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Title: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 11, 2009, 01:45:02 AM
Because it's moving so slow. How so slow? So slow.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 11, 2009, 01:56:53 AM
Get older, time flies as you get older and quit giving a shit.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Bildi on November 11, 2009, 01:58:56 AM
Find something important to do and then slack off on the internet.  Works for me.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Don Flamenco on November 11, 2009, 02:00:23 AM
play video games (civ 4 works best)
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Cormacaroni on November 11, 2009, 02:12:13 AM
Amuse yourself by plucking bullets out of the air.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on November 11, 2009, 02:27:02 AM
for me, time always goes by the fastest when I'm asleep.  Try it, it might just work for you.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 11, 2009, 03:03:37 AM
Drugs always help. I still can't remember the majority of Sunday
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Akala on November 11, 2009, 03:21:02 AM
cherish it. you'll miss it.  :(
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: OptimoPeach on November 11, 2009, 03:23:01 AM
cherish it. you'll miss it.  :(
Yes. I'm in between this

time flies as you get older
and this
quit giving a shit
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 11, 2009, 03:31:46 AM
hormones
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 11, 2009, 04:46:54 AM
deadlines'll do it, or what bildi said.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: MCD on November 11, 2009, 05:32:31 AM
cut your dick

oh wait
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Reb on November 11, 2009, 05:34:18 AM
Time, time is our friend.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Reb on November 11, 2009, 05:34:32 AM
Just have a little faith in me.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: ch1nchilla on November 11, 2009, 07:11:12 AM
Find something important to do and then slack off on the internet.  Works for me.

Worked this afternoon for me.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: chronovore on November 11, 2009, 07:53:16 AM
Seriously, what was said above: as you get older, time moves faster. Apparently time is relative as you slide down the hill, accelerating as if by gravity and momentum toward the grave.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Bocsius on November 11, 2009, 09:02:53 AM
While time does indeed fly on the macro level, I find that on the micro level, every last minute is excruciatingly long. Particularly between the hours of 8 and 5.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Brehvolution on November 11, 2009, 09:13:36 AM
Alcohol
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: M3wThr33 on November 11, 2009, 01:11:24 PM
As you approach the speed of light, time slows, so don't do that.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Bocsius on November 11, 2009, 01:13:19 PM
As you approach the speed of light, time slows, so don't do that.

Actually, it's the opposite. I guess it depends on what you're going for.
Title: Re: Anybody got any tips on making time move faster?
Post by: Diunx on November 11, 2009, 04:46:11 PM
Rape.