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Title: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on September 14, 2009, 08:37:43 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuXr2MtoI6E&feature=player_embedded
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJUv__J3h30
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Third on September 14, 2009, 08:40:56 PM: what the hell did I just watch...

looks so hectic. and the graphics are pretty shitty.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 14, 2009, 08:46:47 PM: O god that story :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: demi on September 14, 2009, 08:48:45 PM: Can't watch... dont want any spoilers. Media blackout.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 08:49:10 PM: Quote from: Random Youtube Poster
I am a God of War fan but I gotta say this looks epic!! Devil May Cry is dumb (I find it hard to play games with distinguished mentally-challenged stories, even stopped playing Fallout 3 recently)

:lol
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on September 14, 2009, 08:55:39 PM: I don't know what I just watched.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 08:58:52 PM: I hope Joe Pesci is an unlockable playable character! :hyper

Next month, can't wait!

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on September 14, 2009, 08:55:39 PM
I don't know what I just watched.

Does anyone? :lol
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 09:02:51 PM: Part 2 from 1:35 onward is the Bayonetta over-sexualized transformation plus perverse camera angles with "Fly Me To The Moon" playing in the background part. Way over the top with the killing, too. Kind of reminds a little bit of MadWorld.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM: Is this PS3 or X360 footage?
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Post by: demi on September 14, 2009, 09:19:31 PM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.
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Post by: Bocsius on September 14, 2009, 09:20:27 PM: It looked like 360. Showed "A" and "RB" buttons. Anyway... I think we know what Sarah Palin has been up to these past few months.
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Post by: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:21:55 PM: Quote from: demi on September 14, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.

I'm hopeful that the PS3 version turns out alright so I can just get it in October. Will probably be better to just wait, and I won't have to spend so much money this holiday season.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: duckman2000 on September 14, 2009, 09:22:33 PM: That's some terrible music
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Bocsius on September 14, 2009, 09:23:31 PM: And "Y" and "Back" buttons at the end.

That's possibly the most distinguished mentally-challenged thing I've ever seen. Is it impossible for Japanese action game developers to come up with anything resembling coherency, let alone a good story?
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Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 09:26:02 PM: Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:21:55 PM
Quote from: demi on September 14, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.

I'm hopeful that the PS3 version turns out alright so I can just get it in October. Will probably be better to just wait, and I won't have to spend so much money this holiday season.

I'm not taking any chances and importing the 360 version.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:32:39 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 09:26:02 PM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:21:55 PM
Quote from: demi on September 14, 2009, 09:19:31 PM
Quote from: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.

I'm hopeful that the PS3 version turns out alright so I can just get it in October. Will probably be better to just wait, and I won't have to spend so much money this holiday season.

I'm not taking any chances and importing the 360 version.

I take it you have a J-360, then?
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 09:36:15 PM: Yup. With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan. :lol
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Don Flamenco on September 14, 2009, 09:56:22 PM: holy shit that music is lolful.

omg joe pesci with his head on fire.

nipple shots.

nun moe.

but the game play will be great.
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Post by: Sho Nuff on September 14, 2009, 10:01:14 PM: omg what did i just watch
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: ch1nchilla on September 14, 2009, 10:21:34 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 09:36:15 PM
Yup. With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan. :lol

:lol I bought a J-360 the first time I was in Japan (with Trusty Bell... lol) pretty much just so I could play Blue Dragon early, since the Asian version had English text. I played through quite a bit of Blue Dragon, and then the disc drive failed. Awesome. :-\
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Post by: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 10:26:50 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 09:36:15 PM
Yup. With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan. :lol

Idolmaster ( ; _ ; )
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Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 10:47:39 PM: I only have a J360 because I was living over there at the time the 360 came out. Really glad that like 95% of all U.S. games released are region-free. :)

The only Japan-only games I have are Otomedius G and Deathsmiles. Might get Mushimehimasama Futari too.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on September 14, 2009, 10:47:58 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 10:26:50 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 09:36:15 PM
Yup. With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan. :lol

Idolmaster ( ; _ ; )

Operation Troy ( ; _ ; )

Yes, I know it's shit.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 10:48:32 PM: In other words, you ain't missing much. :P

When the hell is Bubble Bobble going to hit U.S. XBLA, though, I wonder?
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Post by: ferrarimanf355 on September 14, 2009, 10:53:49 PM: Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 10:48:32 PM
In other words, you ain't missing much. :P

When the hell is Bubble Bobble going to hit U.S. XBLA, though, I wonder?
The day after tomorrow.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: bork on September 14, 2009, 11:43:48 PM: Quote from: ferrarimanf355 on September 14, 2009, 10:53:49 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 10:48:32 PM
In other words, you ain't missing much. :P

When the hell is Bubble Bobble going to hit U.S. XBLA, though, I wonder?
The day after tomorrow.

Oh. Never mind!
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: drew on September 15, 2009, 12:22:03 AM: that intro wasnt hectic at all

sum nubs itt
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Post by: demi on September 15, 2009, 12:23:35 AM: Ok I watched the first minute. I'm sold.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: pilonv1 on September 15, 2009, 12:24:28 AM: any cheeseburger surprise yet?
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: drew on September 15, 2009, 12:30:00 AM: Quote from: Third on September 14, 2009, 08:40:56 PM
looks so hectic. and the graphics are pretty shitty.

thats not the graphics, just the video capture
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Post by: demi on September 15, 2009, 12:37:25 AM: WOW that game is so awesome. Day 1.

Hectic? :lol what does that even mean?
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: drew on September 15, 2009, 01:22:43 AM: hec⋅tic
–adjective
characterized by intense agitation, excitement, confused and rapid movement, etc.: The week before the trip was hectic and exhausting.

Synonyms:
1. frantic, frenzied, wild, chaotic.
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: demi on September 15, 2009, 01:38:57 AM: Yes and that doesnt apply at all to that video, which is why I'm dumbfounded on its usage
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Post by: Purple Filth on September 15, 2009, 02:50:53 AM: video is gone

curses

Edit: Saw only 10 minutes :-\ , just as it was getting interesting.
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Post by: Jansen on September 15, 2009, 04:20:15 AM: shit games like qtes of war shouldn't even be mentioned along with proper action games such as bayonetta
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: The Sceneman on September 15, 2009, 05:20:48 AM: I reckon this game is going to be pretty good.

And God of War fanboys are by default diehard Sonybots who are homosexual (in a bad way)
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Post by: Lucretius on September 15, 2009, 06:54:19 AM: looks like the videos were taken down for copyright claim by sega
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: tiesto on September 15, 2009, 10:17:10 AM: Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 14, 2009, 10:26:50 PM
Quote from: the lyte edge on September 14, 2009, 09:36:15 PM
Yup. With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan. :lol

Idolmaster ( ; _ ; )

Mamoru-Kun wa Nowarete Shimatta ( ; _ ; )
Title: Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
Post by: Jansen on September 15, 2009, 09:23:21 PM: i was able to find the first ten minutes and uploaded it

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RK2HCBK1
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Post by: drew on September 15, 2009, 09:28:34 PM: i still have the full fifteen minutes in my tabs

anyone who wants to come over and watch bring drugs
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Post by: Purple Filth on September 16, 2009, 01:06:45 AM: just saw the last 5 minutes

holy crap :lol :lol :lol :lol

game is gonna be hilarious