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Title: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:13:06 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o

Go watch this movie. NOW.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Vizzys on August 21, 2009, 05:14:02 PM
killin gnatsies
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 05:14:59 PM
I'm pretty pumped. 8)

Time to take it to those Nazis! I will probably see it tomorrow or Sunday with my brother.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on August 21, 2009, 05:16:06 PM
:hyper  I can't wait, I hope to see it this weekend or early next week.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:16:33 PM
Do it mang. This shit was insane.  Funny as hell too.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 05:19:13 PM
I heard it was more of a return to Jackie Brown-type Tarantino, which is great. Maybe this will underperform like Jackie Brown, though. Then he'll do a bunch of overrated stuff.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2009, 05:38:24 PM
I heard that it's basically Jew Violence Porn.  It sounds awesome, gonna check it out on Tuesday probably.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:41:18 PM
 Awesome Jew Violence. Nazi killing, nazi killing. I mean, whoever doesn't watch this movie does a disservice to all the brave men that have fought against the Third Reich so long ago.

It's your duty as a free man to watch this film.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2009, 05:43:29 PM
watching this tonight :rock  Will get the bad taste of Kosma-brand racism out of my mouth.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 05:44:22 PM
First scene in the movie. Gave me good feelings and faith, that this world still has good within it.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 05:54:47 PM
Shit is what "Defiance" should have been. Keelin' Nyazis
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 06:01:14 PM
I heard that it's basically Jew Violence Porn.  It sounds awesome, gonna check it out on Tuesday probably.

The term "Jew" will now strike fear into the hearts of man.

"The Bear Jew" will come for your children!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: twerd on August 21, 2009, 06:01:25 PM
you basterd.

i'm not gonna see it, looks like QT's worst movie.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2009, 06:03:44 PM
Every trailer and clip I've seen has totally turned me off. It looks...horrible. Especially when I consider we get BJ Novak instead of Sly Stone
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 06:07:28 PM
Quote from: twerd
i'm not gonna see it, looks like QT's worst movie.

That's Reservoir Dogs. Followed by Kill Bill.

... Sucks for you, Maurice. Apparently, it rocks! :rock
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 21, 2009, 06:08:59 PM
Every trailer and clip I've seen has totally turned me off. It looks...horrible. Especially when I consider we get BJ Novak instead of Sly Stone

QT trailers always suck. That's a commonly known fact. Also, the clips do not do this film justice. Just go to the theater, fucking buy that ticket. Come back, and dare say it's anything but a fucking masterpiece.

You'll love this film.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 06:10:44 PM
Ebert gave it four stars, bitches! (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20090819/REVIEWS/908199995)

Quote from: Roger Ebert
Quentin Tarantino’s “Inglourious Basterds” is a big, bold, audacious war movie that will annoy some, startle others and demonstrate once again that he’s the real thing, a director of quixotic delights.

Been hearing nonstop praise for Christopher Waltz. Even Ebert jumps on the "Give Waltz an Oscar" bandwagon ("...Christoph Waltz deserves an Oscar nomination to go with his best actor award from Cannes").

Woo!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: duckman2000 on August 21, 2009, 06:11:17 PM
It's got Brad "people often mistake my crazy face for good acting skills" Pitt in it, though.  :yuck
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 21, 2009, 06:12:21 PM
Who, also apparently rocks.

Haters pwned.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Barry Egan on August 21, 2009, 06:21:37 PM
:bow Brad Pitt :bow2
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: OptimoPeach on August 21, 2009, 06:52:14 PM
Quote
Inglourious Basterds star Brad Pitt offered Tarantino hash to smoke out of a Coke can during filming.

The Pulp Fiction director revealed on the Howard Stern radio show that Pitt offered him the substance while on location in Europe.

"He had this big brick of hash, he was gonna give me some for the night," the 46-year-old director said.

"So he takes this brick of hash and whips out a knife like Jesse James and cuts this big sliver.

"The thing that was really funny was I said do you have a pipe to go with this? And he just handed me a Coke can.
:bow Pitt :bow2

I'm looking forward to this one.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on August 21, 2009, 06:54:22 PM
Seeing this tonight.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
Read about how Madsen got cut from this   :-\
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 21, 2009, 07:00:42 PM
Read about how Madsen got cut from this   :-\

link?

He was beyond shitty in Sin City
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
Read about how Madsen got cut from this   :-\

link?

He was beyond shitty in Sin City

Here's a link to Madsen being asked if he's in the movie

http://www.film.com/celebrities/mark-madsen/story/michael-madsen-talks-hell-ride/22258175

Quote
CH: Are you still attached to Inglorious Bastards?

MM: Well, that's a big mystery right now. You'd have to ask Quentin. I know Tim Roth and I were attached to it for two or three years. He told me what my character's name was, and we talked a lot about it. But seeing he has this deal with The Weinstein Company and now they seem to be going to the studios, I'm not really sure. I'm hopeful there'll be a role in there for me somewhere.

But from people who have viewed the movie, he isn't in it. There seems to be some shit about Eli Roth being put in instead of Madsen since he's recognizable.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 21, 2009, 09:02:43 PM
i'll probably wait for a telesync or an R5.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 21, 2009, 09:39:10 PM
Quote from: twerd
i'm not gonna see it, looks like QT's worst movie.

That's Reservoir Dogs. Followed by Kill Bill.

... Sucks for you, Maurice. Apparently, it rocks! :rock

Reservoir Dogs QT's worst film :dizzy

What bizarre dreamscape did I just awaken to?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 21, 2009, 10:39:51 PM
It's ok, Federwang is a fan of SPIDER HYPHEN MAN.  No one takes him seriously.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Wollan on August 21, 2009, 11:34:50 PM
Hans Landa (Christoph Waltz) was insanely talented and an incredible role. If this doesn't earn him an Oscar nomination then there's no justice.
Great, great film. Among the top three Quentin Tarantino films, maybe the greatest (though that would require re-viewings and months of digesting for a proper decision).
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Kara on August 21, 2009, 11:50:04 PM
I didn't know this was a Sony Pictures joint.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 21, 2009, 11:52:51 PM
I loved Reservoir Dogs  :'(

Can't wait to watch this, wasn't expecting some of the glowing reviews its been getting. Roeper gave it 4 1/2 out of 5 Stars. I wonder why both Ebert and him aren't listed on Rottentomatoes? (by choice?)
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 22, 2009, 12:28:03 AM
I wonder why both Ebert and him aren't listed on Rottentomatoes? (by choice?)

Ebert:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/inglourious_basterds/comments.php?reviewid=1839188 (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/inglourious_basterds/comments.php?reviewid=1839188)

Roeper:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/inglourious_basterds/comments.php?reviewid=1839669 (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/inglourious_basterds/comments.php?reviewid=1839669)
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on August 22, 2009, 12:29:54 AM
I heard that it's basically Jew Violence Porn.  It sounds awesome, gonna check it out on Tuesday probably.

This sums it up nicely!  It was a fun movie, and it was also a surprise to see who bit it and who didn't. 
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: border on August 22, 2009, 12:55:49 AM
Jew Violence Porn?  Hardly at all.  Anyone that goes into this wanting violence porn of any ethnicity is going to be sorely bored and disappointed.

 :drudge WARNING!  WARNING :drudge

85-90% of this film is conversation.  Tense conversation, meaningful conversation......not Tarantinoesque pop culture banter.  These conversations are in French or German.  Yes you must read subtitles for most of the film.

Brad Pitt is not the star.  He probably has less lines and screentime than at least 4-5 other characters.  He's just the most charismatic of them all (kinda like Tom Cruise in Magnolia or something).

The first 90-120 minutes of the film is basically comprised of 3 or 4 different scenes, strung together with a few interstitial scenes. 

Almost all the "cool stuff" in the film you have already seen in the trailer.  Except for the batshit crazy climax, everything has been explicitly shown or implied in previews and such.

The film will be remembered for its violence only because of how graphic the few instances of violence tend to be.  It's less about quantity and more about shocking you.

This movie is 152 minutes long.  2 hours, 32 minutes.  Don't drink any water before you go in.  It's really long and to some people it will feel even longer because there are a couple scenes that are at least 20-30 minutes of foreign dialogue.

With all that said, the good news is:

It's pretty easily Quentin Tarantino's best film.  I saw it in a packed house and people applauded at the end.  I'll probably go back to see it a second time in theatres, if I get the chance.

Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 01:28:30 AM
:rock

I'm sorry, Reservoir Dogs fucking sucks. It's a great concept, but has amateur camera work and truly awful acting. There is no way you can defend that on an objective level.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 22, 2009, 01:41:54 AM
I'm sorry, Evil Dead is absolute garbage.  It's an interesting concept, but the production values are truly terrible even for cheap horror movies, and the "acting" is atrocious.  There is no way you can defend that on an objective level.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE HUR HUR
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 01:43:03 AM
The original isn't good for anything other than camp value, and I wouldn't argue you on that. You pretty much proved my point!

I will say, unlike Tarantino, Raimi shows talent with a camera with his directorial debut.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Dickie Dee on August 22, 2009, 02:00:14 AM
No one is gonna argue that apart from shooting dialogue scenes he himself scripted, Tarantino isn't too much of a director. He's talented though he has undelivered, I wouldn't argue that point.

But Res Dogs being his worst film?....Niccah you straight gone be crazy
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 02:15:24 AM
How is it not his worst film?

I disagree that Tarantino isn't too much of a director - he has definitely improved over the years. But some of the shots in Reservoir Dogs make film students cringe. The dialogue isn't that great. And the acting is atrocious. It feels low budget and not in a good sense (where something is raw versus something that feels constrained by its budget).

... It's not very good. At all.

Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill, Death Proof and - likely - Inglorious Basterds are all better.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Mandark on August 22, 2009, 02:19:19 AM
I saw the first Kill Bill and it was not good.  Definitely worse than Reservoir Dogs.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 02:23:16 AM
You're taking crazy pills.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 02:31:35 AM
... I don't want to direct movies, that's never been my goal!

(and I'd certainly wouldn't want to direct Reservoir Dogs)
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 22, 2009, 02:54:38 AM
Can you not see from the first reply that I intend to? :lol

I wasn't calling Quentin Tarantino a hack (although, the case has been been made).
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 22, 2009, 04:08:25 AM
I'm sorry, Evil Dead is absolute garbage.  It's an interesting concept, but the production values are truly terrible even for cheap horror movies, and the "acting" is atrocious.  There is no way you can defend that on an objective level.

:lol

leper this filth
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: twerd on August 22, 2009, 04:11:45 AM
are we really comparing QT to camp horror movies now?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on August 22, 2009, 06:38:37 AM
Jew Violence Porn?  Hardly at all.  Anyone that goes into this wanting violence porn of any ethnicity is going to be sorely bored and disappointed.

 :drudge WARNING!  WARNING :drudge

85-90% of this film is conversation.  Tense conversation, meaningful conversation......not Tarantinoesque pop culture banter.  These conversations are in French or German.  Yes you must read subtitles for most of the film.


Was anyone expecting this movie to be nothing but violence?  You just described like every Tarantino movie.  "Jew Violence Porn" still fits.

Did anyone find that scene near the end
spoiler (click to show/hide)
in the theater to be kind of scary?  It's weird; it was a bunch of scumbags/nazis/nazi scumbags getting what was coming to them, but still, that projection of the French chick laughing, especially when it was in the smoke, was creepy!  I was really surprised that fucking EVERYONE inside bought it, even Hitler!  Totally out of left field.
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bloodwake on August 22, 2009, 01:07:30 PM
Being a fucking huge Tarantino fan, I will be viewing this on Sunday.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Kestastrophe on August 22, 2009, 02:12:08 PM
Put me in the camp that thinks Evil Dead and Reservoir Dogs suck. Seeing this tomorrow with a bunch of friends
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on August 22, 2009, 02:57:22 PM
Tim Roth has never sucked at any acting gig at anytime in his career, ever.  Even when he played a evil, Marky-Mark hating chimp.

I very much liked the film, I'm so very looking forward to the Blu-Ray so I cans sees it again, but I must admit that its even more of an acquired taste then QT's last film.  When its deliberately wierd, its pretty damn weird, but its quite good on the whole and is the closest he's come to recreating Pulp Fiction, if in template and tone if not in plot.

I likes it a lot, but I can understand the position of any grumbler.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 08:26:12 PM
This movie is the real motherfucking deal, I loved every second of it. Eli Roth didn't kill the mood either, if anything his psycho Nazi revenge look was absolutely perfect.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Barry Egan on August 22, 2009, 08:46:17 PM
I liked this movie a lot.  I've never really thought of Tarintino in terms of his ability to build tension (should I have?), but this whole movie is predicated on the slow-boil, and I thought it worked really well with "Quentin style" dialogue.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 22, 2009, 09:06:43 PM
I definitely liked how the two were placed together, the dialog and tension certainly worked.

Also, having been into Photography for a good two years now my eye for composition has gotten better over time. Having said that, I loved the way this movie felt in that regard and visually especially the scenes where

spoiler (click to show/hide)
shoshanna prepares her plan. All the Nazi emblems and colors, it just felt very surreal
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: ch1nchilla on August 22, 2009, 11:12:53 PM
Saw it today. 3:00 showing was PACKED. From the previews, I honestly thought it looked like shit, so I was surprised to sit through 2 and a half hours of awesome.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Barry Egan on August 22, 2009, 11:14:20 PM
I was pretty surprised by the turnout.  I get the feeling word of mouth will be "mixed" though, despite some applause afterwards.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2009, 12:36:26 AM
I thought this was going to be an action movie, I didn't know it was Cinema Paradiso with guns.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2009, 12:41:20 AM
Forget District 9. Forget Stark Trek. Forget Harry Potter, if you haven't already. Inglorious Basterds is THE move of the summer. It's got some truly intense drama, drama that doesn't merely rely on over-the-top violence to get the viewer interested. It's a slow movie, but rarely does it feel boring, which is a major accomplishment in an era where it seems like audiences have trouble paying attention if there isn't an explosion or robot peeing on someone every ten seconds. It's also got humor, that Tarantino brand of humor that gets you to laugh at people being ripped apart by machine guns, because, hey, they totally deserve it. It's suspensful, it's funny, it's tragic. It's got Nazi killin' and, at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

Go see this movie, as soon as possible.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 23, 2009, 04:29:38 AM
Best movie I've seen all year so far and will probably be film of the year at the end since Scorsese's Shutter Island looks kinda generic from the trailer.

I'm not a huge Tarantino fan and I dislike the man immensely as a human being, but sometimes he really does write fantastic scripts.  I still think Jackie Brown is his best work, but Basterds may just be #2.  Can't wait to see it again down the line.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 23, 2009, 05:17:04 AM
Forget District 9. Forget Stark Trek. Forget Harry Potter, if you haven't already. Inglorious Basterds is THE move of the summer. It's got some truly intense drama, drama that doesn't merely rely on over-the-top violence to get the viewer interested. It's a slow movie, but rarely does it feel boring, which is a major accomplishment in an era where it seems like audiences have trouble paying attention if there isn't an explosion or robot peeing on someone every ten seconds. It's also got humor, that Tarantino brand of humor that gets you to laugh at people being ripped apart by machine guns, because, hey, they totally deserve it. It's suspensful, it's funny, it's tragic. It's got Nazi killin' and, at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

Go see this movie, as soon as possible.

Is my favourite poster on EB now.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 23, 2009, 10:32:47 AM
Forget District 9. Forget Stark Trek. Forget Harry Potter, if you haven't already. Inglorious Basterds is THE move of the summer. It's got some truly intense drama, drama that doesn't merely rely on over-the-top violence to get the viewer interested. It's a slow movie, but rarely does it feel boring, which is a major accomplishment in an era where it seems like audiences have trouble paying attention if there isn't an explosion or robot peeing on someone every ten seconds. It's also got humor, that Tarantino brand of humor that gets you to laugh at people being ripped apart by machine guns, because, hey, they totally deserve it. It's suspensful, it's funny, it's tragic. It's got Nazi killin' and, at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

Go see this movie, as soon as possible.

Also David Bowie music. :rock
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 23, 2009, 01:29:30 PM
Forget District 9. Forget Stark Trek. Forget Harry Potter, if you haven't already. Inglorious Basterds is THE move of the summer. It's got some truly intense drama, drama that doesn't merely rely on over-the-top violence to get the viewer interested. It's a slow movie, but rarely does it feel boring, which is a major accomplishment in an era where it seems like audiences have trouble paying attention if there isn't an explosion or robot peeing on someone every ten seconds. It's also got humor, that Tarantino brand of humor that gets you to laugh at people being ripped apart by machine guns, because, hey, they totally deserve it. It's suspensful, it's funny, it's tragic. It's got Nazi killin' and, at the end of the day, isn't that what matters most?

Go see this movie, as soon as possible.

Is my favourite poster on EB now.

:rock
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tucah on August 23, 2009, 03:52:44 PM
Best movie I've seen all year so far and will probably be film of the year at the end since Scorsese's Shutter Island looks kinda generic from the trailer.


Shutter Island's not even 2009 anymore :teehee

But on the topic of IB, saw it last night. Showing was packed, and I actually had to go to a later showing than I wanted because the next three shows were sold out by the time I got to the movie theater. I absolutely loved the movie. Lots of dialogue and tension, but it was all great, great stuff. The little spurts of violence here and there were good, and the whole last act was fantastic. I was a little surprised to see that Brad Pitt/the Basterds weren't actually in the movie all that much, but Pitt especially was great whenever he was on screen. Christoph Waltz was fantastic as Hans, all of his scenes were great and I hope he at least gets and Oscar nod for the role. Such a great film. I went in with relatively low expectations due to the mediocre trailers, and walked out extremely impressed.

Oh, and Diane Kruger  :heartbeat
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 23, 2009, 07:04:44 PM
This was a frustrating movie to me.

Christopher Waltz was fantastic as "The Jew Hunter" and all the praise he gets is deserved. He crafts a remarkably compelling villain, second only to Ralph Feinnes in terms of all-time great Nazi villains.

Tarantino also displays maturity as a filmmaker, mostly out of necessity, as he is unable to pepper lengthy amounts of dialogue with pop-culture references on account of the time period. The violence is also reigned in. He builds tension masterfully with entire scenes that are nothing more than two or more people having a discussion at a table. Good stuff.

That said, if he had reigned it entirely, and I'm talking about his irritating reliance on temp tracks (recycled not just from other films, but other Tarantino films), kitschy chapter titles and other Tarantino "homage" geekisms - we'd be talking about a great film.

As is, it's a good film that flirts with greatness, and that's what's so damn frustrating.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Barry Egan on August 23, 2009, 07:22:27 PM
I can see what you mean.  When the Kill Bill "whistling" track cued up it was pretty jarring, and didn't really fit the scene at all.  None of the other Tarantino eccentricities bothered me though, and I actually really liked some of the music he chose. 
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 23, 2009, 07:30:33 PM
Tarantino never picks bad music, but they're so connected to his quirks that the selections become jarring. Not only were there a couple of cues lifted straight from Kill Bill (which was, in turn, lifted from other films), he once again pillages his Ennio Morricone iPod playlist that I associate with other films.

A truly original soundtrack that resonated with the film, would've done a great deal of good.

His eccentricities were unnecessary and only took away from the film. He was close to making something that didn't feel like it had to use his quirks as a crutch, but ultimately stops short.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 24, 2009, 01:02:38 AM
'The violence is also reigned in.'

'That said, if he had reigned it entirely, '

goddammit Willco now you're just doing it on purpose!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 01:06:56 AM
Haha, that I actually did. :lol
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2009, 02:21:36 AM
Hopefully Japan's love affair with QT means this will open before next year. Any of you Japanboritos know fer sure?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2009, 02:29:48 AM
Hopefully Japan's love affair with QT means this will open before next year. Any of you Japanboritos know fer sure?

IMDB says October 3.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on August 24, 2009, 03:43:35 AM
Hopefully Japan's love affair with QT means this will open before next year. Any of you Japanboritos know fer sure?

IMDB says October 3.

W00t! Bless yer heart, thanks.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on August 24, 2009, 06:44:44 AM
It wasn't a great movie but I wouldn't have minded paying a few bucks less for it at a matinee price.

The whole movie felt like a comic book movie though trying to mesh some hyper violent fantasies with actual racial persecution and that of course can't work that well.  The movie failed though at anything involving german propoganda and racial cleansing, those sections felt so half-assed/unrealistic that I couldn't care about any of the characters that died, which was most of the main characters.

I liked the landa guy, but I think the movie would have been better if it only focused on the bastards doing their deeds.  It really, really, really needed to flesh out the characters in the movie more which it just couldn't do with the skipping through chapter arcs and everything (the fucking british guy was in two consecutive scenes).  It is possible that maybe Tarantino is trying to criticize the stereotypes of the good and bad guys of WW2 sort of movies but the fact that the german culture of the time is also a major target of criticism of this movie makes me doubt that.

I don't really know what the point of this movie was but the basic concept feels flawed.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 07:15:26 AM
It's ok.


Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on August 24, 2009, 10:56:42 AM
This movie was amazing.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 11:06:15 AM
It wasn't a great movie but I wouldn't have minded paying a few bucks less for it at a matinee price.

The whole movie felt like a comic book movie though trying to mesh some hyper violent fantasies with actual racial persecution and that of course can't work that well.  The movie failed though at anything involving german propoganda and racial cleansing, those sections felt so half-assed/unrealistic that I couldn't care about any of the characters that died, which was most of the main characters.

I liked the landa guy, but I think the movie would have been better if it only focused on the bastards doing their deeds.  It really, really, really needed to flesh out the characters in the movie more which it just couldn't do with the skipping through chapter arcs and everything (the fucking british guy was in two consecutive scenes).  It is possible that maybe Tarantino is trying to criticize the stereotypes of the good and bad guys of WW2 sort of movies but the fact that the german culture of the time is also a major target of criticism of this movie makes me doubt that.

I don't really know what the point of this movie was but the basic concept feels flawed.


You are all over the place.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:11:57 PM
So, I'm seeing a lot of descriptions as "Jew Violence Porn".  Does this mean there is massive amounts of nudity, or massive amounts of Jew violence?  This determines whether or not I will be seeing this movie.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 03:13:22 PM
No nudity.

Only jew violence and nazi conversations.
I loved the lines about black people :lol
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on August 24, 2009, 03:13:42 PM
So, I'm seeing a lot of descriptions as "Jew Violence Porn".  Does this mean there is massive amounts of nudity, or massive amounts of Jew violence?  This determines whether or not I will be seeing this movie.

Some parts with the Basterds and I guess what happens with the girl at the end can definitely be summed up that way, but this is a very dialogue-heavy film.  There's no nudity, but there is some gore here and there.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 24, 2009, 03:13:56 PM
There's not really "massive" amounts of Jews committing violence unto Nazis, but that's what I was talking about. 
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:14:14 PM
Really neither. There is a decent amount of Jews retaliating against the Reich with violence, but most of the film is dialogue. The two best scenes are people at tables talking for like fifteen to twenty minutes each.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:14:57 PM
[sigh]

Looks like I may not be seeing this after all.  Because, you know, titties make the movie for me.   >:(  Lame!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on August 24, 2009, 03:15:36 PM
[sigh]

Looks like I may not be seeing this after all.  Because, you know, titties make the movie for me.   >:(  Lame!

That's really fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:16:28 PM
 :duh
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on August 24, 2009, 03:17:07 PM
 :teehee
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:17:46 PM
 :-*
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 24, 2009, 03:19:34 PM
First I wanted to see this, then I was burned out on the trailer and didn't care anymore, now I really wanna see it again. Will do
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 03:20:41 PM
I told you guys to see it. I'm awesome. :smug
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: tehjaybo on August 24, 2009, 03:21:16 PM
I told you guys to see it. I'm awesome. :smug

Veidt with the Real Talk.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 24, 2009, 03:26:22 PM
Tarantino has never really been about showing much nudity in his flicks, though.  Other than Bridget Fonda's ass in Jackie Brown, if I remember correctly.

Which is really kind of a shame if you stop and think about all of the hot chicks he's had in his flicks over the years.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 24, 2009, 03:33:26 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/352krw3.jpg)

Julie Dreyfus :heartbeat
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:35:13 PM
That part with Goebbels banging her made me laugh for about three minutes.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 24, 2009, 03:40:48 PM
Seriously :lol. Its as if Tarantino considered what one would think if you actually were there and saw Goebbels and her together you would think "I bet he's banging her" and Bam! quick cut to Goebbels hitting that.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
It wasn't so much the visuals, but the noise Goebbels was making. :lol
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2009, 04:13:25 PM
I told you guys to see it. I'm awesome. :smug

But I told them WHY they should see it.  :-*
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on August 24, 2009, 04:38:52 PM
You are all over the place.
Not really.  It looks like the movie took some generic political messages from WW2 and fucked them up with some over-Tarantinoed, stereotypical characters.  In all the characters of this movie, you only get two different views on the war and on Germans, so it fucks up the human weakness angle completely.  That's why I think it was like a comic book movie, it has characters you wouldn't see in real life.  I went into this movie expecting to see a bunch of guerilla jews doing scary shit for 3 hours and honestly, it just made me roll my eyes for 2.5 hours.

It was definitely a fun movie but the concept itself just wasn't that great.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on August 24, 2009, 04:41:54 PM
You are all over the place.
Not really.  It looks like the movie took some generic political messages from WW2 and fucked them up with some over-Tarantinoed, stereotypical characters.  In all the characters of this movie, you only get two different views on the war and on Germans, so it fucks up the human weakness angle completely.  That's why I think it was like a comic book movie, it has characters you wouldn't see in real life.  I went into this movie expecting to see a bunch of guerilla jews doing scary shit for 3 hours and honestly, it just made me roll my eyes for 2.5 hours.

It was definitely a fun movie but the concept itself just wasn't that great.

You expected otherwise after those previews?   :P

Also:

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Tarantino has repeatedly stressed that despite its being a war film, Inglourious Basterds is his "spaghetti western but with World War II iconography". In addition to spaghetti westerns, the film also pays homage to the World War II "macaroni combat" sub-genre (itself heavily influenced by spaghetti-westerns), as well as French New Wave cinema.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 05:18:59 PM
Tarantino thinks everything is "his spaghetti western", though.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 05:35:45 PM
Julie Dreyfus. I used to make out with her ever since 2003 when I saw her in Kill Bill.

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Dreams are so awesome
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tieno on August 24, 2009, 05:43:22 PM
I just saw it. I liked it, some really good scenes although some of them went on for too long. The guy does know how to make a tense scene, right from the start he hits the mark and there are a bunch of very tense scenes.

I did get disturbed by all the people laughing at the excessive shock violence. It creeps me out.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 24, 2009, 05:47:12 PM
I did get disturbed by all the people laughing at the excessive shock violence. It creeps me out.

Welcome to the desensitization of the last 20 years of popular culture?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
When violence is so over-the-top that it becomes totally unrealistic, how it is not funny? It's not desensitized anything, it's just unbelievable.

The scene where Pitt carves a swastika in the guy's head at the very end is fucking gruesome, and nobody laughed at that.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2009, 06:08:08 PM
I did get disturbed by all the people laughing at the excessive shock violence. It creeps me out.

Welcome to the desensitization of the last 20 years of popular culture?

Only 20 years? Nothing from the 70's or 80's?

The scene where Pitt carves a swastika in the guy's head at the very end is fucking gruesome, and nobody laughed at that.

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When they shot Hitler, then shot into the crowd, then started shooting Hitler again even though it was obvious he was dead...now that was funny!
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 24, 2009, 06:17:53 PM
The scene where Pitt carves a swastika in the guy's head at the very end is fucking gruesome, and nobody laughed at that.

uh, our whole theater was laughing there because it was funny that he was getting owned in such a symbolic way.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 06:26:05 PM
Yeah, Joe, that's because that was funny.

Bebpo, I honestly didn't hear anyone laughing at that. People chuckled when Pitt said, "... That's what I thought." And when he took out his knife.

... but the actual act was ugly and not very funny.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 24, 2009, 06:42:44 PM
I laughed at some of the violent scenes but definitely not that one. It actually made me squirm (just like the scalping scenes).
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 06:51:02 PM
Same here.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2009, 07:24:00 PM
Same

Hitler getting TORE UP, twice, was hilarious though.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 24, 2009, 07:33:28 PM
Ok fine, I'm just horribly desensitized to fictional violence.  I can watch a whole movie of eating live babies and not feel squirmish.

Yet any "real" documentary footage of corpses disturbs the hell out of me.  I couldn't watch the end of Waltz with Bashir.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 07:40:37 PM
I still love you. :-*
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 24, 2009, 08:34:11 PM
The pretext leading up to
"Bawn jor no"
made it so hilarious. :rofl

Otherwise an alright movie.  Is the actor you guys are admiring the one who played Lans?  It was almost too perfect how he was like a third person omniscient force of nature.

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I can't imagine how he could remember the girl only seeing her while she ran, but he ordered her a milk,  not even letting her decide.  Maybe its supposed to be ambiguous.  He may also have done that and let her live in the first place because he enjoys teasing his victims
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 24, 2009, 08:57:42 PM
The pretext leading up to
"Bawn jor no"
made it so hilarious. :rofl

Otherwise an alright movie.  Is the actor you guys are admiring the one who played Lans?  It was almost too perfect how he was like a third person omniscient force of nature.

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I can't imagine how he could remember the girl only seeing her while she ran, but he ordered her a milk,  not even letting her decide.  Maybe its supposed to be ambiguous.  He may also have done that and let her live in the first place because he enjoys teasing his victims
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I heard people talking about that on GAF. My personal opinion:

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Is that that's just the kind of person he is. Naturally suspicious and inquisitive. Maybe he had some inkling of who she was, but I don't think he knew for sure. So, he played around with her for a while to see if she let anything slip.
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on August 24, 2009, 09:33:30 PM
Holy shit, that was pure fucking insanity. Equal parts hilarious and thrilling, and supremely acted.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 24, 2009, 09:34:54 PM
awesome.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 24, 2009, 09:35:20 PM
Does that make TWO WHOLE TARANTINO FLICKS IN A ROW that have the Solo seal of approval?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on August 24, 2009, 09:53:13 PM
Yes, it does. Still hate Kill Bill though!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 24, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
:bow 'macaroni combat' :bow2

:punch
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 10:17:51 PM
It's funny to read the opinions of people who are upset that it was not Kill Bill with Nazis.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on August 24, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
Yeah, there were a bunch of douche nuggets on GAF complaining about the lack of action. Shit, my parents went to watch this and even they loved it, sans OMG ACTION.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on August 24, 2009, 11:22:25 PM
I was so turned on to hear that there's subtitles in this movie.  It stroked the elitist in me.  :smug
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 24, 2009, 11:38:00 PM
I was so turned on to hear you were being stroked.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 24, 2009, 11:45:50 PM
Reign it in dudes.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 24, 2009, 11:47:10 PM
I'll reign it in.

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:tauntaun
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Cormacaroni on August 24, 2009, 11:48:48 PM
Claude Reigns would have been perfect in this movie.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 24, 2009, 11:51:04 PM
Claude Reigns would have been perfect in this movie.

Maybe he was in it.  :o
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2009, 12:34:07 AM
Yes, it does. Still hate Kill Bill though!

THUMBS UP!

/only qt movie I don't like.  Though tbh I might have liked it as one film that was edited down.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 25, 2009, 01:11:17 AM
Kill Bill was fun.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2009, 01:15:45 AM
what does "jew violence" mean, and if it just means "jews killing x" why does it need to be distinguished?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2009, 01:45:14 AM
Why do you hate Israel, Maurice?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on August 25, 2009, 02:39:38 AM
The only character the I liked was the drunk guy who got the autograph.  As far as "jew violence porn" goes, no one could feel good about the violence in this movie.  It was too realistic and too many innocent people died.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on August 25, 2009, 02:44:55 AM
That's why it feels good. Innocent people died. But a whole lotta' baaaad people died too.


Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 25, 2009, 02:54:54 AM
The only character the I liked was the drunk guy who got the autograph.  As far as "jew violence porn" goes, no one could feel good about the violence in this movie.  It was too realistic and too many innocent people died.


:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on August 25, 2009, 03:09:09 AM
Chapter 5: REVENGE OF THE GIANT FACE  :lol
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 25, 2009, 03:10:28 AM
It is obviously too realistic.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2009, 03:17:46 AM
Chapter 5: REVENGE OF THE GIANT FACE  :lol

Yeah, some people are saying he shouldn't have used chapter titles again with this movie.  But that title is worth its weight in gold.  When it first comes up you're like wtf? then at the end of the chapter you're like  :pimp
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 25, 2009, 03:20:40 AM
He shouldn't have used chapter titles.

I don't understand why he felt he had to go back to his old bag of tricks.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Bebpo on August 25, 2009, 03:31:37 AM
Think of how much that chapter title added to the film.  Why would you take that enjoyment away from the people?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 25, 2009, 03:41:04 AM
It didn't add that much. The title is funny, but the titles overall detracted and felt unnecessary.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on August 25, 2009, 05:17:29 AM
Agreed that the chapters were unnecessary in this film, unlike in Kill Bill. IB had a relative compressed, linear timeline that didnt need to be fragmented.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 25, 2009, 06:39:47 AM
Why is the decision to use chapter titles or reuse sound cues noteworthy :-\

Love things for what they are.
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Was Elder Apache on a suicide mission?  I figured they were planning on leaving the dynamite.  The way bear jew and friend died ,however, has me confused.  Did they just get too into it and forgot the explosives around their legs?  Or was it just because of the dynamite Lans left under the chair after he presumably messed with the timer?
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on August 25, 2009, 07:49:26 AM
^I think they did leave their dynamite under their theater seats.  Possibly, that was the distraction they would need to get out after shooting hitler?
The only character the I liked was the drunk guy who got the autograph.  As far as "jew violence porn" goes, no one could feel good about the violence in this movie.  It was too realistic and too many innocent people died.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Not one act of violence in this movie looked realistic?  The blood effects looked real, it dripped out like normal blood and nothing like Kill Bill's geysers.  Even the scalping, choking, and beating scenes all looked realistic.  The worst part of it was the sound of it all though.

It doesn't really matter how much audiences are desensitized to movie violence.  In a movie trying to portray fucking who knows what political messages and that's already getting the audience's attention with the tense conversation scenes, Tarantino made a stupid, conscious decision to make the violence look as realistic as possible.

Yes, he should have made it more like Kill Bill.  It still wouldn't have been that great but it would have been much better I think.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 25, 2009, 01:06:20 PM
What's a movie thread without am nintenho embarrassing himself

Looks like I have to see this movie
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Barry Egan on August 25, 2009, 01:27:28 PM
What's a movie thread without am nintenho embarrassing himself

a better movie thread
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: EmCeeGrammar on August 25, 2009, 04:40:46 PM
^I think they did leave their dynamite under their theater seats.  Possibly, that was the distraction they would need to get out after shooting hitler?
The only character the I liked was the drunk guy who got the autograph.  As far as "jew violence porn" goes, no one could feel good about the violence in this movie.  It was too realistic and too many innocent people died.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Not one act of violence in this movie looked realistic?  The blood effects looked real, it dripped out like normal blood and nothing like Kill Bill's geysers.  Even the scalping, choking, and beating scenes all looked realistic.  The worst part of it was the sound of it all though.

It doesn't really matter how much audiences are desensitized to movie violence.  In a movie trying to portray fucking who knows what political messages and that's already getting the audience's attention with the tense conversation scenes, Tarantino made a stupid, conscious decision to make the violence look as realistic as possible.

Yes, he should have made it more like Kill Bill.  It still wouldn't have been that great but it would have been much better I think.

I think you're overanalyzing, yup. 
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 25, 2009, 05:21:34 PM
Pretty awesome movie, for me it ranks just behind Pulp Fiction for Tarantino.  I did find the usual QT stuff (chapters, music) kind of took away from what otherwise could have been his best work, but that's ok- it was still, as I said, pretty awesome.

Some thoughts about some of the surprises in the movie:
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Have to say that I wasn't expecting Shoshanna to bite it at the end there, or Hans to turn on the GNATSIES and cut a deal.  Did QT *really* need to kill all of the hot chicks in the flick?  Oh well.
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on August 25, 2009, 05:27:25 PM
Yeah, those were both unexpected. I was more bummed that he killed:

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HUGO STIGLITZ
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Deserved his own movie!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 25, 2009, 10:15:10 PM
Deserved his own movie!

QT will probably claim to be making one, but never actually do it.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: AdmiralViscen on August 26, 2009, 10:24:32 PM
Holy shit, movie rocked


Also I'm not one to dogpile other users or cram people into some stereotype, but am nintenho is wrong about everything
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Robo on August 27, 2009, 05:17:15 PM
Yeah, those were both unexpected. I was more bummed that he killed:

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HUGO STIGLITZ
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Deserved his own movie!

His daydream during the bar scene had me in stitches.  I was disappointed that he was offed so early, but his uh, preoccupation during the shootout that did him in was pretty hilarious.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on August 27, 2009, 09:29:21 PM
Enjoyed it even more the second time. The performances are so great that I cant help but smile the whole way through. Also, both my showings have ended with applause, something I never see.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on August 28, 2009, 11:55:09 AM
:bow this movie :bow2

:gun  killin nazis
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 28, 2009, 08:45:12 PM
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-Loved shoshannas head thingie at the movie premiere, somehow I thought it showed us the mystique of covering up a woman (ala muslims)
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I thought of it more like

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She was putting on a funeral veil.
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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on August 28, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
First time I saw a packed cinema giving applause after a real movie in my life I think (not talking nerd jerk off Star Wars, Lotro). Real mature people giving applause. I was impressed.



Same thing happened both times I saw it, and, like you, it was the first time Id witnessed such an occurrance.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on August 28, 2009, 09:06:46 PM
Holy shit, movie rocked
Also I'm not one to dogpile other users or cram people into some stereotype, but am nintenho is wrong about everything
Because I think it was decent but not great?  I just didn't like the French cinema stuff.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: twerd on August 29, 2009, 12:22:57 AM
you basterd.

i'm not gonna see it, looks like QT's worst movie.

i'm sorry, evilbore, i take back everything. please forgive me :'(
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on August 29, 2009, 12:28:54 AM
you basterd.

i'm not gonna see it, looks like QT's worst movie.

i'm sorry, evilbore, i take back everything. please forgive me :'(

No problem, just one thing, we can't let you take off that uniform.   :D
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: twerd on August 29, 2009, 12:47:30 AM
 :interracial

lock the door. we don't have much time.  :-*

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Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: fistfulofmetal on August 29, 2009, 08:23:55 PM
this movie was a lot better than i thought it would be. All the pre-release stuff; trailers, clips, images, they all made the movie look really hokey and dumb.
Thankfully the movie isn't anything like all that. I shouldn't really doubt Tarantino anymore.

I was really glad to find the only campy comedy stuff came from Pitt. I was worried the entire movie was going to be like that. He also really delivered. His character wasn't annoying, which I thought it would be.


I especially liked the first scene. Really tense stuff.    Christoph Waltz was so goddamn awesome all around in the flick.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: cool breeze on September 03, 2009, 10:57:19 AM
been thinking about it since I saw it, and the movie was pretty great.  I've been stuck between deciding if Eli Roth is truly terrible or it's just his shtick.  Christoph Waltz was awesome, though.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on September 03, 2009, 12:22:07 PM
been thinking about it since I saw it, and the movie was pretty great.  I've been stuck between deciding if Eli Roth is truly terrible or it's just his shtick.  Christoph Waltz was awesome, though.

He looks so much like the guy who plays Sylar on Heroes.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: drew on September 03, 2009, 01:29:40 PM
finished this movie

this is anti nazi americana porn at its finest
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2009, 03:41:37 PM
Watched Inglorious Basterds again. It's even better the second time.

Right now, I'm feeling up to ranking all QT movies in terms of my personal preference:

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Inglorious Basterds
3. Jackie Brown
4. Death Proof
5. Kill Bill Vol. 2
6. Reservoir Dogs
7. Kill Bill Vol. 1

That's how I'm feeling after the second viewing. I feel that ultimately, it would have been even better without the chapters. I hear complaints about the music, but I personally liked the music. I just wish he put in a couple of orchestrated works in there to go with the setting, but I guess that would go against the nature of the film as it is not a serious WWII movie in the least.

It's probably the best film he's made; the conversations are about actual things rather than pop culture, and the tension he's known for is it as its best in this film; the typical Tarantino slow burn is in full effect. The bar scene and the intro scenes in particular are the movie's shining moments for me. I heart the intro so so much.

I can't be the only one who squirms at the final scene, am I?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on September 03, 2009, 03:54:05 PM
I can't be the only one who squirms at the final scene, am I?

That was brutal.  :-X
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2009, 04:04:37 PM
I especially love how, after letting it sink in for a bit, how this movie is essentially everything Tarantino took from Death Proof and implemented into a war movie. Death Proof was prototype Inglorious Basterds.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2009, 04:05:32 PM
I can't be the only one who squirms at the final scene, am I?

That was brutal.  :-X

"You'll be shot for this!"

"Naw, I'll just be chewed out"

AMURIKKKA

:american :american :american
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tauntaun on September 03, 2009, 10:55:52 PM
I can't be the only one who squirms at the final scene, am I?

That was brutal.  :-X

"You'll be shot for this!"

"Naw, I'll just be chewed out"

AMURIKKKA

:american :american :american

That had me dying.  :lol  "I've been chewed out before."

:bow pitt :bow2
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 03, 2009, 10:57:45 PM
:american :american :american
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: twerd on September 03, 2009, 11:17:18 PM
what's with the eli roth hate?! his movies suck, but i thought he was well cast.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Cormacaroni on September 04, 2009, 02:56:51 AM
Still haven't seen this BECAUSE I LIVE IN JAPAN and it isn't out yet IN JAPAN but the righteous Dr. Mark Kermode's review has me all :'(

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/markkermode/2009/08/5_live_review_inglourious_bast.html
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 02:30:18 PM
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Jackie Brown
3. Inglorious Bastards
4. Kill Bill Vol. 2
5. Death Proof
6. Kill Bill Vol. 1
7. From Dusk 'Till Dawn
8. True Romance
9. That shitty Alias episode he starred in
10. That scene he directed in Sin City
11. That shitty episode of CSI he wrote
12. His segment of Four Rooms
13. The shit he wrote for Natural Born Killers
14. Any documentary stuff he's in
15. His bit in Destiny Turns on the Radio
16. Reservoir Dogs
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 03:04:20 PM
Kosma, I'm not talking about the theater. I'm talking about the swastika in the face.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 03:25:37 PM
We're playing "rank Tarantino" now are we?

1. Pulp Fiction
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Death Proof
4. Jackie Brown
5. QT's 4 Rooms bit
6. Reservoir Dogs
7. Kill Bill 1 & 2 (I don't really differentiate between them too much, and they're both at the bottom any way you cut it)
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 03:27:40 PM
:bow Triumph

another DP lover

:bow DP :bow2
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on September 04, 2009, 03:29:06 PM
Oh hell, why not:

1. Jackie Brown
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Reservoir Dogs
5. Death Proof
6. Kill Bill
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 03:30:30 PM
Death Proof is awesome when viewed on it's own.  In a rowdy theater at the second half of a 3 hour double feature where the first flick was a cheesy, crowd pleasing zombie flick was the total WRONG place for it.

Another thing- while Jackie Brown is good and shit, I don't really think it's THAT MUCH better than Reservoir Dogs, and obviously I didn't rate it higher than DP.  I mean, it's good but not THAT good.  I don't get the infatuation with it, other than of course Bridget Fonda playing a slut and all.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 03:31:22 PM
Oh hell, why not:

1. Jackie Brown
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Reservoir Dogs
5. Death Proof
6. Kill Bill

Hey, I thought you really liked DP when it came out!  Neener neener!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Another thing- while Jackie Brown is good and shit, I don't really think it's THAT MUCH better than Reservoir Dogs, and obviously I didn't rate it higher than DP.  I mean, it's good but not THAT good.  I don't get the infatuation with it, other than of course Bridget Fonda playing a slut and all.

It's got some fantastic performances, and one of my favorite DeNiro roles of all-time. It's also the most focused of Tarantino's films, and the criticism that followed resulted in Kill Bill.

Don't hate Jackie Brown, hate the people that hated it.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: cool breeze on September 04, 2009, 04:50:21 PM
I've only seen Death Proof once back in theaters, didn't like it.  One day I'll re-watch it and maybe see what's so great.

and for all the hate Kill Bill is getting, it's still the best action movie he's done, which is saying nothing.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 05:18:28 PM
I really enjoyed Kill Bill for what it was: pure popcorn pleaser. I think it's a far better popcorn pleaser than other movies this decade. It's mindless, but it's so damn fun I forgive it.

Volume 2 rocks, it's full of great moments.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2009, 07:21:45 PM
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. Kill Bill (p.1&2 together)
4. Death Proof
5. Inglorious Bastards

I still haven't see Jackie Brown so I can't rank it.  Death Proof is low only because I went into it expecting a totally different movie and Inglorious Bastards is dumb fun (to me) but that's it really.

13. The shit he wrote for Natural Born Killers
WRT Natural Born Killers, Tarantino said that the final movie was so different than his script that he didn't want to be in the credits.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Solo on September 04, 2009, 07:56:38 PM

Hey, I thought you really liked DP when it came out!  Neener neener!

I did, and I do. Being fifth on that list doesnt mean its crap or I hated it. Just happens that its not as good as the four ahead of it.

The only QT movie I dont like is Kill Bill, and I REALLLLLY dont like it.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 08:33:34 PM
1. Pulp Fiction
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. Kill Bill (p.1&2 together)
4. Death Proof
5. Inglorious Bastards

I still haven't see Jackie Brown so I can't rank it.  Death Proof is low only because I went into it expecting a totally different movie and Inglorious Bastards is dumb fun (to me) but that's it really.

Jesus Christ nailed to a tree, you really ARE incomprehensible.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
He said IG is dumb fun.

Which doesn't make any more sense than saying DP is dumb fun.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2009, 08:55:30 PM
IB was just too ridiculous.  You can't make a movie that's both about the Nazi propoganda campaign and about the bear jew.  You have to choose one or the other.

I can totally see (and appreciate) all the attention and effort that Tarantino put in the script but it's a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged concept so hey, different strokes.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2009, 09:11:35 PM
What issue are you talking about and how is it being treated?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 09:28:03 PM
...IG is about nazi propaganda?

Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 04, 2009, 10:10:59 PM
I am pretty sure the all Nazi soldiers did stuff besides murder Jews all the time.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 10:14:30 PM
I am pretty sure the all Nazi soldiers did stuff besides murder Jews all the time.

"You tryin' to find the humanity in a NATTZI?  NATTZI ain't got no damn humanity!"
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 04, 2009, 10:22:08 PM
gnatzi
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 04, 2009, 10:54:18 PM
...IG is about nazi propaganda?
What?

I dont think even if I could explain it you would understand how deep this goes, ww2, nazis, everything. The only comparison that I can think of is racism against blacks in the US.
And this (IG) all just show the banality and humanity of it all, the nazis sitting in the pub playing pub games like regular folk. It may be a comedy but its starting to trivialize all the pain which is somehow nice and scary at the same time.
:sarcastic jerkoff emote

You could make a great movie about Nazi propoganda and it's effects on Germans and maybe on how it affected future films.  You could also of course make a great movie about how Nazi soldiers were basically humans.  To combine those ideas with the wonder that is the bear jew does not work though.  Tarantino took every emotion he could feel towards Nazis and warfare, blending them together, and jacked off into it.  That was Inglorious Bastards for me, a fundamentally flawed movie.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 04, 2009, 10:55:30 PM
Jesus Christ nintenho, I'm just gonna say this once- stop thinking, cause it doesn't work for you.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 07, 2009, 05:48:34 PM
Finally saw this last night. A solid 8/10, but Tarantino is still too much in love with his own writing, continuing the problem that started in Death Proof.

Best part was the guys pretending to be Italian.  :lol :lol

What problem that started in Death Proof? Kill Bill movies aside, Tarantino movies have ALWAYS been about the dialogue. You've never seen a Tarantino movie before have you?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 07, 2009, 06:30:47 PM
I think that he means that his movies are more about the characters than the stories, sometimes it makes it a better movie and sometimes it does not.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 07, 2009, 06:32:04 PM
I think that he means that his movies are more about the characters than the stories, sometimes it makes it a better movie and sometimes it does not.

This is quite possibly the most rational and easy to understand post you have ever made.

Are you feeling well?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 07, 2009, 06:36:31 PM
well I still think think this is his least enjoyable movie so yeah.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on September 08, 2009, 05:17:02 AM
I had the opposite feeling about the characters.  I thought he was trying to make it more like a comic book, like Kill Bill, rather than normal dialogue.  I never got the big obsession critics had with Tarantino's character dialogue but I thought that Reservoir Dogs had the best relative to the other movies.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on September 08, 2009, 08:22:35 AM
5) True Romance (counting this as his. It would have been #2 a few years ago, but I can't abide the racism

Are you talking about the sequence with Dennis Hopper confronting Christopher Walken, or some other part? That sequence is the only racist dialogue I can remember offhand, and it's clearly not promoting racism as a positive thing.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Diunx on September 15, 2009, 01:36:56 PM
I fucking loved this movie, the awesome violence was a pleasant surprise.

Since everyone here since to be rating QT movies I'm gonna do it too.

1- Reservoir Dogs
2- Pulp Fiction
3- Kill Bill
4- Inglorious Basterds
5- Jackie Brown
6- Deathproof
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Reb on September 15, 2009, 01:49:02 PM
I hated the Hitler bits, didn't care for the Basterds, liked the rest.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on September 16, 2009, 02:24:52 AM
How is Kill Bill Volume 1 better than 2? It's rare your see such an opinion and I'm curious why you hold it. Not saying you're "wrong" or that I disagree, I'm just wondering why you think there's such a quality difference between the two when most Kill Bill fans seem to place 2 above 1, while still enjoying 1 for what it is.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: tiesto on September 17, 2009, 12:20:52 AM
5) True Romance (counting this as his. It would have been #2 a few years ago, but I can't abide the racism

Are you talking about the sequence with Dennis Hopper confronting Christopher Walken, or some other part? That sequence is the only racist dialogue I can remember offhand, and it's clearly not promoting racism as a positive thing.

I think the one comparing Sicilians to distinguished black fellows is what he's talking about. Being 1/2 Italian (not Sicilian tho) that scene gave me a bit of a laugh.

True Romance is one of my favorite movies ever, and one of my favorite classic trance songs sampled it:

[youtube=560,345]_7vIdN0-4IE[/youtube]
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on December 13, 2009, 10:31:37 AM
This finally opened in Japan (well a week or two ago) and I saw it tonight. Holy. Shit. I loved every minute of it. The sustained intensity of the film is right up there with Pulp Fiction; I spent the entire movie wondering when things were going to turn to utter shit for the characters. And it usually did.

The main Nazi character, Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa was fantastic. Did that guy get an Oscar? Pitt was surprisingly good, but I kept getting distracted by the Temp Guy from The Office showing up at his side.

Also, best use of Bowie's "Cat People" ever. Ever.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 13, 2009, 11:43:16 AM
yeah I got distracted also by bj novak.


also wilco si the only sane one in here, Jackie Brown is his best movie. "The AK-47, when you absolutely, positively, have to kill ever motherfucker in the room". So bad ass.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on December 13, 2009, 12:21:04 PM
Cannot WAIT for the dvd.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 13, 2009, 12:27:47 PM
The main Nazi character, Hans "The Jew Hunter" Landa was fantastic. Did that guy get an Oscar?

No Oscar nominations until January, I think.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Fake Shemp on December 13, 2009, 12:42:48 PM
I think Waltz is probably a shoo-in for an Oscar nod, but I've been wrong before.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Tucah on December 13, 2009, 12:59:48 PM
Can't wait to finally see this movie again on Tuesday. Still one of my favorite movies of the year.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: trippingmartian on December 14, 2009, 03:17:00 AM
I put my order in for the Future Shop Steelbook edition this week. I probably won't watch it right away as it's still fresh in my mind from opening day of the theatrical release.

As for ranking his movies, well I think this Kill Bill quote sums up my feelings: "If you're gonna compare a Hanzo sword, you compare it to every other sword ever made... that wasn't made by Hattori Hanzo."
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Brehvolution on December 14, 2009, 09:30:21 AM
Typical Tarantino violence, but all the reading put my wife to sleep.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 10:13:06 AM
That's okay, i'd fall asleep too in your company.

Anyways, what was with the totally unneccesary sex scene at the streudel shop or w/e? Was that really neccesary? Couldn't you just tell regardless that she's a german? :/

I wish you the viewer could edit movies.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on December 14, 2009, 10:54:22 AM
She's French, and taking it bent over just as most of France was taking it bent over during that period. The shot was to denote difference in the way that this French translator had adapted her lifestyle, as opposed to Shoshannah who was maintaining her dignity.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 10:56:15 AM
No offense chronovore but I think that's a croak of shit. THey couldn't have done it any other way?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2009, 01:20:14 PM
No offense chronovore but I think that's a croak of shit. THey couldn't have done it any other way?
... you know what kind of movie you were watching, right?  It's not classy and it's not trying to be.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on December 14, 2009, 01:24:02 PM
That is one awesome avatar. got damm
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 01:25:07 PM
Yeah but atleast IMHO it feels like they threw it in just to say "lol we have a sex scene". It's out of place, breaks the tension in that scene, and stupid. You could tell just by looking at her that she was pretty much a new german, I didn't need to see some fuckold movie director dogg her to get the point across.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Robo on December 14, 2009, 01:38:27 PM
 :lol :lol what the hell are you talking about?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 01:39:22 PM
germandirector dogging germandirector translator
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on December 14, 2009, 01:43:45 PM
Something something. French poodle
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 01:44:30 PM
To be honest I did rewind the scene and watch it again  :-[
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on December 14, 2009, 01:45:30 PM
Like I said. French Poodle.


Also, this avatar:(http://i37.tinypic.com/2j0jqdx.gif)
damnnnna
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 14, 2009, 01:53:08 PM
To be honest I did rewind the scene and watch it again  :-[

 ::)
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2009, 03:03:25 PM
Like I said. French Poodle.


Also, this avatar:(http://i37.tinypic.com/2j0jqdx.gif)
damnnnna
:D  Glad I can provide some happiness.

Yeah but atleast IMHO it feels like they threw it in just to say "lol we have a sex scene". It's out of place, breaks the tension in that scene, and stupid. You could tell just by looking at her that she was pretty much a new german, I didn't need to see some fuckold movie director dogg her to get the point across.

It's supposed to break the tension.  So I'm not quite sure what you're arguing.  It was supposed to be crude, make you laugh and break the tension and get the point across.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 03:49:50 PM
it went on a little too long though and was unneccesary.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Robo on December 14, 2009, 03:54:29 PM
It's three seconds long!  And, as chronovore pointed out, it's about as incisive as three seconds of film can be.  Whose joke character are you, anyway?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Mupepe on December 14, 2009, 03:58:43 PM
:spin
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 05:09:55 PM
It's three seconds long!  And, as chronovore pointed out, it's about as incisive as three seconds of film can be.  Whose joke character are you, anyway?
Three seconds too long and doens't fit at all in the movie. Why do I need to be shown that she's a traitor? And to do that by getting dogged? It's stupid.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: TakingBackSunday on December 14, 2009, 05:14:07 PM
methodis showing he's a leper yet again
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
Why? Because I have a opinion on what I feel is a useless sex scene? I love the movie otherwise, just, did they really have to show it? Didn't shusannah's face alone  dictate that she thought that was happening anyways? I know it's sacriligieous but that type of writing is Dexter level.  It's sloppy filmmaking and screenwriting.

Movie comes out tommorow, I really wish the special edition would come out here.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Robo on December 14, 2009, 05:20:41 PM
Yes, that is exactly why.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 14, 2009, 05:23:20 PM
It felt too long to Methodis because he rewatched it 80 times in a row.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 05:29:11 PM
I think if it was just one thrust, or even a kiss, it would've been alot more effective. Why not a kiss? or a hug?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Diunx on December 14, 2009, 05:29:52 PM
Why? Because I have a opinion on what I feel is a useless sex scene? I love the movie otherwise, just, did they really have to show it? Didn't shusannah's face alone  dictate that she thought that was happening anyways? I know it's sacriligieous but that type of writing is Dexter level.  It's sloppy filmmaking and screenwriting.

Movie comes out tommorow, I really wish the special edition would come out here.

I think that the point of that scene was actually to show us what she was thinking, I remember reading something like that in the script that has been online for a couple of years.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 14, 2009, 05:50:02 PM
I think if it was just one thrust, or even a kiss, it would've been alot more effective. Why not a kiss? or a hug?

Because the girl was a slut and it symbolizes France "taking it up the ass" as already mentioned.  And you seem to be thinking about this three second scene quite a bit.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 05:53:46 PM
I just feel it's entirely out of place, useless, and could be done without. That's all.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
GOOD GOD METHODIS
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2009, 06:35:31 PM
I don't even remember a sex scene ???

So I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 06:42:39 PM
It was pretty hot, and i have no qualms admitting I spent an hour looking for it online.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 14, 2009, 06:42:58 PM
I just feel it's entirely out of place, useless, and could be done without. That's all.

And you also rewatched it multiple times and can't stop talking about it.

I don't even remember a sex scene ???

So I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about

It's not even a sex "scene."  There's like two or three seconds of a woman getting done from behind in the cafe scene.  Shows how the French translator chick has opted to just get f'd in the a instead of keeping her dignity.  It's meant to be humorous.  There's also no nudity or anything shown below the neck.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 14, 2009, 06:43:12 PM
It was pretty hot, and i have no qualms admitting I spent an hour looking for it online.

:rofl
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on December 14, 2009, 06:46:00 PM
I just feel it's entirely out of place, useless, and could be done without. That's all.
Which is why you rewound it several times and have wasted time looking for it on the internet. Dude, you have issues.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: brawndolicious on December 14, 2009, 06:59:39 PM
It was still a gimmick.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 14, 2009, 07:12:11 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  This was all posted today.

That's okay, i'd fall asleep too in your company.

Anyways, what was with the totally unneccesary sex scene at the streudel shop or w/e? Was that really neccesary? Couldn't you just tell regardless that she's a german? :/

I wish you the viewer could edit movies.

No offense chronovore but I think that's a croak of shit. THey couldn't have done it any other way?

Yeah but atleast IMHO it feels like they threw it in just to say "lol we have a sex scene". It's out of place, breaks the tension in that scene, and stupid. You could tell just by looking at her that she was pretty much a new german, I didn't need to see some fuckold movie director dogg her to get the point across.

germandirector dogging germandirector translator

To be honest I did rewind the scene and watch it again  :-[

It's three seconds long!  And, as chronovore pointed out, it's about as incisive as three seconds of film can be.  Whose joke character are you, anyway?
Three seconds too long and doens't fit at all in the movie. Why do I need to be shown that she's a traitor? And to do that by getting dogged? It's stupid.

it went on a little too long though and was unneccesary.

Why? Because I have a opinion on what I feel is a useless sex scene? I love the movie otherwise, just, did they really have to show it? Didn't shusannah's face alone  dictate that she thought that was happening anyways? I know it's sacriligieous but that type of writing is Dexter level.  It's sloppy filmmaking and screenwriting.

Movie comes out tommorow, I really wish the special edition would come out here.

I think if it was just one thrust, or even a kiss, it would've been alot more effective. Why not a kiss? or a hug?

I just feel it's entirely out of place, useless, and could be done without. That's all.

It was pretty hot, and i have no qualms admitting I spent an hour looking for it online.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 14, 2009, 07:18:17 PM
Where was BJ Novak during the premiere? Was he in the theatre?
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2009, 07:34:27 PM
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.  This was all posted today.

That's okay, i'd fall asleep too in your company.

Anyways, what was with the totally unneccesary sex scene at the streudel shop or w/e? Was that really neccesary? Couldn't you just tell regardless that she's a german? :/

I wish you the viewer could edit movies.

No offense chronovore but I think that's a croak of shit. THey couldn't have done it any other way?

Yeah but atleast IMHO it feels like they threw it in just to say "lol we have a sex scene". It's out of place, breaks the tension in that scene, and stupid. You could tell just by looking at her that she was pretty much a new german, I didn't need to see some fuckold movie director dogg her to get the point across.

germandirector dogging germandirector translator

To be honest I did rewind the scene and watch it again  :-[

It's three seconds long!  And, as chronovore pointed out, it's about as incisive as three seconds of film can be.  Whose joke character are you, anyway?
Three seconds too long and doens't fit at all in the movie. Why do I need to be shown that she's a traitor? And to do that by getting dogged? It's stupid.

it went on a little too long though and was unneccesary.

Why? Because I have a opinion on what I feel is a useless sex scene? I love the movie otherwise, just, did they really have to show it? Didn't shusannah's face alone  dictate that she thought that was happening anyways? I know it's sacriligieous but that type of writing is Dexter level.  It's sloppy filmmaking and screenwriting.

Movie comes out tommorow, I really wish the special edition would come out here.

I think if it was just one thrust, or even a kiss, it would've been alot more effective. Why not a kiss? or a hug?

I just feel it's entirely out of place, useless, and could be done without. That's all.

It was pretty hot, and i have no qualms admitting I spent an hour looking for it online.

Methodis got a shame swell, so now he's trying to bash the movie.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on December 14, 2009, 08:30:52 PM
Methodis got a shame swell, so now he's trying to bash the movie.
Gotta get summa that Christian side-huggin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_Oj0-splZw)'!
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: BlueTsunami on December 14, 2009, 09:54:42 PM
I didn't know a red blooded male could hate that 3 Second "Julie Dreyfus gettin banged from behind" scene. Was total boner time for me, even if it did break up the tension a bit. German coitus noise was also disconcerting but hilarious.

[youtube=560,345]SQ6kpPHlKzg[/youtube]
 
:o
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: AdmiralViscen on December 14, 2009, 10:02:08 PM
I don't even remember a sex scene ???

So I don't even know what the fuck he's talking about

It took me a while to remember the scene, but as soon as I did I laughed and remembered that that seen was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2009, 10:35:53 PM
That scene was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: chronovore on December 15, 2009, 12:51:07 AM
That scene was awesome fucking.
Fixed.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: The Sceneman on December 15, 2009, 12:56:03 AM
Like I said. French Poodle.


Also, this avatar:(http://i37.tinypic.com/2j0jqdx.gif)
damnnnna

Damn, getting this niccas dick all hard and shit. Makes a nicca wanna FUCK know what Im saying
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on December 15, 2009, 05:12:29 PM
that's god damn right.

Wat's a nukka to do. fuck it.
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on December 15, 2009, 05:14:49 PM
you can be like this nukka and rub a nukka dikk off
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: bork on December 15, 2009, 05:25:51 PM
you can be like this nukka and rub a nukka dikk off

:wtf
Title: Re: Inglourious Basterds
Post by: Veidt on December 15, 2009, 05:27:11 PM
my sentiments exactly. I ain't fuck with nukkas mang