Author Topic: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban (Read 15910 times)

Bloodwake · « **on:** July 14, 2009, 12:17:55 PM »

Color me hyped now.

Seriously, for the most part (other than Goblet) the Potter films are all solid popcorn fare with possibly the best casting in a summer blockbuster franchise. Of course, some films for me (Prisoner of Azkaban) are not only good films, but great films, due to the fact that Cuaron can fucking direct some scenes with some masterful cinematography.

I guess I'm making this thread for me and PD to talk about the movie since the rest of the forum will ridicule us for our Potter love, but whatever.

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:19:02 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:17:55 PM

with possibly the best casting in a summer blockbuster franchise

You're going to regret this nicca

Bloodwake · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:36:26 PM »

Well, seriously, can we get better professors?

EVEN DAVID FUCKING TENNANT IS IN THE POTTER FILMS

CurseoftheGods · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:38:50 PM »

does dumbledork die in this one?

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:39:20 PM »

tehjaybo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:45:25 PM »

I'm thoroughly excited about this. I'm dressing up for the movie.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

That should draw some fire, you're welcome Bloodwake.

[close]

Bloodwake · « **Reply #6 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:46:55 PM »

You still coming up to Richmond? We are going to the 12:03.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:52:18 PM »

Since taking my 2 daughters to see it would cost more than the blu-ray, I'll wait for it on blu-ray.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #8 on:** July 14, 2009, 12:54:04 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:46:55 PM

You still coming up to Richmond? We are going to the 12:03.

Yes. I have no idea what showing. I didn't buy the tickets. I'm driving a couple of friends, and they got the tickets.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #9 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:04:57 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 12:54:04 PM

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:46:55 PM
You still coming up to Richmond? We are going to the 12:03.

Yes. I have no idea what showing. I didn't buy the tickets. I'm driving a couple of friends, and they got the tickets.

Last night they said you want to be at the theater around 10 if you want good seats. Evidently it was a clusterfuck for Transformers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:26:30 PM »

My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #11 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:45:31 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 01:26:30 PM

My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15

$:-\$

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #12 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:54:56 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on July 14, 2009, 12:17:55 PM

I guess I'm making this thread for me and PD to talk about the movie since the rest of the forum will ridicule us for our Potter love, but whatever.

I like Harry Potter, too. I'll probably see it on Wednesday.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:56:21 PM »

I like Potter.

It's just that, for some reason, I don't give a shit about it now that the books are done with.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** July 14, 2009, 01:57:23 PM »

Fucking nerds.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:08:30 PM »

Midnight shows=too many nerds and crazy people. I'll wait a week or so, or might just wait for the DVD.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #16 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:14:09 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 14, 2009, 01:45:31 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 01:26:30 PM
My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15

$:-\$

Seriously, it's like, sad on all levels.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:15:33 PM »

Harry Potter or WoW. Serious business

tehjaybo · « **Reply #18 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:45:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2009, 01:26:30 PM

My brothers are going to see it tonight at midnight. I kinda want to go, but I got a WoW raid at 9:15

Brothers or brothas?

tehjaybo · « **Reply #19 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:46:23 PM »

Also Bloodwake, 12:02, she just told me.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:48:52 PM »

You guys are going to get herpes.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #21 on:** July 14, 2009, 02:50:57 PM »

"get" he says.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:10:40 PM »

I saw a commercial for this on TV and it looked like Lord of the Rings 4 or something. I saw a bunch of gollums, and Gandolf was there.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #23 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:21:02 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on July 14, 2009, 02:50:57 PM

"get" he says.

lol

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #24 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:52:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 03:10:40 PM

I saw a commercial for this on TV and it looked like Lord of the Rings 4 or something. I saw a bunch of gollums, and Gandolf was there.

These movies are bland fantasy adventures for Kentucky manchildren that have emotional issues.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #25 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 14, 2009, 03:52:51 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 14, 2009, 03:10:40 PM
I saw a commercial for this on TV and it looked like Lord of the Rings 4 or something. I saw a bunch of gollums, and Gandolf was there.

These movies are bland fantasy adventures for Kentucky manchildren that have emotional issues.

STOP CRITICIZING ME DAD I DONT NEED THIS ANYMORE.

I mean Willco.

I mean... shit.

Solo · « **Reply #26 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:33:16 PM »

Reviewers will be wrong. PoA wont be topped.

Tucah · « **Reply #27 on:** July 14, 2009, 05:38:02 PM »

I might see this tomorrow, but I hated the sixth book and am pretty lukewarm on the movies outside of PoA.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:17:23 PM »

Quote from: Solo on July 14, 2009, 04:33:16 PM

Reviewers will be wrong. PoA wont be topped.

OH shit, Solo has made up his mind on something before watching a film. I'm utterly shocked by this turn of events

Solo · « **Reply #29 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:43:57 PM »

PD is distinguished mentally-challenged. I'm less than puzzled over this news.

Bildi · « **Reply #30 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:16:51 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 14, 2009, 12:52:18 PM

Since taking my 2 daughters to see it would cost more than the blu-ray, I'll wait for it on blu-ray.

After building that cool house there's no way you should have to endure a Harry Potter film. I applaud the blu-ray idea ('cept I'd go DVD since it's Harry Potter (unless there's a VHS release)).

Diunx · « **Reply #31 on:** July 14, 2009, 07:30:17 PM »

I can't enjoy Harry potter movies, I hope they end soon so WB can put that money on better projects.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:19:36 PM »

Looking forward to seeing this, possible at IMAX

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #33 on:** July 14, 2009, 08:46:24 PM »

Watching Prisoner of Ass Cabin tonight on DVD with my wife. I've seen it before a few years ago, but barely remember anything.

Not going to see Half Blood Prince in the theaters until I can go without having to deal with hordes of the Great Enemy of Mankind, i.e., children and their parents.

Ganhyun · « **Reply #34 on:** July 14, 2009, 11:09:28 PM »

not gonna go see it tonight, but I'll prob go see it with some friends thursday or friday night.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #35 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:04:15 AM »

I didn't even know there was a new Harry Potter movie coming out until tonight. What the fuck, am I living under a rock or something?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #36 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:07:37 AM »

Quote from: Fragamemnon on July 14, 2009, 08:46:24 PM

Watching Prisoner of Ass Cabin tonight on DVD with my wife. I've seen it before a few years ago, but barely remember anything.

Not going to see Half Blood Prince in the theaters until I can go without having to deal with hordes of the Great Enemy of Mankind, i.e., children and their parents.

Glad to see someone else has this problem. I've read all the books and I *think* i've seen all the movies but I honestly don't *know*. And what i have read/seen, I can barely remember. As soon as they're done, i cease to care at all and it just all seeps out of me. Honestly, I could tell you more about the plots of mediocre films I've seen 20 yrs ago than most of the Potter stuff.

I love all the mainstream reviews that mention Dumbledore dying in the first paragraph though. huagh huagh huagh

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:31:06 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on July 15, 2009, 12:04:15 AM

I didn't even know there was a new Harry Potter movie coming out until tonight. What the fuck, am I living under a rock or something?

Nobody cares about Harry Potter anymore, this isn't 2001.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** July 15, 2009, 02:39:39 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 15, 2009, 02:31:06 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on July 15, 2009, 12:04:15 AM
I didn't even know there was a new Harry Potter movie coming out until tonight. What the fuck, am I living under a rock or something?

Nobody cares about Harry Potter anymore, this isn't 2001.

Reb · « **Reply #39 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:25:16 AM »

One of my friends invited me to this. I slapped the shit out of him, and now we're going to see Bruno.

Bildi · « **Reply #40 on:** July 15, 2009, 04:31:49 AM »

If we were in the same room I'd so make out with you right now.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #41 on:** July 15, 2009, 11:23:21 AM »

Last night, I walked out of the theater feeling really good about that movie. I had been thoroughly entertained!

This morning... I realized that I had a few complaints. I mean, overall the movie was good. I am not saying that it wasn't. But there were some changes at the end that made it feel rushed. When the credits rolled, I said out loud "What? That's it?". :/

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #42 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:28:15 PM »

I have on good authority that the movie was boring, nowhere near as good as Cuaron's installment and that the ending came off pretty badly.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #43 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:36:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 15, 2009, 12:28:15 PM

I have on good authority that the movie was boring, nowhere near as good as Cuaron's installment and that the ending came off pretty badly.

It wasn't boring, by any means. I enjoyed everything but the last five minutes or so. But, when it came to the ending,

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I expected to actually see the fight that was in the book with the death eaters against the Order. But they skipped that, and made it into "Oh well, Dumbledore and Snape landed on the tower and then Draco pops out! Then other death eaters come up! Then Snape shushes Harry, which lets him kill Dumbledore. Ugh. Okay, first things first, death eaters and the Order/DA fought under the tower. Draco ran up and confronted Dumbledore, with Harry up there under the Invis cloak bound by the Petrificus Totalus charm Dumbledore had just put on him. Then more death eaters came up, blah blah, but they were still fighting below. Then Snape comes out of nowhere, and kills Dumbledore. That didn't happen. Goddamnit. Also, they didn't show Dumbledore's funeral, which was something I was really looking forward to seeing. Instead, the movie is ended with Ron, Harry, and Hermione talking for five minutes about the same stuff they were SUPPOSED to say at the funeral. It lost part of it's impact to me.

Also, another thing. Ginny and Harry were supposed to be dating for most of the movie, not just happening to kiss towards the end. Half of the heartbreak was supposed to be from Harry telling Ginny at the funeral that they couldn't be together because he had to go find the horcruxes.

[close]

^ srs spoilerzzz ^
$:-\$

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #44 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:46:22 PM »

Movie was awesome. Some changes were odd but they were changes I didn't believe to be for the worse.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #45 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:48:05 PM »

Not what I heard, from people whose opinions on film matter.

tehjaybo · « **Reply #46 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:50:03 PM »

You could always just watch it and find out.

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:50:32 PM »

Do they really need to divide the last book into two separate movies? I mean really.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #48 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:50:43 PM »

None of these films are particularly interesting and will hopefully be forgotten in a decade, so I don't spend money to see them. I'll catch it when its on Blu-ray or something.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:51:29 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2009, 12:50:32 PM

Do they really need to divide the last book into two separate movies? I mean really.

Apparently this movie is so dull that they could've skipped this one entirely!

tehjaybo · « **Reply #50 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:51:56 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on July 15, 2009, 12:50:32 PM

Do they really need to divide the last book into two separate movies? I mean really.

I hope that they make it worthwhile. $:-\$

Quote from: Willco on July 15, 2009, 12:50:43 PM

None of these films are particularly interesting and will hopefully be forgotten in a decade, so I don't spend money to see them. I'll catch it when its on Blu-ray or something.

Why not just download them then, that way you can have constructive conversation rather than "Well I haven't seen it but my friend thought it sucked"

tehjaybo · « **Reply #51 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:52:35 PM »

FUCK Y'ALL ITS LUNCHTIME. I haven't eaten in 24 hours. brb.

Himu · « **Reply #52 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:52:37 PM »

I'm glad I'm not the only person in this thread who has read all the HP books and has forgotten every fucking thing in the story.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #53 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:56:10 PM »

Quote from: tehjaybo on July 15, 2009, 12:51:56 PM

Why not just download them then, that way you can have constructive conversation rather than "Well I haven't seen it but my friend thought it sucked"

I've seen the other ones (although, I did not finish Goblet of Fire - it was that boring), but I don't advocate piracy. That's just dumb. And my acquaintance who has seen the film is not just "some friend", he is a connoisseur of the medium. His cutting remarks would smash your face into a jelly.

Yeti · « **Reply #54 on:** July 15, 2009, 12:58:41 PM »

This was my least favorite book, I don't give a shit about Voldemort's backstory, which is pretty much all that the sixth book is about, and hearing about his wah-wah childhood makes him seem a lot less villainous. They kind of pussied him up in the fifth movie already though, so I don't know.

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #55 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:02:22 PM »

Does Harry fingerbang Ginny

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #56 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:07:45 PM »

Christ Willco, you're a fuck sometimes

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #57 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:15:33 PM »

Don't be all butthurt.

Fragamemnon · « **Reply #58 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:23:34 PM »

Quote from: Willco on July 15, 2009, 12:56:10 PM

I've seen the other ones (although, I did not finish Goblet of Fire - it was that boring), but I don't advocate piracy. That's just dumb. And my acquaintance who has seen the film is not just "some friend", he is a connoisseur of the medium. His cutting remarks would smash your face into a jelly.

I bet he likes Juno. And Judd Apatow films.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #59 on:** July 15, 2009, 01:25:17 PM »

I don't talk to Cheebs!

... my friend is currently in hiding, after people learned of an editorial he wrote about a Final Fantasy character when he was 18-years-old!

News:

Author Topic: The Harry Potter Thread of Reviewers Say Its Better than Azkaban (Read 15910 times)