acted well too, even Tom Felton as Draco, who had notoriously overacted in previous films.

So basically, it's the best Potter film hands down. I was entertained from start to finish. Fucking great. If you liked PoA, you will love this one. Now I'm really looking forward to the two part conclusion to the film series as well as future films directed by David Yates.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2009, 02:23:54 AM
Wow, that movie sucked.

I also had the privilege of enjoying this film while surrounded by a pack of harry potter fans. They consistently laughed, gasped, and/or murmured approximately 10 seconds before anything of interest occurred. It was like I was sitting in a room filled with mentally distinguished mentally-challenged clairvoyants.

uh, so why did it suck?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 02:37:47 AM
Because it's a boring Potter movie?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2009, 02:44:29 AM
yeah, that's real succinct
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: demi on July 16, 2009, 02:46:48 AM
I believe him
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 16, 2009, 02:56:48 AM
Willco's dropping truth bombs faster than Cuaron dropped Goblet of Fire.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 16, 2009, 06:25:27 AM
 :lol :lol
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 02:16:20 PM
Just talk to my brothers who saw it; both said it was utterly terrible  :lol

Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 02:18:59 PM
Bloodwake annihilated.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 03:07:12 PM
I AM VINDICATED I AM STRONG YES I KNEW IT ALL ALONG
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Barry Egan on July 16, 2009, 03:11:19 PM
sucked
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Ganhyun on July 16, 2009, 03:37:24 PM
I will let Bore know the definitive answer after I go see it tonight.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
I'm kinda shocked. They were so hyped for the movie, as were many folks - perhaps due to the ending. You'd think the thrill of a midnight showing would inflate your opinion on a movie, only for it to deflate a few hours later; I thought the last Star Wars was fuck awesome after seeing it at midnight. But shit, they said they walked out utterly disappointed, as were many of the older people/teens in the audience.

Ouch
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Ganhyun on July 16, 2009, 03:42:20 PM
I'm kinda shocked. They were so hyped for the movie, as were many folks - perhaps due to the ending. You'd think the thrill of a midnight showing would inflate your opinion on a movie, only for it to deflate a few hours later; I thought the last Star Wars was fuck awesome after seeing it at midnight. But shit, they said they walked out utterly disappointed, as were many of the older people/teens in the audience.

Ouch

ouch indeed. That is why I don't do midnight viewing of movies.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Purple Filth on July 16, 2009, 03:50:03 PM
Just talk to my brothers who saw it; both said it was utterly terrible  :lol



thats all folks  :lol
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 03:52:57 PM
I AM VINDICATED I AM STRONG YES I KNEW IT ALL ALONG

You're also singing Dashboar Confessional..    ::)

I'm kinda shocked. They were so hyped for the movie, as were many folks - perhaps due to the ending. You'd think the thrill of a midnight showing would inflate your opinion on a movie, only for it to deflate a few hours later; I thought the last Star Wars was fuck awesome after seeing it at midnight. But shit, they said they walked out utterly disappointed, as were many of the older people/teens in the audience.

Ouch

I was disappointed to an extent, but overall I thought that the rest of the movie was good enough to make up for it.  Yes, there were pointless changes.  But it didn't make me want to fall asleep.  It kept me interested.  And the Inferi scene was exactly how I pictured it in my mind.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 16, 2009, 04:05:12 PM
It was average at best. No excitement, no action, no villain no nothing. Meh
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Barry Egan on July 16, 2009, 04:12:19 PM
Emma Watson though.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: TakingBackSunday on July 16, 2009, 05:05:51 PM
I'm kinda shocked. They were so hyped for the movie, as were many folks - perhaps due to the ending. You'd think the thrill of a midnight showing would inflate your opinion on a movie, only for it to deflate a few hours later; I thought the last Star Wars was fuck awesome after seeing it at midnight. But shit, they said they walked out utterly disappointed, as were many of the older people/teens in the audience.

Ouch

You're brothers also hated OoTP.  Which was, uh, good.

Just a bunch of people trolling in here.  Movie is good.  I honestly don't understand people's conmplaints.  They're complaining just to complain.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 05:07:01 PM
I'm kinda shocked. They were so hyped for the movie, as were many folks - perhaps due to the ending. You'd think the thrill of a midnight showing would inflate your opinion on a movie, only for it to deflate a few hours later; I thought the last Star Wars was fuck awesome after seeing it at midnight. But shit, they said they walked out utterly disappointed, as were many of the older people/teens in the audience.

Ouch

You're brothers also hated OoTP.  Which was, uh, good.

Just a bunch of people trolling in here.  Movie is good.  I honestly don't understand people's conmplaints.  They're complaining just to complain.

I have complaints, but I still think the movie was DAMN good.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 05:08:56 PM
Everyone's opinions = trolling? :lol

Look like someone spit real talk and Bloodwake can't handle it.  Time to throw in your wizard hat and robe!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 05:12:09 PM
Yea dudes, I haven't talked to a single relevant* person who thought the movie was good.


*8 yo cousin liked it. Yeah...
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 05:13:01 PM
Bu bu bu bu rottentomatoes!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
bu bu bu bu Transformers 2 was gud guise
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 05:16:04 PM
I never said that either!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 05:16:22 PM
THREAD BACKFIRE
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 16, 2009, 05:17:04 PM
quick call to said cousin, exclusive review obtained

me: yea, [my brother] said you liked it. why did you like the movie?
her: Hagrid is funny

There you have it folks
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 05:17:19 PM
Fuck this lets just have hate sex Willco.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 05:21:01 PM
tehjaybo, did you find the antics of Rubeus Hagrid rather humorous in this delightful motion picture adaptation?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 05:22:27 PM
He was in this one?
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 16, 2009, 05:24:14 PM
The movie was so dull that you don't even remember.  Tsk, tsk.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: tehjaybo on July 16, 2009, 05:26:13 PM
No, he just had like two seconds of screen time. 

And the rest of the movie was so good that I didn't remember him.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Ganhyun on July 17, 2009, 09:22:36 AM
seen it last night. The definitive opinion: Its good. Fuck the haters.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 17, 2009, 06:22:20 PM
Pretty big second day drop off. Even bigger than Transformers 2's drop off [53.1% compared to 62.2%
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 17, 2009, 06:29:58 PM
I bought Mulholland Drive on DVD and I am going to watch it later tonight
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 17, 2009, 06:33:42 PM
I bought Mulholland Drive on DVD and I am going to watch it later tonight

Cool!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 18, 2009, 11:11:57 AM
If you don't like good cinematography and don't like changes to the book, you will hate this movie.

I don't see how I was annihilated, most people that are hating on it didn't give a reason why it sucked or didn't even fucking see the movie.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 18, 2009, 01:59:41 PM
I saw it last night with the wife. I enjoyed it, even though lots of things were omitted from the book.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 19, 2009, 03:30:22 PM
It was pretty good. Its certainly the funniest of the movies, and I felt they nailed the awkward teen moment stuff really well. The actors are all pretty confortable in their roles now, and the chemistry is there, so that all works (and Jim Broadbent is a great addition) quite well. It also looks and sounds real pretty. But the whole thing seemed to lack any clear direction, and it was never really clear what the movie was "about". Its most definitely inferior to PoA, and not as good as OotP, but Id say its better than PS, CoS, and GoF by a hefty margin. The comedic sensibilites really raised the whole thing for me.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 19, 2009, 03:40:16 PM
Bloodwake pwned yet again.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 19, 2009, 08:23:44 PM
It was pretty good. Its certainly the funniest of the movies, and I felt they nailed the awkward teen moment stuff really well. The actors are all pretty confortable in their roles now, and the chemistry is there, so that all works (and Jim Broadbent is a great addition) quite well. It also looks and sounds real pretty. But the whole thing seemed to lack any clear direction, and it was never really clear what the movie was "about". Its most definitely inferior to PoA, and not as good as OotP, but Id say its better than PS, CoS, and GoF by a hefty margin. The comedic sensibilites really raised the whole thing for me.

The movie was about the end of innocence for the Hogwarts crew. There were multiple clues in the dialogue and the cinematography that helped to add to that.

Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: brawndolicious on July 19, 2009, 09:21:54 PM
I found some weird Harry Potter fan shit.
[youtube=560,345]fr_h5-I_yks[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr_h5-I_yks

First there's this quidditch thing.  Yeah, that's quidditch.  Princeton, McGill, and Boston universities have official teams.  They don't use magic though.

There was also this disturbing Harry Potter symposium (http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2006/aug/06/harrypotter.booksforchildrenandteenagers).  There some Potter porn that's mostly bi, sometimes hetero, but never consensual.  Whatever, but there's also the political philosophy speeches talking about Potter and marxism and the parallels between Voldemort and the persecution of Jews.  I'm actually only disturbed by the fact that this seems to be an almost exclusively female event for some reason.

We have to accept that after the next and last Harry Potter movie comes out, only the craziest of the crazies will remain.  It's all right for a preteen who hasn't had a boner to be interested in these books, but that audience will move on.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 19, 2009, 10:13:31 PM
First there's this quidditch thing.  Yeah, that's quidditch.  Princeton, McGill, and Boston universities have official teams.  They don't use magic though.

Unlike those jerks at Harvard and Cornell! The nerve!
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 20, 2009, 06:16:06 AM
It was pretty good. Its certainly the funniest of the movies, and I felt they nailed the awkward teen moment stuff really well. The actors are all pretty confortable in their roles now, and the chemistry is there, so that all works (and Jim Broadbent is a great addition) quite well. It also looks and sounds real pretty. But the whole thing seemed to lack any clear direction, and it was never really clear what the movie was "about". Its most definitely inferior to PoA, and not as good as OotP, but Id say its better than PS, CoS, and GoF by a hefty margin. The comedic sensibilites really raised the whole thing for me.

The movie was about the end of innocence for the Hogwarts crew. There were multiple clues in the dialogue and the cinematography that helped to add to that.




Funny, I could have sworn thats what OotP was about.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: WrikaWrek on July 20, 2009, 08:45:38 AM
They've been losing their innocence for 3 movies now, and i still haven't seen any fuckin
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
PWNED.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2009, 01:01:09 PM
Saw the movie on Saturday with my father.

It was alright.

Half Blood Prince was, imo, the best book in the series; the mystery behind the HBP, the death of Dumbledore, Harry finally manning up, and more.

But the movie played a little TOO much on the romance antics for my taste. It was an element in the book but I don't remember it being THAT damn big.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2009, 01:02:15 PM
They've been losing their innocence for 3 movies now, and i still haven't seen any fuckin

word

but you gotta remember these are movies based on books written by a woman, so the male characters aren't expected to have much libido.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2009, 01:09:34 PM
I can vouch for Willco in that Transformers 2 > Harry Potter 6

Transformers 2 had robots ripping each others faces off. So it wins.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Solo on July 20, 2009, 01:54:31 PM
Lets not get distinguished mentally-challenged here. TF2 is the worst movie of the summer, while HBP is good if disappointing.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 20, 2009, 02:04:30 PM
It was pretty good. Its certainly the funniest of the movies, and I felt they nailed the awkward teen moment stuff really well. The actors are all pretty confortable in their roles now, and the chemistry is there, so that all works (and Jim Broadbent is a great addition) quite well. It also looks and sounds real pretty. But the whole thing seemed to lack any clear direction, and it was never really clear what the movie was "about". Its most definitely inferior to PoA, and not as good as OotP, but Id say its better than PS, CoS, and GoF by a hefty margin. The comedic sensibilites really raised the whole thing for me.

The movie was about the end of innocence for the Hogwarts crew. There were multiple clues in the dialogue and the cinematography that helped to add to that.





Funny, I could have sworn thats what OotP was about.

Well, don't bitch at me or at the movie as a standalone. Bitch at Rowling. The book was just as lighthearted with invasions of Death Eater shit on from the outside world the entire film. Since Hogwarts is back to normal without Umbridge, it's the last bastion of safety from the Death Eaters, and everyone is off of Potter's balls, giving him an opportunity to actually go to school and enjoy himself for a change.

That's what the movie was about.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 02:16:40 PM
If your defense of an adaptation falls back on the source material, then it fails as an adaptation.  A good adaptation makes a good movie from the source material, not a Cliff Notes or companion piece, and the source material should never be a liability.  The filmmakers failed their job if that's the case.

It's a movie, not a book.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 02:17:48 PM
But more real talk:

HIMURO SAID TRANSFORMERS 2 IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER AND HE WAS JUST RELEASED FROM PRISON (MASSIVE STREET CRED).  BLOODWAKE ANNIHILATED.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2009, 02:42:42 PM
If your defense of an adaptation falls back on the source material, then it fails as an adaptation.  A good adaptation makes a good movie from the source material, not a Cliff Notes or companion piece, and the source material should never be a liability.  The filmmakers failed their job if that's the case.

It's a movie, not a book.

Indeed they did. HBP is the best book in the series and the film was entirely lifeless with the exception of the end.

Still, it was a decent flick. Definitely not worth all the hate you're giving it.  :P
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Bloodwake on July 20, 2009, 02:46:07 PM
Transformers 2 getting actual praise, lol.

Guess there wasn't enough robots with testicles in the film for you guys.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 02:54:45 PM
I guess there was just enough emo wizards and teen angst for you!  :lol
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: Himu on July 20, 2009, 02:54:59 PM
Yeah but, there's a completely different mindset at work here. We're completely unable to take the robot with testicles seriously. I am able to and willing to accept that robot's balls, albeit, tongue firmly pressed against my cheek. This is what you movies elitists don't get; Transformers 2 is mindless fun. Nobody said it was anything beyond that.

So yes, watching a shitload of mechs transform into one gigantic robot with balls strapped to it climb a pyramid is far more entertaining than watching a red headed goober lose his balls through the power of a love potion.
Title: Re: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 02:58:31 PM
And to keep the record straight, I never said I enjoyed Transformers 2, but Harry Potter is still lame.
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Post by: Bloodwake on July 20, 2009, 03:08:10 PM
Transformers 2 was better than Transformers the original. Mainly because the editing and cinematography in the Transformer battle sequences was actually good enough to tell what the fuck was happening. That's pretty much all I asked for.

Plus Michael Bay actually got clever for once in his life with the Decepticon Bitch that was acting like a typical Michael Bay female.

Can't say it was a good movie, but I didn't want to end my life after viewing it and I was entertained at one point, so there.
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Post by: tehjaybo on July 20, 2009, 03:40:24 PM
I can't tell if people are trolling this thread or are that fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.  So I'll just say that I enjoyed the movie, and if you haven't seen it, watch it before you comment. If you have seen it, you are entitled to your opinion, but so am I.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 04:02:16 PM
That doesn't make your opinion suck less, though.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2009, 04:54:39 PM
Movie has been out for awhile now and I still don't have a single adult friend who liked the movie. These aren't trolls or cynical film snobs either - I'm talking about Potter fans, either of the books or the movies.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 20, 2009, 04:57:41 PM
PWNED!
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Post by: Sideshow Raheem on July 21, 2009, 01:53:48 AM
I don't know. The book had some interesting stuff with the bad guy's history, the mystery of the half-blood prince, and the intrigue involved in Snape-Malfoy's conspiracy.

The movie was a complete snoozefest with love potions, moony adolescents, and almost nothing that would make someone care about any of these people.

Even the action scene at the end was neutered. I wouldn't normally complain about a lack of action, but with a movie so devoid of content, man, you've got to give the audience something.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 21, 2009, 02:09:14 AM
More Kentucky filmgoer annihilation.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 23, 2009, 07:25:21 PM
The game actually talks more about the whole Half Blood Prince mystery than the movie.  :lol :lol
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 23, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
Yea, I've heard that it focuses more on the teenage stuff. Which was interesting in the book sure, but to me HBP was more about the suspense concerning...the Half Blood Prince. And of what Malfoy was doing. And of course the search through Voldemort's past. You'd think that would easily provide the basis to make a badass movie
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Post by: Ganhyun on July 23, 2009, 07:31:02 PM
Honestly, I think they got the wrong director to finish off the movies.
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Post by: CurseoftheGods on July 26, 2009, 05:30:59 AM
I don't understand what everyone liked about Prisoner of Azkaban.  I haven't read any of the books so as a stand alone movie I preferred Goblet of Fire over any of the other films.  The general consensus here is opposite of that.  Why?

It's the best book.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 26, 2009, 05:40:22 AM
No it's not
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Post by: brawndolicious on July 26, 2009, 07:19:52 AM
It was the last book that wasn't ridiculously long.  I think it was 100 pages in Goblet of Fire before they actually went to school and that was pretty much all just bullshit in the beginning.

I think that after the first few books, she actually decided to hammer down what the story and timelines for everything would be.  But she probably ended up with too much necessary crap and then the last 4 books became twice as thick, and twice as boring.  I definitely think the first three books were the most readable since something worth paying attention to happened at least every 10 pages or so.
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Post by: ManaByte on July 26, 2009, 05:07:17 PM
http://www.variety.com/article/VR1118006473.html?categoryid=1043&cs=1

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'Potter' falls to 'G-Force' and 'Ugly Truth'
3-D guinea pigs nab top spot at the box office

Guinea pigs and the sexy chemistry of Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler lured moviegoers away from the second Friday of “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” as Disney’s family 3-D actioner “G-Force” and Sony’s R-rated romantic comedy “The Ugly Truth” respectively slotted the top two spots at the Friday box office with $11.5 million and $10.8 million.

Playing at 3,697 engagements, “G-Force” about a unit of animal government spies wound up ranking as the second highest opening day for a PG-rated Jerry Bruckheimer production behind 2007’s “National Treasure: Book of Secrets” which made $16.7 million. A PG-rated Bruckheimer pic in the summer is an anomaly –his last title being 1986’s “Top Gun”—as the producer’s actioners are typically PG-13 or R-rated. “G-Force” is the first 3-D title to be produced by Bruckheimer and 1,603 of its theaters are 3-D locales. The film features the voices of Nicolas Cage, Penelope Cruz, Sam Rockwell and Tracy Morgan.

Meanwhile, “The Ugly Truth,” earned opening day records all around for headliner Heigl and director Robert Luketic whose previous respective highs were $9.8 million for 2007’s “Knocked Up” and $8.7 million for last spring’s “21.” “The Ugly Truth” is Luketic’s fifth feature and his second collaboration with “Legally Blonde” scribes Karen McCullah Lutz and Kirsten Smith. “The Ugly Truth” was also penned by Nicole Eastman.

Warner Bros.’ “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince” succeeded in becoming the sixth title in the franchise to cross the $200 million threshold yesterday. “Half-Blood Prince” earned $9.3 million off 4,325, repping a 65% decline, for a domestic cume to date of $201.1 million.

Behind “Half Blood Prince” was another Warner Bros.’ title, the horror pic “Orphan” starring Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga which bowed to $4.9 million on 2,750.

In fifth, Fox’s “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs” nabbed $2.6 million on 3,300, down 53% for a running cume in its fourth Friday of $165.7 million. The arthouse scene posted a number of hearty per theaters yesterday; led by Fox Searchlight’s romantic comedy “500 Days of Summer” which expanded its theater count from 27 to 85, repping a 91% spike and an average of $5,910 or $502,000. Pic’s cume in its second Friday stands at $1.9 million.

Roadside Attractions’ opener “Shrink” starring Kevin Spacey earned a theater average of $2,605 at two theaters or $5,210.

Magnolia Pictures’ “The Answer Man” chalked up a theater average of $1,130 or $3,000 at three theaters.

:rofl

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-C_ejcKBFWo/SmvMfWcU2hI/AAAAAAAAHxA/6G_RKBHPlI8/s1600/G-F.jpg)
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Post by: Barry Egan on July 26, 2009, 05:28:52 PM
smh manabyte
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 26, 2009, 05:49:03 PM
SMH X inifity, Manabyte.