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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 05:20:56 PM

Title: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 05:20:56 PM: Disposable White Guy, my brother, myself and maybe one or two others will kick off the 13th Annual Federman Halloween Festival of Lights tomorrow.

I went out and got some neat decorations (Disposable White Guy will think they're all flaming homo) - outfitting the basement into a screening area made up with lights, life size skeletons, lanterns, motion sensors, etc. I believe my brother is going to attempt to get a fog machine.

We'll be getting growlers of pumpkin ale from a local microbrew, and probably a case of Octoberfest. Also, a stash of candy, and more importantly - our famous nachos. Created by my mom in her youth, and passed down to us, they are immaculate morsels of deliciousness that are so unhealthy that we only dare to eat them once a year.

Planning to watch The Entity, The House of the Devil, Drag Me to Hell and Night of the Creeps tomorrow.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: demi on October 26, 2009, 05:22:05 PM: u gonna JO together?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 05:23:21 PM: Preferably clockwise, but I'm open to counter clockwise.
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2009, 05:23:35 PM: Nacho recipe?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 05:24:57 PM: It's a family secret. :shh
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Post by: demi on October 26, 2009, 05:25:45 PM: That's what the JO is for

Whoever goes last has to eat ALL THE NACHOS
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2009, 05:27:46 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 26, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
It's a family secret. :shh

Could you at least describe them? I'm curious if they're as awesomely unhealthy as you claim...
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 05:52:36 PM: Velveeta and Hormel Chili are the primary ingredients.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2009, 05:53:32 PM: Velveeta?

:yuck

My mouth always feel like it's been coated in plastic after eating Velveeta.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2009, 05:55:01 PM: Sounds good. I've got something similar planned for Saturday night (minus the decorations and making my own food, cuz I'm not gay like you guys). We'll probably dial up some nasty Dominos.
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Post by: demi on October 26, 2009, 05:55:25 PM: But you guys are going to JO together, Joe?
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 05:58:09 PM: Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on October 26, 2009, 05:55:01 PM
Sounds good. I've got something similar planned for Saturday night (minus the decorations and making my own food, cuz I'm not gay like you guys). We'll probably dial up some nasty Dominos.
:lol

I'll be doing something separate for Halloween, and a few other peers will attend that since Disposable White Guy is lame and hanging out with girls that night.

The centerpiece of Halloween is AMC's digitally restored and remastered Night of the Living Dead, though.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on October 26, 2009, 05:58:21 PM: It depends on whether there's any tornadic activity.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2009, 05:58:37 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 26, 2009, 05:52:36 PM
Velveeta and Hormel Chili are the primary ingredients.

Velveeta? That makes them taste awesome. But please make sure to send the unused noodle packets to this dude (http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshheuf5TPCS3Xzb0euL)
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 06:10:13 PM: Do they not have basements in whatever desolate wasteland you call a country?
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 06:12:39 PM: Quote from: distantmantra on October 26, 2009, 05:53:32 PM
Velveeta?

:yuck

My mouth always feel like it's been coated in plastic after eating Velveeta.

I'm not usually a fan, but we melt it until it's liquid and combined with the Hormel and a few other secret ingredients (read: semen) - it's pretty awesome.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2009, 06:32:18 PM: Do you mix the Velveeta with the chili, or are they separate dips? I always sucked at making chili so I stick to cheese or Velveeta
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 07:08:30 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 26, 2009, 06:32:18 PM
Do you mix the Velveeta with the chili, or are they separate dips? I always sucked at making chili so I stick to cheese or Velveeta

Mix them together.

... no, I don't live in a basement, Kosma. I have a basement, though.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: BlackMage on October 26, 2009, 07:43:39 PM: are you in LA atm cause i wanna go!!!!
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Post by: Mr. Gundam on October 26, 2009, 08:30:21 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 26, 2009, 06:12:39 PM
Quote from: distantmantra on October 26, 2009, 05:53:32 PM
Velveeta?

:yuck

My mouth always feel like it's been coated in plastic after eating Velveeta.

I'm not usually a fan, but we melt it until it's liquid and combined with the Hormel and a few other secret ingredients (read: semen) - it's pretty awesome.

Ok, that's better. My grandma makes a chili dip like that with Velveeta, chili and cream cheese.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 08:48:49 PM: Quote from: BlackMage on October 26, 2009, 07:43:39 PM
are you in LA atm cause i wanna go!!!!

East Coast affair only, sorry. I've already had a few calls from my West Coast pals that want in. :lol

I think if things break my way next year, I might have enough money to rent a theater and I'll invite all of you guys.
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Post by: Rman on October 26, 2009, 09:11:56 PM: You're not kidding about loving Halloween.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on October 26, 2009, 09:14:41 PM: It's not Halloween unless there are sluttily attired girls. :wag
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 09:21:51 PM: Quote from: Rman on October 26, 2009, 09:11:56 PM
You're not kidding about loving Halloween.

It's true. My affection for the holiday is similar to that of demi towards big, hairy gay men. And just think, this is the first night of my festival of lights (eat it Jews, it's now Federman ™). I've got other stuff planned for Halloween proper.

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 26, 2009, 09:14:41 PM
It's not Halloween unless there are sluttily attired girls. :wag

I'm trying to remain celibate, on account of my fear of knocking up some chick reaching near clinically ill proportions, so I'm dodging the usual haunts in favor of sausagefests and movie screenings.

Disposable White Guy's girlfriend is throwing a party that I'm sure will have lots of sluttily attired girls - whether we like it or not.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 26, 2009, 09:46:37 PM: Get a vasectomy! Problem solved. Or just carry around rubbers with you if running into women who want you to jump their bones is such a problem.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: demi on October 26, 2009, 09:48:57 PM: My guys dont have to be gay.
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Post by: Brehvolution on October 26, 2009, 09:49:04 PM: Quote from: Willco
I'm trying to remain celibate, on account of my fear of knocking up some chick reaching near clinically ill proportions, so I'm dodging the usual haunts in favor of sausagefests and movie screenings.

Disposable White Guy's girlfriend is throwing a party that I'm sure will have lots of sluttily attired girls - whether we like it or not.

???
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 26, 2009, 10:09:34 PM: Quote from: Willco on October 26, 2009, 05:20:56 PM
I went out and got some neat decorations (Disposable White Guy will think they're all flaming homo)

(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/3726239808_1a75a9d4d6.jpg)
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 26, 2009, 10:46:24 PM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 26, 2009, 09:46:37 PM
Get a vasectomy! Problem solved.

I am seriously considering it. Really.

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Or just carry around rubbers with you if running into women who want you to jump their bones is such a problem.

That doesn't really make me feel better. Not only have I run into a few snags with rubbers already, but I'm a byproduct of both parents using protection. I just have to look in the mirror to realize that condoms are not foolproof.

It seriously weirds me out.

... Whatever dude, you're going to love how I setup the downstairs bathroom. :lol
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Post by: tehjaybo on October 27, 2009, 11:55:53 AM: If you're not still in California, Billy and I should trek up.
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Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 27, 2009, 05:04:54 PM: You better hurry, because it kicks off in like 30 minutes.
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Post by: Diunx on October 27, 2009, 05:42:56 PM: I got something like this planned for saturday but we'll probably get bored in the first hour and go to a strip club.
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Post by: tehjaybo on October 27, 2009, 05:43:55 PM: I'll be there in spirit.

And promptly kicked out, I'm sure.
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Post by: tiesto on October 27, 2009, 11:33:21 PM: I'm gonna be going to the Halloween parade in NYC this year.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 02:50:39 AM: The annual start of the Federman Festival of Lights was a massive success, but Disposable White Guy and I learned a harsh reality - we can no longer consume large quantities of junk food that were easy pickings for us in our youth. I think he left with a sour stomach.

I will be doing nightly marathons until Halloween, and ending the month in style - beer, food and films.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: chronovore on October 28, 2009, 09:33:59 AM: Quote from: distantmantra on October 26, 2009, 05:23:35 PM
Nacho recipe?
Quote from: Willco on October 26, 2009, 05:24:57 PM
It's a family secret. :shh
That means "IT'S NACHO RECIPE."

Drag Me to Hell is already on DVD?
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 11:16:56 AM: Yeah, it has been for about a week.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2009, 11:22:30 AM: Did it magically get better or is it still a crappy PG-13 horror movie?
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 11:30:39 AM: The unrated cut is almost identical to the theatrical cut - which you liked - and goes to show you that there was no crazy watering down of the source material for monetary reasons. It's pretty obvious that the original intention was a PG-13 rating.
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Disposable White Guy on October 28, 2009, 11:37:37 AM: Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 28, 2009, 11:22:30 AM
Did it magically get better or is it still a crappy PG-13 horror movie?

You'll notice a blurb on the boxart that reads "Now with more Apple virals!"
Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2009, 11:42:41 AM: Quote from: Willco on October 28, 2009, 11:30:39 AM
The unrated cut is almost identical to the theatrical cut - which you liked - and goes to show you that there was no crazy watering down of the source material for monetary reasons. It's pretty obvious that the original intention was a PG-13 rating.

oh so the intention from the get go was to make a lame horror movie, got it

spoiler (click to show/hide)
...it wasn't THAT bad, but it wasn't that good either
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Title: Re: FOUR MOVIES. EIGHT HOURS. BEER. CANDY. NACHOS.
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 11:48:44 AM: You loved it, don't front.

Y'know, you can enjoy a Sam Raimi movie. Even border liked it!