I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(Same. If anything comes on TV about it, I change the channel.
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
'We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,' Say Suicide Bombers
JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESSThe hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na'ar, Islam's Hell.
"I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers," said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. "But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?"
The rest of Atta's words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.
According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.
"There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips," said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. "Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn't seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday."
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"Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others," added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.
"I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice," said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. "But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake."
Exacerbating the terrorists' tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.
"It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives," said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. "I mean, it's tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can't be fun."
Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.
"Eventually, we'll settle on an eternal and unending task for them," said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. "But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they'll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can't even imagine what he's got cooked up for them."
It's difficult to avoid laughing at the Hulk Hogan thing. I think that was the very first time I enjoyed an off-color Sept. 11th joke. Can't say I've laughed at many after -- not necessarily because it's a sensitive subject, but because they're not funny.
I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(Same here. I don't tear up, but I don't like thinking about it. NYC wasn't the same for a few days.
Good thing they changed it to The Two Towers, eh?typo :-*
Yeah I wanted to emphasize that it was my way of coping with the events. There was no malice or mean-spiritedness involved, but it was sort of helpful for me to deal with the whole tragedy thing. My roommate at the time was horrified but saw where I was coming from (as he knew me well).
Edit: Didn't realize that it was an still such an open wound. My apologies for being insensitive.
I don't joke about it. I don't like to think about it for long either, makes me tear up. :'(Same here. I don't tear up, but I don't like thinking about it. NYC wasn't the same for a few days.
as half a thousand people were trapped over a 5 story wide fireball and dozens of people were jumping to their deaths and having their faces melted off in trapped elevators, if they only knew that some selfish band geek somewhere was thinking "yes i got out of band nerd practice YES" :usacry
I thought the hold hands thing after 9/11 was distinguished mentally-challenged. The songs, the singing, the hand holding. I guess I'd be more into that if I actually lived in NYC at the time.
I saw it on....AOL. 8) I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.
I saw it on....AOL. 8) I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.
:-\
These days "remember 9/11!" is kind of a punch line that me and a couple friends say to each other whenever someone says something stupid and hides behind patriotism to do it.I nearly rolled my eyes out of my head when I went to ninjavideo last night and saw that one of the distinguished mentally-challenged mods had posted a rambling, preachy livejournal about the event and included with it a myriad of 9/11-related movies :lol
I saw it on....AOL. 8) I was up around 9, so both had already hit. The guy I was in the room with started cracking up in disbelief, which was very surreal.
:-\
was it the AOL part? :lol or the laughing...the latter was honest disbelief "this can't be happening" kind of laughter. He pulled himself together when he realized his mom might be in the area.
Whateva son, even gangstas gotta cry sometimes. :pimp
Whateva son, even gangstas gotta cry sometimes. :pimp
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9/11 comics :bow2
Were you and your friends actually expecting to go out in public on 9/11 wearing arabic head-dresses (turbans) and NOT cause a scene?No, the point was to cause a scene.
I guess their goal was to just make light of the event, not actually insult the people who died or anything.
They're lucky they didn't get japped.
:lol Come on now, FoC could probably come up with a better comparison than that
i was walking to get sausages (not a joke), grabbed a beer and saw the world trade center was on fire, saw the second plane hit.
They're lucky they didn't get japped.
you better edit that out before lyte edge comes in here :wag
They're lucky they didn't get japped.
you better edit that out before lyte edge comes in here :wag
Just couldn't stop, huh?
As an aside, I have no problem with Arab people wearing their cultural garb, just like I have no problem with an Mexican wearing a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo.Both. I don't think the joke was appropriate but it was funny in that they didn't know if people were going to laugh or shoot at them. It was definitely a stupidly risky thing to do but I just don't care if some people feel offended by that.
But according amnintendho, they didn't do it to celebrate his birthday, they did it to make "light" of the situation.
That makes no sense.
About an hour after it happened. I was stuck with a bunch of co-workers in a break room when it was occurring and we were all cracking jokes about the people falling out of the buildings.
tbtl.... tbtl....hmmm
What's that?
Two nerdy confessions to make about 9/11:
1) Not long thereafter, I wondered what the attack would mean as far as the GameCube launch that November.
2) I was hoping the week of suspended baseball games would not be made up so Barry Bonds wouldn't pass 70 home runs.
Two nerdy confessions to make about 9/11:
1) Not long thereafter, I wondered what the attack would mean as far as the GameCube launch that November.
2) I was hoping the week of suspended baseball games would not be made up so Barry Bonds wouldn't pass 70 home runs.
Yeah. We usually do not celebrate her birthday on that day, not so much because of the terrorist attacks, but all the emotional trauma that the day brings up.
That Sunday prior, she was involved in a fatal car accident. We took two separate cars back from Rehoboth Beach in Delaware. As we were crossing Ocean City, some jerk riding a motorcycle had his girlfriend hitched on the back, and decided to cut off a boat trailer.
He hit the boat, the woman flew off and hit the pavement - dying instantly. My mom tried her best to swerve around, but ran over the woman. I got home and nobody was there, and since I did not have keys, I had to break into the house. By the time I got in, the answering machine had a tearful voicemail I could barely comprehend saying that she was at the police station being interviewed.
My brother and her finally got home on Monday night, and were determined to not let the ordeal bug them. Then Tuesday hit, and D.C. and New York got attacked. The next day, her brother had a severe accident at work and was rushed to the hospital. It was learned he had some medical ailment that required them to amputate both his legs. She was there to endure all that.
It was a rough week.
It's a term of endearment now. We're cool. We're cool. :-*
TVC says:
what am you up to
Prole says:
trying to forget 9/11 until midnight but failing
since i just now remembered it
TVC says:
lol
Prole says:
haha, my wife is mad because i brought it up and now SHE remembered!
"you ruined it for me!"
TVC says:
They cancelled tbtl on 9/11!
Prole says:
now i WILL never forget
when people say "9/11, never forget" i will say "yeah, rip tbtl"
wow, she's still mad
I donīt make jokes.
I'm not American and I don't get offended by the jokes, but I'd rather not crack jokes about it. That Hulk Hogan thing is kind of funny.I donīt make jokes.
Amen.
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lol
Hah! 9/11. My last name is the same last name as one of the hijackers. Not even remotely related as our family name is one of the most common ones in Saudi.
I remember hearing from some of my friends and cousins back in Virginia being ridiculed, beaten on, spat at, damn near pissed on. My mother's friends were abused, interrogated, and had their homes broken into by police without running proper background checks.
Yeah, I got lucky.