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OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
« on: September 14, 2009, 08:37:43 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2009, 08:40:56 PM »
what the hell did I just watch...

looks so hectic. and the graphics are pretty shitty.

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 08:46:47 PM »
O god that story  :lol :lol :lol :lol

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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2009, 08:48:45 PM »
Can't watch... dont want any spoilers. Media blackout.
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2009, 08:49:10 PM »
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I am a God of War fan but I gotta say this looks epic!! Devil May Cry is dumb (I find it hard to play games with distinguished mentally-challenged stories, even stopped playing Fallout 3 recently)

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Re: OMG FIRST 15 MIN OF BAYONETTA OMG OMG OMG GOW3 CRIES ;_;
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2009, 08:55:39 PM »
I don't know what I just watched.
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2009, 08:58:52 PM »
I hope Joe Pesci is an unlockable playable character!  :hyper

Next month, can't wait!

I don't know what I just watched.

Does anyone?   :lol
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2009, 09:02:51 PM »
Part 2 from 1:35 onward is the Bayonetta over-sexualized transformation plus perverse camera angles with "Fly Me To The Moon" playing in the background part.  Way over the top with the killing, too.  Kind of reminds a little bit of MadWorld.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2009, 09:05:06 PM by the lyte edge »
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2009, 09:17:29 PM »
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2009, 09:19:31 PM »
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2009, 09:20:27 PM »
It looked like 360. Showed "A" and "RB" buttons. Anyway... I think we know what Sarah Palin has been up to these past few months.

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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2009, 09:21:55 PM »
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.

I'm hopeful that the PS3 version turns out alright so I can just get it in October. Will probably be better to just wait, and I won't have to spend so much money this holiday season.

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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2009, 09:22:33 PM »
That's some terrible music

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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2009, 09:23:31 PM »
And "Y" and "Back" buttons at the end.

That's possibly the most distinguished mentally-challenged thing I've ever seen. Is it impossible for Japanese action game developers to come up with anything resembling coherency, let alone a good story?

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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2009, 09:26:02 PM »
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.

I'm hopeful that the PS3 version turns out alright so I can just get it in October. Will probably be better to just wait, and I won't have to spend so much money this holiday season.

I'm not taking any chances and importing the 360 version. 
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2009, 09:32:39 PM »
Is this PS3 or X360 footage?

Why would it matter? 360 will be better. End of story.

I'm hopeful that the PS3 version turns out alright so I can just get it in October. Will probably be better to just wait, and I won't have to spend so much money this holiday season.

I'm not taking any chances and importing the 360 version. 

I take it you have a J-360, then?

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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2009, 09:36:15 PM »
Yup.  With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan.   :lol
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2009, 09:56:22 PM »
holy shit that music is lolful. 

omg joe pesci with his head on fire.

nipple shots.

nun moe.

but the game play will be great.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2009, 09:58:24 PM by Kranz Fafka »

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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2009, 10:01:14 PM »
omg what did i just watch

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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2009, 10:21:34 PM »
Yup.  With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan.   :lol

:lol I bought a J-360 the first time I was in Japan (with Trusty Bell... lol) pretty much just so I could play Blue Dragon early, since the Asian version had English text. I played through quite a bit of Blue Dragon, and then the disc drive failed. Awesome.  :-\

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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2009, 10:26:50 PM »
Yup.  With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan.   :lol

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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2009, 10:47:39 PM »
I only have a J360 because I was living over there at the time the 360 came out.  Really glad that like 95% of all U.S. games released are region-free.   :)

The only Japan-only games I have are Otomedius G and Deathsmiles.  Might get Mushimehimasama Futari too.
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« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2009, 10:47:58 PM »
Yup.  With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan.   :lol

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« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2009, 10:48:32 PM »
In other words, you ain't missing much.   :P

When the hell is Bubble Bobble going to hit U.S. XBLA, though, I wonder?
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« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2009, 10:53:49 PM »
In other words, you ain't missing much.   :P

When the hell is Bubble Bobble going to hit U.S. XBLA, though, I wonder?
The day after tomorrow.
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2009, 11:43:48 PM »
In other words, you ain't missing much.   :P

When the hell is Bubble Bobble going to hit U.S. XBLA, though, I wonder?
The day after tomorrow.

Oh.  Never mind!
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« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2009, 12:22:03 AM »
that intro wasnt hectic at all

sum nubs itt

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« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2009, 12:23:35 AM »
Ok I watched the first minute. I'm sold.
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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2009, 12:24:28 AM »
any cheeseburger surprise yet?
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« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2009, 12:30:00 AM »
looks so hectic. and the graphics are pretty shitty.

thats not the graphics, just the video capture

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« Reply #30 on: September 15, 2009, 12:37:25 AM »
WOW that game is so awesome. Day 1.

Hectic? :lol what does that even mean?
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« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2009, 01:22:43 AM »
hec⋅tic
–adjective
characterized by intense agitation, excitement, confused and rapid movement, etc.: The week before the trip was hectic and exhausting.

Synonyms:
1. frantic, frenzied, wild, chaotic.

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« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2009, 01:38:57 AM »
Yes and that doesnt apply at all to that video, which is why I'm dumbfounded on its usage
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« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2009, 02:50:53 AM »
video is gone

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Edit: Saw only 10 minutes  :-\ , just as it was getting interesting.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2009, 03:44:06 AM by Purple Filth »

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« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2009, 04:20:15 AM »
shit games like qtes of war shouldn't even be mentioned along with proper action games such as bayonetta

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« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2009, 05:20:48 AM »
I reckon this game is going to be pretty good.

And God of War fanboys are by default diehard Sonybots who are homosexual (in a bad way)
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« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2009, 06:54:19 AM »
looks like the videos were taken down for copyright claim by sega
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« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2009, 10:17:10 AM »
Yup.  With a whopping TWO games never released outside Japan.   :lol

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« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2009, 09:23:21 PM »
i was able to find the first ten minutes and uploaded it

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RK2HCBK1

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« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2009, 09:28:34 PM »
i still have the full fifteen minutes in my tabs

anyone who wants to come over and watch bring drugs

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« Reply #40 on: September 16, 2009, 01:06:45 AM »
just saw the last 5 minutes

holy crap  :lol :lol :lol :lol

game is gonna be hilarious
« Last Edit: September 16, 2009, 01:09:39 AM by Purple Filth »