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Title: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 09, 2009, 01:24:47 PM
FALMOUTH, Mass. —  Authorities said an angry Massachusetts teen kicked his mother in the throat, head-butted his brother and punched and bit his father after his mom took away his cell phone to punish him.

The Cape Cod Times reported that Brandon Turner pleaded not guilty in Falmouth District Court on Thursday to charges that include assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

Police said his mother took away his cell phone after he hit his 15-year-old brother Tuesday. The next day, an angry Turner attacked members of his family.

The father, a corrections officer, had to use handcuffs to subdue his 18-year-old son. Police were forced to use leg shackles to get him under control.

He was held on $1,000 bail.

It was not immediately clear if Turner has legal representation
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2009, 01:26:15 PM
Was he trying to watch South Park on his phone?
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 09, 2009, 01:27:13 PM
loller
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 09, 2009, 01:27:26 PM
I don't see the words "Fat wigger" in there, how is this about Amirox?
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: archie4208 on October 09, 2009, 01:28:36 PM
I don't see the words "Fat wigger" in there, how is this about Amirox?
Amir0x beat his mom because he wanted to watch South Park and she wouldn't let him or something like that.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Robo on October 09, 2009, 01:52:11 PM
Authorities said an angry Massachusetts teen kicked his mother in the throat, head-butted his brother and punched and bit his father after his mom took away his cell phone to punish him.

karate master  :bow
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 09, 2009, 03:09:08 PM
kicked her in the throat
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Brehvolution on October 09, 2009, 03:15:23 PM
FALMOUTH?


FALMOUTH

 :lol :lol :lol

I lol'd too!  :lol
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 09, 2009, 03:20:04 PM
FALMOUTH?


FALMOUTH

 :lol :lol :lol

I lol'd too!  :lol

I don't quite get it  ??? (I dated someone for a few years that was from a Falmouth and didn't giggle once ???)
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 09, 2009, 03:21:46 PM
FALMOUTH?


FALMOUTH

 :lol :lol :lol

I lol'd too!  :lol

I don't quite get it  ??? (I dated someone for a few years that was from a Falmouth and didn't giggle once ???)

Falmouth = Foul Mouth
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Brehvolution on October 09, 2009, 03:26:26 PM
FALMOUTH?


FALMOUTH

 :lol :lol :lol

I lol'd too!  :lol

I don't quite get it  ??? (I dated someone for a few years that was from a Falmouth and didn't giggle once ???)

Falmouth = Foul Mouth
Yup
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: E-DuB on October 09, 2009, 03:41:14 PM
FALMOUTH?


FALMOUTH

 :lol :lol :lol

I lol'd too!  :lol

I don't quite get it  ??? (I dated someone for a few years that was from a Falmouth and didn't giggle once ???)

Falmouth = Foul Mouth

Fail Much
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Dickie Dee on October 09, 2009, 03:41:28 PM
Hmmm, tenuous at best, but I'll allow it
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 09, 2009, 04:21:21 PM
bam!
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 09, 2009, 04:39:32 PM
It's FALMOUTH as in pronounced VAL-MITH.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 09, 2009, 04:42:20 PM
It's FALMOUTH as in pronounced VAL-MITH.

Nobody cares.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2009, 05:08:24 PM
I don't see the words "Fat wigger" in there, how is this about Amirox?
Amir0x beat his mom because he wanted to watch South Park and she wouldn't let him or something like that.

Jesus how embarrassing.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 09, 2009, 05:12:13 PM
I don't see the words "Fat wigger" in there, how is this about Amirox?
Amir0x beat his mom because he wanted to watch South Park and she wouldn't let him or something like that.

Jesus how embarrassing.

What's especially embarrassing is that he made a post about it, expecting people to sympathize with him because his mom was being a total bitch for not letting him finish watching South Park when they had guests over that didn't want to watch South Park, like his freaking life was ruined now.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2009, 05:43:11 PM
How long ago was this? Please tell me it was like season 5 or something.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 09, 2009, 05:44:17 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=148456
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 09, 2009, 06:23:41 PM
That thread's still hilarious. Amir0x sticking it to Johnny Law! And walking home without shoes, wtf? :lol

And Lupus! :lol
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Diunx on October 09, 2009, 06:35:21 PM
I still burst into laugh everytime I remember his wii video sooooooo fat :lol
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2009, 06:45:07 PM
Can't believe that thread was two and a half years ago. Where the fuck did my life go?
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: twerd on October 09, 2009, 07:07:43 PM
I still burst into laugh everytime I remember his wii video sooooooo fat :lol
RED STEEL TRAINING DOJO
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Diunx on October 09, 2009, 07:09:55 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 09, 2009, 07:16:19 PM
Wow so Amirox, a grown obese man, hit his mother two years ago (what age is he? 27 now?) because of South Park? What a fucking idiot.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 09, 2009, 07:18:25 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=148456

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what's this teenaged "disrespect" shit? wtf, did i just stumble into a locker room, minus the -- i assume -- homosexual tension?

people will disrespect you every single day. when they push you to act in an equally disrespectable way, you ****in' lose. suck it down, rocky balboa. a dude worthy of respect doesn't act like a family tiff is the same as xerxes burning his village -- unless he's mainlining horse testosterone straight into his shrunken scrotum, of course.

:rofl
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 09, 2009, 07:32:20 PM
I still burst into laugh everytime I remember his wii video sooooooo fat :lol
RED STEEL TRAINING DOJO

Where is that video, did he take it down? Noooooo!
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Hitler Stole My Potato on October 09, 2009, 07:35:03 PM
I still burst into laugh everytime I remember his wii video sooooooo fat :lol
RED STEEL TRAINING DOJO

Where is that video, did he take it down? Noooooo!

If he did, I think I still have it saved on one of my computers at home.  I'll check later
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2009, 07:42:09 PM
ahahahaha he was going to go away for violating a restraining order? How grade school so grade school.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 07:56:09 PM
Prole / Drinky Crow absolutely destroys it on page 4 of that thread.

Drinky  :bow

one day I should do up a list of what Amir0x's potential rap sheet would look like, just from the shit he's publically admitted to on GAF.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 09, 2009, 07:58:47 PM
Prole / Drinky Crow absolutely destroys it on page 4 of that thread.

Drinky  :bow

one day I should do up a list of what Amir0x's potential rap sheet would look like, just from the shit he's publically admitted to on GAF.

Mine wouldn't be much better... although I've never been involved with any sort of violent anything.  I could probably be nailed with fraud though, since I helped try to sell our high school as our senior prank.  We gave tours and everything.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 08:00:40 PM
Prole / Drinky Crow absolutely destroys it on page 4 of that thread.

Drinky  :bow

one day I should do up a list of what Amir0x's potential rap sheet would look like, just from the shit he's publically admitted to on GAF.

Mine wouldn't be much better... although I've never been involved with any sort of violent anything.  I could probably be nailed with fraud though, since I helped try to sell our high school as our senior prank.  We gave tours and everything.

You've never committed a string of home invasions, though, have you?

Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 09, 2009, 08:05:14 PM
Nah, nothing as stupid as that, just done more drugs than would kill a baby rhino.

I also forgot how awesome MikeWorks was in that amirox thread:

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she LIED about letting me watch the last ten minutes of an episode of South Park i'd already seen

LIED!!

and so my mother who has LUPUS swung her PURSE and hit me in my FACE! it felt like BRICKS, you know, the kind of immense force a PURSE being swung by an OLD WOMAN with LUPUS brings

and so i pinned down her crippled ass on the bed and said WHY MOTHER, WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME

and then John Law entered the equation and i was all SUCK MY DICK JOHN LAW I DO NOT RESPECT YOU and they arrested me THIS IS ALL MY SISTER'S FIANCE'S FAULT, HE WATCHES NERD SHOWS, VIDEOGAME INTERNET FORUM!

so then i get taken to the hospital without my shoes and i tell them i'll put up a struggle and i get released and all of my friends are asleep so i walk like jesus down the highway and ****ing glass and fire ants and pirahna plants and those big worm things from tremors are cutting the shit out of my feet and i'm hitch hiking and the ****ing cops arrest me AGAIN and take me back to the one police station in town which is like 6 hours barefoot walk away!

so now it's 9am and i don't call my friends because, uh, yeah so anyway i get to buy hobo shoes and i walk onto a bus and make it home

GOD WHY IS MY MOTHER SO IRRATIONAL

:bow MikeWorks :bow2
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 09, 2009, 08:07:58 PM
A cop should actually get Amirox's actual rap sheet.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2009, 08:12:20 PM
A cop should actually get Amirox's actual rap sheet.
Boogie isn't a real cop; he's an RCMP officer.  :drake
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 08:12:31 PM
A cop should actually get Amirox's actual rap sheet.

Oh, on occasion, I've been tempted to do some digging and pass along info to whatever local police force would be concerned, but I guess I'm too lazy, and not convinced any action could be taken based on internet confessions, anyway.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 08:13:44 PM
A cop should actually get Amirox's actual rap sheet.
Boogie isn't a real cop; he's an RCMP officer.  :drake

That's like saying "so-and-so isn't a real cop, he's an FBI Special Agent."  :drake
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Diunx on October 09, 2009, 08:15:27 PM
A cop should actually get Amirox's actual rap sheet.

Oh, on occasion, I've been tempted to do some digging and pass along info to whatever local police force would be concerned, but I guess I'm too lazy, and not convinced any action could be taken based on internet confessions, anyway.

That's it them, I'm never talking about all the awesome drugs I take on this board.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2009, 08:17:02 PM
RCMP: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/513674281_3efea12add.jpg)

FBI: (http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fbi-raid.jpg)

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Don't arrest me. I kid
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Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: CajoleJuice on October 09, 2009, 08:17:40 PM
Mike Works is really awesome when he wants to be, that post pretty much killed me.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
A cop should actually get Amirox's actual rap sheet.

Oh, on occasion, I've been tempted to do some digging and pass along info to whatever local police force would be concerned, but I guess I'm too lazy, and not convinced any action could be taken based on internet confessions, anyway.

That's it them, I'm never talking about all the awesome drugs I take on this board.

So you, along with half the internet, has taken awesome drugs, big deal.*

Amir0x is a violent asshole who flies into fits of rage and beats people, and conducts home invasions to steal people's shit.  Big difference.

*Not an official stance as a police officer, just as concerns dealing with people on internet forums. :P
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Diunx on October 09, 2009, 08:20:36 PM
Yeah but aren't like most fat nintendo fans like that? its either violent crimes or locking themselves in a hotel room until miyamoto answers their calls.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 08:24:50 PM
RCMP: (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/513674281_3efea12add.jpg)

FBI: (http://animalnewyork.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/fbi-raid.jpg)

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Don't arrest me. I kid
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I know you kid, but I must still post badass RCMP pics in response:

(http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/9/26/633580628498465290-rcmpert.jpg)

(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6348/is20071013il3.jpg)

(http://media.canada.com/282673bf-1acf-417f-ac0c-192ad0df93e0/rcmp-cash-bust-c.jpg)

Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2009, 08:26:11 PM
now for an unrelated video created by an unknown evilbore member:

[youtube=560,345]omhdoKR80sk[/youtube]
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 09, 2009, 08:28:11 PM
now for an unrelated video created by an unknown evilbore member:

[youtube=560,345]omhdoKR80sk[/youtube]

Still funny :lol
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2009, 08:54:03 PM
You've never committed a string of home invasions, though, have you?

Does it count as a B&E if the home is abandoned? I did that when I was like 7 or 8 with some friends.

I also did some UE as a teenager but I got nicked for that.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: OptimoPeach on October 09, 2009, 09:02:16 PM
I still can't swallow the image of a 400lb man invading someone's home. It's not like he could fit through a window
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: chronovore on October 09, 2009, 09:09:38 PM
I still can't swallow the image of a 400lb man invading someone's home. It's not like he could fit through a window

Santa does it every year.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 09, 2009, 09:10:33 PM
I still can't swallow the image of a 400lb man invading someone's home. It's not like he could fit through a window

Santa does it every year.
He uses magical elf dust.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Kara on October 09, 2009, 09:33:45 PM
I still can't swallow the image of a 400lb man invading someone's home. It's not like he could fit through a window

On the mean streets of bumfuck PA I gotta imagine locking things isn't a real high priority. Or maybe I'm just projecting suburbia onto everyone.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on October 09, 2009, 10:43:00 PM
I still can't swallow the image of a 400lb man invading someone's home. It's not like he could fit through a window

Santa does it every year.
He uses magical elf dust.

ami calls it "cocaine" ;)
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Oblivion on October 09, 2009, 10:51:20 PM
I still can't swallow the image of a 400lb man invading someone's home. It's not like he could fit through a window

Santa does it every year.
He uses magical elf dust.

ami calls it "cocaine" ;)

Or "shake and bake".
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 09, 2009, 11:18:04 PM
Wow way to fuck up a cocaine fat joke.

Or "sugar".
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2009, 12:03:59 AM
:rofl @ this thread
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Tristam on October 10, 2009, 02:51:09 PM
The best part of that thread was that amir0x expected everyone not only to sympathize with him, but to admire him as well:

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So the police came. As soon as they came, my mom started talking to them and making up all this bullshit about what happened as if I went out and was attacking her. I told the police no, I'm not going to sit here with my mouth shut as she lies about what happened. They said 'sir, if you do not get quiet, I am going to handcuff you and arrest you where you stand.' I replied "You ****ing do that then, you piece of shit Pocono police. This shit is probably the highlight of your do nothing ticket-giving day anyway." That was my exact quote!

"That was my exact quote! I'm fucking awesome, ain't I?"

 :lol
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 10, 2009, 02:58:29 PM
"That was my exact quote! ... then I got thrown into jail and butt raped."
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Tristam on October 10, 2009, 03:02:49 PM
OK one more gem and I'm done for the night.

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No, she plainly lied. She said go upstairs and watch it there. I did it, begrudgingly, but it was done. Then she tells me I can't do it, my other sister has the television. That's called a lie. In my group of friends, or family, when you lie it's disrespect. There's no other word for it. I'm an adult, and they are all also adults. We're way past the age of teenage deception and immature black and white views.

 :lol

His mom didn't even intentionally lie to him--of course if she asked him to watch TV upstairs, she wouldn't have known his other sister was watching TV there. But the most innocuous of mistakes apparently constitutes "teenage deception" and "immature black and white views."

Amir0x is so fucking distinguished mentally-challenged.  :lol How was he not de-modded after that topic?

Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Himu on October 10, 2009, 03:18:24 PM
:lol
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Himu on October 10, 2009, 03:24:23 PM
:bow Boogie :bow2
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 10, 2009, 04:02:09 PM
Fat gangsters; serious bidness.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 10, 2009, 07:24:53 PM
Wait, is there a ref for the home invasion thing?
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 10, 2009, 07:26:01 PM
FATTY MCFATBEANS IS GOING SERIOUS AGAIN

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He is a atrocious player who simply ignored the game's many attempts to teach him how to actually approach the gameplay. There is nothing clunky about the gameplay, minor lock on issues aside. It is an extremely precise, observational type of combat that rewards patience and strategizing over running around hack and slacking like some Diablo clone (like the distinguished mentally-challenged fellow in the video did).

Everything about the enemies requires the utmost patience to approach. The game is undoubtedly slow moving, but its pace is appropriate to its unprecedented atmosphere.

The quick look just shows that Giant Bomb is completely deficient as a game review website. They say it's easy to run out of healing items; that's absurd. I have more healing items than I can ever possibly use. Every like 10th enemy drops multiple healing items. Healing items are extremely cheap. By the end of the 1-1, I had over 40 Half Moon and Crescent Moon grasses.

He says the only way to regen MP is using a MP heal item, and then blames this on "1990-era gameplay design." Factually false. One of the characters fucking starts with an MP regen ring, that allows you to regen MP slowly over time. Crescent weapons allow you to regen MP. There are a plethora of options that allow you to individually choose how your character will regain MP.

This is an example of a person facing a wall of difficulty, doing nothing to learn how to approach the game to start winning, and then blaming it on poor design or unfair difficulty.

Giant Bomb is fucking awful, and so is the guy playing the game. They should feel genuinely embarrassed.

Someone should reply with "Yeah, and you should too for hiting your mother because you couldn't watch South Park"

http://neogaf.net/forum/showthread.php?t=349917&page=32
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Boogie on October 10, 2009, 07:46:47 PM
Wait, is there a ref for the home invasion thing?

http://neogaf.net/forum/showpost.php?p=14120671&postcount=154

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Also, when I was in high school me and my friends went on a house robbing streak in this one community and we ransacked at least 20 homes over the course of the summer. Eventually one of my friends Eric (who was only with us for like two houses) got caught robbing a home and got blamed for everything. He never squealed, but he stopped talking to us and had to go to boot camp or some shit.


Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: brawndolicious on October 10, 2009, 08:05:37 PM
I was more freaked out by him when he printed out that nudie pic of olimario's gf, jizzed on it, and then posted that jizz-stained picture on opa-ages.  I mean, at no point did he think "This might be a bad idea".
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on October 10, 2009, 08:09:29 PM
Was olimario's gf hot?
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 10, 2009, 08:34:09 PM
omg, that is a fucking fat arm :lol. That bruise is totally caused by diabeetus
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: pilonv1 on October 10, 2009, 10:16:08 PM
Was olimario's gf hot?

not really.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Himu on October 10, 2009, 10:36:09 PM
I was more freaked out by him when he printed out that nudie pic of olimario's gf, jizzed on it, and then posted that jizz-stained picture on opa-ages.  I mean, at no point did he think "This might be a bad idea".

That did it for me too.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 10, 2009, 10:37:06 PM
Jesus Christ, what a fucking idiot amirox is.  Guess it just goes to show that gaf is all about who has their tongue firmly planted in evilore's ass.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Mandark on October 10, 2009, 11:00:53 PM
I remember when he got involved in poligaf.  He visited DC and posted something like "Now I've seen the Capitol building, it makes me even more psyched to learn about politics!"

Yup.
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Himu on October 10, 2009, 11:43:08 PM
I remember when he got involved in poligaf.  He visited DC and posted something like "Now I've seen the Capitol building, it makes me even more psyched to learn about politics!"

Yup.

Are you serious?
Title: Re: Amir0x makes the news
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 11, 2009, 11:46:02 AM
"That was my exact quote! ... then I got thrown into jail and butt raped."

No, he got taken in for a psychiatric evaluation. :lol