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Title: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Jansen on August 20, 2009, 05:38:33 PM
[youtube=560,345]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxjMOksWAew[/youtube]
 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 20, 2009, 05:50:31 PM
Futuristic car-combat! :hyper
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Third on August 20, 2009, 05:54:12 PM
GT5 and Forza 3 owned
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Bebpo on August 20, 2009, 05:55:12 PM
Looks more fun than any of their rpgs
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: magus on August 20, 2009, 05:59:58 PM
man it's another half assed game on the wii... it always make me wonder why they can't either
a) do nothing
b) actualy put some effort into it
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 20, 2009, 06:01:06 PM
looks one small notch above N64 quality :lol
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Third on August 20, 2009, 06:05:31 PM
wow @ bebpo troll :lol

There seem to be a review of the game..

http://www.gamingv.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=117:archer-maclean-speedzone-wii&catid=34:frontpage-content

(http://www.gamingv.co.uk/images/stories/arch/review_panel_flat_small.jpg)

(http://i27.tinypic.com/2pz02s4.jpg)

(http://i26.tinypic.com/5bw55f.jpg)

Poor Wii-only owners
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 06:06:17 PM
Looks more fun than any of their rpgs

yeah. i'll actually keep an eye out for this game just because it looks like SFRush2049, which is one of the best arcade racers ever.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Jansen on August 20, 2009, 06:15:38 PM
fallout 3 is awesome

but i can see how the wii only owning ntards and raging japafags would be turned off by its greatness
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 06:21:29 PM
fallout 3 is awesome

but i can see how the wii only owning ntards and raging japafags would be turned off by its greatness
worst fallout game.

worst script, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible animation, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible pacing, as to be expected by bethesda.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 20, 2009, 06:29:46 PM
:lol

2.5/10
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 20, 2009, 06:39:56 PM
(http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/n64/bar/1.jpg)
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Eel O'Brian on August 20, 2009, 07:23:29 PM
actual size!
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: E-DuB on August 20, 2009, 07:31:07 PM
Um....no thanks
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 20, 2009, 07:58:17 PM
Looks like a Bethesda game to me.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Bildi on August 20, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
(http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/n64/bar/1.jpg)

:bow
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 20, 2009, 08:08:57 PM
fallout 3 is awesome

but i can see how the wii only owning ntards and raging japafags would be turned off by its greatness

worst fallout game.

worst script, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible animation, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible pacing, as to be expected by bethesda.

Ban this filth.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 08:15:03 PM

Ban this filth.

i like bonnie prince billy, though.  :-*
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: tiesto on August 20, 2009, 09:14:54 PM
Looks like a middling Xbox game from last gen... come on, why can't we have some Elder Scrolls spinoff with Motion+ at least?
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: demi on August 20, 2009, 09:20:39 PM
Xbox? Really
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: SantaC on August 20, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
IT looks like a fun game. Rock N roll racing in 3D?

Why must everything have Crysis like graphics.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 20, 2009, 09:31:40 PM
Xbox? Really

more like dreamcast, the best console of ever :hyper
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: demi on August 20, 2009, 09:36:27 PM
IT looks like a fun game. Rock N roll racing in 3D?

Why must everything have Crysis like graphics.

Because it's 2009. Sorry your third world country hasnt realised that
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: SantaC on August 20, 2009, 10:00:32 PM
IT looks like a fun game. Rock N roll racing in 3D?

Why must everything have Crysis like graphics.

Because it's 2009. Sorry your third world country hasnt realised that

My country along with Nintendo then  :lol
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 20, 2009, 10:06:49 PM
It looks like a cleaned up N64 title.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 21, 2009, 12:41:57 AM
(http://www.gaming-age.com/reviews/archive/old_reviews/n64/bar/1.jpg)

[youtube=560,345]kuNCazLW7ak[/youtube]

:rock
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 21, 2009, 02:51:44 AM
Yeah I'm just pretending to love excitebots.  I'm also not looking forward to trackmania Wii with splitscreen multiplayer, nope.  I hate this system so much because bitter internet nerds invalidate the library at every turn.  They must know that I can't possibly be having fun.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: tiesto on August 21, 2009, 02:55:44 AM
Yeah I'm just pretending to love excitebots.  I'm also not looking forward to trackmania Wii with splitscreen multiplayer, nope.  I hate this system so much because bitter internet nerds invalidate the library at every turn.  They must know that I can't possibly be having fun.

You should buy "The Munchables", it's pretty fun.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 21, 2009, 02:15:18 PM
I dunno, I'm trying to cut back on frivolous purchases.  Maybe I'll pick it up during one of those inventory clearing sales.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2009, 02:19:06 PM
while the graphics and gameplay might not be good, I hear Bethesda is working hard on this games whimsy quotient.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 22, 2009, 01:37:24 AM
The whimsy quotient is nil.  Excitebots suceeded at giving its' vehicles personality.  Its whimsy can't be surpassed.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 02:55:59 AM
The whimsy quotient is nil.  Excitebots suceeded at giving its' vehicles personality.  Its whimsy can't be surpassed.
really?

i mean, the handling was different, and the immediate identifiability of the vehicles was much appreciated, but i wouldn't say that any single vehicle felt more characterized than another. i really wish they went all out and said fuck it, and given the vehicles unique voices (they still sound like tiny boat motors) and more animalistic animations.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 23, 2009, 03:27:56 AM
Animalistic animations is redundant phrasing.  I think the word "animal" derives from the latin word for movement.  Its used to describe the phyla/kingdom most associated with movement.  But considering sponges are animals I guess its an outdated label.  I can't remember if only "animals" have eurykraotic (sp?) cell structures.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 23, 2009, 09:48:40 AM
Wii game conversations always wind up boiling down to something like the above.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 23, 2009, 09:20:36 PM
Animalistic animations is redundant phrasing.  I think the word "animal" derives from the latin word for movement.  Its used to describe the phyla/kingdom most associated with movement.  But considering sponges are animals I guess its an outdated label.  I can't remember if only "animals" have eurykraotic (sp?) cell structures.
i took latin, fuck you.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Flannel Boy on August 23, 2009, 09:54:28 PM
It's animal-like, not animalistic.

Animalistic animations is redundant phrasing.

No it's not. Are the only things that animate in games animals or objects with animal-like movements? Do clouds, waterfalls, or cars animate like animals? And does the term animal-like imply movement? It could refer to temperament, among other things.

Its . . . its

It's 

EmCeeGrammar, eh?
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 23, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
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Its whimsy can't be surpassed.

we've come up against theoretical limits on whimsy?   :o  and here I thought Moore's Law would continue to guarantee exponential growth in whimsicality for at least another decade or so  :'(
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2009, 11:50:43 PM
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Its whimsy can't be surpassed.

we've come up against theoretical limits on whimsy?   :o  and here I thought Moore's Law would continue to guarantee exponential growth in whimsicality for at least another decade or so  :'(

Wii 2 will have a custom-built whimsy co-processor to increase whimsy output. Also a WhimsyPlus attachment for the WiiMote 2.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: twerd on August 24, 2009, 12:25:45 AM
Wii 2 will have a custom-built wiimsy co-processor to increase whimsy output. Also a WiimsyPlus attachment for the WiiMote 2.
Fixed for accuracy.

It's animal-like, not animalistic.
You're right, I feel ashamed and must cleanse myself twice.
Title: Re: amazing new wii game from bethesda
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 24, 2009, 02:18:27 AM
My handle is intended for irony, Malek.  Wait scratch that comma