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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:00:31 PM

Title: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
From the first date?
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:01:57 PM
ewwww :(
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: AdmiralViscen on October 28, 2009, 12:03:03 PM
First date for me.

Actually, I think the date we use is the first time I asked her out at all, the date wasn't until a week or so later.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on October 28, 2009, 12:04:46 PM
From when you change your facebook status.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:08:13 PM
I don't have a facebook and I don't believe in sex before marriage, so right now I'm going with the first date criteria.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2009, 12:11:43 PM
I don't have a facebook and I don't believe in sex before marriage, so right now I'm going with the first date criteria.

Well, despite your not believing in it I assure you that it exists and it's AWESOME.

I mean, let's totes enter into what's supposed to be a lifelong commitment without knowing if we're sexually compatible.  Shit, aren't you YUROPEEN too?  Live a little, mang.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 12:18:13 PM
It's either from the moment you have hot and steamy premarital sex or when you batter her face for speaking up in public.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:19:21 PM
Is grabbing her boobs en yelling "HONK HONK!" some kind of milestone?
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Bocsius on October 28, 2009, 12:21:21 PM
From the time you memorize the pattern in the flannel.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: ch1nchilla on October 28, 2009, 12:22:40 PM
:lol Rebiak, weren't you the one who said "growing up" for Halloween? Just wondering...

I count it as a relationship after we talk about being sexually exclusive, etc. or we mutually declare that we're in a relationship. For my situation right now we got in an argument, and then we decided to talk about "what we are" or whatever and it became "a relationship."  And then she declared it on Facebook.  ::)
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:25:00 PM
:lol Rebiak, weren't you the one who said "growing up" for Halloween? Just wondering...

I count it as a relationship after we talk about being sexually exclusive, etc. or we mutually declare that we're in a relationship. For my situation right now we got in an argument, and then we decided to talk about "what we are" or whatever and it became "a relationship."  And then she declared it on Facebook.  ::)

I know we are in a relationship, I have no insecurities about that, no need to "declare it". I'm just wondering what the most logical date is to refer to for celebrating anniversaries.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 12:25:42 PM
When you perform cunnilingus on her.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: ch1nchilla on October 28, 2009, 12:26:07 PM
:lol Rebiak, weren't you the one who said "growing up" for Halloween? Just wondering...

I count it as a relationship after we talk about being sexually exclusive, etc. or we mutually declare that we're in a relationship. For my situation right now we got in an argument, and then we decided to talk about "what we are" or whatever and it became "a relationship."  And then she declared it on Facebook.  ::)

I know we are in a relationship, I have no insecurities about that, no need to "declare it". I'm just wondering what the most logical date is to refer to for celebrating anniversaries.

First date.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:27:28 PM
Ok, no bullshit mode:

- The sex part was bullcrap.
- I think the whole facebook thing is incredibly immature.
- Having discussions about "what you are" sounds like a red flag.
- The Halloween comment was me being internet cool, that why I used no capital and period. We don't really celebrate that in Holland.

EDIT: typo's everywhere today
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 12:29:28 PM
Okay, real talk:

- Don't even say that shit again, or I will beat you.
- Facebook is the only way to declare your love, as well as play FarmTown.
- Sounds like you have intimacy issues.
- Holland is obviously a pretty fucking stupid place to live.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:30:39 PM
:lol
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: ch1nchilla on October 28, 2009, 12:34:30 PM
You have to talk about "what you are" at some point, especially in college where everyone is fucking each other left and right unless there is a god damned label on it, and the sex part is in no way bull crap.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on October 28, 2009, 12:35:35 PM
From the time mojovonio shits in your shower.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:51:47 PM
You have to talk about "what you are" at some point, especially in college where everyone is fucking each other left and right unless there is a god damned label on it, and the sex part is in no way bull crap.

I meant me not believing in sex before marriage is bullcrap.
And we are well beyond the college years...
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Kestastrophe on October 28, 2009, 12:54:31 PM
- I think the whole facebook thing is incredibly immature.
:bow
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Akala on October 28, 2009, 12:56:48 PM
first date is usually what women count. why don't you just ask? anniversaries are for women anyway.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 01:00:50 PM
first date is usually what women count. why don't you just ask? anniversaries are for women anyway.

I think the surprise factor is higher when there's never any mention of anniversaries and then: BAM! a gift!

In that regard it doesn't really matter what date you dream up, but it made me wonder about the "official" date.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 28, 2009, 01:30:05 PM
I use the Chinese method whereby the age of something is counted as the total number of calendar years in some part of which it has existed.  This is why I always buy any girl I meet a one-year anniversary present immediately after we first engage in conversation.  They don't seem to show their appreciation very well though  ???
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 01:32:29 PM
Nice try PD.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 28, 2009, 01:37:52 PM
haha, fooled you!
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 28, 2009, 01:52:33 PM
First time she shits in your shower.
:rofl
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on October 28, 2009, 01:52:44 PM
It starts when you have the awkward first "where are we?" talk.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 28, 2009, 02:04:23 PM
we are still in alpha  :'(
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on October 28, 2009, 02:05:49 PM
also: very carefully, lololol
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 28, 2009, 02:09:11 PM
we are still in alpha  :'(

 :lol :lol Love it!
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: etiolate on October 28, 2009, 03:12:33 PM
First real kiss/contact. Otherwise it is just a friendly outing. If she doesn't want to bang you then it's not a real date.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Mupepe on October 28, 2009, 03:33:02 PM
I have two anniversaries.  Take that.

Feb 11th - First met
Sep 9 - Married

I get an extra BJ a year than most married men do.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
But for real'z tho, first time she lets you stick it in her pooper.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: demi on October 28, 2009, 03:43:16 PM
Anniversaries are a sign of desperation
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2009, 03:53:38 PM
But for real'z tho, first time she lets you stick it in her pooper.

uh oh, I think I'm a bastard!

That's crazy talk Jin, Middle Eastern women are supposed to be all about teh anal.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 06:14:42 PM
I mulled this over and decided first kiss makes the most sense.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2009, 06:23:02 PM
This thread is hilarious but it is NOT the first time you have sex.  It's the day after when she calls you - then you know you're trapped. :(

Real talk.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Flannel Boy on October 28, 2009, 06:24:28 PM
I have two anniversaries.  Take that.

Feb 11th - First met
Sep 9 - Married

I get an extra BJ a year than most married men do.

So, that would mean you get two in total?
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 07:49:54 PM
Also Rebiak havent you just been going out with her for like 6 months?

We've been pretty serious for about 3 months now. So that's why I started wondering what the "official" start of a relationship is. First date was 4 months ago.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: demi on October 28, 2009, 07:50:46 PM
woah man 3 months, dont screw this up
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 07:53:30 PM
And first kiss?

End of first date. :-*
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 07:56:30 PM
And first kiss?

End of first date. :-*

When did she allow you penis to enter her vag if you know what I mean.

??? What is this Arabic code? ???
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Don Flamenco on October 28, 2009, 07:58:52 PM
I think he means....coitus.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 08:02:16 PM
Oh that! Did that the 4th date.
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Brehvolution on October 28, 2009, 08:56:31 PM
lol missionary
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: demi on October 28, 2009, 09:18:48 PM
Missionary is for people with respect, Zero. What happened?
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: Bildi on October 28, 2009, 09:27:23 PM
coitus? I googled it but this is all I got

(http://www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/ATLAS_EN/assets/images/coitus.gif)

 ???

He couldn't even spurt far enough to hit her bean.  smh
Title: Re: How do you count the duration of a relationship?
Post by: demi on October 28, 2009, 09:44:39 PM
Look at all that extra dick hidden in your body.  How do we get it out?

Lose weight, fatty