THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Reb on October 28, 2009, 12:00:31 PM
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From the first date?
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ewwww :(
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First date for me.
Actually, I think the date we use is the first time I asked her out at all, the date wasn't until a week or so later.
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From when you change your facebook status.
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I don't have a facebook and I don't believe in sex before marriage, so right now I'm going with the first date criteria.
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I don't have a facebook and I don't believe in sex before marriage, so right now I'm going with the first date criteria.
Well, despite your not believing in it I assure you that it exists and it's AWESOME.
I mean, let's totes enter into what's supposed to be a lifelong commitment without knowing if we're sexually compatible. Shit, aren't you YUROPEEN too? Live a little, mang.
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It's either from the moment you have hot and steamy premarital sex or when you batter her face for speaking up in public.
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Is grabbing her boobs en yelling "HONK HONK!" some kind of milestone?
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From the time you memorize the pattern in the flannel.
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:lol Rebiak, weren't you the one who said "growing up" for Halloween? Just wondering...
I count it as a relationship after we talk about being sexually exclusive, etc. or we mutually declare that we're in a relationship. For my situation right now we got in an argument, and then we decided to talk about "what we are" or whatever and it became "a relationship." And then she declared it on Facebook. ::)
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:lol Rebiak, weren't you the one who said "growing up" for Halloween? Just wondering...
I count it as a relationship after we talk about being sexually exclusive, etc. or we mutually declare that we're in a relationship. For my situation right now we got in an argument, and then we decided to talk about "what we are" or whatever and it became "a relationship." And then she declared it on Facebook. ::)
I know we are in a relationship, I have no insecurities about that, no need to "declare it". I'm just wondering what the most logical date is to refer to for celebrating anniversaries.
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When you perform cunnilingus on her.
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:lol Rebiak, weren't you the one who said "growing up" for Halloween? Just wondering...
I count it as a relationship after we talk about being sexually exclusive, etc. or we mutually declare that we're in a relationship. For my situation right now we got in an argument, and then we decided to talk about "what we are" or whatever and it became "a relationship." And then she declared it on Facebook. ::)
I know we are in a relationship, I have no insecurities about that, no need to "declare it". I'm just wondering what the most logical date is to refer to for celebrating anniversaries.
First date.
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Ok, no bullshit mode:
- The sex part was bullcrap.
- I think the whole facebook thing is incredibly immature.
- Having discussions about "what you are" sounds like a red flag.
- The Halloween comment was me being internet cool, that why I used no capital and period. We don't really celebrate that in Holland.
EDIT: typo's everywhere today
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Okay, real talk:
- Don't even say that shit again, or I will beat you.
- Facebook is the only way to declare your love, as well as play FarmTown.
- Sounds like you have intimacy issues.
- Holland is obviously a pretty fucking stupid place to live.
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:lol
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You have to talk about "what you are" at some point, especially in college where everyone is fucking each other left and right unless there is a god damned label on it, and the sex part is in no way bull crap.
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From the time mojovonio shits in your shower.
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You have to talk about "what you are" at some point, especially in college where everyone is fucking each other left and right unless there is a god damned label on it, and the sex part is in no way bull crap.
I meant me not believing in sex before marriage is bullcrap.
And we are well beyond the college years...
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- I think the whole facebook thing is incredibly immature.
:bow
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first date is usually what women count. why don't you just ask? anniversaries are for women anyway.
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first date is usually what women count. why don't you just ask? anniversaries are for women anyway.
I think the surprise factor is higher when there's never any mention of anniversaries and then: BAM! a gift!
In that regard it doesn't really matter what date you dream up, but it made me wonder about the "official" date.
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I use the Chinese method whereby the age of something is counted as the total number of calendar years in some part of which it has existed. This is why I always buy any girl I meet a one-year anniversary present immediately after we first engage in conversation. They don't seem to show their appreciation very well though ???
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Nice try PD.
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haha, fooled you!
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First time she shits in your shower.
:rofl
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It starts when you have the awkward first "where are we?" talk.
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we are still in alpha :'(
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also: very carefully, lololol
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we are still in alpha :'(
:lol :lol Love it!
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First real kiss/contact. Otherwise it is just a friendly outing. If she doesn't want to bang you then it's not a real date.
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I have two anniversaries. Take that.
Feb 11th - First met
Sep 9 - Married
I get an extra BJ a year than most married men do.
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But for real'z tho, first time she lets you stick it in her pooper.
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Anniversaries are a sign of desperation
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But for real'z tho, first time she lets you stick it in her pooper.
uh oh, I think I'm a bastard!
That's crazy talk Jin, Middle Eastern women are supposed to be all about teh anal.
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I mulled this over and decided first kiss makes the most sense.
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This thread is hilarious but it is NOT the first time you have sex. It's the day after when she calls you - then you know you're trapped. :(
Real talk.
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I have two anniversaries. Take that.
Feb 11th - First met
Sep 9 - Married
I get an extra BJ a year than most married men do.
So, that would mean you get two in total?
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Also Rebiak havent you just been going out with her for like 6 months?
We've been pretty serious for about 3 months now. So that's why I started wondering what the "official" start of a relationship is. First date was 4 months ago.
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woah man 3 months, dont screw this up
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And first kiss?
End of first date. :-*
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And first kiss?
End of first date. :-*
When did she allow you penis to enter her vag if you know what I mean.
??? What is this Arabic code? ???
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I think he means....coitus.
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Oh that! Did that the 4th date.
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lol missionary
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Missionary is for people with respect, Zero. What happened?
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coitus? I googled it but this is all I got
(http://www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/ATLAS_EN/assets/images/coitus.gif)
???
He couldn't even spurt far enough to hit her bean. smh
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Look at all that extra dick hidden in your body. How do we get it out?
Lose weight, fatty