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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2009, 12:52:33 AM

Title: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2009, 12:52:33 AM

You are better than this.  Didn't 300 bankroll you out of this awful, awful genre?

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2009, 01:08:11 AM

Don't forget, he's doing G4M3R!

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 17, 2009, 01:14:24 AM

Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 17, 2009, 02:50:41 AM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 17, 2009, 01:14:24 AM

Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

This thread actually makes more sense if you read the thread title the way I did at first:

Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chicks

Wilco wants some of dat hot, sweaty, Spartan man meat.  :drool

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: dammitmattt on July 17, 2009, 02:51:34 AM

These commercials are so fucking stupid for his new shitty movie with Heigl.  And I had to watch it about a dozen times tonight since we had 30 Rock and The Office reruns on in the background.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 17, 2009, 02:53:08 AM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 17, 2009, 01:14:24 AM

Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

Actually, women loved 300.  Bunch of sweaty dudes showing off their six packs and mowing down scary looking ethnics!  It's like Republican porn!

... New movie looks awful.  He could be doing thrillers or genre flicks, but he's doing this trash?  Ugh.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: ch1nchilla on July 17, 2009, 02:53:34 AM

Gerard Butler is on the cover of the new Esquire. Now I'm finna read that shit because of this thread.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Fresh Prince on July 17, 2009, 03:02:34 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 17, 2009, 02:53:08 AM

Actually, women loved 300.  Bunch of sweaty dudes showing off their six packs and mowing down scary looking ethnics!  It's like Republican porn!

... New movie looks awful.  He could be doing thrillers or genre flicks, but he's doing this trash?  Ugh.

300 is more homoerotic than evilbore. Cynasita and lennedsay feign interest in us but really they think were ugly, spiteful bitches that don't deserve marriage or children :'(

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Mr. Gundam on July 17, 2009, 04:00:10 AM

Quote from: Willco on July 17, 2009, 02:53:08 AM

Quote from: Fresh Prince on July 17, 2009, 01:14:24 AM

Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

Actually, women loved 300.  Bunch of sweaty dudes showing off their six packs and mowing down scary looking ethnics!  It's like Republican porn!

I don't know what kind of women you're around, but every single woman I know who saw 300 thought it was awful and horribly gay, but not in a good way.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: twerd on July 17, 2009, 04:16:01 AM

Quote

Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Flicks

Fixed.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Cormacaroni on July 17, 2009, 10:36:24 AM

this is turning into Chinese Whispers. me next:

Willco opened a letter from Gerard, his sex butler. it told him to stop flicking chicks

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Cyanista on July 17, 2009, 01:30:59 PM

I have to agree.  Mr. Butler, you are hot, please to be making movies I can watch without projectile vomiting. 

CC this letter to Ryan Reynolds.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 17, 2009, 01:41:24 PM

300 is probably the most influential film of this decade.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: E-DuB on July 17, 2009, 02:08:19 PM

I saw the South Park episode about the Lesbian bar yesterday and I laughed my ass off how they spoofed "300". Genius I tell you!

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: lennedsay on July 17, 2009, 02:16:08 PM

Everybody should stop doing chick flicks.  :yuck

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: EvilBoris on July 17, 2009, 08:46:13 PM

 I want Bale to do one

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: clothedmacuser on July 19, 2009, 04:05:16 AM

Wilco is the guy with horrible movie tastes, right?


All I can say is  :lol at Kathrine Hiegel.  That's what you get for badmouthing the directors of your movies/TV shows.  Get ready to see her elusively on Lifetime original movies.

Title: Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
Post by: etiolate on July 19, 2009, 04:54:29 AM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 17, 2009, 02:16:08 PM

Everybody should stop doing chicks  :yuck

fixed for evilbore