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The Fake Shemp

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Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« on: July 17, 2009, 12:52:33 AM »
You are better than this.  Didn't 300 bankroll you out of this awful, awful genre?
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2009, 01:08:11 AM »
Don't forget, he's doing G4M3R!
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Fresh Prince

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2009, 01:14:24 AM »
Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 02:50:41 AM »
Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

This thread actually makes more sense if you read the thread title the way I did at first:

Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chicks

Wilco wants some of dat hot, sweaty, Spartan man meat.  :drool
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dammitmattt

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 02:51:34 AM »
These commercials are so fucking stupid for his new shitty movie with Heigl.  And I had to watch it about a dozen times tonight since we had 30 Rock and The Office reruns on in the background.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 02:53:08 AM »
Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

Actually, women loved 300.  Bunch of sweaty dudes showing off their six packs and mowing down scary looking ethnics!  It's like Republican porn!

... New movie looks awful.  He could be doing thrillers or genre flicks, but he's doing this trash?  Ugh.
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ch1nchilla

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 02:53:34 AM »
Gerard Butler is on the cover of the new Esquire. Now I'm finna read that shit because of this thread.

Fresh Prince

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 03:02:34 AM »
Actually, women loved 300.  Bunch of sweaty dudes showing off their six packs and mowing down scary looking ethnics!  It's like Republican porn!

... New movie looks awful.  He could be doing thrillers or genre flicks, but he's doing this trash?  Ugh.
300 is more homoerotic than evilbore. Cynasita and lennedsay feign interest in us but really they think were ugly, spiteful bitches that don't deserve marriage or children :'(
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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2009, 04:00:10 AM »
Gerard Butler women love you for doing chick flicks, Willco loves you for doing 300. Difficult choice.

Actually, women loved 300.  Bunch of sweaty dudes showing off their six packs and mowing down scary looking ethnics!  It's like Republican porn!

I don't know what kind of women you're around, but every single woman I know who saw 300 thought it was awful and horribly gay, but not in a good way.
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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2009, 04:16:01 AM »
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Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Flicks
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Cormacaroni

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2009, 10:36:24 AM »
this is turning into Chinese Whispers. me next:

Willco opened a letter from Gerard, his sex butler. it told him to stop flicking chicks
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Cyanista

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2009, 01:30:59 PM »
I have to agree.  Mr. Butler, you are hot, please to be making movies I can watch without projectile vomiting. 

CC this letter to Ryan Reynolds.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2009, 01:41:24 PM »
300 is probably the most influential film of this decade.

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E-DuB

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2009, 02:08:19 PM »
I saw the South Park episode about the Lesbian bar yesterday and I laughed my ass off how they spoofed "300". Genius I tell you!

lennedsay

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2009, 02:16:08 PM »
Everybody should stop doing chick flicks.  :yuck
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EvilBoris

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #15 on: July 17, 2009, 08:46:13 PM »
 I want Bale to do one

clothedmacuser

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2009, 04:05:16 AM »
Wilco is the guy with horrible movie tastes, right?


All I can say is  :lol at Kathrine Hiegel.  That's what you get for badmouthing the directors of your movies/TV shows.  Get ready to see her elusively on Lifetime original movies.
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etiolate

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Re: Open Letter to Gerard Butler: Stop Doing Chick Flicks
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 04:54:29 AM »
Everybody should stop doing chicks  :yuck

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