Author Topic: amazing new wii game from bethesda (Read 2824 times)

Jansen · « **on:** August 20, 2009, 05:38:33 PM »

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:50:31 PM »

Futuristic car-combat!

Third · « **Reply #2 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:54:12 PM »

GT5 and Forza 3 owned

Bebpo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:55:12 PM »

Looks more fun than any of their rpgs

magus · « **Reply #4 on:** August 20, 2009, 05:59:58 PM »

man it's another half assed game on the wii... it always make me wonder why they can't either
a) do nothing
b) actualy put some effort into it

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #5 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:01:06 PM »

looks one small notch above N64 quality

Third · « **Reply #6 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:05:31 PM »

wow @ bebpo troll

There seem to be a review of the game..

http://www.gamingv.co.uk/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=117:archer-maclean-speedzone-wii&catid=34:frontpage-content

Poor Wii-only owners

twerd · « **Reply #7 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:06:17 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on August 20, 2009, 05:55:12 PM

Looks more fun than any of their rpgs

yeah. i'll actually keep an eye out for this game just because it looks like SFRush2049, which is one of the best arcade racers ever.

Jansen · « **Reply #8 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:15:38 PM »

fallout 3 is awesome

but i can see how the wii only owning ntards and raging japafags would be turned off by its greatness

twerd · « **Reply #9 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:21:29 PM »

Quote from: Jansen on August 20, 2009, 06:15:38 PM

fallout 3 is awesome

but i can see how the wii only owning ntards and raging japafags would be turned off by its greatness

worst fallout game.

worst script, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible animation, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible pacing, as to be expected by bethesda.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #10 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:29:46 PM »

2.5/10

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** August 20, 2009, 06:39:56 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #12 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:23:29 PM »

actual size!

E-DuB · « **Reply #13 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:31:07 PM »

Um....no thanks

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:58:17 PM »

Looks like a Bethesda game to me.

Bildi · « **Reply #15 on:** August 20, 2009, 07:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Malek on August 20, 2009, 06:39:56 PM

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:08:57 PM »

Quote from: twerd on August 20, 2009, 06:21:29 PM

Quote from: Jansen on August 20, 2009, 06:15:38 PM
fallout 3 is awesome

but i can see how the wii only owning ntards and raging japafags would be turned off by its greatness

worst fallout game.

worst script, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible animation, as to be expected by bethesda.

terrible pacing, as to be expected by bethesda.

Ban this filth.

twerd · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2009, 08:15:03 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on August 20, 2009, 08:08:57 PM

Ban this filth.

i like bonnie prince billy, though.

tiesto · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:14:54 PM »

Looks like a middling Xbox game from last gen... come on, why can't we have some Elder Scrolls spinoff with Motion+ at least?

demi · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:20:39 PM »

Xbox? Really

SantaC · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:28:45 PM »

IT looks like a fun game. Rock N roll racing in 3D?

Why must everything have Crysis like graphics.

twerd · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:31:40 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2009, 09:20:39 PM

Xbox? Really

more like dreamcast, the best console of ever

demi · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2009, 09:36:27 PM »

Quote from: SantaC on August 20, 2009, 09:28:45 PM

IT looks like a fun game. Rock N roll racing in 3D?

Why must everything have Crysis like graphics.

Because it's 2009. Sorry your third world country hasnt realised that

SantaC · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:00:32 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2009, 09:36:27 PM

Quote from: SantaC on August 20, 2009, 09:28:45 PM
IT looks like a fun game. Rock N roll racing in 3D?

Why must everything have Crysis like graphics.

Because it's 2009. Sorry your third world country hasnt realised that

My country along with Nintendo then

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2009, 10:06:49 PM »

It looks like a cleaned up N64 title.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #25 on:** August 21, 2009, 12:41:57 AM »

Quote from: Malek on August 20, 2009, 06:39:56 PM

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EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #26 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:51:44 AM »

Yeah I'm just pretending to love excitebots. I'm also not looking forward to trackmania Wii with splitscreen multiplayer, nope. I hate this system so much because bitter internet nerds invalidate the library at every turn. They must know that I can't possibly be having fun.

tiesto · « **Reply #27 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:55:44 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 21, 2009, 02:51:44 AM

Yeah I'm just pretending to love excitebots. I'm also not looking forward to trackmania Wii with splitscreen multiplayer, nope. I hate this system so much because bitter internet nerds invalidate the library at every turn. They must know that I can't possibly be having fun.

You should buy "The Munchables", it's pretty fun.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:15:18 PM »

I dunno, I'm trying to cut back on frivolous purchases. Maybe I'll pick it up during one of those inventory clearing sales.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #29 on:** August 21, 2009, 02:19:06 PM »

while the graphics and gameplay might not be good, I hear Bethesda is working hard on this games whimsy quotient.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2009, 01:37:24 AM »

The whimsy quotient is nil. Excitebots suceeded at giving its' vehicles personality. Its whimsy can't be surpassed.

twerd · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2009, 02:55:59 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 22, 2009, 01:37:24 AM

The whimsy quotient is nil. Excitebots suceeded at giving its' vehicles personality. Its whimsy can't be surpassed.

really?

i mean, the handling was different, and the immediate identifiability of the vehicles was much appreciated, but i wouldn't say that any single vehicle felt more characterized than another. i really wish they went all out and said fuck it, and given the vehicles unique voices (they still sound like tiny boat motors) and more animalistic animations.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #32 on:** August 23, 2009, 03:27:56 AM »

Animalistic animations is redundant phrasing. I think the word "animal" derives from the latin word for movement. Its used to describe the phyla/kingdom most associated with movement. But considering sponges are animals I guess its an outdated label. I can't remember if only "animals" have eurykraotic (sp?) cell structures.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:48:40 AM »

Wii game conversations always wind up boiling down to something like the above.

twerd · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:20:36 PM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 23, 2009, 03:27:56 AM

Animalistic animations is redundant phrasing. I think the word "animal" derives from the latin word for movement. Its used to describe the phyla/kingdom most associated with movement. But considering sponges are animals I guess its an outdated label. I can't remember if only "animals" have eurykraotic (sp?) cell structures.

i took latin, fuck you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2009, 09:54:28 PM »

It's animal-like, not animalistic.

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 23, 2009, 03:27:56 AM

Animalistic animations is redundant phrasing.

No it's not. Are the only things that animate in games animals or objects with animal-like movements? Do clouds, waterfalls, or cars animate like animals? And does the term animal-like imply movement? It could refer to temperament, among other things.

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on August 23, 2009, 03:27:56 AM

Its . . . its

It's

EmCeeGrammar, eh?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2009, 11:33:35 PM »

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Its whimsy can't be surpassed.

we've come up against theoretical limits on whimsy?

and here I thought Moore's Law would continue to guarantee exponential growth in whimsicality for at least another decade or so :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2009, 11:50:43 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on August 23, 2009, 11:33:35 PM

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Its whimsy can't be surpassed.

we've come up against theoretical limits on whimsy? and here I thought Moore's Law would continue to guarantee exponential growth in whimsicality for at least another decade or so :'(

Wii 2 will have a custom-built whimsy co-processor to increase whimsy output. Also a WhimsyPlus attachment for the WiiMote 2.

twerd · « **Reply #38 on:** August 24, 2009, 12:25:45 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2009, 11:50:43 PM

Wii 2 will have a custom-built wiimsy co-processor to increase whimsy output. Also a WiimsyPlus attachment for the WiiMote 2.

Fixed for accuracy.

Quote from: Malek on August 23, 2009, 09:54:28 PM

It's animal-like, not animalistic.

You're right, I feel ashamed and must cleanse myself twice.

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #39 on:** August 24, 2009, 02:18:27 AM »

My handle is intended for irony, Malek. Wait scratch that comma

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Author Topic: amazing new wii game from bethesda (Read 2824 times)