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Title: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 08:09:41 PM: [youtube=560,345]g8DCt3Lmi28[/youtube]
smh

Yes I'm late etc.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:15:23 PM: I thought that was an awesome entrance. Put a huge smile on my face.

My view is this:

It's their wedding, let them do whatever the fuck they want that makes them happy, and fuck the haters.

Beats having a cookie-cutter wedding that's the same as everyone else's.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Powerslave on August 01, 2009, 08:16:11 PM: It's not like any wedding mathers.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 08:18:47 PM: I'm pretty sure if black people did this it would be, 'Lol crazy coons!'.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:21:42 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 08:18:47 PM
I'm pretty sure if black people did this it would be, 'Lol crazy coons!'.

Racist.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2009, 08:25:16 PM: I saw this on some news site, saying it was amazing/funny/inventive/etc. Meh, I don't "get" it, at all. I can't even say "lol white people" because they've come up with some very cool wedding dances/entrances. That one just sucks

What better way to start a marriage than dance in a church to a domestic violence convict's music smh
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 08:45:10 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2009, 08:25:16 PM
What better way to start a marriage than dance in a church to a domestic violence convict's music smh
This too.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:50:55 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2009, 08:25:16 PM

What better way to start a marriage than dance in a church to a domestic violence convict's music smh

Because playing an artist's music = tacit approval of ALL of said artist's actions.

Guess nobody should be allowed to listen to Michael Jackson music, either.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 08:52:56 PM: Quote from: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Because playing an artist's music = tacit approval of ALL of said artist's actions.

Guess nobody should be allowed to listen to Michael Jackson music, either.
Michael Jackson was never charged :smug

What a surprise the whitest person here defends the actions of other white people :smug
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:56:06 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
Quote from: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:50:55 PM
Because playing an artist's music = tacit approval of ALL of said artist's actions.

Guess nobody should be allowed to listen to Michael Jackson music, either.
Michael Jackson was never charged :smug

What a surprise the whitest person here defends the actions of other white people :smug

Pretty sure PD is whiter than me. :smug
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 09:25:12 PM: PD is also the gayest member here so it's unlikely he'll get married soon either :smug
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Barry Egan on August 01, 2009, 09:32:00 PM: :rock Boogie :rock
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 01, 2009, 09:34:42 PM: Quote from: Chipopo on August 01, 2009, 09:32:00 PM
:rock Boogie :rock
Canadians smh.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Barry Egan on August 01, 2009, 09:43:58 PM: :drudge 2000 :drudge CELEBRATED POSTS FROM LONELY CANADA
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 01, 2009, 10:03:18 PM: w00t w00t Lets sing the national anthem. I'll do the English part, and you the French, and then we'll kiss when the fireworks go off.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Powerslave on August 01, 2009, 10:28:52 PM: Quote from: Jinfash on August 01, 2009, 10:21:28 PM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BROWN VAGINAS AND NIPS? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT!!!

Useless post.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 10:34:16 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on August 01, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on August 01, 2009, 10:21:28 PM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BROWN VAGINAS AND NIPS? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT!!!

Useless post.

As opposed to your standard contribution to any given thread....?
Title: Re: White people
Post by: OptimoPeach on August 01, 2009, 10:38:32 PM: :lol Okay, I was so ready to hate this, but it was pretty great. It was definitely better than those nerds that had a Katamari wedding; that one was just embarrassing.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Powerslave on August 01, 2009, 10:43:48 PM: Quote from: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 10:34:16 PM
Quote from: Powerslave on August 01, 2009, 10:28:52 PM
Quote from: Jinfash on August 01, 2009, 10:21:28 PM
WHITE PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING! WHAT'S WRONG WITH BROWN VAGINAS AND NIPS? NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT!!!

Useless post.

As opposed to your standard contribution to any given thread....?

Come on, that post was just screaming 'hey guys I'm here too!'.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: etiolate on August 01, 2009, 10:44:01 PM: haters gonna hate

I plan on struttin' to the chapel with a jazz band following me playing this mothafucka right here

[youtube=560,345]R4_r-x9MOYU[/youtube]
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Jabberwocky on August 01, 2009, 11:40:02 PM: Cute, but they'll probably look back in it after a decade or two and feel somewhat embarrassed.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 11:47:17 PM: Quote from: Jabberwocky on August 01, 2009, 11:40:02 PM
Cute, but they'll probably look back in it after a decade or two and feel somewhat embarrassed.

Not a chance, I'd bet.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: DJ_Tet on August 01, 2009, 11:48:25 PM: Quote from: Powerslave on August 01, 2009, 08:16:11 PM
It's not like any wedding mathers.

(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/kochilin/2423Jerry_Mathers_TV_Land_Awards_20.jpg)
Title: Re: White people
Post by: pilonv1 on August 02, 2009, 12:10:53 AM: thought this was awesome
Title: I "do"
Post by: Mandark on August 02, 2009, 01:27:04 AM: Quote from: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:15:23 PM
Beats having a cookie-cutter wedding that's the same as everyone else's.

Pshaw.

The wacky dance wedding is already a years-old trope that reeks of self-congratulatory wannabe cleverness and fake nonconformity.

The only upside is that they'll have, right off the bat, material with which they can threaten to completely mortify their future children.
Title: Re: I "do"
Post by: Boogie on August 02, 2009, 01:34:17 AM: Quote from: Mandark on August 02, 2009, 01:27:04 AM
Quote from: Boogie on August 01, 2009, 08:15:23 PM
Beats having a cookie-cutter wedding that's the same as everyone else's.

Pshaw.

The wacky dance wedding is already a years-old trope that reeks of self-congratulatory wannabe cleverness and fake nonconformity.

It is?

News to me.

Still, your take on it still strikes me as overly-analytical. I still stand by my "they had fun, critics can fuck off" assessment.

I'd love to have a wedding entrance like this one.

The only thing that might stop me is that I also want to get married wearing my RCMP dress uniform, and I might balk at doing something too outrageous whilst wearing my RCMP colours.

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The only upside is that they'll have, right off the bat, material with which they can threaten to completely mortify their future children.

Well, duh, from what I gather, that's 75% of the motivation for doing anything once a couple gets engaged. ;)
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Mandark on August 02, 2009, 02:08:01 AM: Eh, I'm just getting more impatient with and crankier about people Doing Things Ironically.

If someone wants to insert some geeky, tacky, or potentially embarrassing extra bit* to their wedding ceremony because it's something they really love or it reaffirms their identity, I'd love 'em for it even as it made me cringe.

For whatever reason, I'm finding I can't stand the "Lookit me! I'm being *wacky*!" vibe. Not worth spending a ton of hate on, but where else can I go to make arbitrary pro-/con- pronouncements?

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Like dressing up in one's Mountie costume. ;)
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Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 02, 2009, 02:12:47 AM: I'm glad they had fun but not to get all PD and all but it's in a church there should be a level of solemnity if you're going to have the service in a church. If this was in the reception I'd be cool except that it's a shit song- that's a year old.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 02, 2009, 02:19:35 AM: Quote from: etiolate on August 01, 2009, 10:44:01 PM
I plan on struttin' to the chapel with a jazz band following me playing this mothafucka right here

[youtube=560,345]R4_r-x9MOYU[/youtube]
That's not bad since it's instrumental and you said strut.

If I still remember this I plan to get my best men and I to rap this as we enter the reception: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLAFoFdM1ws
Title: Re: White people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 02, 2009, 02:33:22 AM: ironic sex > ironic dancing
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 02, 2009, 02:33:58 AM: oh shut up
Title: Re: White people
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 02, 2009, 02:34:18 AM: make me
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Mandark on August 02, 2009, 02:34:24 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 02, 2009, 02:33:22 AM
ironic sex > ironic dancing

Oh yeah baby, it feels so "good".
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 02, 2009, 02:34:59 AM: Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 02, 2009, 02:34:18 AM
make me
Done
Title: Re: White people
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on August 03, 2009, 10:01:56 AM: PeeDee was probably mad that there was no broom jumping in the video.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Don Flamenco on August 03, 2009, 12:03:20 PM: Quote from: OptimoPeach on August 01, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
:lol Okay, I was so ready to hate this, but it was pretty great. It was definitely better than those nerds that had a Katamari wedding; that one was just embarrassing.

need schadenfreude, please link to the katamari wedding
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Cyanista on August 03, 2009, 12:17:54 PM: Quote from: Mandark on August 02, 2009, 02:08:01 AM
Eh, I'm just getting more impatient with and crankier about people Doing Things Ironically.

If someone wants to insert some geeky, tacky, or potentially embarrassing extra bit* to their wedding ceremony because it's something they really love or it reaffirms their identity, I'd love 'em for it even as it made me cringe.

For whatever reason, I'm finding I can't stand the "Lookit me! I'm being *wacky*!" vibe. Not worth spending a ton of hate on, but where else can I go to make arbitrary pro-/con- pronouncements?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Like dressing up in one's Mountie costume. ;)
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Ok, psycho, somehow I doubt that couple decided to have a goofy dance-entrance to their wedding so YOU would watch them. Your grip on reality, it falters.....

I thought it was cute.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: OptimoPeach on August 03, 2009, 12:29:01 PM: Quote from: Kranz Fafka on August 03, 2009, 12:03:20 PM
Quote from: OptimoPeach on August 01, 2009, 10:38:32 PM
:lol Okay, I was so ready to hate this, but it was pretty great. It was definitely better than those nerds that had a Katamari wedding; that one was just embarrassing.

need schadenfreude, please link to the katamari wedding
Asperger's ahoy (http://www.destructoid.com/elephant/photo-m.phtml?post_key=142103)
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 03, 2009, 12:38:53 PM: Quote from: Cyanista on August 03, 2009, 12:17:54 PM
Quote from: Mandark on August 02, 2009, 02:08:01 AM
Eh, I'm just getting more impatient with and crankier about people Doing Things Ironically.

If someone wants to insert some geeky, tacky, or potentially embarrassing extra bit* to their wedding ceremony because it's something they really love or it reaffirms their identity, I'd love 'em for it even as it made me cringe.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Like dressing up in one's Mountie costume. ;)
[close]
hey want, but I don't know these people and feel no reason to love their wackiness, I just feel my bad taste radar klaxon blaring

Ok, psycho, somehow I doubt that couple decided to have a goofy dance-entrance to their wedding so YOU would watch them. Your grip on reality, it falters.....

I thought it was cute.

I don't think he was claiming they were demanding his attention, just the whole "look at us, we so crazy" thing has been played out and is increasingly lame. It's their wedding and they can do whatever the fuck they want, ,but that won't stop my bad taste klaxons from blaring
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Tieno on August 03, 2009, 03:53:15 PM: Jesus, what synical critics. I agree with Kosma, it's a damn cool and awesome video. Looks like they had a lot of fun.

Don't hate for the sake of hating, bunch of distinguished effete fellows.
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 03, 2009, 04:54:38 PM: I like Jinfash's idea. PR stunt.

Edit: Also note that there is not a single non-white person that has defended the couple :smug
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Boogie on August 03, 2009, 10:33:57 PM: Quote from: Fresh Prince on August 02, 2009, 02:12:47 AM
I'm glad they had fun but not to get all PD and all but it's in a church there should be a level of solemnity if you're going to have the service in a church. If this was in the reception I'd be cool except that it's a shit song- that's a year old.

Are you religious, Fresh Prince?
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Powerslave on August 03, 2009, 11:11:03 PM: I think atheists are ignorant!
Title: Re: White people
Post by: Fresh Prince on August 04, 2009, 06:51:53 AM: Quote from: Boogie on August 03, 2009, 10:33:57 PM
Are you religious, Fresh Prince?
If I got a ceremony in a Church I would feign solemnity and reverence :smug